The Gentleman's Pirate
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Joined 07-24-08, id: 1645567, Profile Updated: 02-04-11

Okay, what people write up here, well never mind. Here goes:

I'm Irish, though people have confused me with being Canadian and Asian. Weird, I think.

I can say up to, and including 200 words in a sentence and still mantain perfect grammar.

I have one year of school left before college

My site on FictionPress http://www.fictionpress.com/u/654308/

Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World-Full house
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -mr.rodgers neighbor hood-and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You remember Carebears
You know that Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!
You had a ferbie and grew sick of it because it wouldn't shutup!!

Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

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Bonding by asouldreams reviews
Morning twilight; a starlit sky; to have you; to hold you; to love you; forever...bound. As darkness rises, friendships are tested, allegiances made & love is re-discovered & lost; set during Hogwarts yr 2009-10. A friendship that turns into so much more. Hermione/Minerva. Remains canon compliant through books not Pottermore. Harry, Ginny, Ron, includes most characters from books
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 154 - Words: 1,223,150 - Reviews: 4477 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Minerva M., Hermione G.
Long Live The Queen by offsides reviews
With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 174,577 - Reviews: 4359 - Favs: 9,193 - Follows: 7,720 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Albus Potter and the Chaos Contagion by NoahPhantom reviews
*SERIES COMPLETE!* Book 6/7. Sequel to "Albus Potter and the Hourglass Empire." Magical science, like Muggle technology, has progressed so rapidly that the world is destabilizing. Spells of unknown limits are now possible. Dabbling with this kind of power changes a person: the Chaos Contagion will take your mind, and nothing can get it back. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 183,642 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Albus S. P., Rose W., Hugo W., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Surpassing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, fifth and final in main Dangerverse. Harry Potter is Marauder-trained and Warrior-chosen. When he stands united with his Pack and Pride, evil has no chance, but Lord Voldemort is a past master of dividing and conquering... Years Six and Seven, story COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 519,766 - Reviews: 2235 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Return To Me by anfiwyn reviews
Aslan grants Caspian the opportunity to be with Susan. However, he's taken thirteen hundred years back into the Golden Age of Narnia, where he must win her all over again. Book and Movie Verse. Suspian primarily but hints at Susan/Rabadash.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 186,116 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Caspian X, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Nightmare by TastyAsItGets reviews
Back in England, teenage Susan begins to have nightmares about the "Golden" Age. When she realizes the dreams are actually forgotten memories, she will stop at nothing to prevent her family from falling apart again — even trying to change the past. Part III of "The Secret Chronicles of Narnia Trilogy."
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,683 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Susan Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Royal Findings II by Mandagal12 reviews
Sequel. Just when Kay's adjusted to modern life again, she's thrown back into Narnia to help Prince Caspian. Life, no matter in what world, is unpredictable. Especially when you've got friends like hers. peterXoc
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 179,775 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Caspian X, Peter Pevensie - Complete
The Stone Gryphon, Part 1: Oxfordshire 1942 by rthstewart reviews
In the summer of the Dawn Treader, Aslan tries to get Peter's attention. But, it's all Greek to Peter as he studies with Professor Kirke and meets unusual people who seem vaguely familiar. Part 1 of The Stone Gryphon
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,387 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
Naked Desire by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella is an art student at Phoenix University when she meets Edward Cullen, also an art major. What happens when they are paired together and assigned to do NUDE MODELING for each other? All human & TONS OF LEMONEY FUN! Over 100,000 hits!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,144 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
DragonJourney by writer'sblock7777 reviews
What should have been at the end of DragonFire. Oneshot.
Dragon Keepers Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
The Last Castle by Greenbean347 reviews
Sequel to Your Freedom Lies North. Our heros face tougher obstacles and tougher enemies than ever before, all while trying to construct a castle they hope will save the lives of their countrymen. Finally, an update!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,550 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 10/20/2005
Royal Findings by Mandagal12 reviews
Full summary in Chapter 1... Adventure, friendship, and trying not to be killed by monsters that shouldn't even exist. Peter x OC. Complete and Sequel Complete.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 175,805 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete