Malluna xxx
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Joined 06-09-07, id: 1296609, Profile Updated: 02-03-11

I throw shot put for track, I wrestled one year, swam one year. I like to lift weights. Born in '94. Like to meet new people, like to do new things. I'm also a little crazy. I love languages. Thus far it's just Spanish, French, and a little Chinese. Hopefully I'll end up with twelve total. I love horses, light blue, and men's clothing; dresses and skirts suck. Most of the time. I dislike gossips. A lot.

Fav Manga/Anime or TV Shows: Trinity Blood, Fruits Basket, Bleach, Wolf's Rain, Tsubasa, X/1999, InuYasha, Alice 19th, Chobits, Futurama, Family Guy, 666Satan, Cowboy Bebop, etc.

I'm a little obsessed with E.A. Poe.

I also love comedians and quotes.

I don't write much, but if I ever get to it, I'll be sure to put it up.

Call me Fujiko.


I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Benjamin Disraeli

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. Fields

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
Lucille S. Harper

Is it progress if a cannibal uses knife and fork?
Stanislaw Lec

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
Brian Pickrell

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Unknown

We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our bottoms. Then things get worse.
Unknown

God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air.
A psychotic is the man who lives in it.
A psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent.
Jerome Lawrence


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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!