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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Picture of Dorian Gray.

This account is dead. I am removing everything that I should have continued, so I will have no obligation to post. One shots will be left up, however, so maybe readers will still enjoy those. I have everything disabled. Sorry for readers of my ongoing stories; this is short notice. I have my reasons for leaving, but they aren't your business.

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The Flaming Martini by ProfoundYetMeticulous reviews
KakashixOC Nothing seemed to catch his eyes. The intricate paintings, the highly decorated booths nor the flashing dance floor took his interest. No, none of those were as good enough as a scandalous dark corner.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,900 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Kakashi H.
Uncrowned Lord of Azkaban by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 2,693 - Follows: 2,634 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P.
Thrusters on Full by ValorRose reviews
You’ve seen the movie right, at the end when “everyone” is there to see Kirk become captain of the Enterprise, there is one very important character missing. Truly this is just smut, their really is no plot to speak of. Warning: Slash Spock/Kirk, Rated:M
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Marauder's Advice To YOUR Problems by PadfootLoverr reviews
The Marauder's give advice to the population of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,290 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 12/14/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
Leads to a Love by Silk Spectre reviews
after "Starts with a handshake" Rorschach doesn't die, but has his intrinsic field removed, and after a very long time comes back as a Jon-like entity. His life, post Karnak. Slash, Ror/Daniel. UPDATES SLOW.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,531 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
A Letter by militaryhistory reviews
The characters are not happy with fanfiction authors.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
HARREH POTTAH by Grimly Dandy reviews
Spoof time! Scriptform spoof based on the first book. rated T for swearing. EDIT: Sorry guys, this story is permanently on hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,592 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Harry P.
Alucard at Walmart by SirIntegrity reviews
Title explains all. Besides killing, Alucard's passion is to act psychotic and completely insane. Not for people with high maturity levels or sophisticated humor. Leave flames behind. Now including the intervention!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Sound of the Tide by Minishini reviews
When Kuchiki Byakuya inherited head of the House Kuchiki, he also inheritied all of its businesses, including a less than moral tea house. When he investigates the business, he ends up taking home a rebelious geisha! ByakuyaxOC, RenjixOC
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,305 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Byakuya K., Renji A.
Zenna Vortex: Five Queens and a Joker by LA Knight reviews
Rachel: delicious, corruptible. Sadie: young, out of control. Crystal: dangerous, sharp. Danni: waiting, ready. Rose: sensual, explosive. Batman: desperate to save them. Joker: desperate to see just how much damage 5 women can do.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 129,650 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008
CinderWhattheHell a by Meltha reviews
During the trio’s wanderings in book seven, Ron gets Hermione to explain that disease-sounding Muggle fairy tale. Very mildly Ron-Hermione with slight Harry-Ginny undertones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Janto Flu by Gavvy Wolf-Kidd reviews
I put this up here at the suggestion of kaseykc . Janto flu is a serious condition affecting Janto fans everywhere. More inside for symptoms and details.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Closing Time by Diva In The House reviews
House/OFC. Bartenders and their patrons have a unique relationship...especially when that patron is House.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,247 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2009 - G. House - Complete
In Which Severus Snape Confuses A Muggle by Late March reviews
Snape is sent into Muggle London on a mission from Dumbledore, where he makes the mistake of speaking to the...um...wrong person.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Faux Smiles by Virgins-and-Surgeons reviews
“It’s like Romeo and Juliet, if Romeo was a controlling, manipulative jerk with a God complex and Juliet was a bitter, suicidal, self-hating alcoholic.” All of her misfortune, it all happened after she met him. Aizen/OC
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,414 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - S. Aizen - Complete
How to Make a Mary Sue by Amethyst Turtle reviews
Learn how to create your own obnoxiously perfect Mary Sue in 11.4 easy steps! Everyone will be amazed at how creative you are!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
And Then Ianto Died of Swine Flu, The End by LiquidLash reviews
My cracky Children of Earth fixit. You have been warned.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Ask Elrond by labradorite reviews
Ask Lord Elrond any and all of your most personal questions! Go on, it’s easy! Just slip your anonymous letter in the box stationed outside of his office and expect a reply within the week. NO tampering with letters. That means YOU, Elladan and Elrohir!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,853 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Elrond - Complete
Heroes On Display by Cylor reviews
The Titans have finally met an adversary they cannot overcome...their fan base.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2009 - [Starfire, Robin] Cyborg, Raven - Complete
One Man's Junk by Star of Airdrie reviews
Wherein we learn the answer to a question about Cyborg's anatomy, perhaps in too much detail. Prequel to Another Man's Treasure. One-shot.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Cyborg - Complete
Blessed Victory by Minishini reviews
Nanashi Katsue was living a wonderfully comfortable life in Sereitei, setting broken limbs and putting sick Shinigami right. That is, until the day Captain Zaraki Kenpachi waltzed in to her clinic. Zaraki x OC
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,985 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - K. Zaraki
Slash by Cylor reviews
Robin and Starfire discover the oddities of internet fandom. Rated for, well, um...One-shot, split from my Scraps.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2009 - [Robin, Starfire] - Complete
The Shirt by Storymaster Caith reviews
Temari realized something weird was going on when she saw Kankuro in The Shirt. multichapter yaoi crack!pairing romance. Oh yeah.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,065 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Chōji A., Kankuro
Muscle Memory by Rayna Lissesul reviews
Muscle memory: the process of the neuromuscular system memorizing motor skills. Synonym: neuromuscular facilitation. Layman's terms: actions that the body comes to memorize when repeated enough. After a while, things get as easy as breathing...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 129,907 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Watching the Watchmen by Victorian Beauty reviews
Continuing with Moore’s concept of taking superheroes and putting them in the real world, I’ve gone one step forward and brought The Watchmen into the real world. Here, they attend their own movie premiere. Chaos ensues.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Adrian V./Ozymandias, Edward B./The Comedian - Complete
211 Things A Bright Shinigami Can Do by xFeedMePoisonedCandyx reviews
New CH! Lesson 22: How To Get Back on the Social Ladder. The essential life-skills handbook for bright Shinigami of all ages, featuring all the subjects they didn't teach you at the Academy, but you wish they had. Reviews and ideas are very welcome.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,140 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008
Formaldehyde by MistressOrchid reviews
There is a picture from his past of him smiling, and a girl with frizzy hair. Rorschach/OC
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,346 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach
Janto by castrovalva9 reviews
A satire and a companion piece to "Drose"--see my profile page for the link to that story. Jack and Ianto go online and discover the portmanteau name "Janto" as well as other "interesting" aspects of TW fanfic.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Starts with a Handshake by Silk Spectre reviews
Storyverse. Dan/Rorschach, mature, sexual themes and actions, some violence, spoilers. What happened on that fifteen hour flight to Karnak? Noncan but all takes place in a time slot left blank by Moore and Gibbons, who own these characters.IC!Ror: AU end
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,685 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Dancers In the Dusk by littlegeekpenguin reviews
Almost twenty years ago they helped arrest her. Now in 1985 the dynamics between the retired Twilight Lady and her masked rivals have changed along with the rest of the world. No non-cannon pairings. A different POV on the events/history of Watchmen.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,919 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009
Denial, Delirium, and Daisies by D.Quiin reviews
Runny nose, check. High temperature, check. Dizziness, check. Hmmm. Must be a concussion. In which our favorite masked vigilante gets a case of the flu, and denial.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach
The Jump City Journal by titangirl797 reviews
The Jump City Journal is just a regular tabloid magazine in Jump City, California. That is, until they begin bugging the Titans with increasingly outrageous stories. What does the paper have against the beloved Teen Titans?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008
The Fall by tinylittlebunny reviews
Nine hundred years after Armageddon, a survivor struggles to keep her sanity. Kidnapping Father Tres is critical to her plans, but everything is thrown off course when she encounters Father Abel. OC Heavy but features Abel and Tres.
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Abel N., Tres I. - Complete
A Ringwraith's Misfortune by ElenweMorwen reviews
This is the tale of the Ringwraith, named Bob, that Lord Elrond's scouts could not find. Poor Bob. It wasn't his lucky day.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Sauron - Complete
The Dream Series by Kirra White Tigress reviews
We all must sleep and we all must wake, even if reality is not what we dreamed it would be. Gelphie 4-shot. Rated M for later chapters. R&R.
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Truly Madly Deeply by Pentangle-linnon reviews
Legolas in love. Humor. You have been warned.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Legolas - Complete
Lord of the BeltBuckles:TFOTBB by HighNote reviews
Tolkien's classical tale with a redneck twist! Join us on this journey through middle-earth, full of laughs, beer, and many other redneck items! Rated T for language and suggestive themes.R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2008
Traditional Frights Can't Compare by T-c3 reviews
Gotham's first Halloween with the Joker won't be soon forgotten.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Indecent exposure by Darkflameangel reviews
In Suna, going without underwear can be risky business
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Kankuro - Complete
The Plays by kirameru1701 reviews
In his second year of high school, Jonathan Crane is forced to talk to the counselor - and he finds that sometimes, it helps to just talk. Oneshot, not a romance, rated for mentioned sex and intense angst, better than it sounds. R&R.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Sleeping BeaYouPeopleAreMadty by Meltha reviews
Hermione tells Ron and Harry the story of Sleeping Beauty to pass the time on their wanderings. Third in a series
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3801 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Dora the Explorer: Swiper Snaps by blindhobos reviews
Epic win! They finally made a Dora the Explorer category! This is a crack story, where Swiper finally gets fed up with Dora. What happens when our favorite fox has taken about all he can take? This was amazingly fun to write!
Dora the Explorer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Carpe Diem by Sirius123 reviews
She sobbed, crying out to God, begging for an answer, a sign, anything to tell her why such a horrible thing would happen...
Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Internet Perdition by Lotus Aia reviews
Yaoi Sasunaru and Kakairu! An artist is terrorizing the internet with pictures of mixed pairings doing naughty acts! Fluffy protests to several pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,808 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
SubZero, Office Custodian by Michael Brendan reviews
So what if it was all a dream and there was no Shao Kahn? So what if SubZero moved to America to try and gain fortune and fame? This is my comedic twist to the Mortal Kombat series. Enjoy.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Argument Drabbles of Sakura and Ino by Misery Loves Fanfics reviews
Not really drabbles, more like oneshots of Sakura and Ino arguing about Sasuke. Boxers or Briefs? Likes Blondes or PinkHeads? Favorite Color? Luckily, Naruto always knows the answer. SasuNaru Ending due to lack of interest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mary Sues I Hate the Most by alsdssg reviews
It's just a poem about the many Eragon Sues.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Forever by Pretty.Little.Liars reviews
Immortality seems like a good idea, until you realize you're going to spend it alone. ---- OrochimaruOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Orochimaru - Complete
Drose by castrovalva9 reviews
The Tenth Doctor and Rose make a horrifying discovery on the Internet.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Madness of Love by Meltha reviews
There was more than one tragic love story in Verona. RomeoMercutio
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
The Twelve Days of Underworld by Rushwriter reviews
Unforgivable parody of the Twelve Days of Christmas. Feel free to go carolling with it...
Underworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
A Really Bad Day in Vice City by Boadicia reviews
This is the twisted tale of Cassandra, an everyday citizen of Vice City who's having a really bad day.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,965 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Complete
The House That Riddle Crashed At by KtShhh reviews
Welcome to the Malfoy house, where the mysterious arrival of a young Tom Riddle turns Lucius Malfoy's life into a living, breathing, pringle-munching nightmare! A complete fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/16/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
No-Shippers' Anthem by Rage Point reviews
This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 5/8/2001
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The Wandering Thoughts of Sirius Black reviews
When in History of Magic, odd thoughts do tend to cross one's mind. Sirius Black is no exception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Sirius B. - Complete
Candy Shop reviews
Just a little while in a candy store was all Naruto would need. -SasuNaru-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Rose By Any Other Name reviews
Oh, Juliet, how you have dissapointed me! -Dorian Gray
Picture of Dorian Gray - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
The Secret Affairs of Harry Potter Fandom reviews
Am I truly the only one that has problems with some pairings?... -poem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
With or Without You reviews
He’s not my friend. I don’t miss him, and I won’t. I can’t… -SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete