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Joined 05-15-07, id: 1279000, Profile Updated: 12-19-11

Born in September 1983.
Gender: Male
Current Residence: Belgrade, Serbia.
English is not my native language so I might make a lot of spelling errors, although I probably won't be writing much in the first place.


Things I like:

Funny stuff - I'm always up for a good joke and good laugh;
Riding a Bike - Nice and relaxing;
Swimming - Also nice and relaxing;
Reading interesting stuff - That's why I'm here;
Peace and Quiet.

Now let's get to the thing that whoever reads this actually might be interested in, my favorite works of fiction:

Spider-Man: I am one big Spider-Fan. Best of Spidey jokes - One of the reasons Spider-Man is so damn lovable is his mouth. This is one of the biggest list of his jokes I could find.

X-Men: From a simple concept of mutants came numerous interesting characters. But I mostly stick to Ultimate X-men because 616 has too massive history and too many characters.

Other Marvel Stuff: Recently things like Silver Surfer, Fantastic Four, Thor etc. have started to interest me. (Especially Silver Surfer)

Bugs Bunny and the rest of the Looney Tunes gang: Some jokes never get old. They just don't.

Manga (anime) that I read (watch) and recommend:

Claymore: This one is my personal favorite. A dark fantasy manga that knows the practical limit of the "dark" part.

Ah! My Goddess: It's quite refreshing to have a series with such a positive outlook on life especially in a time when it's a popular trend to make entertainment that is filled with ludicrous amount of angst.

Dragon Ball: All of it. I guess now it can be called classic.

Rosario + Vampire: The only of the "harem" type mangas that I read. Not really for everyone's taste but I think it's fun.

Change 123: A very good blend of action, comedy, ecchi, martial arts, psychological, romance and school life geners. (complete)

Ubel Blatt: Another manga of the "dark fantasy" type. I like it for it's gray and gray morality.

The Demon Queen And The Hero: It takes a standard cliche humans vs demons setting and turns it upside down in a hilarious way.

My Lovely Ghost Kana: Very emotional (and I mean emotional not emo). Adult oriented. (complete)

Kurohime: A manga about a gun wielding witch (and it came before Bayonetta). (complete)

History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi: At first glance this looks like a standard fighting manga. However there are many many minor tweaks that make this series more enjoyable. Many elements that I personally found annoying and are somewhat of a standard among the likes of Naruto and Bleach were either removed or done differently.

Koe De Oshigoto: This one gets bonus points for originality from me. I have yet to see a manga that tells this kind of story.

Yuria 100 Shiki: If you are not bothered by the "adult" nature of this manga, you will get a top grade comedy.

Shaman King: Definitely one of my favorite anime. Seriously, likable characters, interesting bad guy, good plot and spectacular final battle, how can this not be good.

Favorite Video games:

Heroes of Might and Magic series: So far I've played Heroes I-V and I liked all of them. Each of them has it's own virtues as well as flaws. This makes them each of them a part of the series that is unique enough to keep my interest independently form others.

Civilization series: So far I've played Civ II-IV and I had great fun building my nations.

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Return of Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
Well here it is, the sequel to my Naruto Hatake story be sure to read that first or you'll just be lost. The continuing adventures of Naruto, adopted son of Kakashi. Various pairings inside mainly Naruto/Hinata, Anko/Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 155,990 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 4/15/2016 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15063 - Favs: 22,138 - Follows: 19,438 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Claymore outtakes by Dany le fou reviews
Crack fic. Mainly random shots based on manga happenings or whatever idea going through my mind. Warnings : OOC, insanity, fourth wall breaking and possible spoilers.
Claymore - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,530 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 4/3/2010
Raki in Claymoreland by Dany le fou reviews
When you see a strange rabbit lose her sword, DON'T try to follow it to give it back. Just ask Raki. 'Alice in Wonderland' parody. Warnings : crackfic, lots of OOC, nudity. Now complete.
Claymore - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 13,282 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Complete
The Diary of Mary Jane Watson by Mary J. Watson reviews
Behind every great man is an even greater woman. Mary Jane Watson is more than just Peter Parker and Spiderman's future wife. Read her own diary and see the real woman behind the mask.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,957 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Mary Jane W., Peter P./Spider-Man
Hugging practice by Dany le fou reviews
Just a small alternate take on chapter 127. Someone just needs a hug. Minor spoilers.
Claymore - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Deneve, Raki - Complete
Sensational SpiderX by Agent-G reviews
Third in the Spider-X series, the X-Men and Peter Parker have survived being exposed but now they must deal with the fallout of the world knowing of mutants. Can Peter keep his secret being Spider-man from the world? Not to mention new evil is on the way.
Crossover - Spider-Man & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 157,059 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Peaceful phantom by Dany le fou reviews
The battle is over, but Miria can't rest just yet. Can one human give her the peace she seeks?
Claymore - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Miria, Raki - Complete
Don't Let Go by Fifth Horseman reviews
The inevitable finally happens, and Revy breaks. Luckily she has Rock to hold her together. Rated M mostly for the language.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,790 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - [Revy, Rock] - Complete
A Different Kind of Immortality by Legendary Legacy reviews
Not all forms of Immortality are created equal. Unfortunately for Keitaro, he's ended up with one of the more...frustrating kinds.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,137 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Keitaro U.
Know Your Place by Tempest35 reviews
What does 'Know Your Place' mean for Tsukune? Inner Moka must know what it is...doesn't she? This is a re-write of my original 'Know Your Place'. Enjoy!
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
To drink or not to drink? by Dany le fou reviews
The aftermath of a party leaves Miria in a very awkward, yet very pleasant situation - Now a two-shot, rated for content
Claymore - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Miria, Raki - Complete
Reward by Bishop23 reviews
Tsukune gets a little reward for all he's done from Inner Moka: WARNING LEMON!
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 152 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Tsukune A., Moka A.
Gurren Jesus by Jasonbobdude reviews
Jesus and Kamina team up to win World War II.
Crossover - Bible & Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 89 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kamina - Complete
I hate you by Dany le fou reviews
Set at the end of chapter 100 - A quick look into Clare's mind as she fails to awaken
Claymore - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Clare - Complete
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3599 - Favs: 6,302 - Follows: 3,487 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The mother hen and the happy family by Dany le fou reviews
When Miata reported a change in Clare, Miria thought she might have Awakened. But when they found her, they never expected THIS... One shot, OOC, slight cursing and Miria torture
Claymore - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
Marriage of Chaos by gunman reviews
While attempting to get his Roanapur residency, Rock gets the shock of his life when he finds out he is married... to Revy!
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Rock, Revy
The 'Unexpected' series by Dany le fou reviews
Repost of my one-shots. AU from chapter 89. Isley's survival from the Abyss Feeders allowed Clare and Raki to reunite... But no one expected the consequences it would have on the Ghosts and the rest of the land. M for languages and situations
Claymore - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,723 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009
Web of Cadmus by Agent-G reviews
Here it is the sequel to Justice League The Spider. Cadmus is making their own plans and a new team, will this team be a threat to the League and there are strangely familiar faces inside of this new team as well.
Crossover - Ultimate Marvel & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 148,006 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Urges by TaleWeaver reviews
anime-verse Claymores are supposed to shun emotion and all things primal, as they only encourage the Yoma within. But Raki makes Clare feel so very human.
Claymore - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Clare, Raki - Complete
Devotion by enIIgma-chan reviews
A short one-shot story about Clare and Raki. Please read and review!
Claymore - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Clare, Raki - Complete
Delicious by College Fool reviews
Clare comes to realize why Raki fascinates yoma so. Oneshot.
Claymore - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Clare, Raki - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9294 - Favs: 7,359 - Follows: 3,434 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Memories by Wynora reviews
- COMPLETED - Set after GT, a hundred years have passed and the legendary hero named Goku finds himself in a new world, now all alone, with out his family and friends. Would he regret his decision he made one hundred years ago? R&R!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,743 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Goku, Chi-Chi - Complete
More Than Meets The Eye by The Writer with No Name reviews
Peter Parker had thought that things would be looking up a bit after getting a new car...but his luck strikes again, as some old friends return to Earth. SpiderManTransformers crossover, combining G1 and movie. Rated T to be safe, for now.
Crossover - Ultimate Marvel & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,661 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Thank You by enIIgma-chan reviews
Clare x Raki fic [oneshot] Please read and review!
Claymore - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Twin Demons by Georgia Kennedy reviews
Peter Parker declares his undying love for Mary Jane Watson, who vows to help him confront his fear and guilt as SpiderMan joins forces with Daredevil to break up a ring of international terrorists bent on wreaking havoc all over the Big Apple.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Daredevil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 169,567 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 1/28/2005 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Look Through My Eyes by Jenn1 reviews
On Hold. Movieverse and Crossover. Post SM3. When an accident leaves Peter blind, he knows his days of being Spider-Man are over. Can he learn to live with his blindness from someone who knows all too well? Ch. 2 up.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Daredevil - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Matt M./Daredevil
All Work and No Play? by Tempest35 reviews
ONESHOT -During Northern Timeskip- Poor Helen's bored and all that's around her is snow... So what's a girl to do? Throw it of course. RE-DONE.
Claymore - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mask of Loki by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
After 'HBP', Harry finds a strange green mask in the trash, but even after everything he has witnessed since joining the wizarding world, he has no idea how his possession of such a seemingly simple artefact will affect the outcome of the final battle...
Crossover - Harry Potter & The Mask - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,969 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W., Voldemort, Stanley I./The Mask - Complete
The Second Always Follows by parsnip reviews
It is often said one learns from past mistakes, but if that's true, than why is Clare torn between driving Raki away or letting him stay? A oneshot exploration of ClareTeresa and ClareRaki. Spoilers through Episode 12 and Volume 7.
Claymore - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Dessert by Hamstadini reviews
Raki gets Claire a pittance in order to repay her for her kindness...but his gift opens up wounds that he didn't think she had. Slight RakiClaire.
Claymore - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
The XSpider by CrazySpirit123 reviews
It's a crossover between Spider-ManX-Men evo. Peter Parker joins the x-men, and helps fight the brotherhood, and others. Watch as he learns more about life, friends, and even love. (Complete)
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 68,828 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Complete
Arachnophobia by J.B. Writer reviews
A Teen Titan, Spider Man crossover. 'Our pal' Larry decides to visit Jump City again. Complications occur sending Spidey, Venom, and Carnage instead. What will be the ramifications of this odd occurence? Three words... Watch out Titans!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 107,422 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Complete
Four Leaf Clover by BBShadowCat reviews
[COMPLETED]As a child, Anna always loved fortunetelling. One day, a fortuneteller told her that she forever cursed and Anna must find her true love before she turns 16 or she won't break the curse. The only clue is the symbol of a Four Leaf Clover
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 140,717 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Complete
Return of SpiderX by Agent-G reviews
Here it is the sequel to my story SpiderX, my SpiderMan and XMen Evo crossover continues. Please R&R Jott, PeterRogue, KurtAmanda and more. If you haven't read SpiderX first then do so now.
Crossover - Spider-Man & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 177,879 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Complete
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 357 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Cat by Jen K reviews
The Black Cat has a chance to unmask Spider-man. Also a flash back to when they first met.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,120 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 8/6/2002
Justice League: The Spider by Agent-G reviews
The Justice League get a new surprising member, SpiderMan from the Ultimate Marvel universe. Please R&R. Title image by user Jonn Wolfe.
Crossover - Ultimate Marvel & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 178,385 - Reviews: 1913 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Complete
The New Teacher by Agent-G reviews
Peter Parker AKA SpiderMan, has lost his job teaching at his old high school. Now he's got a new teaching job now. At Xavier's. Can he teach there and keep his secret? COMPLETE
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 116,765 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Complete
King of Games by crosstrigger333 reviews
DigimonYugiohCardcaptorSakura crossover When a Clow Card causes a computer gaming program to kidnap Kari in the Digital World, it's up to TK, along with Yugi and Sakura, to win the day. COMPLETE
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,949 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 4/26/2003 - Hikari Y./Kari K., Takeru T./TK - Complete
Darkness Brings Two Together by squirreldemon reviews
TK and Kari get into an enormous fight right before the Kamiyas move. Three years later TK heads to America to find Kari and gets wrapped up in more than he could ever have imagined, because it’s almost high tide in the Dark Ocean and he and Kari are goin
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,187 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Hikari Y./Kari K., Takeru T./TK - Complete
Origin Story by jjonahjameson reviews
Crossover. Too bad there isn't a category called 'silly'...SpiderMan gets some help with his itchy suit and a costume designer gets a new career direction.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 134 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Complete
SpiderX by Agent-G reviews
SpiderMan, XMen crossover. After their meeting with Warren, Rogue and Scott have another encounter while in New York. Please R&R Complete
Crossover - Spider-Man & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 151,214 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Complete
Ultimate Melee by Aeschines reviews
When the Hulk mysteriously breaks out of the Triskelion and shows up in front of the Xavier Institute demanding to see one of the students, hostility is raised between the X-Men and the Ultimates, leading to a struggle between the two teams. (COMPLETE)
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,063 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/9/2004 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Complete
Jamie's Death by La miseria y la muerte reviews
(Megas XLR) One-shot fic. Jamie dies, but... how?
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Complete
Field Trip To Camp Hercule by three kowtows reviews
Videl hates Gohan, Gohan’s scared of Videl. So, naturally, they get stuck at camp together for a week, right? How are the two teens going to survive being in each other’s presence – particularly when one’s secretly Saiyaman? Read to find out!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 83,400 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 2/4/2002 - Gohan, Videl
Jean and Scott Get Caught! by Missmishka reviews
FINISHED! Very different and amusing look at the Jott relationsip when they get caught misusing the Danger Room. Not intended for anyone under 17 to read. Please, R&R
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,900 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/23/2003 - Published: 8/1/2003
Arachnophobia by Neverwhere Chaos Mode reviews
AN deleted only. After a depressing chain of events, Peter Parker finds himself in the Xavier Institute. Complete
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,500 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/15/2003 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Complete