![]() Author has written 2 stories for Dragon Ball Z. Well mercy, mercy, mercy me. Good morning, day, or possibly night you you, sir and/or madam. I am the Sarcastic Nobody, and I suppose you all are here to learn more about me. Well, it would be cruel not to oblige your desire. Contrary to popular belief, I am, in fact, a powerful bio-android manufacutred in a secret lab undergrounfd the desolate Death Valley. Built 4 years ago, I promptly escaped from the clutches of my creators and currently reside in an undisclosed location, deep underground in a hidden bunker, shielded by the unassuming guise of a nondescript building. In my time I have water skii'd in the pacific, played polo on mars, and enjoyed high tea with Elvis Pressley in a charming cafe in southern Morocco. Can you boast of single handedly solving the engegy crisis, world hunger, and inducing world piece in a single afternoon. I can. My ideas are ingenius, no matter what those idiot doctors at MIT say. My tears could cure cancer, and I have averted the apocalypse by dividing by zero. Fact: Chuck Norris facts are losely based on the autobiography of my life. And all who question me shall fall before the might of my unstopable penguin army! ...What, you don't believe me? Well, I suppose if you really wish I could bore you with a lot of nonsense about the standard life of a standard teenager in a standard suburban ton in the midwest. If you really want to I could fill this page with a lot of drivel about school, needless drama, and the basic nonsense you would expect on a FanFiction profile page. But I think you'd rather read more about the fabrications I posted above. In the face of such a generic reality, I think the naive lie I wrote is so much more interesting. It makes for a much better read. Which, after all, is the entire point of this site in the first place. So don't complain about my lies. Now I suppose you want to read about my writing style. While my two currently posted stories, "Warrior Turned" and "Rise of the Prince" are written in a rather weak style, they were the first fictions I wrote, based on ideas I had several years ago. My style has changed pretty drastically since then. "Evolved," I think is the better word. At any rate, heres to the hopes that I will be posting more and better stories in the future, eh? Well, thank you all for reading. By all means, read my stories. I should be posting more in the future. I hope you look forward to it as much as I do. Oh, by the way, there's a little button up above that says "Subscribe." You should click it. Really. Turst me on this. |
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