![]() Author has written 1 story for Naruto. Hey whats up everyone my names cory james and i like this site XD. Okay moving on from the given i once tried to write a story but it ended fairly badly so i stopped it if you want it let me know and i will send the other stuff that goes with it. But i am currently living in Severn, Maryland i just moved back due to a divorcee issue. I went to live with my father in Nebraska and didnt work out so i am home again. I am really werid my family says but i am just special in my own unique way. I am 16 years old currently unemployed (yeah me XD) i stand 6ft tall, wear glasses, i skate a bit but i aint no tony hawk, and i am a slim athletic build. I seem lately to like to help others and am a beta so if you need one just let me know and i stick mostly to Naruto series though i have a strict type. I am personally fond of the romance kind that have action, but a little angst is good cause naruto was treated like crap his entire life he deserves some seirous loveing right now. But i love music and i think by knowing what a person listens to and how they react to can show you really who is this person is and what their view is on the world. I am sorta political and against the war and stuff i hate rap love the rock and would understand any honest persons opinion. Okay i think i have done enough rambling for know if you need to contact me my email is currently soldierside102@hotmail.com, my myspace is www.myspace.com/simpletuner. Favorite anime.) 1.)Naruto 2.)Bleach 3.)666 Satan 4.)D.Gray-Man 5.)Fruit Basket 6.)FullMetal Alchemist 7.)Air Gear (perviness and all) 8.)Rurouni Kenshin 9.)Black Cat 10.)Chibi Vampire Top 3 hated things . 1.)Yaoi pairing of decent people (gag me with a spoon) 2.)Bashing on peoples stories when they are tring their very hardest to write a story. 3.)People who steal all the good parking spots in front of your favorite anime store so you have to park aways in the back and walk in the freakin cold weather RAAWWRR!!! okay thats all more anger for the week. Quotes Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.-Mark Twain Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.-mark Twain I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.-Mark Twain A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.-Winston Churchill If you are going through hell, keep going.-Winston Churchill Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.-George Carlin A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.-George Carlin Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.-George Carlin Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, "You show me a tropical fruit and I’ll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."-George Carlin I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos.-George Carlin What year did Jesus think it was?-George CarlinThe real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shalt not steal," "Thou shalt not commit adultery," and "Thou shalt not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.-George Carlin Atheism is a non-prophet organization.-Me "No comment" is a comment.-Walnutt First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me-Steve Martin "To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush…I feel like I’m dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now what, I’m a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough…Somebody shoot me in the face." Folks, the President needs a break. He’s like a Black and Decker cordless Dirt Devil vacuum. If you don’t recharge his batteries, he can’t suck.-Steven Colbert Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked."-Jerry Seinfeld Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let’s make up. Have this deceased squirrel." -Jerry Seinfeld Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?-Jay Leno The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.-Jay Leno Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.-Me When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.-Sarah Slivermen "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to |
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