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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Hey whats up everyone my names cory james and i like this site XD. Okay moving on from the given i once tried to write a story but it ended fairly badly so i stopped it if you want it let me know and i will send the other stuff that goes with it. But i am currently living in Severn, Maryland i just moved back due to a divorcee issue. I went to live with my father in Nebraska and didnt work out so i am home again. I am really werid my family says but i am just special in my own unique way. I am 16 years old currently unemployed (yeah me XD) i stand 6ft tall, wear glasses, i skate a bit but i aint no tony hawk, and i am a slim athletic build. I seem lately to like to help others and am a beta so if you need one just let me know and i stick mostly to Naruto series though i have a strict type. I am personally fond of the romance kind that have action, but a little angst is good cause naruto was treated like crap his entire life he deserves some seirous loveing right now. But i love music and i think by knowing what a person listens to and how they react to can show you really who is this person is and what their view is on the world. I am sorta political and against the war and stuff i hate rap love the rock and would understand any honest persons opinion. Okay i think i have done enough rambling for know if you need to contact me my email is currently soldierside102@hotmail.com, my myspace is www.myspace.com/simpletuner.

Favorite anime.)

1.)Naruto

2.)Bleach

3.)666 Satan

4.)D.Gray-Man

5.)Fruit Basket

6.)FullMetal Alchemist

7.)Air Gear (perviness and all)

8.)Rurouni Kenshin

9.)Black Cat

10.)Chibi Vampire

Top 3 hated things .

1.)Yaoi pairing of decent people (gag me with a spoon)

2.)Bashing on peoples stories when they are tring their very hardest to write a story.

3.)People who steal all the good parking spots in front of your favorite anime store so you have to park aways in the back and walk in the freakin cold weather RAAWWRR!!! okay thats all more anger for the week.

Quotes

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.-Mark Twain

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.-mark Twain

I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.-Mark Twain

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.-Winston Churchill

If you are going through hell, keep going.-Winston Churchill

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.-George Carlin

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.-George Carlin

Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.-George Carlin

Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, "You show me a tropical fruit and I’ll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."-George Carlin

I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos.-George Carlin

What year did Jesus think it was?-George CarlinThe real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shalt not steal," "Thou shalt not commit adultery," and "Thou shalt not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.-George Carlin

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.-Me

"No comment" is a comment.-Walnutt

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me-Steve Martin

"To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush…I feel like I’m dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now what, I’m a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough…Somebody shoot me in the face."
-Roasting Bush at the 2006 White House Correspondents’ dinner-Steven Colbert

Folks, the President needs a break. He’s like a Black and Decker cordless Dirt Devil vacuum. If you don’t recharge his batteries, he can’t suck.-Steven Colbert

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little
bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.-Jerry Seinfeld

There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked."-Jerry Seinfeld

Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let’s make up. Have this deceased squirrel." -Jerry Seinfeld

Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?-Jay Leno

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.-Jay Leno

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.-Me

When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.-Sarah Slivermen

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to
go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon.’ Need I say more?"-My Friend

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Training for the Job by Desaix reviews
NaruSaku. Summary removed due to too many complaints.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 451,001 - Reviews: 2923 - Favs: 2,610 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
A Minx, a Vixen, and a Snake by Draguna Doragon reviews
A Kunoichi bombshell sensei, the daughter of Orochimaru, and Kyubi 'touched' Daughter of Kakashi as a team. What couldnt go wrong? pairings are OFCxKakashi OFCxGaara OFCxNaruto. M FOR A REASON PEOPLE! not for the faint hearted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 237,415 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U.
After the pain by Legilmyth reviews
Naruto finds Temari beaten and raped he saves her life and tries to help her get over the ordeal. But Naruto is hiding a pain of his own that could get in the way of him helping.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 258,635 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 1,964 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
White Cat by Kidaowre reviews
Has Train met his match or his love?
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,396 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Train H.
Exchange Student by Tori Rex reviews
The world beyond the borders of the Elemental Countries hold many wonders. Naruto's world is turned upside down when an outsider comes to join Konoha's shinobi ranks. Strange powers and stranger connections are revealed. NarutoxOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 259,945 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Shinigami by Chrisdz reviews
While in the Forest of Death Orochimaru seals away the Kyuubi. This however will lead a new power awakening within the Kyuubi container. NarutoxBleach crossover NaruxHarem. Not good at summaries so please read and see. Rated M to be safe
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,682 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 2,718 - Follows: 2,447 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U.
Caged Fox by General Badaxe reviews
Naruto gets attacked by a mystery ninja, and has to go into quarantine. Will his sanity make it? Due to some complaining, I have cleaned up the beginning chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 314,861 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Naruto U.
Life of Uzumaki Naruto by VenomLord reviews
At the age of 5 Naruto has a tragic encounter with the Villagers of Konoha. During which he meets the Kyubi for the first time, and changes his life forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 346,148 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 2,543 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Entwined Tails by MountainWind reviews
When they met in a dream both were fulfilled, but slowly he forgot. She has not, and she has come to his life for one purpose: to serve and love him. The only problem is a certain kunoichi or two may object. Warnings and pairings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 109,784 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Our Red Eyes by Dalxein reviews
Shortly after Tsunade accepts the office of Hokage, Naruto learns of his family's bloodline: the precursor to the Byakugan. [NaruHarem]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,606 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 1,768 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Snakes of Another Sort by Dalxein reviews
On the day the Kyuubi attacked, the child that the great beast was sealed inside was kidnapped. Now, Kazama Naruto has returned to Konoha for the Chuunin exams with one goal in mind: becoming Nidaime Otokage... Start: -NaruTayuKin- -NaruHarem-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,304 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
The Blonde Hyuuga by Dalxein reviews
After Naruto befriends Hinata at a young age, they soon find themselves to be the best of friends. Ten years later, and something other than friendship brings them closer still... NaruHina, Title makes sense later on. Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,028 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Altered Destiny by VenomLord reviews
When push came to shove, Naruto was more then willing to protect those with him. To do so he would use his own fists, and lets nothing stand in his way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 235,712 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Gambit by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] Uzumaki Naruto and Team Seven are on a collision course with Fate, Demons, and maybe something a little more insidious...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 383,689 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
An Unforeseen Conseqeuence by Gaming Ikari reviews
Ino decides to play a prank on Naruto in retaliation for a few misspoken words, which ends in the girl discovering a side of of the young man she never knew existed. WAFFish. Taken over by Agent-G.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,703 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Nine Tails Fury by TJchaos reviews
A NaruHina story. What happens when Naruto opens the eight celestial gates combined with most of the Kyuubi's chakra? Thinking that Hinata died in his arms during a massive battle pushes him over the edge and makes some rather large changes in his life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 131,680 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Vixens and Kitsune by Archangel N. Bloodraven reviews
Naruto finds that not all bloodline abilities have a place on the battlefield, but discovers his own gifts have a use in another critcal ninja art: Seduction. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,444 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U.
Two Worlds, Two Ninja by Synica reviews
After the final fight to get Sasuke back, Naruto is trasported to the dying world of Sylvarant when he took a jutsu intended for Sasuke. NarutoTales of Symphonia Crossover. Eventual NarutoxSheena, LloydxColette, GenisxPresea & Zelosxhis hunnies. Closed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 145,753 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Naruto U.
Guardian by Thelow reviews
Naruto returns from his fight against Orochimaru in a great depression at the loss of a friend and bad news from the demon. Hinata tries to help him through his pain. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 114,722 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Situations by 1upHero reviews
Ino's getting married to Sai and Naruto can't stand it. Naru x Ino x Sai mostly with some side couples. R and R please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,841 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Person I Admire by Gadalla Rune reviews
Its been 3 yrs since the battle at the Valley of the End. Naruto returns home, much to the joy of a certain Hyuuga girl, but to keep that joy they're going to have to fight for it... away from Konoha. NaruXHina & other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 234,887 - Reviews: 2660 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Two Halves by Spirit of the Abyss reviews
This is a NaruHina fic. What would it be like if, instead of Jiraiya,Naruto went on a training trip with some one else? What if Hinata went with him? What would happen? More than you can imagine. Originally authored by DameWren.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,209 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hold on Hinata by HyuugaAmane reviews
On an Sclassed Hinata is badly wounded. After she gets out of the hospital she has no where to go. In a twist of fate she ends up living with her long time crush. Centers around NaruxHina, but also features InoxShika, SakuxSasu, TenxNeji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 87,557 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Narutono1 Them by EmberLastian reviews
Naruto has another adventure with long lost village members and is tied in the bounds of the events that is happening to him and Haruko. Will they both be free from the clutches of what’s to come? Find out in Naruto-The Curse of Omens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fire Paved Skies: The Entrance by symbiotic reviews
In a shinobi world that has gone airborne, Naruto was one of the best pilots in the Konoha airforce. When he is betrayed by one of his best friends and fellow pilots, he finds himself in the care of a group of female sky pirates. NaruHina review please
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,664 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
One Drunken Night by Meje2 reviews
Naruto is still traveling with Jiraiya but meets Hinata in a pub. What is she doing there and what will happen? I suck at summaries naruhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,153 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
i want more than just friends by ororo.42 reviews
orihime wants to be more than just friends with ichigo, so she makes up a smart plan to get ichigo to want him, show him the jugs, orihxichi fic some renjxruki but mostly the 1st one REVIEW! beginnings a little off...AND CHAPTER 4 IS FIANLLY UP PEOPLES!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,306 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Orihime I., Ichigo K.
Sounds of a new Destiny by Driugenesis reviews
Naruto is taken it Otogakure where he grows up to be a skilled shinobi, but he begins to realize Orochimaru is just using him as nothing but a pawn for his own ends. Will his loyalties remain? Being rewritten
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,068 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
From Ramen with Love by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin reviews
With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 470,465 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 2,875 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Captive Heart by Odin's Scribe reviews
Naruto is captured during the war between the leaf and the sound and is left to rot in a prison cell. Even his captors have forgotten about him. However, one person hasn't forgotten, even if she refuses to say why. A NarutoTayuya oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Unwanted by FallingIllusion reviews
-update: Will be continuing/completing the story in the near future- Naruto finds himself talking to a girl he has only met in his latest dream! She seems ready for the chuunin exams, too. Could she pose a threat? Or maybe she is a friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 38,545 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Blondie by SeikoTuNeR reviews
Tenten can never really get what she wants. Temari hasn't even figured out what she wants. And poor Naruto is thrown into the whole mess while trying to find his purpose in life. No one ever said living was easy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,409 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Naruto U., Tenten
Leave it behind by mangagakaz reviews
Naruto goes to a new school but rumors from his past resurface. And no one wants to be around him except shy hinata. HIGHSCHOOL! NxH
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,385 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Love Gets in the Way by GlobalDomination reviews
Train, Sven, and Eve are all intent on capturing the maniacal Creed Diskenth. However, Sephiria has a trump card that she intends to use to defeat Creed. Pairing: TrainxOC. Timeline: When Creed declared war on Chronos.
Black Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2007
Sono Saishuu Konwaza by Brogramn reviews
Naruto Uzumaki...the only one of his kind. Someone comes to Konoha, and brings up Naruto's dirty past. Naruto is soon banished and sets out to find the truth about...himself [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,048 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Dinner Date by Demon God of Chaos reviews
Naruto goes to date... someone... Naruto with a lot of women... currently, i added a new chapter at 432007... please review, trying to get 1000 reviews...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,494 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
A Wager of Love by Naruto x Temari reviews
What happens when a certain Hokage and a Kazekage make a little arrangement that sends Konoah’s number one loudest ninja to Suna for a year, with a certain sand kunoichi as his escort? A Naruto Temari fanfic, because I love this pairing. Rated M for later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,200 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
A Tail of Two Bijuu by Synica reviews
After being forced by her Biju to commit the horrific act of raising the dead, Yukiko flees the Hidden Village of the Snow for Konoha, only to find acceptance in the arms of a fellow Jinchuriki. NarutoxOC, Possibly others. Complete at last!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 210,716 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The New Boy in Town reviews
This is my first story so go easy on the reviews, the new boy jing hops into peaceful Konoha and he is unknown to love until he meets the inticing Hinata. Will everything go down quietly or is he someone with a price on his head due to hinata R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007