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Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 3,513 - Follows: 3,172 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,663 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 2,952 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Regret by Cannibal Inc reviews
"Uzumaki Naruto has resigned from the Shinobi Ranks. His whereabouts are unknown,"- They could only bow their heads in silent resignation. "He finally went," Neji sighed, "to Sasuke," -In which Naruto leaves to find his true home. SasuNaru Eventual Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,300 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 2,665 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In the cold of space you find the heat of suns vFF by Mannah Pierce reviews
Can his spacer crew keep Sasuke alive and his identity secret so he survives to lead a new Uchiha? Will the fox-boy they acquire affect Kakashi's carefully laid plans? Naru/Sasu/Naru Kakashi/Iruka Neji/Shikamaru plus other M/M and a few M/F. SciFi. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 92 - Words: 234,833 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Sky by Hic iacet Mori reviews
Uchiha Sasuke dreams of the sky. After ten years, he begins to dream with the sun as the shadows in his memories begin appearing with startling clarity—and everything seems connected to this stranger who returned with covered eyes he longs to see.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 208,622 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
We Three by Cannibal Inc reviews
He is a black stain to their perfection. He is on the inside, but on the outskirts of it. Because two is a unit. And three? Three is extra. All he wants is to disappear. Let them forget a Spring that is already dead.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,288 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nice Guys Finish Dead Last by kizukatana reviews
Naruto had been a straight-laced guy all through high school, and what had it gotten him? Rejected by his best friend for a series of one-night-stands. He was SO done with that. (some OOC: darker Naruto, sexual Sasuke), boyxboy, SasuNaru, college AU, adult content removed per FF's ToS. Full version on AO3.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 122,755 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
An accidental marriage by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Somehow Sasuke ends up proposing to his annoying flat-mate Naruto. And somehow, his family thinks it's for real! What is he supposed to do? Will this accidental marriage be Sasuke's demise or could something good actually come out of it? Eventual Narusasu :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 70,601 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
A Little Less Than Forgotten by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Sasuke and Naruto, both troubled with the issues of horrible pasts and terrible problems of the present, are forced into being roommates at the local community college. Will troubles arise or will being forgotten bring these two together in the end? !REMOVED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Want To Get In Your Genes by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto investigates a company run by Uchiha Sasuke. However, his world is flipped upside-down when he is taken into the future and married to Sasuke. Three kids later, you'd think he'd be settled in his new life. AU, SasuNaru, future fic, SasuNaru babies
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,164 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Popular by smartcat reviews
Popular kids don't always have all the answers. In fact, they don't really know what they're doing half the time. Which is why they find themselves in these compromising situations. Sasunaru. Minuscule NaruSaku and SasuKar. story back in its original form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,594 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Renewing Changes by Fourangers reviews
"Oh crap." Muttered the blond. Sometimes, there's something worse than one-night stands. It's called we're-doing-this-because-we're-going-to-die-tomorrow desperate sex. Too bad they didn't in the end. NaruSasu, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 129,940 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Torrid by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Sasuke believes that a little thing like marriage should never get in the way of a perfect relationship. Unfortunately for him, not everyone agrees. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 158,918 - Reviews: 2474 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Set Free by dti reviews
Complete. Sasuke didnt believe in luck, but even he couldn't deny that Naruto got screwed a lot more than other people – and if a thing like luck did exist, Naruto sure didn't have any of it. AU, highschool setting, warnings: sasunaru, lemon, drugs, abuse
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 120,180 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Taste of Your Lips by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Naruto's always had his mind set on his goals & he'll stop at nothing to get it done. But with expenses running high he's going to need to find another job. Unfortunately that new job might involve working for an egotistic jerk. Sasu/Naru. Neji/Naru AU. SUPER, MAJOR EDITING IN PROGRESS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 150,817 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Agent DuckButt by Juura99 reviews
Sasuke is an Agent who works for a Secret Organization. When a new threat arises that jeapordizes the entire country, he has no choice but to join forces with Naruto, an Agent from an allying company. Sadly...they just can't seem to get along. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 187,904 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pipes by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto is alone in his apartment when he realizes that he can hear the man upstairs singing through the pipes in the bathroom. Is it possible to start a relationship based on how much you like someone's voice? SasuNaru, AU, TWO-SHOT, Naru & Sasu POVs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,514 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Year by elarielf reviews
Murata gives Yuuri and Wolfram one year to fulfill their engagement. But does Yuuri want to? Does Wolfram even want to? Since when does Murata care? And what is Wolfram doing away from the castle so often? And what's with all these rhetorical questions?
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 113,690 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Wolfram vB., Yuri S. - Complete
Online! by Juura99 reviews
Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,362 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rented To Be by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Your friends order you a blonde bombshell for a month, which you don't want in the first place and then, shows up, and just so happens to be male. Typical. Influenced by 'Absolute Boyfriend'. Future SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,542 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
There's No Way I Could by KGaki reviews
Naruto is now attending the best school money can buy... And he hates it. It seems like a place where anything and everything can go wrong. That Sasuke guy sure doesn't help. SasuNaru. Mature for language and adult situations in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,666 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Divine Glitch by michelerene reviews
There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,842 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hiss and Kiss by Jelp reviews
Naruto can't get the stranger who kissed him out of his head. And apparently, the stranger doesn't seem too keen to let Naruto out of his sights. Sasu/Naru Mini collab with Darkalbino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,363 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hidden Desire by apiegohome reviews
After finishing a hard day of work, Naruto goes out drinking, but why for the love of God did he end up in bed with his boss? NaruSasu Yaoi - This has plot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,071 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Book Stores and Bows by Cannibal Inc reviews
"You like him," my editor stated. And though I had a feeling I would soon be eating my words, I opened my mouth. "Prove it"- And it all started with a fat lady, though it hardly ended with her singing. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,907 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 4,339 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Price of the Future by Shadewolf7 reviews
ON HOLD/Being rewritten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,642 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
An Accidental Sort of Love by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Somehow, after years of bickering, arguing, and knock out fist fights, Sasuke and Naruto find themselves in an unbreakable friendship. But a simple slipup and life changing words threatens to change everything. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,596 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Crown and Anchor by Nilladriel reviews
One Monday morning, Naruto answers the door to find one Uchiha Sasuke asking him for a date. The problem is, they've never even met before. SasuNaru AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,248 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
For My Pride and Your Promise by eftee reviews
It’s said that if you separate the Vessel from the Keeper, all hell will break loose. It’s only natural that Hell not only breaks loose, but spills over when the Vessel and Keeper awake to find they were separated for over a hundred years. SasuNaru GaaSak
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,666 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Purple by kodak-85 reviews
It's hard learning to save peoples' lives when you're so busy trying to save your own. SasuNaru, non-con, AU, COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 70,607 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Underneath It All by lily-uzumaki23 reviews
AU. He's got looks, he's got talent, he's got money, he's got fame. A high school football player at the top of the world. With the demons underneath only one person proves strong enough. SasuNaru, other pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,267 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
What Happens In Tanzaku City by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,408 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chaos Magic by Ladelle reviews
In a battle that he can't win alone, Sasuke summons a powerful demon that he may not be able to resist...in more ways than one. NaruSasu Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,643 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirt and Grime: A Twisted Fairy Tale by michelerene reviews
A pact with the devil leaves a desperate soldier careening down a path he never imagined. Will he survive to find his happily ever after or lose his soul in the process? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,340 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Remember the Sun by stealth gato reviews
Sasuke is a young lord and Naruto is his lover... and servant. they've been in love since they were kids, so how do they handle hiding their secret love? WARNIGN: rated m for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,843 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Conquest by Adistoria reviews
Naruto attempts to attract the attention of the new Teaching Assistant, Uchiha Sasuke, at his university. AU, M/M, NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,181 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 4,722 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Summer in the South by BloodRedAngel808 reviews
Sasuke's family left the big city for a peacful summer vacation. What they got was a town full of lively people and dark secrets. And a pack full of misfits with pasts darker than the town itself. SasuNaru NejiGaa ItaKyuu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,756 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Physical Contact by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE. SasuNaru. When Naruto had a mission at a massage parlor, the last thing he had expected was Sasuke and team Hebi to walk through the door. How ironic for Sasuke now to be the one chasing Naruto, but how long can poor Naruto resist? Post time ski
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,393 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
For the Love of His Son by michelerene reviews
Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 102,570 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 2,734 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Two Hearts by Higure-san reviews
He was the rich heir of exclusive watch maker. He was an orphan who had nothing. But they met, fell in love and found happiness in each other's arms. How would their end be then? [AU, SasuNaru, oneshot?]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,201 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Turn the Other Cheek by Niko reviews
Yuri has arrived back in Shin Makoku after the end of the series. With so much changed and a long life ahead of him as the Maou, Yuri decides to tie up loose ends, specifically those involving his engagement.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,932 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
Parallels by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSasuNaru. Cowritten with Lazuli. Naruto wakes up one morning in an unfamiliar room, in a place where the Yondaime is still alive...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,819 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,280 - Reviews: 2661 - Favs: 3,503 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Gaara - Complete