![]() Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Hello! My name is Ashley and I welcome you to the madness that is my mind. And yes, that is a picture of Zach Galifianakis ;) I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian I LOVE HARRY POTTER, so I MUST be a nerdy freak I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be a bitch I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math I ONLY HAVE DOGS, so I MUST hate all other animals I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist I'm a WEST VIRGINIAN, so I MUST not have all my teeth and sleep with my brother I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek I'm from CALIFORNIA, so I MUST be like the girls from "Laguna Beach" and "The OC" I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay I'm Pregnant, so I MUST be an easy whore I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND, so i MUST be a lesbian, or a loser I KNOW HOW TO SEW, so I MUST be old fashioned. I OBSESS OVER MILEY CYRUS, so I MUST be a loser. I LIVE IN FLORIDA, so I MUST be tan and hispanic I'm WHITE, so I MUST not know how dance or run. I'm WHITE, so i must be a loser. I'm a NEWYORKER, so I MUST have a bad additude. I'm the MIDDLE CHILD so I MUST be ignored. I HAVE A LAPTOP, so i must be a spoiled brat. I HAVE A MYSPACE, so I MUST be a sexual predator I'm FROM ITALY, so i must eat only pasta and tomato sauce. I'm FUNNY, so I MUST not have a care in the world. I'm the YOUNGEST CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled. Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me. |
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