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Joined 12-18-10, id: 2662053, Profile Updated: 03-11-12
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Hello! My name is Ashley and I welcome you to the madness that is my mind.
Just an average 15 year old aspiring writer.

And yes, that is a picture of Zach Galifianakis ;)

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LOVE HARRY POTTER, so I MUST be a nerdy freak

I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be a bitch

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I ONLY HAVE DOGS, so I MUST hate all other animals

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm a WEST VIRGINIAN, so I MUST not have all my teeth and sleep with my brother

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm from CALIFORNIA, so I MUST be like the girls from "Laguna Beach" and "The OC"

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm Pregnant, so I MUST be an easy whore

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND, so i MUST be a lesbian, or a loser

I KNOW HOW TO SEW, so I MUST be old fashioned.

I OBSESS OVER MILEY CYRUS, so I MUST be a loser.

I LIVE IN FLORIDA, so I MUST be tan and hispanic

I'm WHITE, so I MUST not know how dance or run.

I'm WHITE, so i must be a loser.

I'm a NEWYORKER, so I MUST have a bad additude.

I'm the MIDDLE CHILD so I MUST be ignored.

I HAVE A LAPTOP, so i must be a spoiled brat.

I HAVE A MYSPACE, so I MUST be a sexual predator

I'm FROM ITALY, so i must eat only pasta and tomato sauce.

I'm FUNNY, so I MUST not have a care in the world.

I'm the YOUNGEST CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me.

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Diner Dares by manicdora reviews
When the boys realize Vern has a crush on one of the prettiest girls in school, they dare him to ask her out on a date. They would have never guessed she would say yes. Two-Shot. VernxOC. COMPLETE.
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Complete
Once A Weasley by Seasonal Dreamer reviews
After an accident with a Bludger, George has lost his memory. All of it. And Fred is determined to bring it back. Read and review please! :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 168,902 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Finding Fred and George by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
Fred and George decide to test how well the family knows them. It's going to be an interesting birthday party...Mentions of Ginny/Tonks, Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Almost There by Gandalf3213 reviews
What if Umbridge did more to stop the Weasley twins from leaving school? What if she actually prevented them from leaving?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,334 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 5/3/2006 - George W., Dolores U. - Complete
Because Let's Face It by Blatantly Jennifer reviews
Because let's face it: if you were the one standing beside a naked and dripping George Weasley, well, you'd want to shag him too. Fred/George.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
As the World Crashes reviews
It has always been Fred and George. Never just Fred, nor just George. What happens when George is told none of it was ever real? Read & Review please :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Fred W., George W.