Reaping Dhampir
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Joined 05-27-07, id: 1287280, Profile Updated: 04-28-12
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Wow, it's been two years since I've been on here. I need to write more since I deleted Honey and Sulfur and moved it to FictionPress. Anyway, it'll be up soon!

"A Friend will visit you in jail, but a Best Friend will be sitting right next to you saying "Damn, we fucked up big time."

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Her name was Auroura, she was only five: this is what happened when she was alive. Her dad was a drunk, her mom was an addict. Her parents kept her locked in an attic. Her only friend was a little toy bear. It was old and worn out and had patches of hair. She always talked to it when no one's around. She lays there and hugs it, not a peep of sound. Until her parents unlock the door; some more and more pain she'll have to endure. A bruise on her leg, a scar on her face; why would she be in such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear, and softly crys. She loves her parents, but they want her to die. She sits in the corner, quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is my life always sinking?" Such a bad life for a sad little kid. She'd get beaten and beaten for anything she did. Then one night, her mom came home high. The poor child was hit and slapped as hours went by. Then her mom suddenly grabbed for a blade; it was sharp and pointy, one that she made. She thrusted the blade right in her chest, "You deserve to die, you worthless pest!" The mom walked out, leaving the girl slowly dying. She grabbed her bear And again started crying. Police showed up at the small little house. They quickly barged in; everything was as quiet as a mouse. One officer slowly opened a door to find the sad little girl Lying on the floor. It must have been bad, to go through so much harm; but at least she died with her best friend in her arms.

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Forgive Me by Destiel and Sterek complete me reviews
When Aidan drags Josh into his girl problems, Josh is less than thrilled. So Aidan tries to make it up to him. A bit OOC with both charecters but it's noth that bad. Oh and US not UK
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Aidan, Josh - Complete
Valentine's Day at the 11th by Totoromo reviews
Canon setting. Ikkaku and Yumichika tell Kenpachi about Valentine's Day and go through a list to pick someone out for him. KenpachixIchigo has some IkkaYumi too . Other pairings mentioned in passing. Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/6/2011 - [Ichigo K., K. Zaraki] [Ikkaku M., Yumichika A.] - Complete
I'm Psycho, Baby by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Ichigo becomes engaged in a rape fantasy that he will not soon forget. AU Mature.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Eleventh Day of Christmas by Ficalicious reviews
Its Christmas and Bill has upset Eric. What could his punishment be? Will Bill accept his gift? Eric/Bill. Rated M for sMut and leMons.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Bill C., Eric N. - Complete
Squeeze My Lemon by makoheadrush reviews
During an oppressive heat wave, Sephiroth is extremely thirsty, and craving some lemonade. Meanwhile, Cloud is looking…rather juicy. Yaoi, SephirothxCloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Rough Love by Totoromo reviews
KenpachixIchigo. Misinterpretations of Kenpachi and Ichigo's relationship get Kenpachi imprisoned. Who can judge another person's relationship? Twoshot. M for language and sex.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - [Ichigo K., K. Zaraki] - Complete
Omnom by Winged-Wolf13 reviews
Francis is injured, alone and trapped. Not to mention unarmed. With nothing but a flimsy door between himself and a Hunter, he's helpless as could be. But don't worry, the Hunter just wants to cuddle. And, perhaps, nibble. M.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Francis, Hunter - Complete
Kenpachi's Birthday by Totoromo reviews
Yachiru, Ikkaku and Yumichika figure out what to get Kenpachi for his birthday. KenIchi, yaoi, smut. One shot. Happy birthday Kenpachi! Nov. 19th
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/17/2010 - [Ichigo K., K. Zaraki] Yachiru K., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Off the Record by ghostbones reviews
Natsu and Lucy share a night of passion. Very Lemony.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 111 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Breaking Barriers by paxbanana reviews
Mio loves Ritsu. If Ritsu wants to have a threesome with Mugi, Mio guesses she'll have to buckle down and roll with the punches.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Mio A., Ritsu T. - Complete
Moment Save me, save my love for you by ButterflySparkle reviews
Fleeting thought that go on in both the Nana's minds. Insight. YURI. DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT LIKE. Nana X Hachico
NANA - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Hachi, Nana - Complete
Chocolate Covered Strawberries by AcousticMemory reviews
Sometimes, satisfying the one you love is easier than you think. KenIchi, AU, fluff, yaoi, no lemon juice added. Rated mostly for language and adult themes, and just in case I get too out of hand.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Strawberry Guardian by BonneNuit reviews
Mayuri ‘improves’ Ichigo, and turns him into a girl. Ichigo is still the scowling, short-tempered, strong GUY that he always has been, he just has a slight change in his body. KenpachixIchigo threeshot for International Women's Day 3/8/2010 .
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,072 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
She Clings To Me At Night by Sunny Lore reviews
Just a short drabble from the perspectives of Nnoitra and Neliel. Warning for language and implied adult themes. I do not own Bleach.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Neliel T. O./Nel, Nnoitra G. - Complete
Repercussion by lunarxshinobi reviews
If this is what it takes...." Naruto's last ditch effort to bring Sasuke back to Konoha works, but it's price rips Konoha's heart to shreds. But, are things really as the seem? Sasunaru OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Family Reunions by Konoha's Kitten reviews
Three young girl return to Konoha to protect thier families from a new and powerful enemy. Will they save them or lose everything they have ever known
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008
Winter Rose: A Harvest Moon: MFOMT oneshot by Lone Kunoichi reviews
FarmerCliff paring that is based on the 'Cliff Faints' event. Story better then the summary. Please read and enjoy.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
When mist and sand meet reviews
Amaya Hatake, little sister of Kakashi Hatake has a mission to guard the Kazekage when she realizes she has a thing for him. One shot. Rated T for language. GaaraxO.C. Sorry Summary sucks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Gaara - Complete