![]() Here is some miscellaneous or possibly true or fictitious information you may find useful about me. If you feel like you can discern what is true and what is bullshit then PM me with your guesses, if you get 10 out of 20 correct , you get a cookie and can ask me one question about my personal life. I love Key Lime Pie enough to possibly commit arson against the people who promise it to me, but don’t deliver. 2. I am a Taurus in the Greek Zodiac and a Dog in the Chinese Zodiac. 3. You can often find me listing in to music, reading from a kindle fire, sitting on the coach, editing/writing numerous papers, or walking my dog named: “ D-O-G” seriously, that’s his name..I wasn't too coherent or creatively motivated on the day I decide that. 4. If heat and humidity were anthropomorphic entities with human thoughts and feelings, I would torture both to near death, nurse them back to health, and then torture them again. Why you may ask would I do this? BECAUSE I HATE THE HEAT AND HUMIDITY WHERE I LIVE! 5. I prefer to watch people watching TV, than watch TV myself. People’s reactions are far more entertaining and hysterical, especially when I subject them to the bat shit crazy stuff I put on my TV screen or smart phone. 6. I love Chinchillas; do I even need to justify it to you? They are little fluff balls of cotton and love! 7. I don’t hate on any particular music, there’s music I listen to, and music I don’t listen to. Then there is music that I know I don’t’ like but they’ve got really catchy songs that get stuck my head for three days. 8. I do not care much for seafood, especially shellfish….Because lets’ face it Clams and Oysters are as dumb as hell. 9. I often use phrases like “Sweet Merciful Jewish Buddha!” or “Sweet Black Jesus and his twelve pimping apostles, smoking dope and hitting up the brothels!” to show my surprise or excitement. 10. I don’t like it when people take food off my plate, or take my food in general without my permission. 11. Watching the evening news continues to disappoint me and amuse me at the same time. 12. My heart collapsed into a black hole from which no love could escape years ago. 13. Watching Clannad, Clannad: Afterstory, Angel Beats, Air, or Kanon 2006, didn't’ make me cry at all. I had bone dry eyeballs. 14. I love writing, but hate being forced to write about Metal Cans. 15. I often listen to these two groups when writing: Poets of Fall and Heartist. 16. Hanging in my bedroom is a Halo 4 poster signed by my prior teacher/professor and my close former classmates. 17. I cry whenever I hear the Songs: Toki Wo Kizamu Uta or Chiisana Te No Hira. 18. I was born and lived for one year in Sicily, Italy. 19. I wear a plastic bracelet made of recycled materials that says “Love the Earth” and compost all my yard trimmings or uneaten salads. 20. I am the god parent to a Basset Hound named Lucy. |
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