Another Blonde Bombshell
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Joined 12-24-10, id: 2669928, Profile Updated: 07-11-14
Author has written 15 stories for Torchwood, Merlin, Supernatural, Criminal Minds, Stargate: Atlantis, Riley Jenson Guardian series, Glee, Teen Wolf, Vampire Diaries, and Law and Order: SVU.

Feminist, writer, music lover, politics enthusiast and tumblr addict just trying to find my way through life.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTEN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I study POLITICS so I MUST have a huge ego

I wouldn't call myself perfect, and I can be prejudical, but that doesn't make it right! AND I THINK IT SHOULD STOP!! Post this list on your profile and bold the ones you are if you want to stop stereotypes!


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Forbidden Fruit by Issi Targaryen reviews
Apollonia, Niece of Quintus Batiatus, with Gladiator blood in her veins, catchs the eyes of Varro & soon is an ally of Spartacus. Will she be the Proper Roman Lady she seems to be? Or the She-Gladiator that she really is? Varro/ofc Please enjoy and review
Spartacus: Blood and Sand - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Varro
The Time Incident by DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend reviews
It started out as a normal day on Atlantis until a surpise visit from the future will change the lives of everyone on Atlantis forever. Takes place after season 5
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011
Gone in the Night by Laurella reviews
Reid kept his daughter a secret from the team. But after she is abducted from her own bed, he has to tell the team. The team won't let him face this alone. They decide to help
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,008 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Blue by Spun reviews
Magnus is all about color. Alec isn't, though not for lack of trying. "If you ever get fired from being High Warlock, you'll have a lucrative career as the paint person in a Home Depot or something."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
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Transfer reviews
The introduction of a new member of the SVU team brings forward a hidden life and a past from hell. Rated T for future swearing and mild violence. Part one in my Death of the Nuclear Family series
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,170 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 6/7/2013 - O. Tutuola, A. Rollins, R. Barba
Killer Kiss reviews
The last thing Mystic Falls needs is two more vampires right? Meet Beth and Ronny sisters with killer looks and killer appetites ready to raise hell.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,061 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Damon S., Klaus
Blonde Rebellion reviews
Taylor Brent, Dereks younger cousin arrives in Beacon Falls but as she attempts to help find the alpha but will she get caught up in a wave of angst that comes with being a teen wolf?
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Derek H.
Los Angeles Demon reviews
When Jamie 'Demon' Carter transfurs to McKinley for her senior year she is welcomed with open arms by the New Direction, well most of them anyways, but who is she really and is her dark past about to come back and bite her? Rated T because I tend to swear
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,973 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - D. Karofsky - Complete
Guardian
Riley finds herself hunted by things from the future but she has her own Guardian to protect her from everything that comes after her but is who is this girl really? And are her intentions as pure as they seem?
Riley Jenson Guardian series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,766 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011
Just Angel reviews
Before she ever knew her angel. We see the first time Angel met the Wichesters. This is a bit of a spin off from my story Hells Angel. You don't need to read that one to understand this story but it might help.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Dean W. - Complete
Hells Angel reviews
Angel's an 18 year old hunter and long term friend of Dean but when she meets a real angel her devistating past is reveled and her faith is tested.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,532 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
You're Not Alone reviews
On a normal off world mission, the team run into a runner but is she more trouble then she's worth and dose she really want the Atlantis lifestyle?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Ronon D.
Hunted reviews
Hunter has a shock when she finds herself in the middle of an FBI investigation but after meeting Spencer Reid will it all be worth it?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,292 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
The Life and Death of Ianto Jones reviews
It's been 27 years since Torchwood Three was destroyed now Agent Maria Smith must discover what really happend to the Torchwood agents
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Truth about Blue reviews
Four dead bodies and no link between them but when Ianto shines some shocking light on the case Ianto, Jack and Gwen find themselves in a life or death situation but can they save Ianto?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Future
REUPLOAD
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Arthur - Complete
HayLeigh Home for the Holidays
Short little spin off from Hay-Leigh another of my stories.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
HayLeigh reviews
When a teenager shows up in the Tourist Information Center no one know what an impact she'd have
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,835 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Torchwood The Time Jumper reviews
A short story where Jack, Ianto and Gwen discover something quite strange.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Jack H., Rhys W. - Complete