![]() HI my name is... Jackie, i'm a anime fanatic, (i have issues!) as you can see I LOVE Naruto/Naruto Shippuden!!!!!!!!!!! I am a kickass Filipino :p...A proud crap-damn-tacular Asian.. I like Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, Katy Perry, Evanescene, Usher, Taoi Cruz, Cascada, Pink, Rihanna, Beyonce, Bruno Mars, Black Eyed Peas, David Guetta, Enrique Iglesias and probably alot of other people that I don't give a damn about, 'cause i don't bother to remember their names!!!!!! Hehe///i'm not even going to tell u my age...cause ur ganna be like quote 'the shiz!? If she's this messed up now.. I wonder what she would be like when she is my age?" or something like that...let's just say i'll be a teenager (13) in about one or two years...:D...hehe Fave anime: Naruto(Shippuden), Gurren Lagaan, Lucky Star(OTAKU) Xam'd (Lost Memories), Yotusba (though it's only a manga), Shinryaku! Ika Musume (squid girl), Katanagatari Vampire Chibi, Princess Tutu, Vampire Knight, One Piece,NICHIJOU, Sket Dance, and A Channel...Again this are the only ones that I actually give a Karin about, (excuse me for my bad language). WAIT... I have found a new anime...YAY...Seitokai Yakuindomo... so effin' funny... Just one perverted joke after another :)...Yes i'm about a year or two under 13...:) Ok U have to watch this NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's the Naruto English voice actors/actresses answering weird questions and doing funny things in their character's voice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1g_iDyXp4A http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rSfS0BIzMY&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw8vPPAGzNM&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oZcyE2Bvkc&feature=related ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ ╔╗╔╦══╦═╦╦══╦══╦══╗╔╗ ╔═╦══╦═╗ ╔══╗ ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever LEARN CHINESE IN FIVE MINUTES...(IF YOU ARE CHINESE, PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS OFFENSIVELY...IT IS ONLY FOR HUMOR) YOU MUST READ THIS OUT LOUD... 1 - THAT'S NOT RIGHT...Sum Ting Wong 2 - ARE YOU HARBORING A FUGITIVE...Wai Yu Hai Ding 3 - SEE ME ASAP...Kum Hia 4 - STUPID MAN...Dum Fuk 5 - SMALL HORSE...Tai Ni Po Ni 6 - DID YOU GO TO THE BEACH...Wai Yu So Tan 7 - I BUMPED THE COFFEE TABLE...Ai Bang Mai Fa King Ni 8 - I THINK YOU NEED A FACE LIFT...Chin Tu Fat 9 - IT'S VERY DARK IN HERE...Wai So Dim 10 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A DIET...Wai Yu Mun Ching 11 - THIS IS A TOW AWAY ZONE...No Pah King 12 - OUT MEETING IS SCHEDULED FOR NEXT WEEK...Wai Yu Kum Now 13 - STAYING OUT OF SIGHT...Lei Ying Lo 14 - HE'S CLEANING HIS AUTOMOBILE...Wa Shing Ka 15 - YOUR BODY ODOR IS OFFENSIVE...Yu Stin Ki Pu 16 - GREAT!...Fa King Su Pa If this made you laugh...put it in your profile (things u should know!) You know you live in the twenty-first century when... GIRLS DON'T REALISE THESE THINGS I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' Akatsukicons! Itachi -/ \- Deidara o\/ Zetsu \o.o/ Tobi @ Sasori -.- Kisame =o_o= Hidan o.o Kakuzu . Konan @o.o Pein o:o Naruto Name Meanings: Sasuke- Parrot (BAHAHAHA! That explains so much! not...means ninja warrior... Itachi- Weasel (So that explains the eye line thingys) Sakura- Cherry Blossom (Not really creative.) Kisame- Demon Shark (Really?) Sasori- Scorpion (I wonder why?) Kiba- Fang (What gave it away?) Naruto- Ramen toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle (Yeah...I bet it tatses CRAP-DAMN-TASTIC) Deidara- Mud or Day Flaw Kakuzu- Painting made to Life (Makes sense if you think 'bout it!) Hidan- Bandit gang (No Shit, Sherlock.) Pein- Priss (if you fell for that then your a noob!!!!!!!) It means...Pain..heh Hinata- Sunflower (Awww, how sweet.) Shikamaru- Deer (I don't like deers anymore! Poor Hidan...) Tobi- Good Boy (Not true but he is!) Madara- Blush (BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M NOT EVEN LYING THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!) Zabuza- Cuts Once (Interesting... Is it because of the huge sword or the shark teeth?) Haku- Someone who has a meaning in someones life. (Oh the irony!) Neji- Screw (So when i'm saying 'Neji You' i'm really sayig 'Screw You'!) If you think that those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix I mean really Sharing is Caring!!! (in my house we only use it when we want money!!) , copy and paste this onto your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. My fav Naruto pairings: Saku/Akat Saku/Sasu Ten/Neji Shika/Tema, (Ino sucks) Naru/Hina Saku/Oro, (JK JK JK JK) I am in love with: Sasuke Uchiha, (he's the God of Smexy and u know it!!!!!!!!!!!) Deidara...I have no idea what hi last name is...all that matters is that he is Kawaii!!!!! Minato , (you've got to love him!!!!!) Itachi Uchiha, (it's Itachi people you've got to LOVE itachi!!!!!!!!) Sasori, (have you seen his Sexy face????!!!!) Kakashi, (i don't have to say anything) Ren Maaka (Shit he's a sexy beast!!!! When your near him you can feel sex oozing out of him...I need to get stressed more often xD) Sesshomaru (Only thing that's good about Inuyasha...also he's really hot) Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it! I think that Karin needs to die. Soon. Here are some of the signs to show I'm addicted to Naruto: Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto! · Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. · List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. Girls · Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate. · You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack. 95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this your profile if you are in the 5 percent that would shout 'Jump assholes!' 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, bellabookworm9,Ginormous Funtastic Everything, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Sakura's-Perverted-Inner, Megamixxnoxxbara88, 9 Things I Hate About Everyone: 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'mma kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8 When people say "life is short". What the heck? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer? 9When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? Pick Up-line and shut downs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask if you're alright. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left. -- Read This -- Ok get a piece of paper or just read mine! now write your top twelve Naruto characters and number them, (dosn't have to be in any kind of order) Enjoy! 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fluff before? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh... You probably know what i'm thinking 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! LEE BROUGHT THE SEXY BACK 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? 4) Do you recall any ff about Nine? 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? 6) Five/Nine or Five/Eight? 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having intimacy? 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Temari and Hinata. Harsh and Gentle Winds 11) What warning would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? 12) Does anyone you know like Five/Eight ff, (rated M) 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? 14) Would anyone you know date Two/Four or Five? 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? 17) If you wrote a One/Six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Nine to use on Ten? 19) How might Eleven describe a fight between Ten and Two The ground is not stable!!!!!!!! 20) How emo is Four Lee is very emo that's why he's MY man Here's my list that I used!: 1) Itachi 2)Tsunade 3)Diedara 4)Lee 5)Tenten 6)Shikamaru 7)Temari 8)Kakashi 9)Sasuke 10)Sakura 11) 12)Hinata OK I read this and I started tearing up so...i'm sorry if I made you cry!!!!!!!! Month One Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile |
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