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HI my name is... Jackie, i'm a anime fanatic, (i have issues!) as you can see I LOVE Naruto/Naruto Shippuden!!!!!!!!!!! I am a kickass Filipino :p...A proud crap-damn-tacular Asian.. I like Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, Katy Perry, Evanescene, Usher, Taoi Cruz, Cascada, Pink, Rihanna, Beyonce, Bruno Mars, Black Eyed Peas, David Guetta, Enrique Iglesias and probably alot of other people that I don't give a damn about, 'cause i don't bother to remember their names!!!!!! Hehe///i'm not even going to tell u my age...cause ur ganna be like quote 'the shiz!? If she's this messed up now.. I wonder what she would be like when she is my age?" or something like that...let's just say i'll be a teenager (13) in about one or two years...:D...hehe

Fave anime: Naruto(Shippuden), Gurren Lagaan, Lucky Star(OTAKU) Xam'd (Lost Memories), Yotusba (though it's only a manga), Shinryaku! Ika Musume (squid girl), Katanagatari Vampire Chibi, Princess Tutu, Vampire Knight, One Piece,NICHIJOU, Sket Dance, and A Channel...Again this are the only ones that I actually give a Karin about, (excuse me for my bad language).

WAIT... I have found a new anime...YAY...Seitokai Yakuindomo... so effin' funny... Just one perverted joke after another :)...Yes i'm about a year or two under 13...:)

Ok U have to watch this NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's the Naruto English voice actors/actresses answering weird questions and doing funny things in their character's voice:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1g_iDyXp4A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rSfS0BIzMY&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw8vPPAGzNM&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oZcyE2Bvkc&feature=related

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LEARN CHINESE IN FIVE MINUTES...(IF YOU ARE CHINESE, PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS OFFENSIVELY...IT IS ONLY FOR HUMOR) YOU MUST READ THIS OUT LOUD...

1 - THAT'S NOT RIGHT...Sum Ting Wong

2 - ARE YOU HARBORING A FUGITIVE...Wai Yu Hai Ding

3 - SEE ME ASAP...Kum Hia

4 - STUPID MAN...Dum Fuk

5 - SMALL HORSE...Tai Ni Po Ni

6 - DID YOU GO TO THE BEACH...Wai Yu So Tan

7 - I BUMPED THE COFFEE TABLE...Ai Bang Mai Fa King Ni

8 - I THINK YOU NEED A FACE LIFT...Chin Tu Fat

9 - IT'S VERY DARK IN HERE...Wai So Dim

10 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A DIET...Wai Yu Mun Ching

11 - THIS IS A TOW AWAY ZONE...No Pah King

12 - OUT MEETING IS SCHEDULED FOR NEXT WEEK...Wai Yu Kum Now

13 - STAYING OUT OF SIGHT...Lei Ying Lo

14 - HE'S CLEANING HIS AUTOMOBILE...Wa Shing Ka

15 - YOUR BODY ODOR IS OFFENSIVE...Yu Stin Ki Pu

16 - GREAT!...Fa King Su Pa

If this made you laugh...put it in your profile

(things u should know!)

You know you live in the twenty-first century when...

GIRLS DON'T REALISE THESE THINGS

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Akatsukicons!

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =o_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu .

Konan @o.o

Pein o:o

Naruto Name Meanings:

Sasuke- Parrot (BAHAHAHA! That explains so much! not...means ninja warrior...

Itachi- Weasel (So that explains the eye line thingys)

Sakura- Cherry Blossom (Not really creative.)

Kisame- Demon Shark (Really?)

Sasori- Scorpion (I wonder why?)

Kiba- Fang (What gave it away?)

Naruto- Ramen toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle (Yeah...I bet it tatses CRAP-DAMN-TASTIC)

Deidara- Mud or Day Flaw

Kakuzu- Painting made to Life (Makes sense if you think 'bout it!)

Hidan- Bandit gang (No Shit, Sherlock.)

Pein- Priss (if you fell for that then your a noob!!!!!!!) It means...Pain..heh

Hinata- Sunflower (Awww, how sweet.)

Shikamaru- Deer (I don't like deers anymore! Poor Hidan...)

Tobi- Good Boy (Not true but he is!)

Madara- Blush (BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M NOT EVEN LYING THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!)

Zabuza- Cuts Once (Interesting... Is it because of the huge sword or the shark teeth?)

Haku- Someone who has a meaning in someones life. (Oh the irony!)

Neji- Screw (So when i'm saying 'Neji You' i'm really sayig 'Screw You'!)

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix I mean really Sharing is Caring!!! (in my house we only use it when we want money!!) , copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My fav Naruto pairings:

Saku/Akat Saku/Sasu

Ten/Neji

Shika/Tema, (Ino sucks)

Naru/Hina

Saku/Oro, (JK JK JK JK)

I am in love with:

Sasuke Uchiha, (he's the God of Smexy and u know it!!!!!!!!!!!)

Deidara...I have no idea what hi last name is...all that matters is that he is Kawaii!!!!!

Minato , (you've got to love him!!!!!)

Itachi Uchiha, (it's Itachi people you've got to LOVE itachi!!!!!!!!)

Sasori, (have you seen his Sexy face????!!!!)

Kakashi, (i don't have to say anything)

Ren Maaka (Shit he's a sexy beast!!!! When your near him you can feel sex oozing out of him...I need to get stressed more often xD)

Sesshomaru (Only thing that's good about Inuyasha...also he's really hot)

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the Byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so fat, that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so ugly, even Sasuke couldn't ignore it.
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so ugly, Juugo's curse seal made him run for his life.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'

I think that Karin needs to die. Soon.

Here are some of the signs to show I'm addicted to Naruto:

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sensei.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms

· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth. (I have drawn mouths on my hands and played with play doh before!!!!!!)
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this your profile if you are in the 5 percent that would shout 'Jump assholes!'

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, bellabookworm9,Ginormous Funtastic Everything, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Sakura's-Perverted-Inner, Megamixxnoxxbara88,

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'mma kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

9When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Pick Up-line and shut downs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask if you're alright.
REAL FRIENDS: Run away screaming: "GET OUT OF THE WAY! SHE'S PISSED!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

-- Read This --
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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
if you can read this put it in your profile

Ok get a piece of paper or just read mine! now write your top twelve Naruto characters and number them, (dosn't have to be in any kind of order)

Enjoy!

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fluff before?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh... You probably know what i'm thinking

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! LEE BROUGHT THE SEXY BACK

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Hinata go Kakashi preggies? Well i'm pretty sure that's not possible but i'll go with the flow

4) Do you recall any ff about Nine?
Yes I'm reading like 100 Sasuke FF

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Tsunade and Shikamaru? Well... they would have FREAKIN awesome children!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Eight?
Tenten and Sasuke or Kakashi and Tenten... there both really nasty but i would go with Tenten and Kakashi

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having intimacy?
If Temari walks in on Tsunade and Hinata...:( I don't want to think about it!!!!!!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Deidara's back better then ever ready to bomb Konoha until he meets a pink haired ninja. 'She looks familiar' Deidara thinks to himself, well Deidara learns that if a girl is sleeping and your 2 in. from her face, (and it's Sakura) and she WAKES UP...run like hell opened up, run like Orochimaru wants to make you his new manwhore/manslut/HIS bitch

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Itachi and Kakashi? Why yes there is but, only people who have problems, (like me!!!!!!!) would know :)

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Temari and Hinata. Harsh and Gentle Winds

11) What warning would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Lee deflowering Itachi? Well if your sane LEAVE NOW..but if you like me...hmm... it's ganna get hot

12) Does anyone you know like Five/Eight ff, (rated M)
Tenten and Kakashi? No, but if any of my friends were answering this they would say yes...(I have problems)

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!! My BFL victoria is a Sasori Fangirl

14) Would anyone you know date Two/Four or Five?
Tsunade, Lee, Tenten. Yup, Tsunade and Tenten, but if it was them answering this they would say Lee, (yup major problems)

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Sakura? I CAN FREAKIN KICK SASUKE UCHIHA"S SMEXY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Itachi. Shikamaru. Hinata. Well...Randomness...No conversation!!!!!!!!!! and a blank page

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Nine to use on Ten?
Sasuke Sakura??? 'hn' sexy smirk...* cue fangirls*

19) How might Eleven describe a fight between Ten and Two

The ground is not stable!!!!!!!!

20) How emo is Four

Lee is very emo that's why he's MY man

Here's my list that I used!:

1) Itachi

2)Tsunade

3)Diedara

4)Lee

5)Tenten

6)Shikamaru

7)Temari

8)Kakashi

9)Sasuke

10)Sakura

11)

12)Hinata

OK I read this and I started tearing up so...i'm sorry if I made you cry!!!!!!!!

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

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Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 156,972 - Reviews: 2822 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Of Love and Suffering by africana reviews
Through it all, her gaze had been focused on it, mocking her as she mourned. The deep red, size four, satin thong edged with black lace and adorned with a bow that Sakura had found in Sasuke's ANBU uniform, crumpled and shoved into his pants pocket.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,370 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
SOA by C00l Beanz reviews
Sakura of akatsuki. Sakura thinks people call her weak so she turns to the akatsuki. Can sasuke bring her back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,756 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A new beginning by thegirlofmanymoods reviews
Sakura looked up at him and uttered a phrase that neither person ever thought she would say. "I wish you never came back."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,647 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 5/14/2017 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Scars To Be Healed by rollo812 reviews
Sakura was abandoned by her two teammates. Naruto disapears after his training with Jiraya at the age of 16. Sasuke leaves to Orochimaru at the age of 13. Suddenly, both appear five years later. Can Sakura handle the scar her teammates left her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,397 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Akatsuki Kids by Ninja-ass-betch reviews
What if Sakura saw some familiar looking kids near the hidden leaf. What if she kept them and took care of them? What if they were murders? Found out here!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,489 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Innocent Seduction by SliceOfLife reviews
After a mission all Sakura wanted to do was have a drink, but things can't be easy when the Akatsuki decided to go into the same bar that night. Once they saw Sakura, a drink was really the last thing on their minds. SakuraxMulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,783 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Gravity by Kaze and Kiba reviews
They say 'man makes plans and God laughs'. If that's true then God must derive a vast deal of entertainment from Haruno Sakura. Either that, or maybe he just hated her, she wasn't sure yet. Rated for language, ecchi-ness and eventual romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 142,555 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5504 - Favs: 4,284 - Follows: 3,209 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Living A Lie by 17child-of-the-moon17 reviews
Sakura has a mission: stage her defection from Konoha, attract Akatsuki's attention, and infiltrate the elusive organization. She expected it to be hard, maybe even deadly. She never bargained for this, though. SakuraxAkatsuki Mostly crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,571 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Sakura and Akatsuki Holidays by Ketsueki no Kuki reviews
Spend the Holidays with Sakura and the Akatsuki!This includes Christmas and Halloween!even Itachis b-day!funny and romantic with every Akatsuki and Sakura pairing! MadaSaku PeinSaku HidaSaku so on! Every holiday will be included summery sucks read review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,818 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Somewhere Only We Know by Joy-girl reviews
A boy and girl that share the hidden place - their place. A tree watches as the two children go through moments that define their life - past, present, and future. As the future comes, memories are relived as the past begins to repeat itself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,578 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bound to Happen by Hatchi1 reviews
Orochimaru has his sights set on the destruction of Konoha & Amegakure.They join forces.Konoha gains fresh enemies.Akatsuki & 14 leaf shinobi are split into teams of 5. Wait, Why is Sakura stuck with 4 Akatsukis? SakuXItaxDeixHidaxKisa... HidaxSakuxDei & KisaxHina *Hidan talks. Therefore, there's swearing. And lots of it!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 129,364 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Finders Keepers by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Little brother, if you don't take care of what's precious to you-you don't deserve to have it. Since you haven't learned your lesson, I will take her away from you. Sakura's in trouble when she catches Itachi's attention. M-language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,318 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Pulled by the Shadow by shikamaru lover4ever reviews
First Shika/Temari story. M just in case. Hmm well not good at this summary...Temari and Shikamaru under the same roof. put it that way. 0 o
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,231 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
The Notebook by hotoffthefryer reviews
In which a little notebook spirals things so out of control that I'm best friends with Yamanaka Ino, Karin wants me dead, Tsunade has a search warrant out for me, and the entire male student body wants me. But the catch? None of them know who I even am.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 146,778 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sakura and Sasuke's Tutoring Sessions by TeddyBearHugs reviews
When school heartthrob and basketball captain Uchiha Sasuke is secretly crushing on the class nerd Sakura, he gets her to tutor him so he could finally tell her how he feels. AU. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,282 - Reviews: 2101 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Married to Sasuke Uchiha by AnimeloverNUMBA100 reviews
Naruto dumps Sakura, telling her that he's been dating Hinata behind her back. She runs and bumps into Sasuke. After a coincident, Sasuke forces her to marry him. When Sakura thought things couldn't get worse, she finds herself falling in love with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 113,870 - Reviews: 1936 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Avoiding You by SakuraluvSasuke0718 reviews
After completing his first goal, Sasuke returns to Konoha to set things right with a certain pink-haired medic. Avoiding him at first but he realizes that she still loves him and that she's afraid of getting hurt again. Now he has to stop her from making the biggest mistake of her life: marrying someone else for the good of their village. SasuSaku and other minor pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,443 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 4/4/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
The Curse by sincerelyLen reviews
Team 7 is unexpectedly assigned an S-Ranked Mission involving an unsolved mystery of 10 years. An eerie adventure that will test their teamwork, strengths, and greatest fears. Do you believe in Curses? SasuSaku minor NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 262,017 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Pride of an Uchiha by FireWater0712 reviews
Team 7 has reunited once again. Sasuke is living freely in Konoha under special conditions & had married Sakura to revive the Uchiha clan. Would he learn to love her? How long can Sakura can keep up with him? Complete
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,203 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Catch 22 by JanuaryEclipses reviews
Sakura isn’t weak because she lacks strength. She is weak because they protect her. Sakura-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,653 - Reviews: 1879 - Favs: 2,894 - Follows: 2,727 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sakura H.
Blinded Dreams by LaaDiDaa reviews
Rewritting in Progress: Until I had my sight taken away from me I never took the chance to see what I could gain away from my home. I never thought there was anything out there for me. However, they helped me in everyway they could, the most unknowing people healed me. But, what will happen when I gain my sight back? Will I chose the right path?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,322 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Weaker and weaker! by sakurarules4eternity reviews
Sakura hears her team mates calling her weak and soon leaves the village with a mysterious woman. This will lead Sakura to meet a familiar black haired missing-nin and find herself torn between the fate of Konoha and her heart's uprising emotions.Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,828 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Funny Punishment by ruethedays reviews
Suigetsu chuckled, as Sasuke sent a pissed off looking glare. Sasuke continued to ignore Suigetsu, then Suigetsu, continued, "IT IS A GIRL! YOU DO KNOW HER! OH MY GOD AND ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY! DAMN! NICE ONE BRO!" he yelled. OFFICIALLY UPDATED AFTER 3 YEARS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,985 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Catch Me If You Can by kataang97 reviews
"It's simple. Catch me and I'll reward you." Sasuke shifted his head so he was whispering in her sensitive ear, the vauge movement causing icy shivers to travel up her spine. "But if I catch you... you'll be begging that I didn't." "So Sakura, catch me if you can." Lemon chapter 10
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,099 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Against my Will by SakuraHarunoInsanity reviews
Sakura Haruno is proud to say she's finally over the Egotistical Uchiha. But what happens when he comes back and is bitterly hated by the village's cherryblossom? Will he be able to change her or will he suffer the consequences of what he's done? (GOING TO BE REWRITTEN DUE TO MATURING OF MY WRITING AND THE CRINGE WORTHY PHASES OF THE FIRST FEW CHAPTERS)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,501 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Baby Blues by WynterSky reviews
Team 7 convinces Kakashi to let them keep a baby found abandoned outside the village. Trouble is, none of them have the least clue what to do next. Possibly SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,108 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Mrs Sakura ? by Frida-Froz reviews
Sakura goes shopping with Ino, but comes across a weird store. Meeting the hypo but two sided fortune teller Anak. With her spell Anak sends Sakura through a test to see who she really belongs with. SakuXeveryone! R&R! Idea is from KalliopeStarmist!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Expansion by Sessy52 reviews
Sequel to Who's back? Sasuke and Sakura and family are back again, but this time with another adventure because their life is never boring. With their ever expanding family and the daily struggles, life is always interesting.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,320 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 10/24/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Ino Y.
Sugar Cube by Thirrin73 reviews
As Sakura sat there in nothing but her underwear, a bottle of sake in hand and the arms of a pair of extremely drunk criminals draped over her shoulders, she realized that everything she thought she knew about the Akatsuki was dead wrong. • AkaSaku • [BEING REWRITTEN]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,466 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
lessthanthree by moon strut reviews
"You kneed some girl in the ovaries, were sexually harassed by Sasuke, and then proceeded to duct tape him to the treadmill. How's that for a party?" IMs, text messages, and Facebook. Many things could go wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,486 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Ashiteru by angrypoptart12 reviews
SasuSaku smut, lemons, and anything else you can think of like that. Kiba's dare to Sasuke to 'do it' with Sakura turns into something of a wild adventure full of tears, love, laughs, and life. WARNING: EXTREME ADULT CONTENT! SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,215 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 2,008 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Quixotic by Carmie-chan reviews
That's it. First my hair, then my man, and now Stanley! You just crossed the line; no one messes with my Blackberry. No one. Karin, this means war.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,503 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Fear of Falling by Orange Sherbet reviews
Tsunade's finally decided to do something about Sakura's irrational fear of men. She can only hope that her little girl won't lose all innocence at Konoha's Academy for Boys. "Sasuke...why are my tampons in your room?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sakura H.
The deal by Isuzu Hime reviews
It's been 3 years since Sasuke defeated his brother and he now lives a peaceful life in Konoha. It's time for him to rebuilt his clan, but it takes two to have children. SxS and others minor pairings. Rated M for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 47,586 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Moments by Killer-San reviews
A collection of moments in the daily life of the Akatsuki. Meet Sakura as she clashes with the mentally insane and Hidan cooks pancakes in the nude.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,849 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Evil angels fall by hyperrlol reviews
Sakura went wild with training after Sasuke left. 3 years later, she is an assassin. What happens when her and Sasuke finally meet again? WARNING: psychotic Sakura, dark and possessive Sasuke, LEMONS, and major suspense! Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 162,667 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sasuke's Promotion by xXxgothlolitaxXx reviews
So what do you think of my brother?" "Sasuke Uchiha is the most arrogant egotistic bastard that ever lived" "Oh really, Sakura-chan" Sasuke stood at the door, arms crossed, head held high. Oh snap, Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,504 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Scarlet Letters by Maximum Chaos-Chan reviews
"You ironed red A's on to all of his clothing? And slept with his roommate-slash-cousin in his own bed?" "Yes..." "You have become the hero for every person that's been cheated on." AU; SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,748 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Bluebird by Lady Silvamord reviews
It started as a routine mission - Sakura's second ever solo mission, and an opportunity too great for her to pass up. But then everything went horribly wrong. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 244,350 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Convince Me by AnInsomniaOfWriting reviews
Sasuke plotted to destroy Konoha from the inside once he revived his clan, but after romance sparks even, he can't stop the lines between friend and foe from blurring. Rated MA for a good reason. The sequel is now off of its hiatus. Expect regular updates again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 93,025 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Biting Back by Candy.Heart.For.You reviews
Literally beaten black and blue, Uchiha Sasuke is painfully dragged back to Konoha curtesy to none other than Sakura Haruno herself. Her Next Goal: Make Sasuke pay for what he did. Oh yeah, it was time to execute her revenge and bite back -- Sakura style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,838 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Epic Game Night by BishopCR reviews
Temari, Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, Ino, Rio, Tsukiko, and Kimi: eight girls all joined together for a hilariuos, prank-filled sleepover. Join these eight as they go through pranks, truth or dare, games, and alot of romance! Pairings inside! R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,292 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
100 Kisses by the freak down the street reviews
"And guess what, you egocentric dickhead; I could get 100 guys to kiss me!" "Confident, are you, Sakura?" A bet gone right in all the wrong ways. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,841 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3467 - Favs: 5,180 - Follows: 2,806 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reaper Angle by aero13 reviews
Well as it said inside, this is really xXSakura-Hime-samaXx's idea. Rated for Hidan's language for now. Sakura is only ten years old when Hidan finds her. What happens when she develops her kekkei genkai? What does Orochimaru have to do with it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,087 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Trial and Error by ohhthatgirl reviews
She dumped me. That's right. Haruno Sakura left me - Uchiha Sasuke - to fend for myself. It's a scary world out there alone. Which is why I'll do anything to win her back. No matter what. "Oi, teme, I think I just saw your dignity walk out the door!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,620 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Jealous Ex by JessiiNinja reviews
Sakura Haruno is the new girl at Konoha High but what will happen when she finds out her ex boyfriend attends the same school and threatens to make her life a living hell? Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,292 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Their Mistake and Her Revenge by LilMissObsessed reviews
They replaced her with Karin, leaving her shattered.She became a famous model/singer/actress. Now she's back and she's going to give them a dose of their own medicine. Do Sasuke and Sakura's love have a second chance in all this chaos?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,050 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Fragile Cherry Blossom by tainted cherry blossom reviews
Haruno Sakura was once a respected and loved kunoichi. But all that changed with Sasuke and Karin back in the village. Her only option is to leave the place she called home for so long in hopes of a better life. Who knew the Akatsuki would be that life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,836 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Never Too Late by Autumn Letter reviews
After a long 7 month solo mission, Sakura comes home hearing news about a certain Uchiha who had returned to the village... she vows that things are going to be different from now on. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,403 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Beyond This Illusion by Vampirette Knight reviews
Post-canon. It isn't always about helping someone to love you, but about helping someone who you love. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,133 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
His Unforgettable Past by E person reviews
When Itachi returns and secretly befriends Sakura, her and Sasuke's relationship will be put to the test. After hearing the real reason behind the massacre and another secret of his, will Sakura be able to reunite the two brothers and end their hatred?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,321 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Crimson Ink by Piper-Knight reviews
Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki, and is forced to join their ranks. But it wasn't all for nothing, and secrets she never knew existed are revealed by people she never even dreamed of getting close to. SakuraxAkatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,206 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Star Crossed by Valyrie reviews
Haruno Sakura is dead. Years later, Konoha and Sasuke learns she has been reborn - resurrected by a by a man seeking to destroy the world. With a heart cold as ice and tainted with corruption, is her soul retrievable? Only through love. —SasuSaku / DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,479 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Famous by hotoffthefryer reviews
"Kiss me." Before she could register the request, smooth lips covered her own. Seconds passed before her heel jabbed his foot. "What's your issue!" Sakura shouted, face flushed. So what she asked if he was single? It didn't mean she wanted to be with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Ai No Melody by Skylineee reviews
When fate plays with your heart and hate tampers with your eyes, it takes the presence of another to heal you. In the darkest of times, only love can pull these forgotten souls from their graves. "You've never seen me. Not once."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,806 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Fallen Blossom by Daaviiee reviews
When he came back, everything went wrong. That girl took everything from her. Resorting to fleeing, Sakura encounters them, broken. Can they fix her or leave her cracked?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,233 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Nugget of Gold by hotoffthefryer reviews
You do everything she says. No, actually, I don't. Long stares between cold silences, and then: "Yeah, you're right, teme; your hair does still look like a duck's rear end. What was I thinking; she'd never go for you." AU, SasuSaku; Gift!fic for KillerMay
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Last of the Best Four Years by StartingWithSugar reviews
You know, I was getting a little tired of Sasuke never replying to anything. And I was definitely not expecting that as a response when he did.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,786 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Kids! by Kyo12591 reviews
After a failed attempt to detain Akatsuki. Sakura finds herself with five mini Akatsuki members. Let the child care BEGIN! Sakura-centric, though she will end up with someone in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,058 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Sasuke's Reign by Raven Whisperer reviews
When Sasuke takes over the Leaf Village, things become a nightmare for Sakura. WARNING: OOCness and RAPE! SasuSaku!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,983 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Coma by CherryMuffin reviews
After killing the mighty Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke is in a coma from his injuries. When he sees himself outside his body and sees how much Konoha has changed without him, he realizes a few things including his feelings for a certain kunoichi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Haunted by mrchibisuz reviews
Sakura and her friends were given a dare to go to a haunted Mansion. Believing the rumors not true Sakura goes with a group of people, but is the place really safe as she thinks it is? Warning:violence,scary etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,186 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Fragmented Remains by The 8th Stone reviews
Where love for teammate had once been, replaced by hatred. The four-man squad of Team 7, now but a shattered mess. Fragmented remains are all there are in the place of this war. Sasu/Saku. Canon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,417 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Reunited by EPICFAILYER reviews
I was so focused on the blade at my throat, I didn't notice how close Sasuke and I really were. My body was pressed tightly against his, and I could even feel the vibration of his voice as he "hmph"ed Naruto. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,747 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Drop Dead Love by EADB138 reviews
Sakura's life is in the hands of an old enemy. She now has the duty to protect and maintain the life of a person she wants dead, Uchiha Sasuke. Rated M for course language and Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,053 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Hate That I Love You by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
With Naruto and Hinata getting married in a week, can Sakura and Sasuke manage to survive without giving into temptation
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,094 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fallacy by rueri-chan reviews
When Sasuke finds out Sakura can't bear him a heir he ends it. What he wasn't aware of was the tangled web of deceit and lies that hurts not only Sakura, but himself as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,468 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Good Girls That Went Bad by The Black Rose 1995 reviews
Discontinued. Re-writen. Really sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,435 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Path of the Cursed and the Forsaken by CideanForever reviews
A sick twist of events leaves Sakura in a really nasty situation. Having to leave home, she partakes in a silent mission – but her goal is one shared with the enemy and it isn't about to get easier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,899 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Spilled Milk by InvidiaX reviews
"I think having injuries makes you look more badass!" Naruto smirked. "Sasuke doesn't have a bad ass…" Sai leaned over to pat Sasuke's butt."What the… Sai!" Sasuke turned around to see Sai happily smiling."In fact, it's really hard…" Sai smiled.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,879 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Regret by RonaicaUchiha reviews
Sasuke had returned after 4 years. He married Sakura and had a son, Kyo. Sasuke is still Sasuke... He always ignore her and his son's feelings. One night Sakura and his son disappears. What will happen next? UPDATED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Troublesome life by flames of desire reviews
Shikamaru is unsure with the feelings he has when he's around Temari, but Temari knows the feeling all to well and she yearns for it. In a World that complicates love which will win?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,126 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Gone by Sanin Sakura reviews
He betrayed the village. She faked her own death. Imprisoned both, now a single plan can free them from punishment, but how long can they last free from their feelings. What can unite two exact opposites and keep them together? Love or nothing? R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 77,333 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Life and Times of Sasuke Uchiha by Totes MaGotes69 reviews
Enter yourself in the romance life of Sasuke Uchiha in the different scenarios. Let's just say, Sasuke is a very naughty boy..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,970 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Geek to Chic! by kartoonkitty124 reviews
Sakura is a girl with an A in academics and a F in fashion.It's her senior year and she wants to go out with a bang.So she's substituting her old life with a new one and adding a little attitude.And what's with the school playboy?SasSak.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,270 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hide and Seek by BlushingLotus reviews
"I was sent to protect you," he huffed once he found her again. "I'm not going to play hide and seek with you across the country side. Quit being stubborn." Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 165 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
His and His alone by mrchibisuz reviews
A few days ago before being kidnapped, Sakura was seen healing Sasuke by Madara. Madara plans to use her power to heal a dying man, but why? Also, Sasuke has seen Sakura kiss Naruto and now he plans to keep her for himself. why? Warning *Lemon* depends
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,108 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Right Next To You by lido-bunny reviews
Sasuke hates how Sakura is constantly at his house annoying him and wants her to leave him alone, but when Sakura leaves and comes back a few years later, he slowly realizes how much he cares for Sakura...when she has no clue who he the hell he is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2961 - Favs: 3,438 - Follows: 2,837 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Crazy House by AnsleyL reviews
Sakura gets a mission to explore a non-existent house, but what happens when the house itself locks her in and later the akatsuki members, and is the house making them crazy? Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,110 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
[SakuxAkatsuki AU] She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys* [Rated for language only. Currently updating all chapters, will complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 194,970 - Reviews: 3023 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Bound by BribriGTC reviews
He chuckled softly. "Sakura, you can't get away from me." War is in full force and Sakura is doing everything she can to help until she is captured. Darkish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Hearts and Ghosts by Mileto reviews
Sakura has got enough stuff to sort through with Sasuke back and Konoha up to its mountains with threats, but when a mysterious woman pops up in her apartment her daily reality gets a good slap to the face.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,047 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
President of My Fan Club by moodyaura reviews
DISCONTINUED for now at least. I think I have a problem. Firstly, it turns out that the president of my fan club doesn't like me at all. Not one bit. The second is that she's a money hungry girl who's making profit off of me. And the third? I think I'm falling for her. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,415 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Morning After The Night Before by Kkins1812 reviews
Everyone is out for Tsunade's 56th. Told in different perspectives. Rated M for language and LEMONS! Pairings everyone. Will be shown at beginning of chapter. Co-written by Kkins1812 and ikilledbambi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari
late night creeps by glass of orange juice reviews
One-Shot series, SasuSaku. Things won't ever change, so that means she'll never leave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Claimed by unawakened reviews
Haruno Sakura is mine... Now I just have to find a way to tell her that... After I rip Itachi's arms off.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Win Sasuke Uchiha, Your Boyfriend! by soybean prophecy reviews
"Win Sasuke Uchiha, Your Boyfriend!" "...This should be good."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Fabian Policy by diamondsrefract reviews
Sasuke left Sakura with his unborn child unkowingly. After 5 years, Sasuke's back, he's forced to teach the preschoolers for 2 yrs punishment & he doesn't know where Sakura is and why a certain little girl in his class looks strangely a lot like him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Unsuspected Love Bite by greenwood-esther reviews
SasuSaku, AU - I was supposed to fall in love with her best friend, not for the geek-turned-goddess. But it's all good, because I know she loves me back...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 70,524 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Past's Mistake by The Cheese Alchemist reviews
"I was young. I was unaware of the secrets of women. I opened Pandora's box. I didn't think it would come to bite me in the ass one day." Our favourite Naruto characters, as parents. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTema and more I guess Revie
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,298 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Love is death by Jossette Saint Claire reviews
Sasuke has left sakura for karin. Feeling pained saukar does not notice that she is being crush. Character death! be for warned!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secret by kayla12000 reviews
"Have you ever had to fight a pedophile snake dude, wonder if you still have feelings for your child hood crush, explain why your tight with the Akatsuki, almost die, and explain who your father is all in one mission? Yeah well it's pretty typical for me"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,228 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Blame the Blondes by katerosario reviews
"Damn you, you sexy bastard!" "Fu- wait, did you just call me sexy?" "Screw you." "I'd rather screw you." In which Sasuke couldn't control his hormones and Sakura wasn't entirely over him. Naruto and Ino are to be blamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Learning The Alphabet by WhatChuuKnowBoutMe reviews
IDIOTS:Sasuke smirked as Naruto yet again got punched in the head "Sasuke-kun wasn't going to hit you NARUTO!" -Smirk- "Look! He's mocking me Sakura-chan!" KISS: Naruto got a kiss on the cheek and all Sasuke gets is a hug? Oh HELL NO. Team7 drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Eien no Ai by desperatelyisanelf reviews
When Sasuke returns with Karin on his arm, Sakura lapses into depression. Her friends all start shunning her and she decides to leave Konoha after her last dance. However, just when her dance ends, Itachi kidnaps her. What will happen? Warning:ItaSakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Battle Field Called Love by 3D-Slacken reviews
CRACK. AKE. SasuSaku decoy NaruSaku. Thanks to the cast and fans of Naruto, Sasuke will never be the same. "This is bullshit!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Who's Your Daddy? by xXHugsxandxCookiesXx reviews
Everyone fell silent. Soon enough, one of them finally spoke. "W-What did you say, un?" Sakura took a deep breath and repeated, "I'm pregnant." Silence. "Who's the father?" asked Zetsu, trying to remember the night of Sakura's birthday. "I don't know." AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
The Way We Are by Nakoujou reviews
After witnessing a strange interaction between Sasuke and Sakura, Naruto gathers up the Konoha 12 to discover what's going on between those two. Unfortunately, everybody comes up with crazy theories."ANGRY SEX BUDDIES!" "TRAINING PARTNERS FOR LIFE!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,959 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Recovery by xxBlueTangerine reviews
Shikamaru feels nothing after Asuma's death. He is not motivated to feel anything...that is, until someone comes along to show him how. ShikaTema central, hints of other couples. Rated M for Mature - language and suggestiveness. C:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Never Again? by RonaicaUchiha reviews
marrying someone you love is a dream come true. what will happen if a simple misunderstanding ruins it all. Please read! Sasusaku... Updated!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Worst Day EVER! by Perfect.PairFan2278 reviews
Sakura...Sasuke. The shinobi worlds most favorite people to tease. What'll happen when the Kazekage, Hokage, and Orochimaru for a temporary allegiance to get these two together? One room, two days, and only one bed. Let's watch the chaos! Romance later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,479 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Should've Seen it Coming by Crazy Cherries reviews
"NOW I KNOW WHY YOUR PARENT'S NAMED YOU SASUKE! SASUKE! A.K.A. see full summary inside " Sakura's mad. Sasuke's depressed. And everyone else is in plain shock. "It's not true! I swear I wasn't looking at Itachi that way!" Sequel to Never Saw it Coming. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
We Can't Be Friends by theevilmuffin reviews
It's Sakura's birthday. Naruto is having trouble finding a present, Sasuke makes an ill-advised bet, and Sakura fears for her sanity. Team 7 at its finest. SasuSaku Two-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Hn You! by Haku no Yuki reviews
Prequel to We're back! Sasuke has killed Itachi. What will he do next...? Restore his clan? But with who? Read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,621 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
How to Piss Off The Akatsuki by Daaviiee reviews
Sakura has joined the Akatsuki for a year now and she is getting bored. Then she stumbles upon an article 'How to Piss Off The Akatsuki'. This is going to be one hell of a fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,177 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Cracks by thevelvetbunny reviews
SasuSaku. Sasuke struggles with life after returning to Konoha, and enters counselling with a certain no-nonsense Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,768 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
You're a Baby? by Escapess reviews
Sakura gets transformed into a baby and has to be taken care of by her ex-bestfriends. The famous S-7. What will happen between the members when they found out that she's really Sakura, not her daughter?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
sdrawkcaB um, oh dear, haha i mean Backwards by A.Rose.Love reviews
Ino finally convinces Sakura to listen to her advice with Sasuke. Um, let's play hard to get. Will Sakura get the guy? SasukexSakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Full Circle by Lady Momo reviews
Years after his desertion, Haruno Sakura realizes that she and Uchiha Sasuke never did have an ending. But on a stormy, rainy night, as she hangs on the verge of death, she realizes that they never had a beginning either.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,326 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 2,663 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Periods On Marriages by Wolfie the Love Warrior reviews
It's a revised copy of Period on Marriages. Summary: Basically, a married couple can't have sex because the wife's on her period. No? What if I said the husband didn't know that? Still no? What if I said they were ninjas? ;D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,820 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Secret Truth by Violent.Ninja.Girl reviews
Sakura joined Akatsuki to prove she was strong. Why are the other members sitting around the kitchen table talking? And what does Sakura's sex life have to do with anything?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,359 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Dinner with the Uchiha's by SilenceIsTheKey reviews
One-shot. Sasuke knew something was going on when his three teammates offered to walk him home. "Oh, you must have dinner with us tonight!" No mom, no. Poor Sasuke wasn't completely prepared for the permanent mental scarring.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Life Is My Secret by Amethyst Darkness reviews
Team 7 disbanded, leaving Sakura all alone. Drunk, she starts hallucinating and ends up with the red clouds. They think she's a living beauty, fragile, yet sweet. But looks are deceiving.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Be My Valentine by Vampirette Knight reviews
This Valentine's Day, I wasn't going to be the only one without a date. I'd do everything I could to make sure Sasuke was my date. Even if it means kicking his pretty little butt. holiday!fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's S Ranked Market Mission by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Why does Sasuke's trip to the market include Exit Strategy Delta? And why is Sakura poisoning her own teammate? Love and subterfuge in the produce aisle. Post-canon SasuSaku One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/23/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Stupid Cupid by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
It was an innocent swim. She didn't expect it to lead to that. Sasuke crept closer to the lake, anticipating an enemy. Instead, it was Sakura-naked in the moonlight. An ordinary escort mission couldn't have gone more right. Co-authored by Kaze and Kiba. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/14/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Some things are better left unseen by Shadowsamatheexorcist reviews
what happens when deidara's long lost sister turns up for a visit?In which itachi goes crazy and Pain has a senior moment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Akatsuki
Warm me up by Tsubomi reviews
ShikaTem: They've been working together for their villages for a couple of years. Now they're send on a mission to the Snow country, that will change their lives completely... Will she recover? Is he going to turn their friendship into something more?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
His Surprise by CoruscusLuna reviews
"Watapitusberry!" she screamed and he blinked. If they were not Sakura and Sasuke, it would have been awkward. Edited
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Jump In The Pool by greenwood-esther reviews
SasuSaku, AU - Among the romantic beach settings: "This isn't fun anymore." – "Love isn't fun?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Captive by Narceine reviews
Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki. When Itachi puts some 'happy' pills into Sakura's food, she sings perverted songs to her guards. Rated T for some sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Dealing With Their Son by Kiitty-chan reviews
AU. Sasuke and Sakura are having trouble dealing with their unusual son. "Does water turn you on?" "Well, it does help me go with the flow." "..." Minor SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Something Tangible by AngeLhearteD reviews
Their eyes met. They had done so many times before. But this time, somehow, they both sensed it was different. One hopes. The other denies. Fate, and a few friends, conspire. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,826 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Beauty from pain by MKovac20 reviews
She's not weak, shes not useless, shes not anoying. Shes a different person. sasuke, his team and Naruto are back. And Neji is close with Sakura? Sasuke came bak to claim her, his. Will she accept? better summery inside: Sak&Sas Sak&Nej
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,075 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bombshell Records by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I vow not to let Karin win. I vow not to get shitfaced every night. I vow to get revenge. This is no fairytale, people. This is WAR.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Darkness Deep Wtihin by kitty cullen reviews
Sasuke has been gone for several years and Naruto left 3 years ago to train. Being left all alone changed Sakura. Now emotionless a proposition is made and she accepts. Time to get some payback. Possible future pairings. First story so please be kind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,119 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Santa Uchiha by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"I still won't wear it." "It's red." "So?" "Red's your color." What if Sasuke dressed up as Santa Claus for the sake of his Family. Christmas fic. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Konoha High by SasukeLovesSakura5 reviews
Sakura is a new student at Konoha High. When she first gets there she makes new friends and a new enemy. Can she survive this crazy school? SasuSaku, NaruHina,and other pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,386 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Our Broken Porcelain by Havenlyangel reviews
Konoha turned her back on her, leaving her broken. I, Haruno Sakura, will share my tale as I catch Akatsuki's interest. Watch out Konoha, here I come.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,503 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Teenage Girl's Guide To Surviving Life by The Girl With the Angel Wings reviews
AU. 21 Rules. 5 Girls. 1 Year. And a whole lot of trouble. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTem, KibaIno. On HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,492 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Killing Me Slowly by The Fuzz 15 reviews
Sakura is dying. What will happen? There will be multiple chapters
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki Blossom by Traumaddict reviews
Being replaced is never easy, I for one know it first hand. I will share you the tragic tale that lead me into the arms of the most notorious Shinobi in the Ninja World. The Akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,816 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
the little love that could've by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Relearning by halfdemonfan reviews
Sasuke learns of Madara's betrayl with Kabuto. In order for him to avenge Itachi, and stay alive, he has to join with Konoha. But will Sakura be able to forgive all he's done? Can Naruto be the one to hold their team together? Sasu/Sak Nar/Hin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,476 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The shadows of the wind by fuzzzy22 reviews
Temari comes back to Konoha, along with Gaara and Kankuro. She denies her feelings, but there's more than just a partnership between her and Shikamaru... Rated T for language. ShikaTema, NejiTen, NaruHina, KibaIno, GaaMatsu, SasuSaku. Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,763 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Captivate by XXXAxelleXXX reviews
Too many bad things had come to Sakura in the past years.She had matured, become beautiful, and grown stronger. Now, falling into the hands of the Akatsuki... she never expected to fall herself. But not without one hell of a fight. SakuraXAkatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,507 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
That Pink Haired Girl by TasteLikePurple reviews
The Akatsuki had monopolized Konoha, in their senior year. What happens when a Pink Haired Girl shows up? Despite the main part about the Akatsuki, this story is actually based on a street. A lonely street...there's mild humor and room for imagination.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Keep Holding On by TasteLikePurple reviews
When he came back it was like a domino effect for Sakura. Friendships, work, and family crashed down around her. To top it off he's haunting her dreams foretelling her future for her. Is this something she has to watch happen? Will she give up? Who knows?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,034 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Sakura H.
Heated by BlushingLotus reviews
"How do I treat hypothermia?" Sasuke asked, hands on his hips. Sakura was glad she didn't giggle out loud at the fact Uchiha Sasuke had to play nurse. Slightly AU, SasuSaku, Lemon. Bonus Chapter added!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,064 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Softened by a Bruise by Little Minamino reviews
Lately Sasuke has been noticing that a certian pink haired teammate of his has been showing up to training with mysterious bruises. Where did she get them and why? Is she really just clumsy like she says? oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Complete
Babyfied by Tiger Priestess reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have to babysit, but there's one problem: it's a two year old Naruto and Kakashi...well...he's a perverted five year old. Nothing will be the same for Team 7 again. Eventually SasukeSakura, possible other pairings. T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,365 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Magic of Youtube by kartoonkitty124 reviews
Brrnnn Brnn- * * * * One New Message * * * * To:Haruno Sakura From:Sasuke-kun * * * * We need to talk.Meet me at my place in 10.Oh.And bring the whip ; SasSak,NarHin,ShikaIno,NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,994 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Night Visitor by MangaAnimeLover reviews
[COMPLETED] Sakura had always been the one chasing Sasuke, but when he left and years passed by, her longing for him faded. Now, years after their depart, Sasuke finds a need for her and seeks her to satisfy this deep hunger. [SasuSaku] [LEMON and RAPE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,244 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
How The Akatsuki Came To An End by Hate Me-I Dare You reviews
This is just my wonderful attempt of hu-angnst! Humor and angnst together! It' really just a gruesome suicide chain... read it! It will change your life...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
switching sides by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A New Found Weight On Our Chests by werewolfluvr147 reviews
Let's be girls for a whole day!" Naruto exclaimed. Naruto and his friends become girls and hang out with the kunoichi and learn things the never expected to know. all the couples come in later naruhina sasusaku inokiba shikatem nejiten gaaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,312 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Blame It On Kakashi by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
It was all Kakashi's fault for opening his mouth and getting her into this situation with a very horny Uchiha. SasuSaku Oneshot. For Sakura's Birthday
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Cat by PeinSaku reviews
Imagine her surprise when Sakura came to find her clothes missing and a very self-satisfied Uchiha Itachi standing at the only exit of the girls' locker room. [AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,792 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 158 - Published: 2/5/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
The Magically SelfAdjusting Pants by JanuaryEclipses reviews
It was turning out to be a boring, mission-less summer for Team 7. That is, of course, until a pair of magical pants enters the picture. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
White Elephant Christmas by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Nineteen year old Sakura was tired of last-minute, impersonal gifts from her team. This year was gonna be different, everyone was going to put some heart into it. And they'll find out where Sakura's been hiding her heart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,320 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Our Last Words by AnimeloverNUMBA100 reviews
Sakura has been poison and only has a week left to live. She spends that week with Sasuke, making a last attempt to gain his love. Will she ever hear those last 3 words before she dies?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,674 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
mine by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sakura gets territorial. Over a chair. Seriously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shogi by GoldenGrimoire reviews
Sakura's first solo mission as a jounin: succeed where Konoha's intelligence unit has failed by getting Akatsuki prisoner Akasuna no Sasori to talk, no matter what it takes. Sasori/Sakura. Lemony content, dark themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 124 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Flavor of the Week by Kazerith reviews
Request Dump. A collection of unrelated one-shots of Sakura's many relationships with the men of Konoha... Everyone wants a piece of Sakura, and due to being single, she's rather willing to oblige until she finds Mr. Right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,292 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Sakura H.
Pink Day by angel puppeteer reviews
Rape has never been this good... Especially if it's Sakura and her teeth on your zipper. “I’ll unzip your fabulous pants with my teeth.” SasuSaku. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Home by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. How does your hair stick up like that? Do you notice my mismatched socks? Why are you so amazing? After all of these years, why don’t you see me the way I see you—as a place I can always return to?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Regression by GoldenGrimoire reviews
Sasori felt like he was hurtling backwards to where he'd started, and it was all that brat's fault. Sasori/Sakura, Lemon, Semi-AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,771 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Broken Love Life Naruto Style by KayEmBeewiggles reviews
Sequel to Family Life Sasuke and Sakura have broken up for reasons unknown to anyone but themselves. Meanwhile Naruto and Hinata are closer than ever and have big news... naruhina sasusaku kakaanko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,285 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Like VitaminWater by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,804 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tactile Feedback by GoldenGrimoire reviews
“What sort of performance should we create together, little girl?” Oneshot, Lemon, Sasori/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 124 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
The Things I Do For Love by N-AngelFire reviews
sequel to Wait I'm Marrying Who? They're married, they have kids, everything should be easier now right? Unfortunately, Sasuke doesn't realize how difficult having children really is. Good thing he has Sakura and his friends to help him out. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,742 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Living puppet or companion? by a hollow heart reviews
WARNING: Rated 'M' for lemon/lang! She was assigned a mission to infiltrate the Akatsuki and gather information, but what she didn't plan on was to be used as Sasori's living puppet. Who will she choose...the end is near. UPDATED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,289 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori
Silk Flowers by angelforshow reviews
AU. Wedding. Sakura contemplates the feeling of true love, even as she approaches the alter. "This is every little girl's true love story."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
In All His Glory by ChaoticParadox reviews
Karin takes her stalkerish clothing sniffing obsession a little too far. Sasuke is slowly losing his mind, and so he does what any guy would do. He flashes people. Extreme brain melting crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Karin U. - Complete
Mismatched by Glow in the Rain reviews
When Kakashi dies on the battlefield he leaves behind a gift for Sakura that will let her catch up to her two teammates. However, when her teammates find out, one of them isn't exactly pleased... [SakuraSasuke]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,494 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Black Lacy Leather Something by uchiha.s reviews
An excursion to a lingerie store gives Sakura more trouble than it was worth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wait! I'm marrying who? by N-AngelFire reviews
It's been six years since Sasuke left Konoha. Now he's discovered a prearranged marriage between him and Sakura. Mission revive clan is in action. Easy right? Not if an upset Sakura has anything to say about it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,354 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Another Sleepover Fanfic by Chuint reviews
A cliche' sleepover fic where Sakura hosts. Some OOC, guyguy kisses, crazy dares, and its badly written. Just like every other sleepover fic, only it knows it. Formally known as 'Sakura's Sleepover.' THE CLICHE' GOT TOO BAD, DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sakura H.
Sticky Situation by narutard45 reviews
What happens when Sakura& Sasuke recieve rings that binds them together like glue? literally! Go easy! my first fanfic!review please:0: LAST CHAPT. ON HIATUS!SRRY!posting asap
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,853 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Babies by Kelsondra reviews
A one shot, I may add another chapter later one. A child's innocent question leads to madness in the Uchiha household.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unconventional by asteriskjam reviews
He's mean. She's violent. And they're...dating? What. The. Hell. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete