![]() Hai i'm Jullietta Spaid but that's pretty long so call me Jullie or Chizu-sama. ummmm i'm a girl but i'm a pervert. i like writing ero even though i'm a virgin but don't worry. I WILL NEVER POST SMUT OR LEMONS unless someone specifically asks. this is an up to T rating account. IMPORTANT MESSAGE(THIS IS PERSONAL): THESE ARE MY ANIME GUYS! TOSHIROU HITSUGAYA MY ANIME GIRLS: SAKURA HARUNO(LOVE) THINGS I LIKE: THINGS I DISLIKE: YAOI SMUTT DA RULEZ: 1) IF YOU FAVE MY SHIT YOU MUST COMMENT! 2) IF YOU READ MY SHIT(MORE DAN WUNSS) YOU FOLLOW 3) DON'T TOUCH MY MAMMA OR MY DORITOS 4) I HATE INO 5) I TAKE REQUESTS FOR STORIES ONLY FROM FRIENDS 6) I WILL BE ANYONE'S FRIEND 7) REQUEST A STORY! 8) I FOLLOW BACK DA NICE PEOPLES WHO FOLLOW MEH 9) DONT FLAME ME BECAUSE I IGNORE YOU 10) YOU READ MY STORIES THEN YOU HAVE SIGNED A CONTRACT IN BLOOD STATING THAT YOU WILL COMMENT. oi also me has a deviant art! check it out! NickyLickyIsAsQuIShY is the name! just a heads up: DOLL HOUSE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE KIND OF SAD. ALSO THERE ARE NO MORE CHAPTERS TO WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER DATE SAI UNLESS YOU GUYS FEEL LIKE SUGGESTING SOME IDEAS. FOR THE ASS HOLES WHO LEAVE RUDE COMMENTS AND DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO LOG IN: ANONYMOUS REVIEWS WILL BE DISABLED! I'M SORRY FOR THOSE WHO LEFT NICE REVIEWS BUT YOU'RE NOW GONNA HAVE TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT. PLUS: THE UZUMAKI DIARIES IS A DIARY! IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE WRITTEN IN PROPER FORMAT. SO THERE! THANK YEW :3 You Know your obsessed with Naruto when . . . -Live by a strict diet of only ramen. -Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree. -Call your semester exam a chuunin exam. -Start using 'un', 'hn', and 'dattebayo' several times a conversation -Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. -Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan". -Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. -Tell your friends about your dream to become Mizukage (believe it!) -Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. -Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names. -Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books. -Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. -Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou. -Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out. -Start to call your teachers Sensei. -Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan. -Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. -When someone asks you who your dream girl is and you say Ino. -Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central. -Spend your week searching down Naruto sites. -Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Gaara. -Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. -Yell at Sasuke to poke Itachi's head and see how HE likes it. -Tell your teacher that you didn't fail your test because you didn't study but because it was too troublesome -Put a picture of Kakashi/Anko in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boy/girlfriend. -List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. -Can spout out a random character quote on command. -Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. -Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!". -Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. -Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. -Draw a fanart for the fanfiction of a fanart just because you saw the word SasuNaru in it somewhere -Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more. -Start referring to your crush as your 'Cherry Blossom of Eternal Youthfulness' -Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way". If more than 8 of these apply to you, copy and paste this onto your profile Put this on your THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE! 1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Deidara, Hidan, SASUKE, naruto, sakura, shikamaru, hinata 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuHina, SasuSaku, DeiSaku, NaruSaku, NaruHina, SakuSaso 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? no yuri. yaoi is meh. hentai :3 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? I want to.. 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: naruto's frog coin purse and some posters. i own some mangas too. 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? i am destined to be with SASUKE! lol jk totally Deidara. 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku 9. Which team is your favorite? Team SEVEN THREESOME! 10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)? stupidest shite eva mane 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? uhhhhh... DUH. 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? DEIDARA!!!!! 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? PRO-FUCKING-SASUKE 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? YESSSS! 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? of course 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? DER DER DER 17. Sub or dub? sub 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura!! 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny! and agorable 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? FUCK yeah 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? UGLEH NERDDDDD 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara-kun 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesomely weird. or weirdly awesome 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Sasuke cuz he'd have more personality. Sai too. 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Look at my profile. fer-serious. i love the shit. 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Bitch yeah! 27. Do you like lemons? HELL FUCKING YES 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? lol nope 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? O.O 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? O.O 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? yosh 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? YUSH 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' LMFAO I'D DIE IF MY TEACHER SAID THAT 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Life, yes. Grades, NEVER. 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? no way. i spend money wisely. 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? *nods vigorously* 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? pssssshhhh! stupid ass shit. 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery? yes. and about 50. 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? yup c: 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? yes. 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? maybe... Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to. Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes. Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. Be yourself. That's crazy enough. You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place. They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people. (Unless you're Deidara. And have explosives.) Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves. The trouble with real life is that there is no background music I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. Forecast for tonight: darkness If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. Hell is full of musical amateurs There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line I'm not random I just have many thoughts I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes -sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!! If you had a life you would stop talking about mine We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking The below statement is true The above statement is false Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over. Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner. People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop! Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later. God must love stupid people...he made so many There is no great genius without a mixture of madness When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor. PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch. If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway. I have a dream and in it, something eats you. Its sad your own mom dresses you like that. Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful. Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?! I called Sasuke gay and he hit me with his purse. I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig... Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. If idiots could fly this place would be an airport. I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1? You should always proofread what you write in case you any words. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you. I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again. By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday Hi! I'm human. What're you? Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass! Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege. If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide! I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! Wherever there is life there is love I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident Sometimes all we need are each other Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy. Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you. Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks? One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars. When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know. I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box... When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID! Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING!? Am I pissing you off-fa-fa? We are the people our parents warned us about! If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug? Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! ( ) I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty! I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!! I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face! Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell? If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!! Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. In the play Hamlet, Hamlet says to be or not to be that is the question. What I wanna know is... whats the answer? The word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" means "blood-sucking creatures." Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!" Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three Guy: Where have you been all my life? Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Guy: Is this seat empty? Guy: Your place or mine? Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Guy: Your body is like a temple. Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you. Guy : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together (if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Man He got SERVED! |
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