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Hai i'm Jullietta Spaid but that's pretty long so call me Jullie or Chizu-sama. ummmm i'm a girl but i'm a pervert. i like writing ero even though i'm a virgin but don't worry. I WILL NEVER POST SMUT OR LEMONS unless someone specifically asks. this is an up to T rating account.

IMPORTANT MESSAGE(THIS IS PERSONAL): THESE ARE MY ANIME GUYS!

TOSHIROU HITSUGAYA
IKUTO TSUKIYOMI
SASUKE UCHIHA
NEJI HYUUGA
MARTH
NARUTO UZUMAKI
EN SHINOHARA
DANTE
DATE MASUMUNE
YUKIMURA SANADA
THE OURAN HIGHSCHOOL HOST CLUB
MARIYA SHIDOU
LIGHT(RAITO) YAGAMI
L LAWLIET
MELLO(MIHAEL KEEHL)
NEAR(NATE RIVER)
MATT(UMM.. MAIL GEEVES?FORGOT HIS REAL NAME)
TOSHIROU HITSUGAYA
TOSHIROU HITSUGAYA
TOSHIROU HITSU-FUCKING-GAYA
ULQUIORRA
DEIDARA
DEIDARA
THE KING OF ORAL SEX AND ORGASMS(DEIDARA)
SAI
DEIDARA
DEIDARA
AKIRA TAKIZAWA
HIDAAAAAAAAAAN!!!! KAWAIIII! (WOAH. I JUST FANGIRL'D)

MY ANIME GIRLS:

SAKURA HARUNO(LOVE)
HINATA HYUUGA(NOSE BLEED)
AMU HINAMORI(YUM. SPICY)
SAKI MORIMI
RANGIKU(NOSE BLEED)
ORIHIME(NOSE BLEED)

THINGS I LIKE:
ACTION
COMEDY
ROMANCE
SUGAR!
CEREAL
POTATOES
PIE!
CAKE!
ANIME
SEX (SAYS THE VIRGIN)
BOYS(OH YEAH!)
GIRLS(WHAT THE FUUUUUC-)
YAOI FLUFF
YURI EROTICA(WHAT THE FLUCK)

THINGS I DISLIKE:

YAOI SMUTT
YURI HENTAI
CABBAGE
BITCHES
HOSPITALS
UR MOM IN BED
PIRATES YOHO BY BOTDF
SEX WITH UR DAD
EPISODE 36 OF DEATH NOTE

DA RULEZ:

1) IF YOU FAVE MY SHIT YOU MUST COMMENT!

2) IF YOU READ MY SHIT(MORE DAN WUNSS) YOU FOLLOW

3) DON'T TOUCH MY MAMMA OR MY DORITOS

4) I HATE INO

5) I TAKE REQUESTS FOR STORIES ONLY FROM FRIENDS

6) I WILL BE ANYONE'S FRIEND

7) REQUEST A STORY!

8) I FOLLOW BACK DA NICE PEOPLES WHO FOLLOW MEH

9) DONT FLAME ME BECAUSE I IGNORE YOU

10) YOU READ MY STORIES THEN YOU HAVE SIGNED A CONTRACT IN BLOOD STATING THAT YOU WILL COMMENT.

oi also me has a deviant art! check it out! NickyLickyIsAsQuIShY is the name!

just a heads up: DOLL HOUSE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE KIND OF SAD. ALSO THERE ARE NO MORE CHAPTERS TO WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER DATE SAI UNLESS YOU GUYS FEEL LIKE SUGGESTING SOME IDEAS.

FOR THE ASS HOLES WHO LEAVE RUDE COMMENTS AND DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO LOG IN: ANONYMOUS REVIEWS WILL BE DISABLED! I'M SORRY FOR THOSE WHO LEFT NICE REVIEWS BUT YOU'RE NOW GONNA HAVE TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT.

PLUS: THE UZUMAKI DIARIES IS A DIARY! IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE WRITTEN IN PROPER FORMAT. SO THERE!

THANK YEW :3

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when . . .

-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

-Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.

-Call your semester exam a chuunin exam.

-Start using 'un', 'hn', and 'dattebayo' several times a conversation

-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".

-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

-Tell your friends about your dream to become Mizukage (believe it!)

-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names.

-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.

-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.

-Start to call your teachers Sensei.

-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.

-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.

-When someone asks you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.

-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.

-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

-Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Gaara.

-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

-Yell at Sasuke to poke Itachi's head and see how HE likes it.

-Tell your teacher that you didn't fail your test because you didn't study but because it was too troublesome

-Put a picture of Kakashi/Anko in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boy/girlfriend.

-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

-Can spout out a random character quote on command.

-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!".

-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.

-Draw a fanart for the fanfiction of a fanart just because you saw the word SasuNaru in it somewhere

-Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more.

-Start referring to your crush as your 'Cherry Blossom of Eternal Youthfulness'

-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

If more than 8 of these apply to you, copy and paste this onto your profile

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!(or characters like, ahem, Gaara. :)

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Deidara, Hidan, SASUKE, naruto, sakura, shikamaru, hinata

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuHina, SasuSaku, DeiSaku, NaruSaku, NaruHina, SakuSaso

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? no yuri. yaoi is meh. hentai :3

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? I want to..

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: naruto's frog coin purse and some posters. i own some mangas too.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? i am destined to be with SASUKE! lol jk totally Deidara.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku

9. Which team is your favorite? Team SEVEN THREESOME!

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)? stupidest shite eva mane

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? uhhhhh... DUH.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? DEIDARA!!!!!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? PRO-FUCKING-SASUKE

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? YESSSS!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? of course

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? DER DER DER

17. Sub or dub? sub

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura!!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny! and agorable

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? FUCK yeah

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? UGLEH NERDDDDD

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara-kun

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesomely weird. or weirdly awesome

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Sasuke cuz he'd have more personality. Sai too.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Look at my profile. fer-serious. i love the shit.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Bitch yeah!

27. Do you like lemons? HELL FUCKING YES

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? lol nope

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? O.O

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? O.O

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? yosh

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? YUSH

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' LMFAO I'D DIE IF MY TEACHER SAID THAT

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Life, yes. Grades, NEVER.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? no way. i spend money wisely.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? *nods vigorously*

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? pssssshhhh! stupid ass shit.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery? yes. and about 50.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? yup c:

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? yes.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? maybe...

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people. (Unless you're Deidara. And have explosives.)

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness

If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Hell is full of musical amateurs

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random I just have many thoughts

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

-sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!!

If you had a life you would stop talking about mine

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

God must love stupid people...he made so many

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.

Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

I called Sasuke gay and he hit me with his purse.

I met Nicole Richie!! No wait, that might've been a twig...

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Hi! I'm human. What're you?

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass!

Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.

If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Wherever there is life there is love

I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident

Sometimes all we need are each other

Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.

Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.

I wanted to send you something SEXY... but the mail man told me to get out of the mail box...

When you call us BITCHES we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!

Last night I lay in my bed looking up at the stars and thought to myself, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CEILING!?

Am I pissing you off-fa-fa?

We are the people our parents warned us about!

If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?

Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! ( )

I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!!

I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!

Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

In the play Hamlet, Hamlet says to be or not to be that is the question. What I wanna know is... whats the answer?

The word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" means "blood-sucking creatures."

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Gurl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Gurl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Gurl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Gurl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Gurl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Gurl: Do not enter.

Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Gurl: Unfertilized.

Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Gurl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Gurl: But would you stay there?

Guy : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Gurl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Gurl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

(if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Man He got SERVED!

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The Teasing Bet by maia.maiestas reviews
When Draco and Hermione are forced to share a dorm Draco quickly decides on making it as good as possible. But what happens when Hermione decides to play the game with him? WARNING: smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,763 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Prompt for a Romp by Timid Mew reviews
A bunch of short stories compressed together in one big pile. All of which are EreMika and AruAni.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,502 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 6/4/2015 - [Annie L., Armin A.] [Mikasa A., Eren Y.]
Best I Am by Iced Blood reviews
A series of misadventures starring the faces of the Tenth Division. Their relationship started the same way any number of relationships start: awkwardly. But things, as they say, change. Nowhere is that truer than here. HitsuMatsu.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 57 - Words: 75,418 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 1/2/2017 - Published: 5/8/2006 - [T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto] - Complete
Wasted by Queen of Pascalities reviews
He's wearing a tux and I'm sitting naked on a public bathroom floor. This is much more arousing than it probably should be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,354 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Break the Ice by Orange Sherbet reviews
So it's bad enough that Tsunade is making me join the Konoha BOYS hockey team, but now that I'm an official member I have to deal with one loud mouth blond, one angry ginger, one sexually frustrated Uchiha and a boy with an obvious dog fetish. FML.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,298 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sakura H.
Permission by RonaldWeasleyTheHero reviews
Most people had trouble figuring out when to ask for permission to do something. However, Armin Arlert had trouble figuring out when not to ask. Annie Leondhardt would have to fix that.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Armin A., Annie L.
A Woman by RonaldWeasleyTheHero reviews
Annie Leonhardt was grateful that at least one person in the world remembered that she was still a woman.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Armin A., Annie L. - Complete
Tales at Midnight by kitsune21809 reviews
A collection of erotic/romantic short stories centered mainly on Ciel and Elizabeth, may include some Sebastian/Elizabeth.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,853 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Ciel P., Elizabeth M., Sebastian M. - Complete
Better Off Dead by wingedmercury reviews
When Hinata leaves Konoha, heartbroken but resolute, the last person she expects to see over the rim of her tea cup is him. "You look like you've just seen a ghost," he smirks, and Hinata thinks that some people are just better off dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,768 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Chasing Paper Tigers Like Dreams by Child of the Ashes reviews
In which Orihime has trouble saying no and Ichigo doesn't.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,791 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Randy Man's Playbook by BittyBlueEyes reviews
A very unique book finds its way to the hands of Draco Malfoy - A book that, if utilized well, could help him fulfill his fantasies. A collaboration story with fourfeetelvn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,067 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Pick up lines by Hyacynthianna reviews
Where Kiba can't just take a hint, Ino is drunk, and there are two guys in-between. Just a short fluff for Ino and Kiba. No flames please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
a chocolate mock tale by alice hattercandy reviews
o15: "Let's try something..." COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,568 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Fear of Falling by Orange Sherbet reviews
Tsunade's finally decided to do something about Sakura's irrational fear of men. She can only hope that her little girl won't lose all innocence at Konoha's Academy for Boys. "Sasuke...why are my tampons in your room?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sakura H.
Lost in Translation by kaotic312 reviews
The un-seen courtship of two very stubborn people. Bulma started it, only she had no clue what she was offering. Earth to Saiyan, some things just don't translate well! Bulma/Vegeta
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,824 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Ikuto in Heat by Hachimisu reviews
When spring comes around, cats go into heat. Ikuto is no exception. Amuto lemon. ONESHOT COLLECTION
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,654 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
MASTER's Folder by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
This folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories which MASTER writes and stores away in a neatly organized digital filing cabinet on the hard drive. So please do not delete any files you view. Be aware that anything can happen in this neat but packed folder. All ratings in the digital filing cabinet range from K to M.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 89,485 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Yours For a Day by kehkanSKlover reviews
WARNING! LEMONS...Lots and lots of lemons. SXS Seto Kaiba loved control-no, he needed it. He loved breaking women. He didn't know which he liked more. His need or love, but then again he never had to choose, at least until a certain red head caught him
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,430 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - S. Kaiba, Shizuka K./Serenity W. - Complete
Make It Hurt by VampbaitInfinity reviews
Nudge's sexual dreams about Iggy are forced out of her and Iggy wants to know her view on them. And he doesn't take no for an answer. NudgexIggy Niggy Lemons OF COURSE! YOU KNOW HOW I ROLL! :P
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,215 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Iggy, Nudge - Complete
Mihael Keehl's Incredibly No Good, Very Bad Year by xElementFivex reviews
Mello's diary. His thoughts on everything from Near's undying hatred to Matt's potential case of rabies. Life isn't any easier just because you're a hot, leather wearing genius.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Mello
Games by Duklyon Rose reviews
Yachiru and Toushiro mature through the ages, and so do the games she likes to drag him into. Hitsuchiru
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - T. Hitsugaya, Yachiru K.
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3467 - Favs: 5,180 - Follows: 2,806 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Dusk Saga by PitFTW reviews
Of three things I was sure. First, Link was a unicorn. Second, there was some part of him- and I didn't know how dominant that part might be- that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,942 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Link, Zelda/Sheik
Something from a dream by Natarie reviews
Meryl spends the night at Vash's house, in Vash's bed. Words are had. Kisses are exchanged. Sexual tension is resolved. PWP *porn with plot (or at least decent characterization and backstory)! One-Shot
Trigun - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,078 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Meryl, Vash - Complete
Tainting the Roses Red by Child of the Ashes reviews
Ichigo knew he could be thick headed. He almost always learned things the hard way, but about this, he couldn't be making mistakes. His hollow was playing a dangerous game, one that somehow involved Inoue.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 107,347 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by kehkanSKlover reviews
Kaiba is wandering the halls of his Blimp in Battle City, bored and annoyed, until he hears a weird noise that changes his entire attitude. SetoXSerenity Rated for Lemons in very first and later chapters. Warning, If you do not like lemons, do not read.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,984 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Shizuka K./Serenity W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Stab, Smile, and Repeat by Awesome Anonymous reviews
He was amazing, smart, and handsome, but he had a girlfriend. Simple solution? She had to be removed — figuratively or literally. Sasuke/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Book Dazzle by XxMoonlightCharmxX reviews
SasoSaku - Sometimes things just didn't go her way.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Confectionery by Awesome Anonymous reviews
:Sasuke/Hinata: After a night of "fun", Hinata wakes up next to a man she's always hated: Sasuke Uchiha. Yet, they're in the same bed, with wedding rings, and he refuses to give her a divorce. What is a girl to do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,463 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Bases by Kryalla Orchid reviews
It's kind of hard when the Boy Wonder's Tamaranian girlfriend has a different set of bases than he does. Teenage awkwardness abounds. Complete.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,088 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - [Robin, Starfire] - Complete
Happiness by WitchyGirl99 reviews
Inuyasha is an unobservant rich bastard. He has an OCD assistant and a perverted financial planner. Enter Kagome, a woman who has her own rules on how to live. He wants sex. She wants happiness. Well, that's only what they'll admit... InuKag MirSan
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 110,772 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Teach Me Naughty by alter mind reviews
CHAPTER 10 UPDATED. It takes two twisted people to make such a naughty, naughty sex play. "Sensei, I want you to rape me." A twisted SasoxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,713 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H.
No Strings Attached by Orange Sherbet reviews
And then he kissed her, fast and hard, and Sakura had no chance to argue because she was lost in his kiss and his hands were all over her body and under her camisol and unbuttoning her jeans and-dear god, what were his fingers DOING?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
The Wits & Woes of Miss Sakura Haruno by Orange Sherbet reviews
Itachi had a kunai at my throat, Hidan had my wrists, and Deidara was sitting on my thighs. And let's not forget the fact that they were all still topless. Pakkun, I don't think we're in Konoha anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,438 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Jaken Drabbles by pammazola reviews
COMPLETE! A series of short chapters that follow Sesshomaru and Rin's relationship through the eyes of our favorite green imp. Rated M for mild language.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 38,176 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Sesshōmaru, Rin, Jaken - Complete
12 Months of Lust to find True Love by demonluver821 reviews
After being injected with a potion that makes Ichigo require Cyniclon DNA once a month to continue living, she must depend on Kisshu to have sex with her. But will Ichigo's monthly lust for Kisshu turn into something more? Not for kiddies.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,493 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Kish, Ichigo M.
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
[SakuxAkatsuki AU] She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys* [Rated for language only. Currently updating all chapters, will complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 194,970 - Reviews: 3023 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Shattered Emotions Need Books by Noble Fool reviews
Ch.1 Master of Fake Smiles Ch.2 She disgusted him but he liked it. Ch.3 Christmas Ch.4 She wondered if she could use chakra to heal a cinnamon roll. Ch.5 He would listen to the orders from a 2-year-old. SaixHinata one-shot booklet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,188 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Sai, Hinata H.
One bear and a soda coming up! by rhythmeticvagabond reviews
A cute AndoxChoco thing I came up with. Fluffy one-shot.
ChocoMimi/チョコミミ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Complete
The Abandon, The Reunion, The Family by ZeromusTrueSelf reviews
With his duty done, Akira Takizawa erases him memories once again, but not before a night of passion with Saki, They would meet again only for him to leave once more, But what happens when he returns with all of memories intact? Threeshot, Lemon, COMPLETE
Eden of The East/東のエデン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,017 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Akira, Saki - Complete
Balls Out by Orange Sherbet reviews
"So lemme get this straight-you joined Konoha High's boys soccer team to prove that girls got game, too, and now every guy on that team wants to get in your pants?" I nodded. Ino laughed, "Sakura, dear. You're screwed."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 118 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirty Talk by NothingsXSorrow reviews
The importance of learning languages is something that Mello's girl should really consider. Written for I.M. Elizabeth includes her original character Layla
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Mello - Complete
Stupid Cupid by Orange Sherbet reviews
Last summer, at the End of the Year Masquerade Ball, Sakura found her soulmate. One problem; he was wearing a mask, and there's about twenty guys who could be him. Too bad she has to kiss all of them just to find Mr. Right again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,241 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sakura H.
Wanted by Orange Sherbet reviews
Deidara: A true pyromaniac. Itachi: He needs a tan. Hidan: Therapy and medication. Tobi: WTF. How am I, Sakura Haruno, supposed to whip the most feared gang in Suna into shape? "Hidan. Be a dear and KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS." Kill me now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,186 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
No Touchy by Orange Sherbet reviews
/Go to hell, Iwa/ She was the class president, he was the town panty-chaser. They were never meant to be, but they still found a way to screw with fate. /Only if I can bring you with me, Haruno/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Better Than Revenge by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 598 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Prince Charmless by Orange Sherbet reviews
In which Sakura is a damsel and Deidara is in distress. Requested by SaRaInLove!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Two’s Company, Three’s a Crowd, What’s Nine? by Awesome Anonymous reviews
›› Sasuke x Hinata ›› Constantly dealing with these dysfunctional people and the fact that he may be a “touchophile”, Sasuke just knew he’d lose his mind sooner or later. Then again, he probably already has.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,067 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Out on Delivery by Celtic Oak reviews
In between jobs, Gaara finds himself employed as one of Kankurou's delivery men. The job clearly doesn't hold much appeal but when he finds himself delivering furniture for Dr. Haruno, he realizes it has more perks than he initially contemplated. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,707 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara
The Madness and the Cure by VesperChan reviews
They were called mad by society because they were artists. What society didn't know was that they were already mad, and that their art was the only thing that kept them sane. SakuraSasoriDeidara Lime
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,890 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
The Gayest Story by xElementFivex reviews
In a world where sarcasm is lost and cliches rule supreme, Mello is just a hapless victim to his uber-gay, border-line retarded new roommate Matt. Parody.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,526 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Mello, Matt
Why Did It Happen? by Firefly Fairy In A Bottle reviews
Mimi ponders why she's so in love with Mumu. One main question in on her mind: Why did it happen? Oneshot; lots of MumuXMimi fluff, with a bit of ChocoXAndo and even some slight MisakiXTake.
ChocoMimi/チョコミミ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Complete
The Challenge by Peachy Hikaru reviews
Kei gives Hikari a rather risque challenge... of course, being Hikari, she has to accept. Things heat up from there! LEMON Hikari x Kei : Please R&R the review sucks I'm sorry :
S.A - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Complete
Email by Sprytes reviews
You shouldn't write e-mails when drunk, especially not if you are Touya Akira...
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,885 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Akira T., Hikaru S. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 3,193 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
A Helping Hand by Laurielove reviews
Draco asks Hermione to lend him a hand ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Awareness & Annoyance of Her by AnneM.Oliver reviews
One man was highly aware of his attraction for her. The other man was annoyed by his attraction for her. It didn't matter to her, because she was oblivious to both of them. Dramione and Harmione .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,509 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Traitor Branded by EmbraceDiversity reviews
Uchiha Sasuke opens his eyes to find himself not only in the land he hates the most, but that he is at their complete mercy. He has been branded, sealed. Angry, frustrated, and bitter, he decides to take it all out on Hyuuga Hinata. Sasu/Hina. Complete. Image by LaElizO.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,429 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
special effects by reeroy reviews
Hinata wonders what exactly possessed her to marry into the dysfunctional Uchiha Clan. non massacre AU. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Arranged Marriage by Wicked42 reviews
Years before they're even married, Norman and Birch get the brilliant idea to wed their future children. Ruby x Sapphire, Brendan x May, Hoennshipping, whatever you want to call it. Crack.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Brendan/Yūki, May/Haruka - Complete
Pink Ink by Gentlewatersoul reviews
Sai has developed a special type of Ink for Sakura and waits for the most opportune time to test it out on his unsuspecting lover. This is complete, however I've developed a fondness for this little world so don't be surprised to see additional stories.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Waking Aniki by Gentlewatersoul reviews
Sasuke wakes Itachi up at night with a small problem. Uchihacest and Shouta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
1 x 3 by alter mind reviews
Final Chapter UP. AU. As a teenage prostitute, Sakura thought that she had seen the worst of lives and sex, but that was before an unfortunate meeting with 2 twisted students and 1 psychotic teacher. VERY heavy lemon. SakuraxSasukexSaixSasori
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,341 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
30 Fs for the King and Queen by lescribble reviews
Challenge: 30 themes that begin with the letter "F". Falling, Farewells, Flirting, Fascination, February, Firsts, Fu-- hmm.. what other Fs can you think of? :D Rated M for later chaps.
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,595 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Yoh A., Anna K. - Complete
The Age of Innocence by coconutmandarin reviews
“Tell me, Miss Haruno, have you ever been with a man?” And so begins her sexual awakening in the name of art.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 206 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pink Day by angel puppeteer reviews
Rape has never been this good... Especially if it's Sakura and her teeth on your zipper. “I’ll unzip your fabulous pants with my teeth.” SasuSaku. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Rules for Tobi, by the Akatsuki by Bored Katsu reviews
Tobi wants to be a good boy! The Akatsuki have made up some rules so that their newest member doesn't get killed on day one. List format except for Chapter Five. Currently being reposted for typos.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Lust and Obsession by Flamboyant Flower reviews
Hanabusa Aidou doesn’t love, he lusts. Ruka Souen doesn’t love, she obsesses.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Hanabusa A., Ruka S.
DIG VII by VesperChan reviews
Sasori never expected a pink haired girl to fall from the sky, and she never expected to fall in love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,859 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
in this white wave, i am sinking by keem reviews
He pretends that she didn’t just call him Mello in the heat of the moment; she’s not even consciously aware that she’s done it. Sayu and Near, with their misconception of what's normal. Drabble.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Near, Sayu Y. - Complete
Breathe Out, So I Can Breathe You In by WritingInTheDarkness reviews
COMPLETE Hermione is scared of sex. Draco is not. He welcomes it with open arms, and plus he has been lusting after the prude since he could utter the word Mudblood. What happens when he finds out her little secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,254 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bump on the Head by Backne reviews
When Naruto retreives Sasuke, he hits his head. In the Konoha hospital, he conjures up some delusion that he isn't Sasuke Uchiha, and that he's married to Hinata Hyuuga!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,301 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Duality by keem reviews
MxS. "Christ, Yagami, Mello thought some time later, the plastic molding of the detonator warm and slick in his sweaty palm. "Your daughter is never going to forgive me for this." He closed his eyes as he pressed the button.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,105 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Mello, Sayu Y. - Complete
Dynamism by keem reviews
First she hates him. Then she uses him. Eventually she will succumb to his charms and she will love him. The rest are just details. LxMisa.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,858 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Things That Go Bump Into The Night by Awesome Anonymous reviews
Naruto hates things that go bump into the night. Especially when it's Hinata and Sasuke because they bump every night. //SasuHina\\-//Short and Simple\\
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Caught Me by Mel-Hentai reviews
Always watched, Hinata ventures outside Konoha to relieve some pent up frustration, however she gets caught in the act. NejiHina PWP Lemony
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,291 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
The Dreadful Story of Sasori & the Stolen Bananas by Ada Kensington reviews
Hyuuga Neji, psychiatrist extraordinaire, has a little trouble with one of his patients...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Neji H., Sasori - Complete
Master's Pet by Awesome Anonymous reviews
See what happens when you don't follow the rules? ::NejiHina:: ::Mature, hence Explicitness::
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Who is? by Maesdream reviews
L and Misa debate the logistics of certain activities. She should know never to argue logic with him. LxMisaxRaito. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
12 Things on Naruto by Link and Luigi reviews
The reason for my rhyming is unknown to even me similar to Shino’s reaction when he is compared to a tree. Remember this is fun and the tune is to a song, it’s the “Twelve Days of Christmas” so be sure to sing along!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Heightened Awareness by Maesdream reviews
Why exactly were the other club members late getting to the clubroom? Was it all part of her master plan? Haruhi x Kyon oneshot. Warning for Lemon and adult content.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Laundry Day by juliagulia1017 reviews
Oneshot. Sasuke is unintentionally exposed to one of Hinata's little secrets. It's only fair that he reveal one of his own. SasuHina, because that's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it. Uh huh, uh huh. XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura Crisis by angel puppeteer reviews
He should not be here. He should not be feeling this way. So help him God. ‘Give me strength to walk away.’ [Darkfic. SasuSaku. Graphic. Explicit. Strong mature content.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 114 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gaara's Survey by Hakoro reviews
Naruto sends Gaara an email that contains a survey. Trust me, this is funny.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Unending by Archica reviews
Sasori makes a new doll for himself. SasorixSakura. DarkPossibly disturbing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Black Lace by Cleone reviews
Pancake mix: 5 dollars. Kinky black dress with white lace: 60 dollars. Waking up next to Uchiha Sasuke and finding out that you're suddenly his maid: priceless. SasuHina. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,430 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/15/2006 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Seasons of change by amwong88 reviews
COMPLETE When two very different people spend every day together, one of them either has to bend or be broken. Akito x Tohru. LEMON.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,689 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Tohru H., Akito S. - Complete
The Hyuuga Persuasion by Silverlight reviews
Tenten learns the consequences of accidentally turning down a date from Neji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete
Do It With Ishizu by penns reviews
A parody of the song 'Do It with Madonna' from a-ahem...Mokuba's POV. Check this out, please? And the LONG-awaited sequel is FINALLY here!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 10/5/2003
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,350 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete