![]() name: O.o Ramen Rehab o.O female- and yes I have fifty million (if you... copy and paste this to your profile) because this is all my friend ever sends me in e-mails -.- hahaha amber if your reading this you'll understand (you're on the inside-you can't escape!!) muahahahahahaha evil laugh...anyways... Yeah so basically all I do is copy and paste junk to my profile...and I love it :D naruto rules the fictional world! plus ninjas most definitly kick pirate butt!! (not that I'm taking sides or anything -innocent face-) Harry Potter is my favorite :) love it- im so sad the series is over:( When JK Rowling announced that Dumbledore was gay, I did a happy dance just for the sake of it! Go Dumbledore Go! :D Penguins and Squirrels are going to take over the world! Please read this I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it SAVE DARFUR!! Go to savedarfur.org to learn how to help!! If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me Anyone who has said 'Nothing is impossible" obviously have never tried slamming a revolving door. If you are one of the people who will repeatedly hit the 'GO' button when trying to make something load and scream at your computer in frustration when it doesn't work copy and paste this into your profile! Girls Somebody needs a Happy Meal. Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. 38 Things you can do when you know you’re gonna fail an exam 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "yahouuuu, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, and continue with the exam. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down , scream out "i am Nuts cake" and walk out triumphantly. 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go have a Rice-Party.) 15. At some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 21. During the exam, take slowly apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach. 22.Just scribble some funny Stuff into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, and then cough. Repeat if necessary. 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you anyway? Where's the regular Prof.?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a ?? exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 34. Hum longtime awwwwwww 35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!” rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect. 36. Collect old Pop-corn before the exam.You may want them to shout in case you get boring 37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen. 38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If at first you don't suceed, don't try skydiving. Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. (so true :( lol) 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. hahaha i love that quote know some people who would do that...drifts off into daydream about people dying...anyways... i cant believe its not butter! Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.-hhahahaha i love that! im definitly going to use that in the near future. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY! -wait a minute!? bunny is gone!! i must go find him!! If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' . . . Furbies You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, O.o ramen rehab o.O are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile. Controversial Issues: ONLY IN AMERICA... ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance ...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks ...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front ...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8 ...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter ...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke ...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages ...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place ...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horiscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing (lol me and my friends that are girls talk about our guy friends-right in front of them- and they never even notice! its great :D President Bush- yeah, not his finest moments O.O-watch this on youtube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ux3DKxxFoM its the last video that i thinks halarious "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss "Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson In my day, we didn't as why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"? watch unwritten rules on youtube its halarious Have you ever noticed that therapist broken up is the/rapist? O.O Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room? Education is important, school however, is another matter Always fogive your ememies-nothing annoys them so much. If at first you don't suceed, don't try skydiving. Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress? Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower? ahhhh, the mysteries of life |
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