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Joined 12-14-10, id: 2656533, Profile Updated: 07-09-13
Author has written 2 stories for Yume Nikki, and Vocaloid.

I'm Cricket.

Writing was once my life, and one of the few things I am good at. I really only like drawing on occasion, sitting at home in the dark, pretending I can sing, and taking an ass-load of criticism with a spoonful of sugar. Most of what I do is product of making others uncomfortable, so in the rare occasion I whip something out, it's a miracle. I think I might be running out of others to make uncomfortable.

I've turned back into a bit of a weeb and I'm super into webcomics, trying desperately to keep up with every update and make sure I'm watching at the same time.

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Blame it on the Alcohol by RedEyedGirl100 reviews
Alfred has a drunk gay British angel fall on his mailbox the day before Halloween. Not only dose the angel have the hots for him but he was kicked out of Heaven for a pretty strange reason... USxUK PrussiaxCanada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,744 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/29/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
What New York Used To Be by risokura reviews
For the first time in seven years, time had stopped. Soon, his heart would be full again. AxelRoxas AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,844 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Caught Out by MorriganFearn reviews
It does not begin with a night out. It began with the sound of Vargas' face hitting the pavement. And now, hopefully, it ends in a stranger's kitchen. Gilbert wonders when his brother is going to realize that the gun is missing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,735 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Errors and punishments by motomori reviews
William is a man of perfection and precision, he will not stand for any errors coming from a certain blond he had grown fond about as of late...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,743 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - William S., Ronald K.
Even a Dog Walks into a Pole by Tachibana6 reviews
What's the insecure Hiro to do when the teasing Tsumori invites Nowaki on a trip to America? All characters and situations other than my own belong to Shungiku Nakamura.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Hiroki K., Nowaki K. - Complete
Who Will Be Submissive? by LawlietsLullaby reviews
LXLight Lemon : Light is getting frustrated by how L was treating him...so he tries a different approach to getting what he wants...does Ryuzaki get revenge? Who will win this game? hehe read and find out...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,640 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Bordom by Killer Hetalia Fangurl reviews
Mello an Matt are normal teenage boys. And teenage boys have those unmistakable hormones that leed to some questionable activities. Warning: Heavy Yaoi and Lemon. Charracters may be OOC. I OWN NOTHING
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Dinner Etiquette by kc creation reviews
Misaki has an idea of what lovemaking should feel like, but, of course, Usagi-san has never been the conventional type.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
Happy New Year! Whoops by EnchanterX reviews
New Year in the shinigami library leaves William trapped by his persuasive blond junior, eager to get his way.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2011 - William S., Ronald K. - Complete
like a breath of fresh air by backseat compromises reviews
Matthew Williams is somewhat of a delinquent literature teacher. Alfred F. Jones is a good natured college student. Slowly, bit by bit, they fall in love...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
APH Hard Liquor by Dunsparce reviews
Wet hairy mansex. Wet hairy mansex everywhere. Edit: Yes i know that i'm picking fun at Italy. It's not that i hate Italy. He's acually my favorite character in the series. No joke guize. Also this story is a crack and i'm a dick. ಠ ಠ
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Published: 12/25/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Passion by NostalgicSchemer reviews
That was, until he heard the breathy, lusty voice coming from the microphone. His eyes widened and his cheeks heated up. SPAMANO, GERITA, Smut in second chapter Songs used more for a background thing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Secret Ingredient by bodiechan reviews
USUK. Arthur feels upset that Alfred is too self-absorbed to notice him, so he decides to take rather drastic measures involving a very strange blend of tea...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Its really Sumisempai's fault by WoahWaitWhat reviews
Misaki's present to Usagi wasn't taking the initiative. Which he does. So then what is it you ask? Its a surprise, of course! Warnings; malexmale sex, implied crossdressing.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2010 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Logic vs LustFIGHT! by Onyxlight reviews
There are some incidents in life a person never lives down... shameless comedic smut Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Thanksgiving at Wammy's by XxKat-OF-ShadowsxX reviews
It's Thanksgiving at Wammy's and Near is charged with setting the table. Big deal, right? But what happens when he walks in on Mello and Matt's fun? Mello/Matt/Near Yaoi, smutty, lemony, goodness.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Erotic Asphyxiation by Nalluliini reviews
It's been a year since the happenings in Kyoto. Muraki has established his own suicide clinic and he is actually surpised when Tsuzuki announces that he wants to commit a suicide with the doctor's assistance. Muraki POV, rated M for lemon and violence.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2010 - K. Muraki, A. Tsuzuki - Complete
Pole Position by SaneYaoiAddict reviews
While taking a train to town, Mello decides he wants to have some fun with Matt. M by popular demand. XD
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Drive Away the Night by half-breedMirage reviews
None of this. He deserved none. But he still received it, and it kept away the night. Slash. RalphxJack. Rated M for slight sexual situations.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Complete
Back from the dead by yaoifreak122 reviews
Matt and Mello are alive and Near is...horny. This is my first story so be nice please! Matt might be slightly out of character please forgive me. I forgot to put a disclaimer in the story but I don't own Death Note!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
The PWP Smut Adventures of Muraki and Tsuzuki by Kyogou reviews
The title says it all... you like hawt yaoi action? We've got it. Laugh, cry, and roll around in a ball of horniness with Muraki and Tsuzuki. WARNING:: HAWT YAOI SMUT AHEAD. Don't like? Don't read.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2010 - A. Tsuzuki, K. Muraki - Complete
The Laments of Being a Virgin by Shatterdoll reviews
Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Blackout by countess sunako reviews
There was a storm and the power just went out. Misaki was naked and Usagi was there. Need i say more? Completely PWP there is a plot, but you need a magnifying glass to see it . I totally suck at summaries. :
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/8/2010 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Anatomically Correct by Hazel-Beka reviews
Alfred wants to know which places in England the different parts of Arthur's body represent. Arthur wants to know whether this sudden interest is just a really weird kink. PWP, established USUK. Now including a chapter where Arthur maps out Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
who to love by Roxime reviews
Namine loves Roxas, he loves and is with Axel, Roxas begins to think Axel is cheating with other guys... is it true and will he just run to Namine and love her instead of Axel? He will soon learn to choose who to love.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Naminé, Roxas
The Games We Play by Shatterdoll reviews
Romano has been missing for nearly a month and the search for him is proving fruitless. However, his captor might be closer to home and far more unexpected than any of them could have ever imagined... Sadistic!ItalyxRomano. M for torture/abuse, rape.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/11/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Surprise Gifts by Gryvon reviews
Nowaki buys a special surprise gift for Hiroki.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/9/2009 - [Nowaki K., Hiroki K.] - Complete
Usagi Sucks at Phone Sex by sugabears reviews
I wrote this story after I saw someone's avatar with this title and thought it would be so funny if Misaki could do this better than Usagi, since he is supposed to be the more "experienced" one.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
0200 Hours by Arileo reviews
Early in the morning, Snake contemplates.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2009 - S. Snake, Otacon/Hal E. - Complete
The End of Innocence by Decembers-Coldest-Rain reviews
AU; Puberty has hit the island, and it's caught both Jack and Ralph in its tumultuous winds. PWP
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Complete
The Surprise by fevertrip reviews
Usami has two surprises for Misaki. One is "nice", the other is "really, really nice". You can also look at my profile for a link to an artist's rendering of this surprise!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Complete
Sensitive Seduction by Sara Moon reviews
“…they were truly lovers and nothing less…a feeling he never wanted to let go of…” Ueno-kun x Aki-chan, Yaoi
Sensitive Pornograph/センシティブ・ポルノグラフ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Ueno, Aki - Complete
Violent nature, reminiscing love by diablaa reviews
In a brief moment of humanity, he remembers a boy who was the closest thing to living he has ever had. JackSimon Slash MATURE. Oneshot.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Private Sessions by midnight-cat reviews
Usagi-san gets a massage at the onsen. Cue a jealous Misaki as he takes matters into his own hands.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Let Me Clean It by Missus Ann reviews
Oneshot Over the past week, Hiroki has been having problems with chapped lips. One rendezvous after school with Nowaki, his lip starts bleeding and Nowaki decides to 'clean' it. What will Hiroki's response be?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Cherry Recipe by vampkiss reviews
Misaki is trying to get rid of all the cherries. Sort of a sequel to my first fic, 'Popping the Cherry', but can be read alone. complete
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
Popping the Cherry by vampkiss reviews
Misaki receives more cherries and Usami thinks of an interesting way to use them. one-shot, complete
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
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Monochrome Dream Eater reviews
Have you had a scary dream? Let me eat is all.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Len K.
Dreams
This is a transmission straight from dreamland.. to you. End of a drabble that turned out quite long. Good reviews will end in reward for more! I do not own Yume Nikki, but if I did I'd be a genius!
Yume Nikki - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Seccom Masada