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In Which Harry Occupies His Lap by
MissRhi reviews
"I'm sitting on your lap." "You've already said that, Potter." In Which Harry has the most misfortune of occupying Draco's lap. Drarry:DracoHarry Romione: RonHermione BlaiseRon PansyHermione onesided: GinnyHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,346 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
White Lies by
Cassis Luna reviews
(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,625 - Reviews: 2080 - Favs: 5,566 - Follows: 2,845 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's a Vampire Thing by
pinaygurl28 reviews
AU SLASH. first chaptered story.R&R! Draco finds out he is half vampire and that his mate is Muggle!Harry! or is he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,944 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Teddy Bear Troubles and Other Such Oddities by
Kandakicksass reviews
During potions tutoring with a certain blonde, Harry makes a big mistake. Now he's stuck with a four year old aging a year a week, and he's not sure the boy will make it back to eighteen without turning his world upside down in all sorts of ways. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pet Me Potter by
Alazara reviews
Sometimes It takes a little mistake to get something good ;
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Updated: 8/11/2015 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fake British Accents by
randomqueenwilla reviews
Linda and I get transported into Harry Potter where Lockhart is a creep, Ron is unimportant, Snape has a pretty wand, Tea leaves foretell my death, and we find a psychotic diary to play with. Crack fic with hints at the original HP plot. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,030 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Severus S., Voldemort, OC
New Pet by
TheKillerPinecone reviews
Ciel's A neko Sebastian's a clothes designer, misadventures happen and sex, Read it, I don't update often but its still active. Oh Grell and William and Claude and Alois happen too. sometimes, kinda
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,740 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 7/11/2015 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., Alois T., Claude F.
50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by
Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
30 Reasons Why Remus Should Choose Sirius by
Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Sirius is fed up with Tonks' endless flirting with Remus and decides to write a list of reasons why Remus should stay with him. 1 Sirius is a man...2 ...A manly man...3 ...with a cock...4 ...a big one...5 ...That Remus would miss. RLSB SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Peel Off The Masks by
puppy-on-crack reviews
A random guy runs into the great hall... panic ensues... Harry leaves for 3 days, leaving the guy and his place... He knows harry's secrets and will tell them all... bad summary good story... H/D H/OC Dont like boyxboy dont read! rated M just in case. Warning, the ending kind of sucks. at least I think so
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,020 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Brilliant Book of Pick Up Lines by
Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
50 Things James Potter Is Not Allowed To Do by
Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Lily writes a list of things that James is forbidden to do. 4 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst wearing a bright pink tutu and ballet shoes. 5 Sing 'I'm Too Sexy' whilst attempting to grope McGonagall. FOURTH ONESHOT POSTED :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
How to Seduce Draco Malfoy by
Hanyou-Foxgirl reviews
Because it was all Narcissa's fault, really. Harry/Draco AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,826 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blonde Jokes by
LunaPadma reviews
Every day, Astoria Greengrass comes up to him and tells him another stupid joke. Every day, he doesn't get it. And yet, every day she comes back with a new one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G.
Birthday Love Calendar by
AMT149 reviews
Harry tries to woo his Auror partner Draco into loving him back by his birthday while on a mission in Hong Kong. ON HOLD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,200 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
To Prank A Potter by
la z boy reviews
In his 7th year at Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy becomes the temporary guardian of the son of a dead Death Eater. And together, the two of them set out to make Harry's year a living hell through endless pranks. Joint fic with me and Thanatos Angelos Girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,529 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Draco M., OC
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by
Tallianna reviews
Inspiration for this fic stems purely from a bunch of icons I saw a couple of years ago and just absolutely loved. Follow the gang as they try to be happy in the middle of rather dark happenings. Warning: CONTAINS SLASH! Don't like, don't read, obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Erotic Laces by
KeepsakeKey reviews
After Sebastian saves Ciel from being sold by the Viscount, he and Ciel switch roles. Takes place during episode 4, sex scene.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Plan by
JohnnysGotAnAddiction reviews
The jig is up and Draco's parents have found the gay porn stashed in his hideaway. But why be mad when it can be used to their advantage? Especially when they have their sights set on a certain Hero in order to complete The Plan... Humour/Mystery/Drama
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,767 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Dear fanfiction writers, by
H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2500 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Artificial Love by
XxHarry-DracoxX reviews
I guess the only way to get rid of these girls is to date Malfoy, Harry thought and brushed his hand against his blond potion partner's thigh/"Will you go out with me, Draco?"/"No, Potter!"/"Please?"/"Get lost! I'm not interested!"/ Ginny-Bashing. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,687 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
This Valentine's Day, say it with ferrets by
dantemalfoy reviews
Draco/Harry slash, mature content. The adventures of the Ferret and the pregnant Auror, brought to you courtesy of Google's autofill response on a Valentine's Day, and three lj friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,758 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Sexting by
Blossom Utonium reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru are busy 'sexting' in the middle of class. So what happens when Kaoru desides he wants to play Seme? Cussing and Yaoi all the way through, and lemon in the next few chapters...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Harry Tells the Truth by
CielLover4eva reviews
The Potter characters are not happy with J.K. Rowling... She's been Lying! Can you handle the truth? well... just read to find out... rated M for excessive use of adult language, and pervy humor... just to be safe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Nippy by
schycosamri reviews
Harry and Draco are shopping for last minute Christmas Gifts. Oh gods, Why! Unspecified AU in which Draco rants about pointless things. HPDM. SLASH. A Mostly Pointless Fluffy Humorous Drabble. Rated M for adult conversations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The mating of Wizards by
KOHANAISYOURMASTER reviews
This is what happens when a cute submissive wizard gets the wand of the dominate wizard in his face. And what the dominate does. LEMON! DRARRY! MPREG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 150 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco is Not a BleachBlond by
kc404duh reviews
Crack, only in that Draco is a total queen. He and Harry get into a fight and Harry accuses him of bleaching his hair. A fight and smut ensue, including Gryffindor-themed skirts and socks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Staying For Dessert by
HPFangirl71 reviews
Written for my friend lijahlover who gave he prompt of Draco teasing Harry during a dinner at the manor and driving Harry to distraction... This story is Slash! Do Not Flame! Also Pure Smut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Prostate Examinations by
Sinclairum reviews
Definition of OH NO: noun, the feeling you get when you realise that Healer Draco Malfoy is going to perform a prostate examination on you….and it's turning you on. SLASH DMHP/HPDM Drarry Post TDH, Pre-epilogue Rated M for language and sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 129 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Little Tied Up by
Fr333bird reviews
Draco gets on the wrong side of Blaise but Harry is in the right place at the right time to help him out. Contains VERY explicit adult content and slash, mild bondage, fluff. Main pairing Draco/Harry with a tiny bit of Draco/Blaise early in chapter 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,170 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hide that Potion by
Nnoitra-Szayel reviews
Draco brews a potion he means to give to Harry, but what happens when the boy-who-lived walks in on him wearing only a cloak and a lacey blue thong? drarry. bottom!Draco. based off ile-o's comic of the same title
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Not Incest, It's Masturbation by
PerplexingParadox reviews
Harry stumbles across something that he really did NOT intend to see. Luckily for him, the twins have a perfectly reasonable explanation for him. Lemon PWP One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Mischievous Type by
Isolation and Tea reviews
When the twin's gave Harry a boxset of the popular anime Ouran High School Host Club he never could have imagined that it would have led to this. Fred/George/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
Voice: A Story in Three Parts by
QueenGen reviews
Hogwarts is as loony as ever. Well, maybe a little loonier. Naive! Harry and Prankster! Draco. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,505 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
While in Detention by
artemys stone reviews
While in detention, Draco finds sometimes you gotta get dirty to get clean. Sorry bad summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pick Up Lines by
thewinchestersangel reviews
Draco tries to convince Harry to go out with him. A Dialogue-Only Practice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
World Wide Wizards by
Sevfan reviews
Technophile Draco encourages technophobe Harry to use the computer, with unexpected results. Double drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter commented on Draco Malfoy's status by
ninalyta reviews
TRANSLATION! Internet at Hogwarts, wizards on Facebook... But why does everyone want to post on Draco's wall?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Apples by
phix27 reviews
Harry Potter really enjoys apples and one day, Draco Malfoy notices. Drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Manhole by
InsaneOrange reviews
Draco Malfoy falls into a manhole. An absurd, pointless and senseless fic which rests on pure implications! Unbeated. Rated T for the said implications..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Letters from the Malfoys by
Shaunica reviews
So me and my bestest friend/co-writer wondered what it would be like if the Malfoys wrote letters to their acquaintances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Love like woe by
bleedforyou reviews
Harry really should've gotten candy hearts instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
France's Revenge by
Pleasing.the.Yaoi.Gods reviews
France has a score to settle and Canada can help. Lemon, humor, and pissing off England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/18/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Perpendicular by
Sorrel Forbes reviews
Harry misguidedly calls an angular git 'perpendicular'. Pointed and provocative wordplay ensues. They square their differences in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chibi by
nekluvshp reviews
Harry has a discussion with his son. And why are Draco's robes pink? COMPLETE?, M/M, MPreg, WAFF
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,789 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Playing Keepaway by
Tondayala Cherise Dupre reviews
Harry visits Malfoy Manor to give Draco his wand back. Needless to say, things don't exactly go as planned... warnings for bad language, EWE, minor mature themes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,261 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Cake or Death by
Sara's Girl reviews
Potter has cake. How rude. DrabbleFAIL for dysonrules. HPDM. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Daftness ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Revenge with Red HairDye by
Ginevra99 reviews
"The plan was all set. It was fool proof, I mean Fred and George made it after all. The plan contained, stealth, sneaking, careful planning, and of course, red hair dye." Fred and George are up to their old tricks. Oneshot. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Fred W., Draco M. - Complete
Chocolate cake by
dracoharrylover reviews
Harry and Draco fight over Harry's peice of cake but Draco knows how to make him cave! I didn't know what rating i should give this so I'm just gonna put this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Messages in Inappropriate Places by
Pleasing.the.Yaoi.Gods reviews
Draco Malfoy is having a good day but then it becomes perfect when he discovers Harry Potter asleep and on his stomach, and really how can he pass up such a wonderful oppertunity such as this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Want Some Cake? by
DNAlchemist77 reviews
Bad things happen when L gets bored.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Apocalypse Now by
whimsycality reviews
Crackish AU 7th year fluffy fic. The war is over and done with, no one that matters died, and everyone's back at Hogwarts. Harry, Draco, and friends discuss what they would do during a zombie apocalypse. H/D established couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2011 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Clothing Calamities by
Crazy4Moony reviews
Draco never expected taking a relationship to the next level could bring so much trouble. Who expects wearing each other's clothes to be an obstacle anyway? He still can't find it in himself to object to Ron's wishes when he uses that gruff voice of his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - [Draco M., Ron W.] Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
wFML by
Aeromance reviews
"Today, I shagged my boyfriend for the first time. Wanting to impress me, he attempted to cast engorgio on his 'wand'. He missed and ended up making his knuts at least double galleon sized. FML."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bony Arse by
demigod4ever123 reviews
"Draco gasped and fell off Harry's lap. 'HOW DARE YOU? My bum is beautiful, dammit'" DracoxHarry oneshot. Rnr?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Why Gummy Bears are Forbidden by
inkyreads reviews
Draco, plus gummy bears, equals BAD! One-shot! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Beer, Boyfriends and Bedroom Talk by
Sophia Clark reviews
Hermione is in for a shock when she pays her boyfriend a visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Foolproof Plan by
radcliffe bass reviews
Draco Malfoy would do anything to get to know Harry Potter better. It's a good thing certain abilities run in the Black family. *slash, shounen ai - please skip if you don't like the genre, thank you!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Demon's at Hogwarts Rewrite by
La La the weird bipolar girl reviews
Harry is not the same as he was when he left Hogwarts. Everyone wants to know why the golden trio is no more. And what is with all those foxes? An who are the two boys hanging all over Harry calling him master, and why is Draco so jealous? Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Draco's Deadly Sins by
Paris in December reviews
According to Harry, Draco covered most of the deadly sins before he even came to Hogwarts. Written for the HPFC Seven Deadly Sins Challenge. Pairings include Blaise/Parvati, Harry/Pansy, one-sided Draco/Padma. Chapters: 2/7. Never Tell series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Oh by
Magnolia Sparrow-Bane-Torres reviews
. . . I cannot currently think of a summary. Drarry. Very confused/mad Harry. Please excuse this fail description though. Dangit! I am again rambling. I shall just say holy cheese wheels and leave it at that! :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
When the couch calls by
paddylover2007 reviews
Draco forgets one key piece of advice which is"Don't be a fool, wrap your tool." now He's dealing with a hormonal hysterical Harry and he gets to know the Evil lumpy couch of doom, very well. Poor poor Draco, Don't worry your still Harry's Snookie Bear!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
How Slytherin got its Reputation by
Felice09 reviews
Ever wondered how Slytherin got its reputation for just being so ... badass? We all know that Draco Malfoy is a contributing factor. An exploration into the factors behind Slytherin's reputation through the eyes of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Aural Sex by
simeysgirl reviews
Harry is having problems with his hearing - what could be the matter? Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Extremely Mean Boggart Prank by
Serpent.Heart reviews
The Golden Trio are up to something that will surely get them in trouble-or at least, Hermione thinks so. They've set up a boggart to scare Draco Malfoy. But, just why is Harry so neverous? DMHP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pure Poetry by
hevaann reviews
Drarry Silliness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Freaking Potter by
chocolateamour reviews
Harry Potter's awesome life in a VERY short story. Not realistic at all. Warning! Slight sexual scenes. Well, not really. Enjoy: (Oh my god what is this story. Sorry for typos, I wrote this at like 4 am.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Half Baked Plans by
anonwhat reviews
Draco's had a bad day, and Harry is acting suspiciously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Male Bonding by
SilveryMoon34 reviews
Harry's love life sucks, and Draco's just the guy to help fix it. Some mild Drarry later on. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,150 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by
victorycee reviews
A turn of events in Defence Against the Dark Arts class causes a certain turn of events for one Draco Malfoy. Warning for Slash, Harry/Draco, Language and mature themes. Rating will change. -In Progress-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Chosen One by
Trina-Lee reviews
Drarry drabble. Just playing with this pairing. - Harry spies on Draco and gets caught. Then after a bit of rough housing and the 'who-can-shock-who-the-most' game, things take a slight romantic turn.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Narcissism by
lunakatrina reviews
It all started with a bit of unfortunate timing. AU, doesn't really follow the later books, gen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,409 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dragons Are Hot Lovers by
anonwhat reviews
Ron spots an interesting bumper sticker.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slave Auction by
SilVeR-EyeS-93 reviews
Draco knew that the concept of Slytherins giving to charity was doomed from the beginning. A very bad idea. Which is why, when he is temporarily sold off to Harry Potter to raise money, he is a little more than unhappy. H/D Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 154 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Stuck On You by
I am Frankenteen reviews
Harry loves to doodle on his sticky notes. Usually he gathers the wasted paper to use as amo against Ron. Except for one. One that Malfoy ends up finding. Through the anonymous notes, the two begin an unusual friendship, that quickly turns into more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,286 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Peppermint by
ConstantComment reviews
Harry Potter was not a picky sort of fellow. The one thing he could not stand, however, was peppermint.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Missing Snitch by
PiratexTucker reviews
Harry has lost the Snitch that Dumbledore had left him, He's upset, but Draco promises that it will be found. What he doesn't expect is to get a nice surprise with it as well. DracoXHarry ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Doing it Properly by
WootYaoi reviews
Harry considers employing the spell Hermione taught him, but quickly decides that he probably wouldn't even trust Dumbledore himself with a wand near his nether regions, and pulls his trousers up the old-fashioned way. NONSENSE HUMOUR, TROUSERS, H/D SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Utterly Bamboozled by
I am Frankenteen reviews
Harry and Draco are sent on an alcohol run which, undoubtedly, they mess up. They soon find themselves lost, drunk, and utterly bored. The only thing left to do is get along. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Expelliwhatness? by
Panduh-Fox-love reviews
All he wanted to do was get away from his abusive uncle and find a nice little hole to crawl into. But noooo, Harry's expected to kill a dark wizard armed with a stick. Decisions, decisions. Slightly dark Harry. DracoXHarry some smut later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Theft by
FountainOfPens reviews
Draco seeks retribution for the theft of his diary on Harry Potter, who he's sure has stolen it. Only Harry doesn't react to his accusations with the usual insults and derision. Oh no. That would be too easy. Draco hates his life. HPDM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
50 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape by
Lupa Dracolis reviews
In which Snape gets rick rolled, loses the game, gets sneezed on, gets charmed red and gold, and followed around by a bottle of shampoo. T because I wouldn't feel safe otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
The Imaginary Competitor by
darkenedcrystal reviews
"Listen. I need to make Draco jealous so that he'll regret rejecting me. I just need you two to make out so that I can take notes and do it by myself!" Harry smirked. "Do you guys know what an Imaginary friend is?" HPDM SLASH. Imagination is running wild.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dares, Alcohol, and Bets by
MiffyMars reviews
Things are brewing during winter break in Hogwarts, when Harry and Ron are asked to retrieve something for Fred and George. But it won't be easy. What will they all encounter on this fateful night? Read to find out. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Just A Walk by
ShutUpAndWrite reviews
Harry is confined to the hospital wing after a nasty accident with a bludger. A strange encounter with Malfoy ensues, and Harry becomes curious as to what exactly is happening. By the end of the following night, he has found himself a new boy toy :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Order up! by
GoldenQuill07 reviews
An alternate universe fiction, no Voldemort and maybe no magic. Not sure yet. Harry works at a resturant doing the dirtiest jobs. What happens when Draco comes along and discovers his hidden talent!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,514 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Vampire Cats by
bkcgirl reviews
Harry and Draco get turned into cats and then into vampires. Slash hp/dm oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Moody Hogwarts by
Chocolatekat reviews
What would happen if Hogwarts decided to take a more active roll in the students relationships in her Halls? Girl/Girl,Guy/Guy, Girl/Guy/Guy Disclaimer: I own no Harry Potter Characters or location. I own no references to Pure Dead Magic by Debi Glior
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by
Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
Sticks and stones and feet belonging to arseholes may break my bones, but - bloody hell, Malfoy! Be careful where you shove that thing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Twists and Turns by
SyrupylikeBreakfastinMontag reviews
As part of their auror training, Harry & Draco get stuck in a maze with only each other and a map to use to get out. But will they be too distracted by each other to focus on navigating? Harry/Draco Draco/Harry HP/DM DM/HP Contains slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,891 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Raindrops by
peter-pan-equals-luv reviews
*COMPLETE* Harry decides to go skinny dipping. That means Draco must join him, right? M for a reason, plus light bondage
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
My Little Brother 3 : Harry's Revenge! by
Horriblefreak reviews
If you thought Draco was a pervert, Harry might just surprise you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Now Pronounce You Ron & Draco by
seanbiggerstaffrox reviews
Due to a new Wizard Law Ron & Draco are being forced to marry. Pairing: Measley of course Malfoy/Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,583 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Draco M., Ron W.
Intoxicating Closet Love by
LovelyKai reviews
Chased into an awkward situation, Draco decides to make the best of it... Crack fic! Draco/Harry Lavender and Pansy bashing... sort of... :/
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fancy a dance? by
hoshi'lite reviews
Harry has a plan for a little fun at a local nightclub but just who he has fun with is a surprise... Harry/Fred/George THRESOME!FIC M/M HIGHLY SEXUAL CONTENT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Sticks in a Forest by
pinaygurl28 reviews
a little chat between harry and draco. dialogue fic. my first fic. R&R please. much needed. T to be safe..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unkempt Desire by
anonwhat reviews
Whatever kind of day it is, whatever style Harry's hair takes, the one constant is that Draco will be secretly fawning over it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
scatterbrained by
Hobster reviews
Harry's just a bit too busy to remember that he's got a boyfriend.. HPDM Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nightly Interruptions by
Uzoh reviews
One-shot! When someone disturbes Harrys oh-so-wonderful sleep, he certainly didn't expect it to be Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Playing with Harry Potter by
BannanaFish reviews
The Weasley Twins are up to their usual pranks. This time involving one Harry Potter. Will be chapter series. M rating for later content. Introduction currently written.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Practicing by
bleedforyou reviews
Draco is driving Harry insane... slash. SEX. fluff. rimming. ewe. oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sweat Baby Sweat by
bleedforyou reviews
Draco is a personal exercise trainer. Harry has some muscles he really needs to exercise... slash. sexual suggestion. fluff. ewe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
When Ron is Angry by
bleedforyou reviews
When Harry won't stop yapping about his new crush, Ron gets a little...testy... slash. fluff. humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Snuggling, Cuddling, and PlushieHugging by
bleedforyou reviews
Today is a very humiliating day for Draco Malfoy... slash. fluff. sex. ewe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shut Up! by
DaDemonLovesMalfoy reviews
Harry and Draco have their problems, but nothing a quick song and two houses support can't fix! Songfic. Drarry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Busted by
Seraphim Faust reviews
The boy who lived is in a secret relationship with someone. Then one monday morning he got busted... wearing a slytherin tie. Watch, read,technicalities;honestly! Hilarity will ensue and will romance bloom and watch Harry's inner slytherin sneakiness come out. NEWLY REVISED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Looking Through The Glass by
thepretender501 reviews
Harry is delighted to receive a gift from Draco, but let's not forget Draco is a Slytherin. Warnings: EWE, Slash, language, sexy situations, drabble 500 words
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Breakfast Surprises by
CatastrophicMeltdown reviews
*SLASH/FEMSLASH* It had started out a day like any other. And then Harry Potter walked into the Great Hall. And all Hell broke loose. A bit cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Harry Potter crack fic by
Pokemon Lover 666 reviews
When Nina -me- wakes up from a dream where she met Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton, stories like this are impossible to avoid. Well, rated T for language and hints of 'adult themes' XD Drarry and Fred X George
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bathroom Scale by
Skandar-Loves-Redvines reviews
"As kind as the thought was, Malfoy, please explain to me why I would possibly need a bathroom scale." Features Snarky!Draco and Clueless!Harry. Written for the Awkward Christmas Gift Challenge on HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chocolate by
FanofBellaandEdward reviews
Harry has trouble with getting his chocolate on his bread. Thankfully, Draco is there to help him with it. Slash, fluff, Drarry, silly drabble. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/10/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Harry and Draco's Excellent Adventure by
Froody reviews
"Despite the wretched pounding in his head and the fact that he was about to be burnt alive, Harry found it within himself to have a snigger at Malfoy's expense." - The boys use a Time-Turner to avoid failing History of Magic, with most excellent results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,953 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Absolute Ferret by
imbananasfordananas reviews
Harry's thoughts on the subjuct of Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
What A Way To Start The Weekend by
ForeverThisWay reviews
Harry Potter, One Lie and one very annoyed Slytherin. Not the best summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pitching a Tent by
The Leopardess reviews
Set in book three in the tent. Cold and secluded, Jacob's fantasies take an interesting turn and Edward's follow. Will Bella wake up? Jacob/Edward erotica.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Edward, Jacob
Wild Garden by
RonsPigwidgeon reviews
The spell was supposed to make Draco's garden more beautiful and abundant. Instead, the plants have gone insane and are trying to break into the house. Will he be able to find a solution in time to host a Beltane festival? Snape/Harry/Draco threesome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,111 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Mr & Mr PotterMalfoy and the Treasure Hunt of Doom by
hereticalvision reviews
Misplaced heirlooms, doting grandmas, guards in the basement and crayon on the chaise-longue. Parenthood is much rougher than saving the world. SLASH HPDM, plus Narcissa, Al and Scorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I am not the Grim Reaper! by
ShyRaven23 reviews
Halloween drabble. Just why is Draco being chased by Harry around their house after they've come back from their Halloween party? What does it have to do with Draco's Halloween costume? Draco/Harry and Ron/Hermione pairing, crackfic. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Happenings ADV by
RoseHarrow reviews
A one-shot of how Harry and Draco could have gotten together following the final battle. Involves crossdressing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What If They Found Out? by
Galadriell reviews
Just as the title suggest, what if they found out? Real world meets fan fiction. Each chapter is a different one-shot, where each pairing finds out about their adventures in FFN.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Stone that does Stuff by
PyjamaShark reviews
Harry Potter's fist year at hogwarts and things are gettin crazy fast. Violent girls, hyperactive boys, and lots of stabbing things is only the tip of the hypothetic iceburg. So read pee your pants, pee in your friends pants, but not at the same time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Harry P.
Not Only in Fairy Tales by
Zoomi reviews
There's a "bug" that's spreading through Hogwarts, people fainting left and right. What's Harry going to do when he can't figure out if he's awake or if he's still dreaming? DMHP. Crack fic. Lots of Cliche.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,292 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Nude by
SuchSights reviews
Draco is celebrating getting Harry and Twins a life long Quidditch ban in the Hog's Head when the twins arrive looking to get drunk... Expect both Fire Whiskey and fire crotches before its done! Draco/Fred/George slashy goodness inside - be warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Draco M., Fred W.
Midnight Duet by
MrMissMrs Random reviews
Fang hears Iggy 'preforming' during the night and decides to join him in a duet. Figgy. Could be considered a prequel to "The Whole Truth", or read by itself. Rated T for a reason.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Wedding Gown by
Pam The Clam reviews
Draco and Harry trying to pick the perfect outfit for their wedding. Drabble, Drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Truth about Harry Potter by
CaramelAriana reviews
Just a fun little ficlet in which I interview some characters to find out the truth about the Harry Potter stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pass the Bottle by
Froody reviews
In which Harry is locked in Hagrid's cabin with Malfoy and a bottle of Firewhiskey.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mind the Gap by
caveat lector reviews
Fred and George get drunk on rum. Things get slightly silly and incest is in the air. FredxGeorge, rated for language, incest and overuse of the name 'Percy'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,835 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
I Have No Idea: Flying To China by
potato4 reviews
Ron's on his way to China! What happens when a worker tries to stop him, Luna's flying the plane, Draco's a flight attendant in a skimpy uniform, Ginny's sitting behind him, and Harry's in a superhero costume? THIRD PART OF THE "I HAVE NO IDEA" SERIES!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
I Have No Idea by
potato4 reviews
Hermione is locked in a tower. Draco is underneath. Voldemort is craving frozen yogurt. And somewhere in China, Harry stubbed his toe. PARODY FIC. Twist at the end!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just What the Doctor Ordered by
Madame Zephyrus reviews
Short flufflet on how adorable a Malfoy can be after a dentist appointment. Slash Harry/Draco Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Snoring by
Indee reviews
Draco is forced to stay in a hotel with Harry. Problem is, Harry has a cold. And he snores. Oneshot. Slight H/D but not really .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Terms of Bereavement by
maenhi reviews
It's Draco's 30th birthday, and certainly not too early for a small midlife crisis. H/D.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
50 Things Fred and George Can't Do by
carlathecreator reviews
Mrs. Weasley is fed up with the twins and makes a list of things they can't do. AU Rated M for language and slash. 2nd fanfic. Read and review! Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Boy Who Pooted by
TheLyraAnn reviews
Its self explanitory with the title. Characters are OOC to fit the plot or lack there of . Please R & R they make me happy and fuel me urge to write.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Consequences of Boredom by
crazyhippie15-09 reviews
What do you get when two very mischievous twins are bored? What happens to poor Harry when he is in the wrong place at the wrong time? The twins decide to have some fun and tease poor little Harry to his whit’s end.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Fred W., George W.
Getting To The Bottom Of Things by
SlackJawedSmurf reviews
Harry knows he has some very important questions to ask Malfoy. Being drunk just makes the whole thing easier. 'Are you nefarious' 'Yes. And dastardly. Incredibly dastardly.' Harry/Draco, alcohol. And hopefully a little humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
No, I'm not on Felix Felicis by
static-harmony reviews
Harry Potter was giddy. So much so that he was skipping, yes skipping, to the Great Hall for breakfast one morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Importance of Shoes by
Mello McQueen reviews
Draco thinks Muggles are crazy and suicidal. Harry cannot really disagree. Shoeless Day
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Contrariant Captivation by
MairiNathaira reviews
SLASH WARNING! At Hogwarts University, Ron, a rich fashion model, and Draco, an excellent but poor pianist, meet and clash against each other. Will they learn to tango together or will they assault each other with texts and verbal insults?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,255 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Kiss the bunny by
naturegirlrocks reviews
Very short one-shot about a drinking-game at Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rushed by
Pleasing.the.Yaoi.Gods reviews
Harry is rushing Draco. But why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Muggle Sarcasm and Rita Skeeter Don't Mix by
jessica499499 reviews
Some morning are easier than others. I can't say anymore with out giving it away! This is: Slash, Drarry, Harry/Draco and just plainly Yaoi! You don't like it too bad!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bite Me by
Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Sirius is deliberately annoying poor Moony.When Remus tells him off,he's slightly shocked by the response he recieves."What are you gonna do about it,Moony?" Sirius whispered,grey eyes sparkling mischievously."Bite me?" Oooh.For MisheruMishell RLSB SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Muggle Studies by
counterdogma reviews
Don't judge a person 'til you've walked a mile in their shoes. Draco has a Muggle Studies project, and he needs Potter's shoes. Warning: Possibly the most ridiculous thing I've ever written. D/H
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Priapic Conversation by
MairiNathaira reviews
SLASH WARNING. A very inappropriate conversation ensues between Ron and Draco. There's light "bondage" and cursing in this story. It could be rated "T", but I decided to rated it "M" just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
50 Things Draco Malfoy Is Not Allowed To Do by
Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Pansy and Blaise make a list of things Draco is not allowed to do. Uh oh. 31. He must also refrain from sending Molly Weasley a weight loss plan, because he does not want to be killed by a mob of redheaded, freckly idiots. HPDM MILD SLASH. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Last Minute Practise by
Lilith1631 reviews
Harry finds something odd in his boyfriend's flat...Crack!fic one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bingo by
Lilith1631 reviews
As usual, Draco's date does not go well...Crack!fic one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How Teddy Lupin Found Out Santa Isn't Real by
muppetmadness reviews
...sort of. Teddy wants to meet Santa, but is very disappointed when he does. Fluffy one-shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Admirer by
Sunshinecackle reviews
AU, in my mash-up world. At a masquerade ball held by Marlyville High School, Ron meets his secret admirer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Tangerine by
Lily McGlaughlin reviews
When Harry's friends go rummaging through his bag looking for his potions notes, they don't expect to find what looks like women's lip gloss. What could it be? Slash. Oneshot. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It’s an offer! by
olivergetswhathewants reviews
Fred and George need to hide in the room of requirement but they soon discover they are not alone and a proposition is made. Rated M for safety and yes a bit of twincest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Fred W., George W.
10 steps to do a Slytherin by
iHeiress-of-Slytherin reviews
10 steps to do a Slytherin aka how Harry does to take Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I'm On a Boat! by
Fairqueen2 reviews
Fred and George are in a prank rut. A little song by The Lonely Island might be able to help end it. Rated M for continuous use of the f word in the song lyrics and just to be safe. Other wise it would be rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Animagus Adventure by
TeaSpices reviews
Ron finds his Animagus form, but gets stuck. He can't change back, and he's missing dinner! Who will save him.....MALFOY? RWDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Ron W., Draco M.
Play by
Meloxxy reviews
Mello takes Near to Toys R Us to buy him presents, but soon finds out what the snowy-haired boy really wants for his birthday. MelloxNear.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
The End of the Road by
Katria Bloom reviews
Aurors Weasley and Malfoy are sent on a mission to John O'Groats, of all places. R/D slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Not Again by
Miss C Riddle reviews
AU, one-shot. Last time it was Chocolate, this time he wants gummy bears, and harry is the one who gets the worst part of the hyperness, well sort of. I'm rubbish at summaries, but read anyway, my first story, review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Take Me to the Dance? by
wanderlustlights reviews
George wants to go to the dance with Fred. Fred wants to go with…? Fred/George slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Stalking Harry Potter by
Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Draco Malfoy was NOT a stalker. In fact, the word 'stalking' did not even appear in his Highly Extensive Dictionary of Pureblood Words." When Draco is accused of stalking a certain someone, what on earth is the poor Slytherin to do? HPDM SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Well Dressed Men by
Min Daae reviews
Written for Shorelle, from a prompt of "Harry Potter, Harry/Draco, fashion." I had fun with it. A little bit cracky, perhaps, but only a little. Harry is awkward, Draco is distracted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
George wants a new kind of sex by
olivergetswhathewants reviews
Fred is napping when George suddenly is storming in and wanting sex. Written late at night and all… oneshot SLASH AND TWINCEST! Don’t like, don’t read, all right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
That Grin by
you'll.go.out.in.style reviews
Harry knew this grin was meant for him and him alone. It was full of anticipation and promises and excitement... HP/DM. Fluffy one-shot, enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
80 Things The Weasley Twins Are Not Allowed To Do by
Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
The Weasley twins' mum writes a list. 66 Introduce Professor Trelawney to fortune cookies... 67 ...and bewitch every fortune to say ‘beware the bunny in the neon pink tutu... 68 ...and then dress up as two bunnies in neon pink tutus. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Male Thought Tree by
El Camach reviews
A little trip inside Fred's mind. Kinda goofy. Fred/George slash. Review, my friends! Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
20 Pick Up Lines That Don't Work by
Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
“I was going to say, that I’ve lost my virginity.” “I know you have...” “Soooo, I was wondering... can I have YOURS?” “You've already taken it.” "Oh. Good point..." Read and Review! RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Newspapers, Sharpies, and Harry's Dirty Mind by
SadieYuki reviews
."He said it was a Sharpie and it would wear off in a few days, I swear!" So I had a dream the night before the HBP movie came out...and this is what my subconscious came up with. Mild Drarry, and a whole lot of 'what the hell' moments. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
PokePoke by
herzen reviews
Draco and Harry are stuck in Transfiguration class. Sitting next to each other. What will they get up to? Comments and Criticisms are welcomed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
At the Movies: Queer as Folk by
LadyKatie reviews
#5 in the At the Movies series. Harry and Draco are introduced to the wonders of American TV and Queer as Folk. It’s a good idea to know a bit about QAF- especially the first episode- or you won’t really know what’s happening. H/D slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Carnie Carnival Madness by
Sable-eyed-lily reviews
In Harry’s latest attempt to introduce Draco to the Muggle world, he takes him to a carnival… A MUGGLE carnival… How many ways could this go wrong? Warning: so Fluffy, it’ll make you want to heave… SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
At the Movies: Twilight by
LadyKatie reviews
#4 in the "Harry and Draco at the Movies" series. Harry still doesn’t appreciate Draco’s taste in movies, or Twilight. H/D slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pansy's Little Accident by
HPFangirl71 reviews
When dating Twins you have to be really careful cause things are never what they appear to be... See what happens to Pansy Parkinson when she assumes she is right...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Kiss It Better by
Dark Man's Girl reviews
Draco gets a cut, and Harry offers to remedy the situation. Fluffy. H/D. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
SighAnother One? by
kandierain751 reviews
Harry and Draco are in a toy store when Draco finds a stuffed animal.....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Zap! by
LoveIsAJokeWithNoPunchline reviews
WARNING CONTAINS MILD SLASH!Very mild though, Harry/Draco story. It shows why it's very bad to allow Slytherin children to get bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by
Yamamaru-Sadako reviews
FangxIggy oneshot perhaps. In a dog eat dog world, you must survive. That's why Max and the rest of the flock are playing...Truth or dare! POV Iggy, but if I write more, it will change. Lemon, you have been warned. Please review. X3 Also, not yet edited
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Fang, Iggy
That Dangerous Time of Year by
Wufei W reviews
Ron makes a horrifying discovery one morning when he wakes up in bed alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
The Mood by
MaskedShipper reviews
Ron manages to convince Draco to let him visit Malfoy Manor for a few days. What could the reason possibly be? Oh. Is that it? Really? Well. It looks like being gay is harder than it looks, huh, Ron? R/D; R/?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Terror at Malfoy Manor by
OtherWeasleyTwins reviews
Ron and Draco decide to go camping... with horrifying results. Crackfic, slash, sappy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
James and Oliver Phelps BIRTHDAY RAP! by
pervyisfun reviews
Even though it's February, it's the hottest day of the year! Yep, it's the birthday of the Phelps twins, the unfathomably sexy actors who beautifully portray Fred and George Weasley! Enjoy the smut. Twincest!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Biology Babblings by
skyegirl14 reviews
Warning: Randomness and Hilarity ensues. A bunch of encounters between Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Draco leave Ron believing he's Gollum, Draco bursting into song, Hermione slightly homicidal, and Harry twitching. My philosophy through this all – Randomness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,479 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Draco M., Ron W.
Things that Go Bump Down the Hall by
ArikaPhantomess reviews
Fred and George are close. Really close. Closer than you would expect. Closer than Harry suspects, too. Oh, how you all will find out! One shot, Fred/George/Harry, Yaoi and Lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Interview by
Page of Cups reviews
There were a few things Ron forgot to tell Hermione when he asked her to marry him... RonxDraco, RonxHermione implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,445 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
The Wizard Survival Act by
frk-werewolf reviews
WIP. In the light of the recent war and certain sexual developments in wizarding youth, the Ministry decides to take the production of wizard offspring into their own hands. Warning: M-Preg, Slash - Ron-Draco, Hermione-Ginny, others
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,780 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Ron W., Draco M.
Fit as a Fiddle by
talley67 reviews
Ron disappears and Draco tries to find out what happened. First story ever, so please read and review.SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,988 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Yearbook signing by
alli-sun reviews
/AU/ Ron Weasley, recently finishing his junior year in high school, finds a mysterious signature in his yearbook and the revealing of two secrets. His Wicca religion, and his sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Two Feet Too Many by
RonsPigwidgeon reviews
Ginny gets a surprise one Sunday morning while coming to wake her brother and Harry for brunch. Threeway slash, but nothing graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
How to beat Slytherin, or, making Malfoy cry by
TheMistressMystery reviews
Harry’s not at his best, but it MUST be possible to beat Slytherin at the coming Quidditchmatch… Fred and George have a brilliant plan… They make Draco cry. Twice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Draco M., George W. - Complete
Harry and Draco at the Movies by
LadyKatie reviews
Harry and Draco critique the movie Brokeback Mountain. Slash. HD Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In The Closet by
gunshotSilence reviews
Purely random, even stupid. Just read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Draco M., Ron W.
Sweet Escapade by
Potionmaker reviews
Draco gets his own pet dog to keep him company over the summer. RonDraco Slash, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Staring by
RonsPigwidgeon reviews
Draco has a staring problem and Pansy has had enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Big Bear by
alli-sun reviews
Harry finds a green and silver note in Ron's trunk, and hysteria follows, all because of Harry's stuffed animal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Le Ciel by
belle dans bleu reviews
Needing a savehaven, Draco stumbles into the crazy home of Ron Weasley and his mysterious boarder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Draco M., Ron W.
Dinner Plans by
Mad Maudlin reviews
This is why they try to leave dinner to Ron. Implied Trio ship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Ron W. - Complete
Malfoy and Me by
Secret Snoopy reviews
Ron secretly writes a story about Draco. Draco secretly reads it. And now he wants revenge. As usual, slash prevails.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,268 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
The Mulberry Bush by
Roseclaw reviews
Strange ficlet. DMRW slash. All around the mulberry bush....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy by
Mad Maudlin reviews
Draco Malfoy's life takes a turn for the traumatic when Ron Weasley kidnaps him, in order to protect him from a murderous enemy he's never even heard of. With friends like these, who needs enemies?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,801 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
A Writer's Craft by
Secret Snoopy reviews
When you're lacking imagination, it sure helps when Harry Potter and the gang are there to inspire you!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Complete
Camping Trip by
Elanor reviews
In which Ron and Draco are ruthlessly shoved into a muggle tent. Fun with glove puppets, voodoo dolls and tent pegs ensue. Completely random. Not dR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Ron W., Draco M.
I Feel Fine by
Mad Maudlin reviews
Luna's saying odder things than usual. RL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
The Perks of Injuries by
plug in delaney reviews
Chapter 3 is up up up! Draco is lusting over an injured Ron, which is a good excuse to help him out on a few things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,194 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Draco M., Ron W.
Good Vibrations by
plug in delaney reviews
Updated: Chapters 30 and 31! Ron plays an interesting prank on Draco and in return he gets him a detention but comes along for the ride. A couple of rides, actually. Featuring Bottom!Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 40,959 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Draco M., Ron W.
He's Not Your King Back Off! by
plug in delaney reviews
The time has come to finally open up to everyone...Draco's idea is a little radical for Ron but even so, he still has things in store for his boyfriend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Draco M., Ron W.
The Plan by
frk-werewolf reviews
Ron and Draco. Never meant to be, unless you're Harry Potter. warning: slash (RonDraco), language, and constant POV shifts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Ron W., Draco M.
Nail Polish and Quiddich by
Les Lapins Mauvais reviews
Just what the title says. SLASH! HarryRonDraco and SeamusDean. Fluff and cuteness. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Draco M., Ron W.
The Slip by
plug in delaney reviews
A quick drabble of dialogue about a humourous incident between Ron and Draco while 'in bed' one night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/26/2004 - Draco M., Ron W.
Incense by
Raven Blossom reviews
Ron comes home and finds smoke.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Draco M., Ron W.
The Love of a Pet by
Atki-kun reviews
Ever since Harry and Hermione have hooked up Ron's been feeling a bit lonely. Draco has disapeared before the beginning of school and Ron finds consolation in the fur of a small ferret. DMxRW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Ron W., Draco M.
What Has It Got In Its Pocketses? by
Lady Voldything reviews
I once heard someone say you can tell a lot about a person by what's in their pockets. Well, some of our happy book friends were forced to turn theirs out and....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/10/2004 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Draco M., Ron W.
The Art of Discreet Note Passing by
Kandice reviews
On chance, the Gryffindor Dream Team runs into Malfoy & Co. in the halls. A little spat occurs, Harry is brought out of his oblivious state, and Crabbe and Goyle learn a new word. (Implied RHr) One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Sorry by
Emerald Sky reviews
A short D slash R, sorta cuteish. Draco courageously kills a spider for Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Draco M., Ron W.
The ::bleep:: Notebook! by
The Spastic Forkie reviews
[BASED ON THE BOOK, NOT THE MOVIE!] It's the book everyone loves to hate! Or at least I do... Dun dun dun!
Notebook - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2004
Which Head? by
MairiNathaira reviews
SLASH WARNING -- Draco finds a new way to annoy Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Draco M., Ron W.
Gloss and Glamour by
goodomen reviews
Ron meets up with Draco wearing eyeliner and lipgloss in a club and is mortified. In which there are glossy kisses and embarassed boys. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Frostbite by
Page of Cups reviews
Ron’s on fire. Draco’s frozen. Actions to counterbalance must be taken. A holiday season piece. Probably fluffy. DMRW. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
I'm In Love With Weasley's Dad! by
chocolate-freak reviews
A funny spin off of the song 'Stacy's Mom' by Fountains of Wayne. Slash, though, not for little kiddies. Yee hee hee!!! It's been reposted, much better now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
You don't know what you're talking about! by
meg-and-gem reviews
OK. I just want to tell you, that I don't write any of these conversations. I just upload them. Gem writes em. I write on fictionpress. original stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
Funny how a Few Words Turned into Sex by
Green2 reviews
*COMPLETE* 'If hating yourself wears off in time, it's a very very long time' Draco has a decision to make *SLASH* R/D (with link to new fanart!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,166 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/4/2003 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Frosty The Ferret by
kelpylion reviews
A Draco Malfoy parody of "Frosty The Snowman"-originally written about someone I know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/20/2002 - Draco M., Ron W.
Green Eggs and Slash? by
the I.M.P.S reviews
A parody, in which Draco begs for it. Harry/Draco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Like Water for Squid Meat by
Mad Maudlin reviews
In Which there is a thin line between antipathy and obsession, Hermione solves problems that don't need much solving, Harry wears a false moustache, and something goes on at the lake that no one is prepared for. With Smirking Innuendo ™!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2002 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Two, Four, Six, Eight by
venenatus.venustas reviews
**WARNING** SLASH - A *scandalous* scheme by Draco in the middle of the Quidditch game to attract the attention of a "certain someone"...heehee...read on!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Pink Dress Party by
RavenWillow reviews
Those bad girls who brought you The Pink Tutu Party proudly bring you yet another sequel. Snape wears a pink dress, hot Scottish actors become love slaves, and I kill Nicole Kidman. Fun for the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Strange Bedfellows: A Comedy of Assumptions by
Mad Maudlin reviews
Murder, mayhem, madness and Malfoy! Harry and Hermione face down an unexpected conspiracy, a possible nefarious plot, wild rumors and much, much worse to save their best friend from a terrible fate...right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,497 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Will the Dragon Fall? by
Neleh reviews
[R: for language] Harry and Ron take on a horrible obsession with attempting to murder Draco. >*r/r :) my first HP fic! i'd loveta know what you think, kk?*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2002 - Published: 12/23/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.
Weasley, You Idiot! by
Babydraco reviews
Draco has bad news for Ron. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/28/2002 - Published: 2/15/2002 - Draco M., Ron W.
A Shot In The Dark AKA "Trouser Snakes" by
Cadena reviews
This is SLASH!!! I repeat THIS IS SLASH!!! Summary: Someone's aim is off. heh heh heh....if you catch my drift...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
He Said... by
Ryo0oki reviews
Draco strikes up a one sided conversation with Harry during potions. Implied H/D slash; R for language. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter Meets Rocky Horror by
Raven White reviews
Just what the title says. I've taken HP and crossed it with RHPS to form the HPPS. . . Or some such thing, it's the result of too much caffine *G* I'll have the second part up sometime soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
the true meaning of... slash? by
audig reviews
a collaboration between audig and pocky-eating tomoyo. you know you love it! Ch. 4 will be up as soon as TOMOYO GETS HER BUTT IN GEAR! *ahem* now, this is possibly the most random story i have ever co-authored, but a plot is starting to emerge. draco/ron
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,780 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/5/2002 - Published: 12/18/2001 - Draco M., Ron W.
Harry and Malfoy's Personal Fun by
Xxaddah reviews
Harry prances, and the lovely Master Malfoy get's mad. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Real Harry Potter by
Mari Riddle-Potter reviews
This story is very unique!!! I know there are a bunch but this one is different! Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Draco sing a unique version of the Eminem song!!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Published: 1/5/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Marilyn in Rouge by
Last of Romance reviews
Glam!Draco is discovered while in the throes of exploring his inner Marilyn in the mirror.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2001 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Deep Water by
another rowan reviews
Slash - Draco/Ron. Cigarettes by the shores of the black lake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2001 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete