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Author has written 5 stories for Sherlock.

Hello! Since you're here, you must know something about me already, so I won't bore you too much!

I love all kinds of things and the list is growing all the time. Most of my fanfics are from my base fandom, Sherlock.

I write super cheesy and often why-did-I-even-write-that kind of stuff, but am constantly trying to improve my work.

I cry at anything even remotely sad. Including Thumbelina.

If you send me something, especially a PM, don't think I haven't received it/ am ignoring it because I don't reply. I do a lot of things and fanfiction is pretty low on the list. This all makes running the Sherlock Community rather difficult, so if you'd like to join the team (as in run the whole thing for me c:) let me know! Don't worry, I will read your PM's and stories eventually!

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Who Says That Murder's Not An Art? by EstellaJean reviews
A London art gallery gains rapid attention after the unveiling of a collection piece leads to a horrific discovery. In place of a prized statue were the bodies of seven women, which appeared to be dipped in wax. However, Sherlock concludes that the bodies were preserved into soap. Unexpected twists await the crime solving duo as they solve their most complicated case yet. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,968 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/1/2016 - Published: 4/29/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.]
Love Boat by WriterFreak001 reviews
This is simply my take on the upcoming episode "Love Boat" based on the synopsis that was released. RATING HAS CHANGED FROM T TO M AS A SAFETY MEASURE.
Scorpion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,234 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Walter, Paige, Toby, Happy - Complete
Understandings and Unfulfilled Desires by applejacks0808 reviews
Summoning all the strength she had, Molly Hooper closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and uttered the phrase she never thought she would say… "Sherlock, I think we should stop seeing each other." Sherlock Holmes will learn a lesson in break-ups, and the pain of never speaking your true feelings. Established Sherlolly (well sort-of).
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,486 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 12/3/2014 - [Sherlock H., Molly Hooper] [John W., Mary M.] - Complete
Arouse by Genesis04 reviews
Walter is experiencing some residual effects from his recent Honey Trap mission. Walter/Paige and a Toby cameo. Rated M for mild adult situations. One Shot. Spoilers for episode 14 "Charades".
Scorpion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/21/2015 - [Walter, Paige] Toby - Complete
Sleepless in Seattle by WriterFreak001 reviews
This is my take on what happens during Paige's dream in 1x14 "Charades."
Scorpion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Walter, Paige - Complete
Mini Animals by CaliforniaGirl25 reviews
Toby decides to something to surprise Happy. Getting out of his expertise he makes little Animal figures for Happy to find in the morning. He knows she will eventually find out that its him but its her reaction that surprises him the most. Quintis One shot.
Scorpion - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2015 - [Happy, Toby] - Complete
Apple Gum by littlerebel15 reviews
The theft of a packet of gum leads to an interesting form of punishment. Quintis one-shot.
Scorpion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Happy, Toby - Complete
Not Dead by Ink Spotz reviews
John hears wind of another "Not Dead" conspiracy meeting for Sherlock, and decides to attend.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2014 - John W., DI Lestrade, Sherlock H.
Quite Contrary by Hollyesque reviews
A short one-shot, alternate scene to Greg's hospital visit in HLV. Instead of Sherlock disappearing, Greg is faced with an unexpected reaction to a hospitalized Sherlock and winds up figuring out something that he really would have rather not known. S3 SPOILERS
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Someone You Need by Ballykissangel reviews
On his first day of being in cancer remission, Mycroft finds himself sitting alone in his hospital room. As he tries to look forward to his new future without being sick and in pain, he is surprised by an unexpected visitor who brings him a unique gift, and a bribe that breaks Mycroft's heart. Sentimental fluff. No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
The Art Of Dying by Ballykissangel reviews
Anthea was all too familiar with the weighty ghost, otherwise known as magic tricks and the art of dying. It's what happens when you are a Moriarty; you get used to dying. Finding something to protect and live for is the tricky part. This is my personal AU head-cannon and Anthea history/character study set after The Reichenbach Fall. Mythea friendship and heavy angst. No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., Anthea, J. Moriarty - Complete
Collateral Damage by Hollyesque reviews
TOTALLY REWRITTEN-PLEASE SEE MY PROFILE FOR CROATIA-WATER-BLUE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,634 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., OC
Remember When by Ballykissangel reviews
In the good times and the dark times Anthea was there with the Holmes brothers. The presence of the ghost was not always welcomed or accepted, but Mycroft and Sherlock knew that it could be counted on unfailingly. Anthea-centric. No slash just epic friendship. Warnings: Heavy angst, implied child abuse, eating disorders and drug abuse.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
An Incoming Storm by Bunnylass reviews
One-shot. Set after Twilight. Jesse POV. Having dealt with a violent ghost, a storm rolling in and a very angry Suze, Jesse isn't having a very good night. Until everything changes with one simple kiss. Please read and review.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Hector de Silva/Jesse, Susannah S. - Complete
Go Home by Wynsom reviews
Will Wounds Heal? A "missing" conversation between Sherlock and John Watson that could have taken place in Season 3, His Last Vow (episode 3). Sherlock wakes up again in the hospital after collapsing from bleeding internally at Baker Street in the aftermath of new revelations between John and Mary Watson.(Also check out MISSING PIECES for an updated version & 3-chapter arc)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M. - Complete
A Proper Chat by MarynMoriarty reviews
"He's going to die Sherlock" she said, Sherlock didn't waver "If you don't leave, he will die and it will be your fault" First chapter is a little rough, but it get's better, I promise. No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,845 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sherlock H.
The Man Who Sold the World by PrettyArbitrary reviews
If you remember getting exploded in 2010 and now it's 2007, does that make you dead, insane, high, or a time traveller?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,246 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Halloween in NYC by HashtagGOD reviews
Even Spider-Man gives into peer pressure...oh man Aunt May was gonna KILL him! -POEM-
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Killer friend by kie1993 reviews
Johns friend comes back after 4 years, she works for Mycroft as an assassin, both Sherlock and Anna both want the same thing - to stop Moriarty. But how long will it take Sherlock to suss Anna out and is he falling for her?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,018 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Volunteer Hours by AbsoluteObscurity reviews
Sherlock is in a deep coma. John's counsellor suggests that he takes up volunteering and he visits regularly. He speaks to him, knowing it's only for his benefit, but has no idea that Sherlock can hear him- and that it's keeping him sane. Meme fill. AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,694 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Fans by XxMildredxX reviews
Sherlock and John are somewhat enjoying their new found "Internet Fame", and John is especially flattered by the devotion the fans are showing them. However, when John and Sherlock come across some of their fans' "appreciation", they're less amused. "John...what in God's name is 'Johnlock?" "I'm almost afraid to know." John and Sherlock find the porn! Crack, and for laughs. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Voices in the Wire by Calaeris reviews
A dystopian London, ruined and broken, but not ground down, not quite yet. A km prompt that went out of control.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
Forget Me Not by FrankieMittens reviews
A lot of twists and turns - assumed death, insane Molly, Moriarty and Sherlock captured, Irene in the play as well - but that's not all. John got to him in time, but now Sherlock is left in a wheelchair - and he doesn't deal with it well. Established S/J.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,821 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 200 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
So Much Better Than Before by wickedozgirl reviews
Elle/Emmett pairing, slightly AU from after the song 'Legally Blonde'. Instead of Elle running away after Callahan hits on her, Emmett confronts Elle and they talk properly. Oneshot. Kind of fluffy!
Legally Blonde - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Complete
An Abnormal Life by Jemima123 reviews
Sherlock Holmes never thought he would fall for a girl as ordinary as a secretary. But he did in the form of Scarlett Jenson. However, when you mix an ordinary girl with an extraordinary man then the results can vary.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 63,433 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Walk of Mystery by Jemima123 reviews
Sherlock was bored again and so he took to the streets of London on one Sunday morning, meeting a young woman who seems to have entertained his mind. Sherlock/OC
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 57 - Words: 112,004 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 142 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
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Sherlock Holmes' Smart Side reviews
Claire and Sherlock are forced to start over, but Claire is seeing a new side of Sherlock- a bad side. Sarah and John await their new baby, but John ends up looking after Claire instead of Sarah. With a new enemy running around London and Italy , Sherlock needs to use all his smarts to stay on top of the world. Sequal to Sherlock Holmes' Soft Side
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,373 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/20/2016 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Sherlock H.
Professor Holmes reviews
Sherlock Holmes has, he believes, extensive knowledge of everything important. But can he get it a across to a class of ten college students without killing them in the meantime?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,215 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sherlock H.
Sherlock Shorts reviews
Killing the time until Season 3 one witty comeback at a time… Exceptionally short unconnected Sherlock-related funnies :D
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2012
The Mysterious Fan Girl reviews
Sherlock recieves a lot of fan mail, but he's never had a fan parcel before... T because I'm very over-cautious. No slash & stuff
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock Holmes' Soft Side reviews
When Sherlock is forced to date a friend of Sarah's, no one expected the chemistry that resulted. But even more surprising, no one expected her to be the perfect addition to his investigation group...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 56,591 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
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