Lady Schizoid
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Joined 12-20-10, id: 2664033, Profile Updated: 07-26-13
Author has written 13 stories for Star Wars, Norse Mythology, Cthulhu Mythos, Lord of the Rings, Misc. Books, and Witcher/Wiedźmin, Andrzej Sapkowski.

Name from my favourite song, "Schizo" by Venom (yes, I like this kind of music very much).

What else? I am female (probably guessed from the name), I love Star Wars, metal and Norse Mythology (although I don't actually believe in it), etc., I don't drink, I don't smoke, I dislike smoking, I don't believe in politics or organised religion, I'm a complete bookworm and a bit of a "spelling Nazi" ;), I like blueberries and skiing.

I write poems in my spare time. and want to be a lyricist, although it's completely unrealistic, or, failing that, a translator/interpreter.

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Broń ostateczna by Yuri-onna-pl reviews
Alternatywna wizja finału starcia Avngers z Lokim.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - Polish - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
The Madness Over Arkham by Enceladeans reviews
An inspector tries to understand what leads a man to join the cult of Cthulhu. Attempt at doing a Lovecraftian story with the opposite of Lovecraft's style. Rated T for naughty, naughty words.
Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Complete
Blazing Flame by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
'A ragged breath, an outstretched hand...But you left him there, in the burning sand. His soul choked, betrayed to pain - Lord Vader rise! The blazing flame.' Anakin falls. Obi-Wan grieves. What more need I say? A poem.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The Prophecy by Jedi Princess Jainakin reviews
What, exactly, does the 'Chosen One' prophecy say?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
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Wiedźmińskie rymowanki reviews
Głupawe pioseneczki, fraszki, rymowanki, i inne o ciężkim życiu wiedźmina. Niezbyt to poważne
Witcher/Wiedźmin, Andrzej Sapkowski - Rated: T - Polish - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/7/2014
Kwestia odwagi reviews
Humorystyczny (w zamierzeniu) dialog między Geraltem a Jaskrem. Bardzo krótkie, oneshot, sam dialog.
Witcher/Wiedźmin, Andrzej Sapkowski - Rated: K+ - Polish - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Complete
Christianity reviews
A bleak, brutal, dystopian account of being forced into religion, based on a personal experience, in rhymed poem format. Warning: Depressing, may offend Christians.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Complete
A Malady reviews
Feverish, an adventurer dreams of the terrors of his future. Sonnet format.
Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Complete
Kłamca
Kim jest niesławny Kłamca? Wiersz w 1 osobie, to samo, co po angielsku.
Norse Mythology - Rated: T - Polish - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Loki - Complete
The Liar reviews
A poem about Loki in first person point of view - who he is and what he does.
Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Loki - Complete
Evil One reviews
The story of Anakin Skywalker's fall to the Darkside retold as a song lyrics (heavy metal, because of the the themes). Hard T, because it's no worse than ROTS.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
To a Lightsaber reviews
This is a poem about the lightsaber which Obi-Wan gives to Luke in A New Hope and Anakin uses to slaughter the younglings in Revenge of the Sith (isn't it a bit ironic?). Because inanimate objects deserve glory too.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Nazguul reviews
A poem, or song if you will, glorifying the not-always-easy life of a Black Rider. Rated a low M, to be safe, for violence, threats and the point of view of an unshamedly evil character.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Nazgul, Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
A Rhyme to Shub-Niggurath reviews
A litany to the Black Goat, written contemporarily as something a cultist "might have written". A poem. It rhymes.
Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Complete
Death of a Liar reviews
Sigyn's thoughts on Loki's death at Ragnarok.
Norse Mythology - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Loki, Sigyn - Complete
Dlaczego Darth Vader jest jak Konrad z Dziadów reviews
Lista podobieństw, którą ułożyłam podczas omawiania III cz. "Dziadów" na polskim. Enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: K - Polish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Darth Vader
Fools Scream Out Destiny reviews
Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker meet the three witches from Shakepeare's "Macbeth".
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete