![]() Author has written 19 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Harry Potter, Office, Supernatural, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Moonlight, Lord of the Rings, Sweeney Todd, and Glee. Formerly: MrsKurda14...I wanted to change my pen name to something more contemporary. I also wanted a name that would show me in a better light...not just some obsessed fan girl...though Kurda is a sexy slice of pie! Name: Natalie Age: 17 Gender: Female Hair Colour: Dark Blonde Skin Tone: Very Pale...almost vampire-like if you will...just kidding Status: Unfortunately single. Gender Preference: I prefer girls, but I like guys too. Shout outs: So, I'm back on FF.net and I've become a really different person. My writing skills are inane, but I'm trying to get back up on my feet again with writing one multi-chaptered fic. Keep in mind that a lot of the stuff that's on my profile is from when I was a thirteen year old. I'm a little bit more mature now. xD Alexei: I love spending my time with my black cat who is a year old . His name is Alexei (after the last tsarevich of Russia) but he also goes by Alex, P.T flea (of just P.T), Dr. Evil, Evil Genius (or E.G for short) Prof. Dumbass (pronounced Doom-ahs), Ass-wipe (pronounced Ahs-weep-pay), You-Know Who, Voldemort, Tom Riddle, Steve Leopard, Stretch, Stinky, The Dark Lord, my little tsarevich (used by my blind mother eyes only) my little prince (used by my blind mother eyes only) Mr.snuggles (used by my blind mother eyes only) and most recently, the Murderer (he killed a baby bluebird) and Mr.Shrewman (he kills Shrews and brings him inside) He also has the nickname "Sweeney" since he is like a cat version of Sweeney Todd. (Real Life) Family on ff.net: my sister is sexycrepsley4. Loves: GLEE, Harry Potter, Darren Shan Saga, The Office, Supernatural, Moonlight, Spider-Man, Marvel comics, DC Comics, Avenue Q, Phantom of the Opera, Bare, Almost ALL musicals, LOTR, and Louisa May Alcott. I also love acting, singing, daydreaming, girls, boys, fairytales. Greek mythology, eating exotic food, eating junk food, sleeping, being crazy, driving others crazy with my sexual innuendos, flirting, and of course...writing. Stuff (not fanfiction) that I'm writing: I'm writing a one-act play with the working title "There's no S in Broadway". I'm also writing a full-length play (maybe it'll become a musical?) called "Edenville". Me: I am mad, witty, a little sarcastic, flirtatious, charismatic, dramatic, outspoken, fearless, and fearful. I also get frightened or disturbed easily. I still don't know why I take so much pleasure in Horror movies and books though. I do my Horror reading in secret. I am seemingly the more docile sister or the prissy one out of my three sisters. My older sister frets over work and is VERY immature and self-centered, my youngest sister is sporty and the horror film lover...and I'm the reader, writer...and romantic one. When we used to go to Grandma's house often, Hilary would pout or beg for new clothes, Claire would be outside climbing her tree...trying to hurt herself in some way...and I...would be making weak tea for my Grandma in my special green teapot she bought me. I also might have been helping in the kitchen...I'm not a good cook...but I make really great tea now...it's stronger now! Favorite Pairings: Glee: Puck/Kurt Puck/Kurt/Finn Finn/Jesse Jesse/Kurt Kurt/OC Brittany/Santana Quinn/Rachel Finn/Will Will/Emma Terri/Quinn Terri/Sue (xD) Quinn/ME ... :x Puck/Mercedes Kurt/Mercedes (Mostly as friends, but...) Kurt/Quinn (Again, mostly as friends, but...) Puck/Santana (ONLY as friends) Puck/Quinn (Only because of the 'baking' scene in "Wheels" and the babysitting scene.) Basically, I'm really open about most Glee pairings...as you can see. Sweeney Todd: SweeneyLovett (Sweenett!)) TobyLovett (WRONG, but...) TobyOC (If it's a good OC) TurpinJohanna (XD) AnthonyOC (is it's a good OC) Darren Shan Saga: DarrenSteve KurdaOC KurdaLarten (XD) ArraLarten Harry Potter: HarryVoldemort BellatrixVoldemort RonHermione HarryCedric HermioneDraco LilyJames SiriusOC RemusOC (preferably TINA!) The Office: JimPam PamMichael (on occaison) MichaelHolly DwightAngela AndyKelly Supernatural: SamOC(if it's a good OC) DeanNancy(Nancy Fitzgerald from Jus in Bello) DeanJo SamDean (WINCEST!!) FAVE DeanCastiel (Weird, but...it's turning into a fave) SamCastiel SamRuby JohnDean Lost: JackKate (I'm liking this pairing less and less, though) KateSawyer JackOC ClaireCharlie ClaireSawyer (Hey...opposites attract) ShannonSayid HurleyLibby BooneOC (That poor boy is a sucker for Shannon...he needs an OC) Pairings I DISLIKE: Glee: Puck/Rachel...Puckleberry must die. -_- Terri/Will (Who ACTUALLY likes this pairing? e_e) Santana/ANYONE but Brittany. Kurt/Rachel (...) Shelby/Will (WTF) Jesse/Rachel Sweeney Todd: SweeneyOC SweeneyLucy Darren Shan Saga: DarrenOC EvraDarren Harry Potter: HarryCho JamesOC LilyOC DumbledoreFemale (He's GAY!) HarryOC The Office: KarenJim RoyPam (who doesn't?) AndyAngela MichaelJan RyanKelly Supernatural: DeanAnna AnnaANYONE (I really don't like her) DeanOC DeanRuby (Sorry...doesn't work for me) SamJo (Sorry.) JohnSam (This one barely makes sense to me) Lost: BooneShannon SawyerOC SawyerAna Lucia JackAna Lucia SayidKate Stories on Hiatus...I WILL get to them, I swear: Pretty much ALL stories. I'm working on a play right now. Stories I'm Working On "Secret Agent's Booty Call"...a Glee fanfiction. Yes. I'm quite into Glee now. ~o~ I'm also really into fictional guys...so I've added something to my profile...if you're interested: FICTIONAL CRUSH LIST...PAST AND PRESENT Frodo Baggins Will Turner Jack Sparrow Anakin Skywalker Luke Skywalker Harry Osborn Spider Man Android 17 (younger crush)Dragonball Z Goku (younger crush) Dragonball Z Trunks (younger crush) Dragonball Z Flik (younger crush ) A bug's life Darren Shan Kurda Smahlt Urcha Von Steve Leonard Harry Potter Ron Weasley Fred Weasley George Weasley Cedric Diggory Tom Riddle Rick (from The Mummy) Ariel (Little Mermaid) Sawyer (Lost) Charlie Epps(Numbers) Boone (Lost) Jack Shepherd (it just happened...not my fault) Charlie Campbell Laurie Laurence Jo March Meg March Faramir Jimmy Olsen Superman Batman Spy kids boy Young pinecone (hot Indian guy not sure of name so I call him this.) That prince guy from “Lioness Rampant” series George (Lioness Rampant) Alex from Jaws that other kid from Jaws Sir Lancelot (Camelot) Mr. Darcy (Pride and Prejudice) Elizabeth Bennett (Pride and Prejudice) Mr. Willoughby (Sense and Sensibility) Aladdin (younger crush) Freddy (from Scooby doo, younger crush) Daphne (Scooby-Doo, younger crush) Velma (Scooby-Doo, younger crush) Freakazoid (old cartoon, VERY younger crush, about 5 years old, lasted 1 week.) Prince Phillip (Sleeping Beauty, younger crush.) Jack Dawson Sunshine (Remember the titans) Jim (The Office) Phantom of the Opera (Michael Crawford's version...and -sigh-...the movie version.) Nathaniel Hawthorne (Well...he's not fictional...but he's dead) Alexei Romanov (Well...he's not fictional...but he's...sniff dead) Dean Winchester (A pervert and badass...but so effing SEXY...I mean...he has freckles and muscles...and HELL HE'S HOT!) Sam Winchester (AWW!! HE HAS THE LITTLE POUT AND THE PUPPY DOG EYES! I CAN'T RESIST!) Poison Ivy (Batman) Mick St. John (That vampire jacket and that tight fitting sweater...WHEW!) (Moonlight) Josef Kostan (or Konstantin) (Moonlight) (okay...at first he creeped me out and I thought he was a jerk...then...his creepy gaze changed into a sexy intense one...and now I'm in love...with him...more than Mick. My sis can have Mick) Sweeney Todd (Though Johnny Depp's not bad looking...it's really the basic character that turns be on and get's my stomach all a'flippin. I've been dreamin' about sex with him having me at knife-point for a little while -swoons-. I LOVE dangerous men...whew...that'll sure get me in trouble...but I don't care so shut up and don't lecture me, beetches!) Lestat from "Queen of the Damned" ((C'mon, I like vampires!)) The Joker from the "Dark Knight" ((Shuttup, I think he's pretty!)) Castiel from "Supernatural" _ Deadpool (MARVEL) Gambit (X-Men) Noah (Puck) Puckerman (Glee) Quinn Fabray (Glee) Finn Hudson (Glee) Santana Lopez (Glee) Not all are major crushes...most aren't...but some...I had many restless nights over...or many restless years...some...I'm still restless I'M A GRYFFINDOR!! OMG I'M SOOOOO HAPPY! (I was almost a Ravenclaw, though...they just put me in Gryffindor though) Your in-depth results are: Gryffindor - 13 Which Sweeney Todd Character are YOU? My results: You are Anthony Hope, the hot-blooded sailor boy. You're a true friend to Sweeney, even if he takes advantage of it. Your passionate love for Johanna, even if it's a bit sudden and shallow, will lead you to do anything (even kill?) to save her. Still, you come as close as anyone to living happily ever after, at least as far as the play goes. (I was like WTF when I got this. I always thought I was more like Mrs. Lovett. But, heck...I love Anthony too!) Which Harry Potter Character do you have a compatible personality with? My results: Fred and George Weasley : All three of us have ENFP personalities. ENFPs are vivacious, adventurous, and outgoing. They are always the center of things socially. ENFPs are fun to be around, though they tend to have short attention spans. Which Lost Character Are You? My results: You are Boone Carlyle (I swear I didn't rig this!) You are a wealthy and good-looking person who tries to keep your friends and loved ones out of trouble. (Okay...I am NOT wealthy. Though I AM sexy...lol...jk) Boone Carlyle- 80 Kate Austen- 75 (huh?) James "Sawyer" Ford- 70 (lol) Mr. Eko- 65 (because I'm religious, I guess) ((ARGH ASRHKJ! I took TWO Avenue Q quizzes and I got the SAME answer twice. Oh well.)) Which Avenue Q Character are you? You scored as a Kate Monster You are Kate Monster. You love long walks in the park with that special someone. Getting a thrill out of the arts, you can't wait to take your date with you. Kate Monster 75 Rod 63 Lucy the Slut 50 Trekkie Monster 44 Princeton 38 Gary Coleman 38 You're Kate Monster! Quote of the Week: (From an amazing Puck/Kurt fanfic that I can't remember! D=) "Yum...cockblock cake." ~Puck |
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