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A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground while she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu." Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.

Now, how is this kind? How will posting this horrific story be "kind"? But then again, Lucillia doesn't seem to "kind" if she wants to suffocate you for no good reason. She's being as horrid as the person who killed her. Speakin' of which, what does, "Toma sota balcu" even mean? It's gibberish! The girl's belief in revenge is as foolish as the "Toma sota balcu" crap! Just move on! The man is most likely dead and burning in Hell! We have done nothing to you! Now go home so I can enjoy my sammich! Harhumph!

Spekkin' de which, how is she going to suffocate you? With a pillow? By burying you alive? By plugging up your nose with cotton swabs? With her gigantic fat folds!? And who is this man who buried her alive? We know who Lucillia is, but who is this bizarre man? Is it Sir Arthur Conan Doyle? Oscar Wilde? Zangief? And wait, is the girl that is going to suffocate you Lucillia? Or is Lucillia the one who sent the damn thing? Fuck. That is annoying. And is this little girl a spider of some kind? Being able to walk on ceilings and what not? BRACKGONDAT! Are you saying we got all up with this crap because a man buried a female spider alive? And it says LITTLE girl, that means it was a LITTLE spider. Therefore, how can a little spider suffocate you? Like she was? Is it going to flick dirt specks until millions of dirt specks bury you alive?

This story is flawed, Toma sota balcu means little to nothing, and it did not say anything of not bashing it a new one. This is silly! I'm going to bed! And to add to that I would like to say that mmph mmmrmmph mph phrmmffmph

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Kingdom Hearts of an Eastern Wonderland by Frost Matrix reviews
Boys and girls do their best now and are preparing. Please watch warmly until it is ready. The boundaries of light and darkness are in disarray. A hero and a shrine maiden are the ones who will open the door.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 201,038 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 12/2/2012
Son of a Warg! - Book Three: Demon Within by CA Productions reviews
Third book of the series 'Son of a Warg' - The new world opens new opportunities for all who enter it. Including the self-appointed new Dark Lord. However, the Valar's hands reach far, herding the life of all those who exist, hindering all that they deem unworthy. But it all changes when a new puppet master appears.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 181,783 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/16/2018 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Gandalf, Nazgul, Elf, OC
Cards Against Remnant by RexHeller reviews
RWBY and JNPR are bored. This is bad. So they're going to play Cards Against Remnant. What's the worst that could happen? Rated M because of Cards Against Humanity.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,161 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
sanguine by chaosbarnes reviews
Chara is the unfortunate heir to a troublesome kingdom and runs away into the world of banished monsters to avoid their fate.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,562 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 3/9/2016 - Frisk, Asriel, Chara - Complete
Black to Blue by chaosbarnes reviews
Frisk falls down into the Ruins, but when they try to speak to Flowey, he doesn't understand them. Now he's on a journey through the Underground with this kid, and sometimes they get this weird gleam in their eyes and it looks like they're talking to themself. He doesn't have time for this when there's a couple of human souls that need to be stolen.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 105,279 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 4/28/2016 - Published: 11/13/2015 - Frisk, Chara, Flowey - Complete
The Games We Play Best Of Omake by cthulhu fartagn reviews
A collection of omake, featuring Ryuugi/rgm005's The Games We Play.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Ruby R., Ozpin, Jaune A., Cinder F.
Every Last Piece by Kosmokrator reviews
As Xehanort's schemes march on and Sora and his allies prepare for the inevitable conflict, seemingly unrelated happenings on a single, expansive world trigger a drastic change. With Hyrule plunged into the center of the interworld struggle, the Light must make use of the allies and resources they find there. The Darkness certainly will.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,978 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Link, Ghirahim, Sora, Roxas
Weiss Reacts: Volume 1! by ElfCollaborator reviews
Our loveable heiress reacts to various fanfictions and the tropes within them. Rated T for themes, implications. Some crossover elements in later chapters. Parody, crack, OOCness of certain characters. RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth. RnR! Chapter: The Great Antic War Finale! "We'll break through the heavens and all that stands before us!" NOT TAKING RVB REQUESTS. COMPLETE.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 314,857 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] Yang X.L., Velvet S. - Complete
What's in a Name? by Moczo reviews
Tired of the effort of choosing all the names for new teams at Beacon, Professor Ozpin acquires a new piece of software intended to make things a little easier on the staff. He probably should have done a little more window shopping first.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 168 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Ozpin, Glynda G., Roman T. - Complete
Zero vs Kira by CrossoverManiac reviews
The world of Code Geass will never be the same with the coming of Kira. Can Zero, Lelouch vi Britannia, put a stop to Light Yagami's reign of terror or will he find his name in the Death Note?
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,214 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Light Y., Lelouch L.
Return of the Dark Lord by sephiroth12285 reviews
Before Japan fell to the Britannian Empire an ancient shadow lurking in the body of a young boy awakens, seven years later he is ready to begin his return to power and to reshape the entire world. Masters of the Grail War beware for comes the Dark Lord
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Caster, Lelouch L.
the shining mead is brewed by Fialleril reviews
Narvi was killed when his father was bound. This is what happened after.
Norse Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Hel - Complete
100 Years by AssaultSloth reviews
Locked away in the bowels of New Ozai, former king Bumi reminisces on a century of living. Experience the Mad Genius’ turbulent childhood in a world gripped by war.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 168,707 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Bumi, Aang
Saruman and the Blue Wizards by Rob Rastorp reviews
A chronicle of the journeys of Curunir, Alatar and Pallando in the lands east of Anduin, beginning with the arrival of the Istari in Middle Earth.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,685 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Complete
Shadow of Demise
The Evil Of Gannondorf has been defeated. However a new and ancient shadow is stirring its hand stretching across the whole land. Who and what will survive the awakening and the final purge?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,635 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2015 - Published: 12/22/2014