Author has written 1 story for Legend of Zelda. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground while she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu." Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia. Now, how is this kind? How will posting this horrific story be "kind"? But then again, Lucillia doesn't seem to "kind" if she wants to suffocate you for no good reason. She's being as horrid as the person who killed her. Speakin' of which, what does, "Toma sota balcu" even mean? It's gibberish! The girl's belief in revenge is as foolish as the "Toma sota balcu" crap! Just move on! The man is most likely dead and burning in Hell! We have done nothing to you! Now go home so I can enjoy my sammich! Harhumph! Spekkin' de which, how is she going to suffocate you? With a pillow? By burying you alive? By plugging up your nose with cotton swabs? With her gigantic fat folds!? And who is this man who buried her alive? We know who Lucillia is, but who is this bizarre man? Is it Sir Arthur Conan Doyle? Oscar Wilde? Zangief? And wait, is the girl that is going to suffocate you Lucillia? Or is Lucillia the one who sent the damn thing? Fuck. That is annoying. And is this little girl a spider of some kind? Being able to walk on ceilings and what not? BRACKGONDAT! Are you saying we got all up with this crap because a man buried a female spider alive? And it says LITTLE girl, that means it was a LITTLE spider. Therefore, how can a little spider suffocate you? Like she was? Is it going to flick dirt specks until millions of dirt specks bury you alive? This story is flawed, Toma sota balcu means little to nothing, and it did not say anything of not bashing it a new one. This is silly! I'm going to bed! And to add to that I would like to say that mmph mmmrmmph mph phrmmffmph |
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