Kuroi Taiyo
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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Age: Old Enough

Name: ...

Nationality: Vietnamese (Asian for all you not so smart peeps out there)

Date of Birth: For me to know and you to find out

Likes: I have no interests at the moment

Dislikes: crappy naruto fics *shivers*

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. A

he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Too bad I'm Asian :P

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Current Story on Hiatus, wait for a rewrite.

I'm about to make him not as OP and strong, while also giving him weaknesses with the strengths.

If you have an idea on what it should be? PM me please.

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress

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The Optimised Wish Project by GanHOPE326 reviews
When Goku was a child, falling and hitting his head erased his memory and completely changed his life. What would have happened if instead of making him forget, that incident had made him much smarter than he was? Meet a new Goku - who's much more clever, has a taste for philosophy, and a bit of a dark side... A 'rational' Dragon Ball fanfiction, inspired by HPMOR!
Dragon Ball - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 209,014 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Goku, Bulma
Re:Gamer by Akallas von Aerok reviews
Normally, heroes are given a second chance, whether that chance be second life or another go at their current. Naruto was given such a chance because really, how could you not be called a hero after stopping an invasion? But could it truly be called a second chance if he is not even human? What the hell was he supposed to do as an Imp?
Crossover - Naruto & Re:Monster/リ・モンスター - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 127 - Words: 433,837 - Reviews: 5547 - Favs: 4,161 - Follows: 4,287 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Naruto U.
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 576,444 - Reviews: 7660 - Favs: 14,768 - Follows: 17,866 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
For Love of Magic by Noodlehammer reviews
A different upbringing leaves Harry Potter with an early knowledge of magic and a view towards the Wizarding World not as an escape from the Dursleys, but as an opportunity to learn more about it. Unfortunately, he quickly finds that there are many elements in this new world that are unwilling to leave the Boy-Who-Lived alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 812,590 - Reviews: 11410 - Favs: 11,339 - Follows: 10,809 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Roll the Dice on Fate by Jackercracks reviews
What happens when a SI gets reborn in the world of Naruto and is willing to lie, cheat and steal his way to power? Magical Vivisectionist Pretty Oro-tan, eat your heart out - this is how you bootstrap your way to godhood. No re-treading the same old missions here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 67,351 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 2,642 - Follows: 3,126 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Gai M., OC
Plucking Strings by Digitize27 reviews
A chance collision early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes; what happens when Naruto's views are shifted before even his dream to become Hokage? Where will his new path take him, and how many strings will he pull or threads will he trip over along the way? Puppeteer!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 281,182 - Reviews: 2897 - Favs: 4,528 - Follows: 3,910 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
New Game Plus by DuncanIdaho2014 reviews
After a disaster worse than Sabaody, the crew are 'saved' by Vegapunk's experimental time machine. All of the crew is blown back into their past bodies with all of their memories. As Luffy slowly gathers them together again, the world will never be the same. Who wants the same old boring adventure? Screw the plot, and let the chips fall where they may.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 155,996 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 6,160 - Follows: 6,205 - Updated: 9/21/2017 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Straw Hats P.
Path to Godhood by VexMaster reviews
A psychopathic nerd is given a strange and terrible power to enter the Warhammer 40K realm at will and to manipulate the world around him. What will he become? What terrible evil shall he let loose upon these many worlds? What horrors shall he invoke?
Crossover - X-overs & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 176,723 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 12/24/2012
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7690 - Favs: 13,446 - Follows: 14,357 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
A World Full of Monsters by Fahad09 reviews
When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 139,439 - Reviews: 2460 - Favs: 5,235 - Follows: 5,484 - Updated: 7/16/2016 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Naruto U., OC
Genius Sensei by AlexDnD reviews
What if Kakashi had recovered from his deep depression? What if he turned out to be a true genius as a sensei? Watch as team 7 develops into a truly capable shinobi team!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 331,494 - Reviews: 2568 - Favs: 3,542 - Follows: 3,120 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
The escape of Peter Pettigrew leaves a deeper mark on his character than anyone expected, then comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last long. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 520,351 - Reviews: 11283 - Favs: 12,853 - Follows: 9,664 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The(questionable) burdens of leadership of a troll Emperor by Noodlehammer reviews
Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 385,181 - Reviews: 5665 - Favs: 4,809 - Follows: 3,660 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
Nine Minutes by serpentguy reviews
During the final fight with Crocodile, Luffy makes a mistake and ends up dead. His heart stops beating for over nine minutes, before he is finally resuscitated. Who knew what a difference those nine minutes would make? Luffy/harem.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 376,948 - Reviews: 2703 - Favs: 3,495 - Follows: 3,180 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
Harry Potter: The RPG by britael reviews
After his self-sacrifice Harry is faced with a choice, stay in limbo or play a RPG game about himself. Enough to say that stories about a character that actually chose to stay in limbo would not be a popular one... Video-game fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,447 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 2,285 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Harry P.
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 6,708 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 4,191 - Follows: 4,608 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Trolling the League by Noodlehammer reviews
Finished with their overly long honeymoon, Naruto and Xanna leave their dimension of origin in favor of a new(and hopefully interesting) one. Finding themselves faced with a world where the supposed protectors of the innocent refuse to kill their obviously evil counterparts, they decide to push some buttons. Sequel to my first story, strongly recommended you read that first.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,582 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 4,508 - Follows: 2,821 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Amenaza by Alban55 reviews
After Naruto dies, he changes into a Hollow. This single death will change the lives and afterlives of many. And it's not exactly for the better.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 399,441 - Reviews: 3963 - Favs: 4,149 - Follows: 3,134 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5151 - Favs: 9,842 - Follows: 5,821 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2753 - Favs: 5,357 - Follows: 5,334 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Introverted by Shadenight123 reviews
Being ignored and gazed at with hatred can lead someone to become a boisterous and loud orange-wearing shinobi, but it can also drive him to become a silent and invisible introvert. Of the two, Naruto takes the logical choice for a future in the Ninja World. Team Sai-Naruto-Sakura. No pairings. Future of bloodshed and grittiness assured.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 442,070 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 2,375 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Emperor of Zero by Nietzchian reviews
When a former French Emperor is summoned by a pink-haired girl, the history of Helgekinia is forever changed.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 275,058 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Louise
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3066 - Favs: 7,890 - Follows: 5,035 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Unwavering Sky by Kur0Kishi reviews
He had long since given up. Or to be more precise, he just found it hard to care. He only had his job, his burden and his duty to keep him going. Smiling was a task, a necessity. Not a luxury. This is a story of a man, learning how to see in colours again.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 118,667 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 3,416 - Follows: 3,329 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Naruto U., No. 01/Miya A., No. 07/Akitsu
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 7,626 - Follows: 3,923 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Wizard of the Kaleidoscope by OnTheImportanceOfLungs reviews
What does it take to destroy something completely? Some would be fine with eradicating its soul. Others would argue that you must erase even the concept of the object from existence. AU, with a notoriously complex Magic system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 65 - Words: 177,598 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 2,654 - Follows: 1,928 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 3,974 - Follows: 2,468 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 4374 - Favs: 9,575 - Follows: 8,159 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Everyone has darkness by Darthemius reviews
A boy known to everyone... A hero everyone depended on, in reality... never existed. Naruto returns after his training trip different. But was it a sudden change? Or maybe he didn't change at all? Dark/Strong Naruto. NarutoXMany girls. Mega Crossover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 325,613 - Reviews: 2582 - Favs: 3,806 - Follows: 2,141 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Rise of an Ordinary Ninja reviews
Naruto started his journey as an outcast, the host of the Kyuubi that no one wants. Through intense training, Naruto will rise to new levels, levels that let him compete with the ones looking for his demons, while facing challenges of his inner demons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,146 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Naruto U.