![]() Hi guys! Welcome to my profile. I'm working on my story,whoop-de-do... Also, read my friend Wisegeek's stories . (And yes she has deleted one of her stories.) I don't feel lke putting much on my profile Funny things to do on an Elevator: 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with multiple books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,xXDemonic-AngelicXx,becky199756,Felis-silvestris-lybica/HuntressOfTheSky13,Wisegeek,gothchicnumba1 Copy/Paste: If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's) If you are crazied and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile. If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile. If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.(if this is what dyslexia is like, i can understand it pretty clear) Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF! 95 percent of teenagers don't like to read, if you are part of the 5 who does, copy & paste this on your profile. Add your name. Dragons of Egypt. Twila Starla. AIT98. Minerva's Cat. lancelotguineverefan.alexandriarulzforeva.gothchicnumba1. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, Twila Starla, AIT98. Minerva's Cat. lancelotguineverefan.Wisegeek.gothchicnumba1 If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read stories, copy this into your profile. 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your profile. If you think that writer's block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile. If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste to your profile If ANY class kills all of your self-esteem, copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you think Edward Cullen in a creepy stalker, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile(Kallie, i know ur reading this :p ) If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. Things to do at Wal-Mart: 1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 8 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" and casually walk out like nothing happenned. 12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" You have to read this! The human race is very stupid if they actually put these things on actual consumer labels... On a Myer hairdryer: (This was actually ON my hairdryer paper...AND MY STRAIGHTENER!!!!) On a bag of On a bar of Palmolive soap: On some frozen dinners: On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a K-Mart iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On packet of Nobbys' On an American Airlines packet of nuts: I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for On a Swedish chainsaw: On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy The one who always wonders what she did wrong The one who writes to escape The one who just wants to help The one that really wants to make a difference The one that sticks to her values The one that refuses to believe that this is it The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow The one who won't give in The one who won't give up -by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this. |
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