![]() Hey-Oh! I be an anime freak an' I don't care who knows it. I talk in slang sometimes because i be chili (inside joke). I ain't gunna waste yur time with some borin' profile, so lemme cut to the chase. I find flames funny. I enjoy writing. And stupidity entertains me plus.. I fear de taco man... CAUSE I BE CHILI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you feel like speaking to a COMPLETELY random and childish person, PM meh! Random Quotes of LIFE. "What do you want for dinner?" "Food." "What kind of food?" "Foodception food. What else?" "Foodception food?" "Yes. Foodception food. AKA: Hippy Panda" - Mom, Me, Mom, Me, Mom, Me. "Hippy Panda" Is what I call Panda Express. "I swear to GOD, listen to me or I will punch you in the boob." - Me, to my friend Emi when she kept interrupting me. "I feel weird. You two are all 'OMYGOD I'm CHRISTIAN!' While I'm sitting here in my Agnostic glory." - Me, to my friends Emi and and Catherine. "I'm gunna glomp Liam... NAKED!" - Emi, about the Liam in One Direction. "OMYGOD LIAM IS SO HOT!!!! Not you, no, not you. A different Liam." - Emi, about Liam in One Direction near a dude in her class named Liam. "HER BOYFRIEND IS A BLOND HOOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" - Emi, about Alois Trancy (who I am mentally dating). "You're GAY!?" - Me, to my crush. LONG STORY. "You're 42?" "I'm 32." "Crap, I DID THE MATH WRONG!" "That worries me, considering we're in math class. Working on ALGEBRA" - Me, Teacher, Me, Teacher. She had us do the math to guess her age. "Can we go to the mall? I need to buy some chocolate filled pandas." - Me, to my mom. "Tee hee, I tricky!" My brother, making fun of asians -.- "No I WON'T marry you." "I'm already married, thank you very much." - Me, Teacher. She was taking role and people were saying weird things when she said their names. "PEDOPHILE COUPLE!!!" - Me and Emi. Talking about weird Vocaloid parings, like Oliver and SeeU. "Konnichiwa, wata-" "NO JAPANESE ALLOWED!" - My friend Alexis and the gym teacher. During role at track. "Last night I ate a WHOLE PLATE of cake." "Cool. Last night I ran around my house wearing nothing but a kimono and a cape." Emi, Me. "I swear, you're more Asian than me, and I'm half Japanese!" "And I'm Norwegian, PROBLEM!?" Emi, Me. I was speaking in Japanese because I was bored, saying simple phrases I knew, like "Today is beautiful" "It would be funny if right now someone shouted ENCORE!!!" Me to my friend Anna at the end of a play that was about an hour and a half long, when everyone was clapping. "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIS!" Me to my friend Emi when she was called crazy by a teacher. "Never tick me off. Things get ugly. Things get real. Things I won't name *coughunicornscough* will pee on your face while you sleep." Me, to an annoying fifth grader who is in drama club with me. "HOLY CROSS!" "It's anything BUT holy if YOU are involved." "That's what she said!" - Annoying fifth grader named Tate, Me, Tristen. "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiss LIBERTY!" Catherine, in drama club. That's my part for a play we put on for some elementary schoolers. "WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!? Oh, it's chocolate. and dirt. I wanna eat it!" - My friend Ashley. "You're acting like an Alois." Said by Emi, to me, when I licked her spoon before she had a chance to use it. "Tazer me, you die. From a gun. In your mouth. Going BOOOOOM!" - Me, to Tristen, who has been tazering me. (poking my sides really fast) "Don't hang out with us, children! IT'S FOR YOUR INNOCENCE!" - Me, said to a group of people my age while I was hanging out with Emi. "WATASHI NO HEYA KARA DERU!" "I will never leave your room." "That sounded so dirty." - Me, my brother, me. *note: "watashi no heya kara deru" means "Get out of my room".* "I JUST LOST A PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - Me, to my friend Emi, making fun of Ciel Phantomhive. "MY TRACTORS SEXAY, IT TURNS NATE ONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!" "NO IT DOESN'T!!!!" "You know it does. Don't deny it." - A girl named Kiyah, meh friend Nate, Me. "Lalalalalalalallalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaa" "You done?" "Almost. LAAAAA!! OK, now, I'm done." - Meh bestie Lily, Me, Lily. "Helloooooooo?" "Heeeeeeyyy" "*gasp* Omygossssshhhhhhhhhhh!" - Lily, Me, Lily. I called her and it was my first time talking to her in months. She was surprised to hear from me. "I started watching Black Butler 2! Alois is a Psycho!" "He's a hooker." "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT HIM!!! He is my cousin, I am BREE TRANCY!" "Oh yeah, well, Ciel is my brother and I am JADE PHANTOMHIVE!" (I said my real name here, but YOU NO GETSES TAHT INFORMASHOON! so you get meh middle name) "WAIT! I'm dating your brother, isn't that kinda weird." "Maybe, but I'm dating your cousin, sooo.." "YOU'RE DATING A HOOKER!?" "YEP! TROLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOLOLO- YA-oi MOMENT!" "What. The. Heck." - Bree, Me, Bree, Me, Bree, Me, Bree, Me, Bree. GO MENTAL BOYFRIENDS! "You evil little bundle of FLUFF." - Lily, to her cat. "The evil fluff has something to say *high voice* I sowwy..." - Me, after Lily's cat attacked her for the fifth time. "Holy crap. Now I want to mentally date Kaito. HE MUST GIVE ME ICECREAM!" - Me, it was written down on a piece of paper because I couldn't talk, due to a sore throat. "What website are you on, and what is with this picture?" "That doesn't matter, I want the Rin, GIVE ME THE RIIIINNN!!!" - My dad, Me. I was on Zerochan, looking this pic "Holy crap. You do not believe I am sick? Time for a BEAT DOWN!!" "I don't think you could give someone a beat down if you were sick..." "*evil smile* That's what you think.." "I'm scared." - Me, my bro, Me, my bro. "So you're really emo, so do you like, cut yourself?" - A girl in my class to my friend Emi/Bree. "You are a woman Dwight. A woman. Embrace it. Except it. Sexify it." - Me, about Dwight on the office in the Diversity Day episode (god, I can't type at 7:30 in the morning...). "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!" - Me, on the bus, when my... acquaintance? Not my friend... Kept pushing her boobs against my arms. "CRAP A NOODLE!" - Me, on so many occasions, I don't know when this started. "I'm a BIRD motha-pasta I'm a BIRD!" - Me, when I messed up and flailed my arms wildly doing the "Phoenix" thing from Black Butler. "The b* wants you inside. *after kiyah is gone* She's gunna be murdered." "And raped." - Ashley, Me. EVERYONE hates the sub because our teacher is sick for homeroom. Her name almost sounds like "Rapist" So now almost everyone (behind her back) calls her Mrs. Rapist. "I dreamt about the Hunger Games last night!" "That must have been a bloody dream..." "Not really. It was with gingerbread men." - Me, Emi/Bree, Me. "PHHHHHHANNNNNNNTOOOOMM OF THE OPPERRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" "I thought you liked POTO!" "I do. That's just fun to sing." - Me, Emi/Bree, Me. "EDWARD CULLEN IS A GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FIREWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK!" "Firework?" "Yep. 'Cause he sparkles!" - A girl named Catherine, me, Catherine. "Are there any 'Team Edward' fans in this school?" "Nah. Not that many 'Team Jacob' fans either.." "What? What's the majority of the students' team?" "Team I don't Effin' Care!" - Emi/Bree, Me, Emi/Bree, Me. "Poke." "Poke." "Poke." "Poke" "Super Poke." "Uber Super Poke." "GODLY POKE!" "You didn't." - Me, A dude named Clavin, Me, Calvin, Me, Calvin, Me, Calvin. We randomly poke each other. "We do illegal things *wide grin*" "THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU ADVERTISE!!!!!!!!!!" - Calvin, Me. We both saw a movie on website where it was leaked... "OHAYOU GOZAIMASU!" "You shut up!" "I said good morning." - Me, a random person on my bus, Me. He thought I said shut up in a different language XD. "KATNISS'S SISTER IS NOT NAMED PANEM! WHY DOES THIS STUPID PIECE OF PAPER SAY HER NAME IS PANEM!" - Me, when someone, I think it was a teacher, wrote a little summary thing on The Hunger Games and it said "Katniss's sister, Panem," blah blah blah. I started freaking out and kept on demanding that it is corrected. "I'm gunna sue Subway for false advertisement." "What did they falsely advertise?" "They say that there is no such thing as no, but I have a feeling they wouldn't say yes if you asked for a free PS3." - Me, my mom, Me. "OH YEAH THREESOME!" - Ashley, when she was making DIRTY jokes for every picture in a SHOJO manga "How to Draw" book thing, and one had three people...so...yeah. "Why is everyone looking over th- MRS. B!!!" - A kid named Elisha (mentioned in Dear Thingy XD) when our teacher came back today after being away sick for a month and a half. "Instead of putting you in jail I HIT YOU WITH A STICK!" - My friend Anna (also mentioned in Dear Thingy -.-) when we were learning about Taoism, Confusionism (sp?), and Legalism. There was I diagram for Legalism of someone getting beaten and then someone said "So they didn't go to jail, but were beaten?" and then Anna shouted this. "*scatching leg randomly* Sooo... What should we do about this problem here... *trails off and lifts leg, petting it weirdly* Look at my sexy leg! My sexy leg holds all answers!!" - Me, when me and Anna were stuck on a math problem. "Angel!! I just lost the gaame!!!" "What game?" "THE Game." "You mean... THE GAME!??!?! Which one, because at my house, The Game is where the object of the game is to not think of the game. DANGIT I JUST LOST THE GAME!!" "I HATE YOU ANGEL!!" - Me, my friend Angel, Me, Angel, my friend who moved (due to bullying) LuCinda. "Pat pat, you are my doggy, and my doggy knows all." "I'm only six, and I'm not a dog." - Me, my cousin(she's really small and adorable and stuffs!). "You claim things know all too often, you know that?" "CHESHIRE KNOWS ALL!! And yes I do, because I know all, for I am Cheshire." - Emi/Bree, Me. "America, FACE IT! You shal never be as awesome of zeh awesomeness of me! PRUSSIA!!" - My friend Emily. We assigned different countries to each other. I'm (now) Sealand, but I am sometimes America. Emily is Prussia (because she's prussian), Emi/Bree is England (but she doesn't suck at cooking -.-), and Angel is Belarus (because she is REALLY scary...). "Unciorns and fairies and dragons and all the 'supernatural *quotation mark fingers* stuff EXISTS!! But not Aliens. That's just stupid" "*knocks head* England? Is that you?" - Me, Emi/Bree. "Ciel. You need help." - Emi/Bree, reffering to the "I JUST LOST A PAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN!!!" Thing. "Now I'm gunna take this potato chip an-- *potato chip is knocked out of my hand* HOW DARE YOU!" - Me. Emi knocked my potato chip away before I could finish my QUOOOOTE!!!! "You know, he's probably crying because you won't share the cake." "Does that mean you'd be willing to share your cake?" "HECK NO!!" - Me, my Mom's Best Friend Katie, Me. Katie's baby was crying.. And we were all eating strawberry shortcakes :D "Now class, lets all introduce ourselves by shouting out our names!" girl wearing a crop top and shorts sits next to a boy as it's his turn to shout his name* "BONER!!" "Ugh!" "What no, Bone-- NONONO, I didn't mean it like th--" "I know EXACTLY what you meant!" "WhaT!? No!!! Boner!! *points at paper where his name is written down*" "I don't need to see your MATURE drawings." - A RP with me and Emi's OC's. So it goes... Teacher, Boner(XD), Alice, Boner, Alice, Boner, Alice. Dear god, when we came up with this little incident we were laughing like crazy XD |
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