Mistress Harpie
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Joined 07-15-03, id: 419780

Name: Urd

Nicknames: Mai, Seto, Urd-kun, to name a few.

Age: 14

Location: The...OUTHOUSE OF MADNESS!!

Favorite Non-Anime Movies: Rocky Horror, Donnie Darko, Shock Treatment, Aladdin, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, The Princess Bride, Nightmare before Christmas, anything Peter Pan-related.

Fave Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Utena, Ah My Goddess, Chobits, Utena: Adolescence MOKUSHIROKU, Aa! Megami-sama!! The Movie

Favorite Non-Anime Shows: JEM, Teen Titans, Kim Possible, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Favorite Pairings: Utena/Anthy, K1/Bell, Juri/Shiori, Hideki/Chii, Jou/Mai Tristan/Serenity, Yuki/Shuichi, Dee/Ryo (Yes, I know, I'm VERY canon. Canon fanon.)

Misc: I LOVE Starmites! ^.^.^.^

People That Need To Be Shot or Hit By a Truck: Gouzaburo Kaiba, CHUCK NORRIS, Cheretia Chen (From Donnie Darko), CHUCK NORRIS, Hilary Duff, CHUCK NORRIS, Kyouichi Saionji, CHUCK NORRIS, Noah Kaiba, and lastly, CHUCK NORRIS. And Gouzaburo Kaiba.

Why I Hate Chuck Norris: He's a 60-year-old white guy* who does infomercials andkarate in westerns, and he starred in 'Walker, Texas Ranger.' What's NOT to hate? JOIN THE ANTI-CHUCK NORRIS ASSOCIATION NOOOOWWW! :D

I'm NOT trying to be racist. I SWEAR.

About Me: I can be really hyper and spastic at times, and rather serious at others. In times like that, Magenta likes to make fun of me and say I'm being Seto-ish, to which I tend to reply that I will have her killed. Which really doesn't help my situtaion -.- I am obsessed with Shoujo Kakumei Utena and am trying to find where to buy the Rose Signet rings, Juri's locket, and Nanami's cowbell, the latter two being in existance, I just can't find them. If you can help me out with that, I will be eternally grateful. Yaoi is okay, I guess, but I really prefer yuri, if anyhing.When I criticise fanfics, I usually show no mercy. Sometimes, it's a simple comment like, "That was good, can't wait to see what happens next!" Others, it's a long rant. Could be good or bad. Just giving you a heads-up, so please don't napalm my house.

FAN-CHARS. THAT WILL POP UP IN FICS AND REVIEWS

I, myself, will often appear in fics. In these casses, I am Urd-kun, Goddess 2nd Class, Type 1 (Limited), Element: Wind, Angel: Crystal Nova

Name: Freyja (F)
Age: 15 or so
Race: Demon First Class, Fire Element
Doublet: Urd (me, not the original AMG char.)

Name: Embla (F)
Age: 15 or 16
Race: Goddess First Class, Type 1 (Unlimited)
Element: Earth
Angel: Nature's Glory
Love Interest(for lack of a better word): Vera

Name: Vera (F)
Age: 15
Race: Goddess First Class, Type 1 (Unlimited)
Element: Water
Angel: Graceful Rain
Love Interest: Embla

Name: Loki (M)
Age: 16
Race: Demon First Class
Best Friend: Freyja

FICS IN PROGRESS

These are all fics that I'm working on with my friend, Magenta. My solo fics are on my other user (OrichalcosHarpie).

Disneyland: Magenta and I take designated Yu-Gi-Oh characters, along with some fan chars. to the Happiest Place on Earth for some good, clean mayhem!

Aladdin, Little Mermaid, Rocky Horror, and Starmites: We attempt to do re-makes of these awesome movies using ourselves, our fancharacters, and YGO and AMG characters. Chaos ensues. Poor, poor director will most likely end up in looney bin. Laugh at him. Laugh at him NOW.

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Da Brats, Da Cheese, and Da Cows by kiwikate89 reviews
Yami's been having some trouble with the pigeons and mice of Domino City, so everyone plans on a Summer trip. Where, you ask? Wisconsin! This story is rated for some lanugage and other stuff here and there, and for pure Wisconsinited fun. ENJOY!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,073 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 4/14/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004
The Unspoken Heart by Melissa Norvell reviews
ONE SHOT It's a rainy day at Ohtori Academy and Arisugawa Juri is walking through the rain and thinking of the one she hates most, or is it loves to hate? JuriXSaionji R&R! REVISED
Utena - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
OoTP Rocky Horror Picture show style by Sasha Kaidanovsky reviews
[ON HOLD] OotP Spoiler! It's the events of OotP told entirely with Rocky Horror songs! God, I'm bored. Read it, you should get a good laugh. We're up to song: I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN I CAN TEACH YOU DEFENSE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2004 - Published: 7/9/2003
The Bug Repost by Evil-sick-cow reviews
This is a re-post. It's a shoujo-aiyuri story. r&r... please!
Oh My Goddess! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,348 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/14/2004 - Published: 7/3/2003
Impossible Reality by CKthePhantomess reviews
When Kaiba goes to Pegasus's Island to accuse Pegasus of theft, both of them vanish without a trace. Then, Yugi and his friends go to investigate. But what do you do when tragedy strikes and no one can explain why the impossible is happening?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,635 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 5/1/2003
Tea stricken madness by The Holy Beergut reviews
Help Belldandy get her Darjeeling tea!( And try not to kill anybody in the process)WARNING! Contain OOC(and somewhat homocidal) Belldandy
Oh My Goddess! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 3/31/2003
Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again by CKthePhantomess reviews
//songfic to 'WYWSHA' from 'Phantom// It's been years since Kaiba's parents have died, but the scars his heart feels are still there. Listen to him weep at their graves.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2003
Tears in Heaven by Happyme reviews
This story is an alternative to Ah! My Goddess what if it were Peorth and not Belldandy to grant Keiichi's wish. "Who are you?" (Chapter 6: A Friend to be)
Oh My Goddess! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,339 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/30/2003 - Published: 1/6/2003