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 Hi! I'm Clara and i hope you in joy reading my profile I am working on my first story. I like: Ever After High, Warrior Cats, Harry Potter,and Alice in Wonderland to name a few I am 12 and live in the USA. Who is your favourite Ever After High character? Cerise Hood Who is your favourite Harry Potter character? Remus Lupin If you had to chose between Harry Potter and Ever After High, which would you pick? Ever After High Which Harry Potter couple do you ship the most? GinnyHarry Which Ever After High couple do you ship the most? DexterRaven Who is your least favourite Harry Potter character? Dolores Umbridge Who is your least favourite Ever After High character? Courtly Jester What is your favourite Hogwarts house? Ravenclaw Are you a royal or a rebel? Rebel Which magical subject would you teach? Potions What is your favourite fairytale? Peter Pan Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts: 1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms 2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office. 3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class 4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss 5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda 6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar 7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy 8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month" 9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches 12) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!" 13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm. 14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor 15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental 16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends" 17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book. 18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!" 19) It’s not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate. 20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls. 21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice. 22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand. 23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs. 24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice. 25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort. 26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera. 27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force". 28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays. 29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library. 30) I will not send Snape a bar of soap for Christmas. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed, or if you plan on doing any of those things! 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile Did you know... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want you to make the first move. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now...make a wish. Wish REALLY hard! WISH WISH WISH! Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and paste into your profile before 15 minutes is up and your wish will be granted. 1. Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 81, line 4. "nor did he want that relief which could from thence be administered to him." The Pilgrim's Progress by John Bunyan. 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? A gaming devise. 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Mr. Popper's Penguins. 4. Without looking, guess what time it is. 12:00 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 11:25 6. With the exception of the computer what else can you hear? The Phone. 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? I was going to church 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? My email. 9. What are you wearing? sweatpants, socks, and a sweatshirt. 10. Did you dream last night? No. 11. When did you last laugh? Like a second ago... 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? bookshelves,a clock, and pictures. 13. Seen anything weird lately? Er... no, I don't think so 14. What do you think of this quiz? It's awesome!!!! 15. What was the last film you saw? Rise of the Guardians. 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight. What would you buy? A tablet. 17. Tell me something about you that I don’t know. I am really, really, really, crazy. 18. IF you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? 19. Do you like to dance? Yes 20. What do you want to be when you grow up 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Cerise. 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Dexter. Six Truths in Life 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical imposibility 2. All idiots, after reading this will try it 3. And discover that it's a lie 4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot. 5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see. 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face. Natural Hair Colour: [x]Brown - $100 [ ]Blonde - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75 Total: $100 Eye Color: Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [ ] Blue - $150 [ ] Hazel - $100 ] Other - $15 [ ] Total so far: $250 Height: [ ] Over 7′ - $200 [ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175 [ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - 570$ [ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75 [ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85 [ ] under 5'4 0$ Total so far: $325 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Total so far: $425 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [ ] First born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ] Second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] Third born - $550 [ ] Fourth born - $300 [ ] Fifth born - $400 [ ] Sixth born -$215 Total so far: $525 Drink? ] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] Only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [x] No - $600 Total so far: $1125 Vision? [x] perfect vision - $400 [ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200 [ ] No correction - $100 [ ] Glasses - $50 [ ] Contacts - $25 [ ] Surgical correction - $100 Total so far: $1525 Shoe Size: [ ] 13 - $300 [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [ ] 7 to 10 - $500 [ ] Under 7- $450 "Oh my god! You have such small feet! Let's compare"... YES I HAVE SMALL FEET! Total so far: $2025 Favourite Colours (multiple): [ ] Green - $750 [ ] Red - $600 [x] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow -$475 [ ] Brown - $300 [ ]Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 ] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [x] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [x] Other - $500 Total: $3275 Did you use a calculator to add it all up? Yes - $0 [ ] Nope -$1000 ] some - 750 [x] Final Total: $4025 15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART ... or just about any store... 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission: Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... 10 FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF! 1. You're reading my profile 1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down. Most girls like pink Most girls where eyeshadow and make-up Most girls yell at rain Most girls love guys who don't love them Most girls be what other people want them to be Most girls love to be hated, and hate to be loved Most girls will cry and or cowor if you hit them Most girls are selfish Most girls are fake But. . . Other girls like red Other girls where nothing but their dirty clothes from yesterday Other girls play in the rain Other girls kick a guy when they don't love them Other girls be themselves Other girls laugh at being hated, and love to be loved Other girls will " WHOP YOUR BUT!!!!!" if you lay a single finger on them Other girls care for others before themselves Other girls are real Most girls think this is stupid and hate it, Other girls will love this and post it immediately In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (How would you even USE this is your sleep?) On a bag of Fritos! ...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (So then how do I know that I'm a winner?) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (You don't say...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (So I DON'T need to defrost it? COOL!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (...WHY!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Wait, it will be hot? That never occurred to me) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Now you tell me! Ow!) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (I really hope parents aren't letting kids drive/operate things in general!) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Oh, so you get SLEEPY? Hu...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (WHAT OTHER USE IS THERE!) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (But what's the other use?) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (So there are no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Aw... I was going to throw it at the people behind me) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (DAMN IT! I can never find a costume that can make me fly.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (... No kidding Sherlock!) On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:"Put on fork and eat." (Really? I use my hands to eat pasta... hm...) Now that you've smiled at least once, Copy and Paste this onto your profile You Might Be An Author If... 1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written. 2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names. 3. You often imagine your books becoming movies. 4. Spell check is your best friend. 5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background. 6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters. 7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene. 8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing. 9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym. 10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long. 11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence. 12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written. 13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better. 14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself. 15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time. 16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly. 17. You talk to yourself... constantly. 18. You forget what day it is when your writing. 19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away. 20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc. 21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end. 22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it. 23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas. 24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. 25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story. 26. You are in love with the Thesaurus. 27. You dream about your stories. 28. You dream of new stories. 29. You often revisit some of your old stories. 30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing. |
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