Okay, let's just get this over with so I can enjoy my loud fireplace upstairs.

Bonjour, my name is A Piece of Rotten Fish (I guess you already knew that though), and I can't share personal info that could lead to any of you mucho-creepy-Internet predators to finding me in my cozy little basement/cave dweller hole (that's what my friends call it). But here's some extremely non-confidential information that will not lead to any of you mucho-creepy-Internet predators to finding me in my cozy little basement/cave dweller hole (that's what my friends call it).

&NON-CONFIDENTIAL INFO& that will not lead to any of you mucho-creepy-Internet predators to finding me in my cozy little basement/cave dweller hole (that's what my friends call it)

Nicknames: A Piece of Rotten Fish, Cave Dweller, Ganondork Stunt Double #934, Ai, Bob the Crazy Windmill Guy (REMEMBER HIM?), Kitt (my actual nickname), Fish

Favourite Technological Things Including a Few Literary Works: The Legend of Zelda (addicted since 1995, baby!), Pokemon (addicted since birth), Harry Potter, Ask a Ninja, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series, & the Twilight series (ZOMFG. -foams at the mouth-), House, Heroes, Psych, CSI, The Office

Favourite Moosical-ish Groups: Relient K, Fall Out Boy, Paramore, Skillet, Flyleaf, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Augustana, Death Cab for Cutie, Dashboard Confessional, Yellowcard, Cobra Starship, Metric

Favourite Pairings =333: Link x Midna, Edward x Bella, Jacob x Bella, Nessie x Jacob (I'm extremely conflicted), Ron x Hermione

Favourite People: My bestestestestestestestestestestest friend in the whole wide world Abby (I WUV YOU!), Amy, Ally, Sayuri (my foreign exchange student), Craig Ferguson (he pwns David Letterman), Russel Brand, Ricky Jervais, Will Smith, Johnny Depp, Heath Ledger (RIP), Steve Carrell

Favourite Activities: writing (big surprise), reading (yet another big surprise), foreign cultures/languages, staring off into space while brainstorming so much that people in the vicinity get struck by my brain lightning, chemistry, roleplaying, debating against my friend about how pirates are superior to ninjas because they have Johnny Depp, watching Johnny Depp movies, acting like Johnny Depp, prank calling at midnight on sidewalks, preparing for mah future career as a psychiatrist (this changes often), saving up money for the extreme amount of money I'll need for Dartmouth, looking up mental disorders, becoming a Canada expert, eating baby carrots wrapped in pepperoni, musicale, going "home"

Favourite Things One Finds in a Story: Romance (real stuff, not the immediately fall in love kind), horror (ONLY in writing, though. If it isn't visualized, it's not scary), SUPER ANGST (including suicidals... they have to fail, though), male pregnancy/regular pregnancy (YES, I'M WEIRD. IT MAKES ME LAFF), shadow people (specifically vampires and Twili xD), humor (the good random kind), realistic stuffs, FANTASY (but not too, um... fantastic?)

"QUOTES"ES&

"I liked how in this game, Link was actually wearing chainmail, so it half explained why he was almost invincible." "Yeah... Hey, I wonder if he has chainmail underwear?" "-screen goes all dramatic on Link's face-" - Kitt and Abigail discuss Twilight Princess while playing it.

"STOP BLOCKING YOU PANSY!" - Kitt gets mad at Ansem for being a pansy.

"Oh crap, what am I going to do with these?" - Abigail voicing Link while he stares at his hands.

"OH MY GOD, ABBY, I HAD TO CALL YOU." "... Kitt, it's 11:30 pm. Go back to bed." "But my Magikarp evolved into Gyrados!!" - Kitt calling Abby to share the good news.

"FWAGWHAAAA!?" - Abigail about most everything.

"... Thank you Lord for giving us magical Hersheys..." - a line from Tucker's psalm that he made all by himself.

"Kitt, are you okay? You ran into a wall!" "I'm aware of that..." "Are you okay?" "I'm more than okay. I'm awesome." - Kitt talking to the youth director on the ski trip after Kitt successfully ran into the first aid building going full speed on her skiis.

"Hey Abby, guess what I did on the ski trip? I ran into the first aid building and got eight stitches on my chin and sprained my wrist." - Kitt telling Abigail about her epic skiing adventure, to which Abigail answered with five minutes straight of laughter. Kitt even timed her.

"Hey Kitt? I think I have a napkin stuck in my pants." - Abigail ruining the cute moment at the end of Juno.

"Delegate from New York who-" "EDGAR ALAN POE." "... No-" "RALPH WALDO EMERSON." "No, Ki-" "JESUS." "ALEXANDER HAMILTON." "HE WAS BIPOLAR." "YEAH, I KNEW--wait, what?" - Kitt needs to study and Abby needs to make a no-shouting-irrelevant-answers law.

"HOW DARE THEY MAKE AN ALLUSION TO EDGAR ALAN POE IN A MIDDLE SCHOOL VAMPIRE BOOK." - Kitt got mad at the kid in Leanne's new vamp book who was named Edgar Poe (that kid needs to be the first to die. =K).

"SPARTANS PWN THE HALO GEEK SQUAD, HELLZYEAH." - Kitt after her scholastic team (the Spartans--not really) seriously pummeled the opposing team (the Halo Geek Squad--not really.) at practice today.

"This is some good stuff. It makes me think of France and Germany, all at the same time..." - Kitt after she drank raspberry lemonade Propel. She had a very straight face.

"What's it called when two planes meet? A tragedy." - Mr. Bryan (my geometry teacher) teaching us about planes (not the flying things, the infinite 2-D things)

"Now we're gonna talk about evolution, I know, 'BUTYOUCAN'TSAYWEWEREMONKEYSI'MNOTAMONKEY...!' This is DIFFERENT." - Mr. Gilbreth (biology teacher) talking to us about evolution (not like how we supposedly came from monkeys, superior dominant traits 'n' stuff)

"Kitt, are you high on something?" "Hell yeah! I'm high on BAND!" - Dalton to Kitt, respectively at the football game two hours ago

"OH MY GOD, THE FOG IS COMING!" "Ally, unless we're characters in a Stephen King novel, I think we'll be okay." "But how do you know we're NOT in a Stephen King novel?" "I DON'T! HAHAHA! HAHAHA!" - Ally and Kitt, also respectively and also at the football game two hours ago

"... Your hair looks grey-" "LAVENDAR IN THE RIGHT LIGHT!" - Abby makes an observation and Leanne corrects her.

"Kitt, I want your hand!" - Kirk in Honors English talking about Kitt's neat handwriting and how he wished he had her hand so he could write like her. It came out wrong.

"Here's my synopsis of a House episode: the person is dying. They think it's a disease and it ends up not being. They think it's another one and it isn't. The person almost dies. The main characters do something risky. They come up with a third explanation that isn't right. THEN they come up with the correct illness that resulted because of the three that were thought of beforehand. That's basically what you can expect from an ordinary episode of House... of which there are none, so forget what I just said." - Kitt explaining her idea of House to Ally after becoming addicted.

"Do you remember that one time in fifth grade when Matt stole my wallet, played keep-away with it, and called me a bitch?" - Kitt reminisces upon seeing Matt again.

"You don't get experience if you die!" - the conclusion of an epic debate in English 132.

"Somewhere that's... greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen... OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP CRAP CRAP!" - Emily almost fell off the stage extensions while singing "Somewhere That's Green" for Little Shop of Horrors.

&ASSORTED CANDIED POTATOES&

Current Activity: Eating peanuts, talking to homework-ridden roleplaying buddies...

Current Colour: Christmasy colours!

Current Mood: So la la. (Deutsch)

Current Food: Dry roasted peanuts, aka BRAIN FOOD.

Current Music: "Million Voices" by BarlowGirl

Current Wants: PEOPLE TO POST FOR ME AT AE.

Current Book: I am the messenger by Marcus Zusak (MOST AMAZING MODERN WRITER EVER, ZOMFG. READ. HIS. BOOKS.)

Just Learned About: How to say family member names in Deutsch.

&STORIES&

Dark Green: Imagination fountain has gone dry again... But it'll be up and running soon, probably.

(Name To Be Announced): So far, all I know is that it will be a Nessie/Jacob story about them starting a family. Don't worry, I'll pay just as much attention to Dark Green as it, okay? (Actually, that's not very reassuring...)

Black Snow: COMING NOT SO SOON. It shall be Zelda, though, since that's the only thing I can write in fanfiction for the most part. xD

P.S: I am American but I have been told by Canadians that I am a Canadian. Thank you very much.