![]() Author has written 4 stories for Mortal Instruments. Hi I am I'Yahnah.I share a page with mybff Alaza crazy wright.WRONG!WHEN YOU PUT TO BOOK LOVING.FUNNY.CRAZY .and might I just add gorgeous FANGIRLS TOGETHER YOU GET ONE FANCY PARTY.with Magnus Bane...and any mortal instruments: fans KNOW A MAGNUS BANE party is the craziest party .that is the only thing I can think of to describe me and my BFF ALAZA. #fangirls forever a little about me: Fav color:blue Fav actors: Jamie Campbell Bower, Lily Collins (yes I am also a divergent fan)Faction: I'm dauntless but I am smart enough to go for erudite. Yes I am weird as well.just like my bff . Just in case you didn't notice thanks read -review-and PM on our stories Im going to re do all mystories s alaza profile I haven't wrote any stories yet so all credit goes to I'Yahnah if and when I write stories they will be for divergent until then I will just review stories ... song : hall of fame by the script color : blue movie : sinister (not scary at all to me ) THATS ALL IM TELLING YOU ABOUT ME FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella. FRIENDS: Never asks for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) (never drinking in my life so HAHA suckers) FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella. FRIENDS: Never asks for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) (never drinking in my life so HAHA suckers) FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will hide in your suitcase. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Will dig an escape tunnel with your plastic spork after theirs breaks. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOOOME!" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! 19 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" 17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow, bitch!" 18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match. I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a butt I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not do anything with my life I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi I WEAR GLASSES or RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling butt I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo “I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.” ― Eminem |
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