Hello everybody! Moonlit Feathers here. I changed my name recently; new year, new name. Sorry to any fans who got confused! :)

I like Full Metal Alchemist, YuYuHakusho, Bleach, Death Note, Diana Wynne Jones, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Discworld, Artemis Fowl, the Princess Bride, Monty Python (movies and TV series), Hayao Miyazaki, and just to be mainstream, Naruto (slightly), Yu-Gi-Oh! and Harry Potter. I like humorous fics, Mary-Sue bashing and AU. I tend to avoid OOC, but OC's are fine if well-written.

Favorite characters: (Naruto) Shino, Deidara, Orochimaru, Kakashi, (FMA) Envy, Lust, Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, Edward Elric (Death Note) L, Ryuk, (Artemis Fowl) Artemis, Holly Short, Foaly, Opal Koboi (Diana Wynne Jones) Chrestomanci, Sophie Hatter, (YuYuHakusho) Kurama, Hiei, Genkai, Jin, (Yu-Gi-Oh!) Yami Yugi, Yami Marik, Yami Bakura, Bakura, (Inuyasha) Sesshoumaru, (Hitchhiker's Guide) Marvin, Zaphod Beeblebrox, (Discworld) Everyone! Except Susan.

Favorite quotations:

"Roads? Where we're going we won't need...roads." - Back to the Future 1

"And what do you burn besides witches?" "MORE WITCHES!!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!" - Monty Python's Flying Circus

"Would you like me to go rust in a corner or shall I just fall apart where I'm standing?" - Marvin, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"We apologize for the inconvenience." - the Hitchhiker's Guide

"...in a castle far, far away where no one can hear you BEEEEP..." - Potter Puppet Pals:Wizard Swears

"No, not the club, not there, it's far too lar--ARRRRRGH!!" - 8-bit Theater

"Oh, I'll give them their dental plan." - The One Ring to Rule Them All

"That's right - I AM THE PUMPKIN KING!" - The Nightmare Before Christmas

"THERE IS ALWAYS TIME FOR ANOTHER LAST MINUTE." - DEATH, The Hogfather

"Give us the gate key!" "I have no gate key." Fezzik, tear his arms off." "Oh you mean this gate key." - The Princess Bride (movie)

"What about the R.O.U.S.s?" "Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist." - The Princess Bride (movie)

"Is this a kissing book?" - The Princess Bride (movie)

"You? Him? He's a panda. You're a panda." - Kung Fu Panda

Chain-profile-posts (that stuff that says "if you agree, copy and post this!" I don't usually do this, but I went with a whim):

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

Re-post this if you think gay marriage should be legal. Marriage rights for all!

If you have ever walked into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that those dumb kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, copy and paste this into your profile.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

You can't spell slaughter without laughter.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines- Stephen Wright

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target- Ashleigh Brilliant.

Now on to the fics!