NotSoWiseMan
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Joined 08-26-07, id: 1362058, Profile Updated: 03-30-11
Author has written 1 story for Gundam UC.

Age : Does it really matter? Besides not telling.

Nationality : Filipino, and a wee bit Chinese. (not much though, but one of my friends still calls me the Chinaman.)

Gender : A proud, (not masochistic or anything, just proud.) man

Current Occupation : Workin at a Hospital, all we really do is sit around in the room, talking, and No I'm not kidding.

The Icon you say?: Respect the common man forced to fight the monstrosities of the 41st Millenium, under threat of death by: Field execution, burnt as a heretic at a pyre, abducted by the Inquisition, and so much more. Benefits include: A great dental plan (After 10 years of service, life expectancy, 1 week, well, in a lightly contested area, on Broucheroc: 15 Hours after departure from Drop Ship, on Cadia: 15 Minutes, after recruitment ).

Interests: Cooking, Reading books and manga, watching anime and great works of comedy (JEFF DUNHAM!, he is a ventriloquist, watch it on Youtube.), the Gundam series of anime (Not SEED, not to be offensive, but personally, the originals and sidestories like 0080 and 8th MS Team of U.C. and Wing were better.), and Model Kits.

Dislikes: Those who act like, as my inner gentleman would say, "Nigh Total arses". Those who would put down a fellow person's dreams for their own amusement or at the whim of another sad excuse of a person. and those who constantly write yaoi, seriously, not that I hate Homosexuals, Lesbians, or the Bisexuals, there is enough already, I've read some out of curiosity, they occasionaly have great stories, but most are just NarutoXSasuke, a fangirls dream of Men, having Shmex, with little to no backstory, even for some crack-fics they suck.

Realizations: A wee few things I noticed during my viewing time of the site.

1. A lack of stories, or even no stories, for some characters

Ever since I've been searching around FF.net for stories, I've noticed that there were stories missing for some characters that I personally like.

I noticed that even Jack Archer from Robotech/Macross: Battlecry had no stories with him as a main character. Bernie Wiseman from Mobile Suit Gundam 0080: War in the Pocket had few stories going for him.

So I've decided to write stories about these characters just to put it out there because these characters can be written about with fresh ideas

because nobody really wrote about them. This is what I hope to change in the near future, even spark an interest in these characters.

Wish me Luck, and improvement in my writing

The NotSoWiseMan

Some Quotes by MEEEEEE!! and/or Famous Characters/ Real People :

"All warfare is based off Deception"

Sun Tzu, "The Art of War"

" I don't fear Death, I invite him/her to my home, offer him/her tea, ask him/her if Bleach by Tite Kubo is bullcrap, and ask him/her how I'm gonna kick the bucket."

Me, When someone asked me if I fear Death

"Family first! And any man who says anything different is wrong... And you should hit that man... With a stick."

Bill Wilson, Cannibal of Andale, Fallout 3

"It's you and me against the world... We attack at dawn."

Mandy, from Billy and Mandy

"If I can't kill them with arrows, I can certainly kill them with a few tons of men, steel, and horses, charging them at 30+ miles per hour!"

Me, when told my enemy can block arrows, (I mean running them over with Knights, covered in armor, and armed with swords!)

"We stole the Eagle from the Air Force, the Anchor from the Navy, and the Rope from the Army. On the 7th day while god rested, we overran his perimeter and stole the Globe, and we've been running the show ever since. We live like soldiers and talk like sailors, and slap the hell out of both of them. Soldier by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, Marine by GOD!!"

The U.S.M.C. Marines, the modern day raiders, like cooler, gun-using Vikings.

Advice ( Don't read if you don't wish for any) :

Thou shalt not mess with thine or thine friends animals, it turns out just like the Jack Link's Beef Jerky commercial, no, not the sasquatch, I reference the pain those who mess with the animal(s) receive.

On a Side Note :

Challenging Statement : This unit owns all other assassination units in the Universe, that means YOU Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Altair ibn La-Ahad. (Guess Who)

If you have never played KOTOR before that was HK-47, the coolest meatbag terminating unit ever, not even Schwarzenegger, has anything on that.

Story Ideas : I have been floating around an Idea for an Outlaw Star followup fanfic, I just want to follow up a series that got into my heart after watching the first few episodes.

So please send me a message : Give it a go, or do you have a better suggestion?

Story List, Status, and Development Level Included

1. Alternate History : Side Story 0080

Status : HIATUS

Development Level : Second Chapter nearly finished

Planned Stories, w/ Status and Development Level

1. Untitled

Status : My current largest story, needs to be a complete thought out more though.

Development Level : Pilot chapter Written

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The Void by LD 1449 reviews
Minato and Sarutobi had a plan. Kyuubi's presence altered that plan. Now years later one Uzumaki Naruto finds himself ensnared in a web of murder, lies and tragedy and now must face an evil that has long threatened all of the shinobi nations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,143 - Reviews: 2495 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete
Golden Jedi by Hyperguy reviews
Naruto made peace on his planet and now he has to leave his old planet and become a mercanary. Before joining the mercanry group he goes into training to learn the ways of the lightsaber. Sequel to Golden Eyes. I do not own.
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 96,225 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
For the Greater Good by Myrdraxxis reviews
Left to die on the bridge during the wave mission, Naruto is found by a spy for a very powerful force. Now during the Chunnin exams, Naruto returnes, an agent of a strange new empire, ready to spread the Greater Good. Warhammer 40k x-over. Naruto/FEMkyuub
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,494 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Cold As Death by Myrdraxxis reviews
Naruto will rise to power in an unforeseen different way. The power of an ancient, long forgotten race at his fingertips, he shall purge the world of all deemed unworthy. Semi-Dark Naruto. AU Warhammer40k x-over. No pairings as of now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,698 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Alternate History : Side Story 0080 reviews
There are many possibilities for an alternate event, one sidestep, one shot, or a swing of a weapon can cause untold consequences. Would a rookie soldier known as Bernard Wiseman change his fate if he knew the outcome? On Hiatus, See Profile.
Gundam UC - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bernard W., Christina M.