Ummm, hey guys! Yeah, so I'm new here, although I did have another (new) account here that I lost sadly. But I have a new one! So, lemme tell you a little bit about myself. I'm American and currently in Year 7. I'm not very tall, although I'm not very short either so I suppose you could say I'm average. I've got an almost 7 year old sister and 6 cousins, me being the eldest. I have 3 married uncles ( the youngest got married about 3 months ago ) and my Mom. I live on the campus of the school I go to, since my mom teaches there and you could say it's pretty cool. Cuz it is! Yup, oh, and I'm 12, turning 13 in less than 6 months. That's about it. And I love the color turquoise. :)

Quick! Write down your 12 favorite cats from warriors in no particular order!

1. Sandstorm

2. Firestar

3. Leafpool

4. Squirrelflight

5. Whitewing

6. Cloudtail

7. Honeyfern

8. Brambleclaw

9. Dustpelt

10. Willowpelt

11. Bluestar

12. Mistystar

1. What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending?

Sandstorm/Squirrelflight

Sandflight, not that bad actually! I like it!

2. Would you consider naming in your story, a cat with 2's first name and 3's last name?

Firestar/Leafpool

Firepool. Quite nice actually. Yes, yes I would.

3. Would you make fun of a cat named ( 5's first name and 2's last name )?

Whitewing/Firestar

Whitestar? *Gulp* Uhhh, no! -gets exiled-

Whitestar: Yeah! That's what I thought!

4. What genre would a story be with a cat named ( 1's first name and 5's last name ) as the main character?

Sandstorm/Whitewing

Sandwing. Hmmm, probably something of adventure and humor.

5. What would you name a story with ( 2's last name and 1's last name ) and ( 3's first name and 5's first name )?

Firestar/Sandstorm and Leafpool/Whitewing

Starstorm and Leafwhite? Omg lol. It's probably be something like: The Storm of the White Leaf-Shaped Stars. Rubbish much?

6. Write a prophecy that ( 1's last name and 3's first name ) will save the clan from dogs.

Stormleaf? Nice name by the way.

The Storming leaf will blow away the source of the distant howling. xD. I dunno.

7. What would ( 4's last name and 2's last name ) look like?

Flightstar?

A light brown tabby tom with hawk like amber eyes.

8. What can you tell about ( 3's first name and 1's first name ) just by their name?

Ahhh, Leafsand. Probably some really fragile yet clumsy cat who everyone finds hilarious. xD

9. Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

Whitewing and Leafpool!? Uhhh, how about no...?

10. If 9 was looking for a mate would they choose 6 or 4?

Dustpelt and Cloudtail or Squirrelflight?

Most probably Squirrelflight, cuz 1. she is a she, and 2. she is Sandstorm's daughter. I think Dustpelt was in love with Sandstorm once.

11. Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

Sandstorm and Willowpelt fighting over Honeyfern?

Come on, you've got to be kidding me. No way!

12. Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

As Firestar is mentoring Bramble'paw', he begins to fall in love with him and they run away together. That was weird...

13. What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

Whitewing and Willowpelt making out!?!?

Honeyfern would probably freak out and faint, then run to tell Firestar, then he's probably go find Cloudtail, seeing as Whitewing's his daughter, then he'd tell the whole clan and go find some place to hide so that he can recover from his traumatic experience. xD. Yeah.

14. Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?

Ahhh, this is perfect. You see, she would definitely want to make out with Brambleclaw and she would definitely not want to slap her own beloved sister. :3

15. Has there ever been a fanfic about 1 and 2?

Probably has, I mean, Sandstorm and Firestar are mates after all! I've read some fanfic with Spottedleaf in it too, lol.

16. What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?

Cloudtail and Brambleclaw??! O_O

Not-very-pretty brown tabbies with white patches and blue eyes.

17. What pickup line would 4 use on 7?

" Not feeling so sweet today, eh Honeyfern? " Then the squirrel prances off. -.-

18. If 3 and 6 got into a fight who would 8 side with?

Brambeclaw would, in my opinion, side with Leafpool over Cloudtail because she is his mate's sister and all. Yeah, I know, lol. xD

19. Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic before?

No, and I don't plan on reading one!

20. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Squirrelflight? Umm, no opinion on that, but I DO know that other people say she's on... fire? o.O

21. What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

Mistystar and Brambleclaw!? Squirrelflight would freak out and go murder all the Erin Hunters.

22. Do you recall any fics about 9?

Well, yes and no. Though it'd probably be about Dustpelt's long lost love, Sandstorm.

23. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Firestar and Cloudtail?? NO FREAKIN' WAY!!

24. 5/9 or 5/10?

Umm, Whitewing and Dustpelt would work a LOT better than Whitewing and Willowpelt...

25. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?

Honeyfern would probably die, then be reincarnated, then drag Tigerstar's butt out of the Dark Forest so that he could kill Brambleclaw, then she'd kill Firestar like 10 times herself.

26. Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.

Uhh, Leafpool is dreaming and finds herself in Starclan, where she finds Willowpelt. Willowpelt tells her that she is distantly related to Crowfeather and then Leafpool falls in love with her, the wrong type of love. O_O IUNNO!

27. Is there anything such as 1/8 fluff?

Sandstorm/Brambleclaw...

Squirrelflight and Firestar: Grrr!

Gulp* I don't believe there is any.

29)Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?

Honeyfern/Mistystar

‘You're so sweet’ xD Poor Honeyfern… it's crap. =/

30)What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?

"SPIDERR! LOOK. AT. DAT. SPIDERRR!!!!!!" What made me think Willowpelt would have said that? I dunno.

31)If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?

You belong with me by Taylor Swift for Brambleclaw’s love relationship with Squirrelflight.

32)If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Sandstorm/Cloudtail/Mistystar

“WARNING! This fan fiction may seriously mess with your mind.” xD

33)What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?

Whitewing on Feathertail...?

“Not bad for a kittypet leader.”

34) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Sandstorm and Brambleclaw are in a happy relationship until Whitewing runs off with Dustpelt. After Brambleclaw dumps Sandstorm for Mistystar, Cloudtail gets upset and retaliates by dating Mistystar. Alone and broken-hearted, Sandstorm travels in search of a friend. Finally, Sandstorm meets Squirrelflight and Honeyfern. The three loners meet Willowpelt, who tells each of them to look for love. Squirrelflight finds Leafpool, Honeyfern gets Bluestar, but now Sandstorm is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Cloudtail and Firestar!

35)What would be a good title for this?

A ton of freaky confusing warriors pairings.

36)What would the genre(s) be?

Confusion Love/hurt

37)The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with 4!

Squirrelflight? No, I’m good and she’s a taken, so yeah...

I did not write this

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, REPOST THIS:

My name is Joey,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen,

I cannot see,

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me,

I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All day long,

When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home,

When my mommy does come home,

I'll try to be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight,

I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar,

I hear him curse,

My name is called,

I press myself,

Against the wall,

I try to hide,

From his evil eyes,

I'm so afraid now,

I'm starting to cry,

He finds me weeping,

He calls me ugly words,

He says it's my fault,

He suffers at work,

He slaps and hits me,

And yells at me more,

I finally get free,

And run to the door,

He's already locked it,

And I start to bawl,

He takes and throws me,

Against the hard wall,

I fall to the floor,

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues,

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm Sorry!" I scream,

But it's now much to late,

His face has been twisted,

Into an unimaginable state,

The hurt and the pain,

Again and again,

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops,

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless,

Sprawled out on the floor,

My name is Joey,

I am three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me,

And you can help,

It strickens me to the soul,

And if you read this,

And don't pass it on,

I pray for your forgiveness,

Because you would have to be,

One heartless person,

To not be affected,

By this poem,

And because you are affected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do,

Is pass this on!

If you are against CHILD ABUSE.

Please Pass This On.

:Earth:

You have close connections with nature (I love it all!)

You don't mind getting dirty (as long as I can clean myself up)

You have strong opinions on issues that concern you (Well, duh!)

You could easily survive in the wild (It would be sooo awesome!)

You care about the environment (I live here! I don't wanna DIE!!)

You can easily focus on your work without being distracted (When I'm distracted, I talk O.O)

You are physically strong (Not really)

You rarely get depressed (When I get depressed, I get depressed. I joke about being depressed alot. :) )

You aren't afraid of anything (I LOVE SCARY THINGS!!)

You prefer a strict set of rules (depends)

6/10, not bad

:Air:

You have a free spirit (yes, yes I do)

You hate rules (most rules are there for a reason, though I do hate restrictions and stuff, so yeah)

You prefer to be out in the open rather then in a small enclosed space (I need room to breathe!)

You hate to be restrained (uh huh)

You are independent and outgoing (I'm definitely independent, not so much outgoing though)

You are quite intelligent (to survive my curriculum, you have to be smart)

You tend to be impatient (I can be VERY patient when I want to be!)

You are easily distracted (not at all)

You can sometimes be hyperactive and annoying ( Lemme think about that... YES! )

You wish you could fly (I WOULD DIE FOR THAT!!!!)

9/10...wow!!

:Darkness:

You are usually alone (Nope!)

You prefer nighttime over daytime (Depends, but I love the night!)

You like creepy things(sometimes anyway, I find them...interesting)

You like to play tricks on people(you'll never see me coming)

Black is your favorite color(I like it, but I like others more)

You prefer villains over hero's in movies and TV shows (nothing beats a good villain, but only in movies and TV shows)

You don't talk much ("I don't talk for the pleasure of hearing my own voice" anyone know where that's from? But I DO talk!!)

You are atheist(the exact opposite)

You don't mind watching scary movies (I like scary movies)

You love breaking rules (I do it, but I don't love it)

5/10, I'm not really dark, figures

:Light:

You are very polite (to friends and most of my Family, not so much to my siblings)

You are spiritual (not that into it, you know...)

When someone is in trouble you never hesitate to help them (as long as it's real trouble, and I should treat people the way I wanna be treated!)

You are afraid of the dark(I love the dark!)

You hate violence (Kinda, unless I'm the one doing it)

You hope for world peace (yeah, but it's never going to happen)

You are generally a happy person (Yeah, mostly I guess)

You believe everything you see or here(you can't survive in this world like that)

Everyone loves to be around you (It depends, I have my enemies. But I don't like being around everyone. I'm usually walking in my own world!)

You always follow the rules( UHH, NO!! )

5/10...hmm, I thought I was better then that. I guess I'm :Air: then! :P

A Scary Way to Break Up

DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen! One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important. Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!” He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub. Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder. Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream. If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 people have broken this chain and died. You have 13 minutes.