He checks every security guard, dead or alive, making sure that what he tells himself is true. "Not Barney." Covers Half-Life 1 and 2 while also going into an AU. NOW M-RATED! Art by dessin-chambre at

GLaDOS and Caroline have formed an unlikely allegiance, and together test with the humans from the long lost vault. One Test Subject, however, leads to a terrible discovery, and the dark secrets of Aperture's past are revealed, as is its darker future.

It's a funny thing being mute. It doesn't feel like a disability... but people still treat me as though it were. I'm not frail or weak. I'm just like any other teenager. It's infuriating. A/U Chell x Companion Cube. Maybe Chell x GLaDOS.

Nothing could ever make her forget how much she'd hated him. No amount of brain-damage could erase those terrible moments from her memory, she thought as she stood there with him - the man who fell from space. But these were new moments, just for them.

The story of Barney Calhoun, our favorite security guard, vent racer, Resistance spy, and all and out dweeb. Rated T for violence.

The Half-Life universe has been completely devoid of music for 20 years, but as we all know, music has its way of bringing the longest-hidden emotions to the surface. Oneshot, sometime post-Ep3. Gordon x Alyx. Kind of a songfic, yet kind of not.

Keeping diaries has never interested Gordon, and never will. But one day in White Forest, Alyx gives him a notebook and advises him to 'write off' any emotional baggage. yeah right ... and where's the catch? One-shot

9. Rule of Thumb "If you're in Ravenholm and someone yells 'Duck' You'd better duck." Small drabbles that goes on in the Half Life Universe. Rated T for slight language.

After the tragic loss of her father, Alyx Vance has trouble coping with her feelings. She begins to develop inexplicable anger towards Gordon, but begins to feel better when two old friends show up.

Gordan has to get to work but hows he supposed to get that headcrab off his chair? D:

Without revealing too much - this time, Barney gets the girl! Barney meets an unusual woman, and is soon captivated by her. But what happens when a science experiment goes awry and they are forced to fight for their lives? Pleez Read & Review- NEW UPDATE

As Alyx mourns the loss of her father, Gordon offers his support in the only way he knows how: silently. Gordon x Alyx. :: ONE-SHOT

A series of small one-shots, ranging from paragraphs to pages long, each one based on a certain theme. Gordon and Alyx-centric, for the most part. Okay, maybe some Grigori. Violence and language -- this is Half-Life, after all.

Griggs and Sheckley decide to leave the mines and travel to White Forest to meet up with the rest of the rebels. Last chapter now uploaded.

A collection of oneshots concerning everyone's favorite duo. Final chapter: Griggs and Sheckley say good bye to their home and continue on with their lives in the wake of the collapse of the super portal.

Alyx Vance has found a camera, and she's determined to take pictures of her friends! We know this won't end well.

Two childish rebels, Rob and Timothy, have stolen Freeman's crowbar and glasses! It's all fun and games when you pretend to be Dr. Freeman for a night, until you find out you've been being watched. . .

Setting: pre-Black Mesa Incident. How an accident prone, laconic scientist and his wise cracking security guard side-kick might have met. And what kind of hijinks might have ensued. Barney's POV

When Dr. Kleiner becomes sick with a terrible illness, he needs someone to fill in for him in the lab. Who is better suited to the task than Barney? Oneshot.

ON PERMANENT HIATUS. The first fic I ever wrote...I don't like it anymore (NOT AT ALL), but I've kept up just for the awesome people who reviewed and who - for reasons unbeknowest to me - like it. Thanks for your support for the entire thing, you guys! You were really, truly brilliant, all of you! :')

Just a little something I came up with. The beginning is told in journal entries. Reviews are always appreciated. I do not own Half-Life!

Silly little oneshot written over the holidays. Barney and Gordon finally grab that beer we're always hearing about, mentions of GordonxAlyx towards the end. Rated T just to be on the safe side. Reviews greatly appreciated.