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Joined 04-25-14, id: 5686785, Profile Updated: 11-17-18
Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Misc. Books, Musketeers, and Avengers.

So occasionally I forget that this account exists and its mostly going to be oneshots, so my updating will be a) sporadic and b) not beta'd

Sorry if that annoys anyone.

Update (2016) :

Still forgetting this exists. If you want to read more varied (and more updated) stories, I'm on ao3 under the same name.

Update (2018):

So I haven't been back onto this acccount since I made the above 'update' in 2016. My interest in things has waxed and waned over the last 2 years (2 years!) but I'm still active on AO3 under the same name and I've uploaded a couple of pieces on there, including a 'The Adventure Zone' snippit and a 3 chapter Bucky/Cap Modern AU that I'm going to revise and republish soon. Hopeful I've improved since I posted here first way back when, but it's unlikly I will ever post anything new on ff.net. Hope all is well, and maybe see you on AO3?

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The Torchwood Drabble Files by badly-knitted reviews
A collection of Torchwood drabbles that continues to grow. Thanks to everyone who's making this possible. You're greatly appreciated, so I'm reinstating an old game - the writer of every 100th review gets to request a drabble/ficlet of their choice. Still using a T rating to cover anything I might write, just to be safe.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1674 - Words: 366,336 - Reviews: 7250 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 15h - Published: 9/20/2012 - Jack H., Toshiko S./Tosh, Owen H., Ianto J.
Valiance by Dusk Odair reviews
Golden age AU. When Narnia is betrayed, what can its valiant queen do to save her people and preserve her life. The rating may go up for later chapters due to violence and language.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/15/2016 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Lucy Pevensie
Somehow Though, it Happened by Khoshekh42 reviews
Aziraphale finds something hidden in a book, something that Crowley never wanted him to find. FLUFF! Crowley's probably a tad OOC, but don't judge. K plus to be safe. Please Read and Review!
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 11/8/2014
Rules For Living With The Winchesters by Fatal Fandomer reviews
If you can survive having known The Winchesters for more than a week...you may want a guide on how to live with them. *Includes Cas, Bobby, Gabriel, Adam, Crowley, Garth, Mr Fizzles and many other characters*
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, OC
The Opposite of People by alliwantistobreathe reviews
"We're actors- we're the opposite of people!" - Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern The community theatre AU of BBC's The Musketeers you never knew you wanted. Athos as stage manager, Constance as costumes, Porthos as props/sets, Aramis as the quintessential Actor, D'Artagnan as the ingenue (because of course he is). Enjoy!
Musketeers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,070 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Athos, D'Artagnan, Constance Bonacieux, Aramis - Complete
Design by Ersatz Einstein reviews
Warlock, as yet an infant and the presumed Antichrist, begins to benefit from his two immortal guardians.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley, Warlock - Complete
Little Susan by Sanorace reviews
When Susan was young, she once asked Death to take his shirt off.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Death, Susan Sto Helit - Complete
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4967 - Favs: 6,153 - Follows: 4,672 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Death and the Clever One by Thobbit reviews
There is an old Earth legend about Death being trapped inn a tree by the personification of poverty. I read it, and thought, "What if this had happened on Discworld?" I wrote a story. Here it is.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Death, Susan Sto Helit - Complete
Of Twylla and Charybdis by A Mistake reviews
In which Susan Sto-Helit finds out that death may or may not be what it seems and that there is a Crisis at hand since Cookies are missing. Teatime is still more trouble than he's worth, even incorporeal. Slight crack, I think.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Susan Sto Helit, Jonathan T. - Complete
Smite by BoundLight reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale are enjoying their time together when Michael, Gabriel and Raphael drop in. Crowley/Aziraphale
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/15/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
My Poof by SwarmOfFanGirls reviews
Michael goes to visit Billy after 5 years apart. Slash: Billy/Michael.
Billy Elliot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
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Spider and the Fly
There's a soldier in a bar, and a fiddler in the corner. Everyone has secrets that they've kept hidden. (Wow what a pretentious summary sorry)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,435 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 5/5/2016
Games
They played a game called Death but now the play something else. A Kit's Wilderness fanfic. Kit x Askew.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 569 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Complete
Breakfast reviews
Athos is not a morning person. Hopefully its short but sweet. Modern Au.
Musketeers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Complete
Last Reminder reviews
Don't blame me I was having a bad day when I wrote this! Nico-y angst.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Nico A. - Complete