Four high school juniors, known as the Akatsuki, make a bet during the first week of school to go as far with one person as possible. What happens when four freshmen catch their attention but may not return their feelings? Find out how the Akatsuki tries to woo the people who unknowingly captured their heart. Sex pranks, kinkiness, fluff, lemon, yaoi and more.

After an officer is gunned down on the steps of the Konoha Police Department, Konoha's Finest spring into action to find hunt down the assailants. As a new underground organization threatens Konoha, one officer is willing to bet anything to keep their comrades from dying, even if it means giving up everything. Rated M for Language. Lots and lots of bad language..

Kakuzu wanted a normal life. The appearance of a certain teenager named Hidan is going to make that next to impossible. slow burn kakuhidan plus a few others

japan has been decimated by a zombie apocalypse, and orihara izaya is willing to go to great lengths to survive. even partner up with heiwajima shizuo. rated for violence.

All Kiba's ever loved is living his life as wild & carefree as possible. Neji on the other hand only lives for organized predictability. Never would the two have imagined that a mix of both could lead to more interesting situations. AU. NejiKiba Minor SasuNaru.

AU-Levi is a young, wealthy mall owner. He likes to go about his daily routine with little to no interruptions, but when his friend Erwin informs him of customer complaints regarding a young, grungy-looking boy, Levi will soon find his life being flipped upside down as he unwillingly begins to involve himself in the young boy's life. (not my cover art)

Zombie Apocalypse AU. Panic spreads across the desert city of Suna as the first outbreak hits the streets. Caught in the city's commercial district, Lee and Tenten have to rely on guts, determination and the sheer survival skills of a man who says kill or be killed. (LeeGaara, co-written with Lucklessmallory)

This was why you shouldn't take directions from a GPS named Hitler. Or pick up hitchhikers. Or get involved in covert government anti-terrorist operations. USUK AU

Tobi receives an heirloom lamp from his parents, only to find a genie named Zetsu trapped inside. What's the kid to do with his wishes? Get his friends to date! zettobi sasodei kisaita kakuhidan peinkonan

"Yukine, I know you can hear me. I'm right here. Right beside you, why don't you turn around? Come on, come and greet me. I'm just a step away from you. Do you want me to get closer? Am I too far? Yukine, turn around and talk to me. I'm right here."

A series of drabbles about first milestones. Akatsuki pairings for now, might add more later if they're requested!

Deidara gets to know the other members of Akatsuki and writes about it in his diary. Crack fic. Plotless, don't go look for one. Cover belongs to DeidaraLittleMonster. If this story ever reach a thousand reviews, and I don't expect it to, then that person will get a personal crack fic!

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

Drabble prompt from tumblr Seamonkeys love confessions with some pining by Neptune before hand!

"It's been three days, un. Three days since the world went to hell." Deidara and the rest of the Akatsuki are some of the few survivors of a world wide zombie apocolypse. M for gore, violence and Hidan's language. Light Shonen Ai only.

Mistakes happen. A slip of the tongue, a broken glass in the dishwasher, or an embarrassing typo in the middle of a text message. They're small hindrances to everyday life, yet they can all be fixed by either an apology, a dust pan, or an asterisk. [ Complete summary in the beginning of Chapter 1 ]

Konan Misuto: Loner, bookworm, nerd, and loser was all her status. She didn't hang out with people, or go to the college parties simply, because she didn't enjoy it. And she because she wasn't invited. What happens when Pein Deva, the college heartbreaker, starts to take a newfound interest in her? Read to find out and please review.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. KaneHide. Written for 'the great kink spree of november 2k14' over on tumblr.

Middle School AU. Deidara's class decides to put on a kissing booth for the school fair and Sasori tries to gather up the courage to buy one. Early birthday fic for Chaann!

Sequel to "Break Down the Walls". Shizuo and Izaya have begun trying to get along with each other. Meanwhile, Izaya struggles with lingering fears related to the incident a few weeks prior. Shizaya. Warning: contains non-con in the form of flashbacks.

Ciel Phantomhive is having a particularly bad day of remembering the death of his parents, when his demonic butler, Sebastian comes in. Can this odd choice of a servant console his young master? Or is there more to it than meets the eye?

Armin is a novelist. Jean works at Starbucks. Levi is a teacher. Eren is a student. Marco is somehow in the middle of everything. Stupidity and chance cause these five men to somehow end up in similar situations, though they don't realize it yet. Plenty of homosexuality contained within. I warn you though, it's mostly the drabbles of a romance novelist. (Rated M just in case)

In a world where the name of your soulmate is written on your wrist, not everything is as easy as it seems. 9 stories are told. The struggles they have, how they deal with their soulmates and how some of them avoid theirs. Does a soulmate always mean a happy ending? Stories by: Sakura, Nagato, Gaara, Suigetsu x Karin, Ino, Deidara, Kakashi, Itachi and Obito. Straight, yaoi, yuri

"Well, fuck." Of all the people to have a crush on it was an old, short guy who also happened to be my fucking tutor. Basically Levi's Eren's tutor and Eren has a school-girl crush on Levi. Ereri , Riren , ErenxLevi

Five times Sebastian Michaelis saved the Phantomhive staff and the one time they saved their demon butler.

"Ya know what, Leevii? Since we came in, you've been staring at the pretty bartender." Hanji decides Erwin, Levi and she need to go drinking after their hard work. Levi's not happy with this but in the end it might not be that bad. ((This work has been REWRITTEN; you can find it here: /s/13079988/1/Of-Business-Trips-and-Pretty-Bartenders-Rewritten ))

Set after the events in On Freedom's Wings. It's a year after Eren's accident and he and Levi have moved into a new apartment together. Eren makes some important decisions.

Hanji decides to upgrade the Survey Corps by giving them cellphones and allowing them to text each other for better communication. Great idea, right? Maybe not, Hanji... Rated T for language.

When you work as an undercover agent, you accept certain hazards with the job. For Sasori, the biggest hazard was always Deidara. sasodei, yaoi

To You in 1,000 Years. Eren, I never got to say I love you. Part of Schadenfreude. Reincarnation AU.

Only the ones who are mentally strong enough remember. Reincarnation AU.

Naruto dies in the 4th Shinobi War. Two years later, on his death anniversary, Sasuke, still struggling to cope with the loss, writes a letter he knows his dobe will never see. Some say that time heals everything, but the don't know Naruto and the scars he leaves behind. A heartfelt letter from a broken best friend.

Temari finally decides to marry the man she loves...which means she would be leaving the close-knit trio. How will the sand-siblings face their inevitable separation? Will they be able to let go, even though they love each other (and never admit it)?

Ever wonder what happens to your favorite villains, once they've been killed off or written out of their series? Well, the Akatsuki are about to find out...with the help of two very troublesome therapists that simply don't know when to quit and their 10-step program for 'reforming' the Akatsuki. Uh-oh.

Badly injured, miles outside the walls, and not expecting a rescue, Eren and Levi are left with nothing but waiting to die. Surprisingly, Levi is the talkative one.

A look into the life of our favorite grumpy starbucks worker Deidara as he revisits old friends (most of which work at the mall) and old not so friends from the past (aka the 3 years of his college days). Just a lil thing based on the Akatsuki college AU on tumblr by sparrowshy and conversationparade. No official pairings as of yet.

Wherein Konan takes a much-needed break from her Akatsuki duties.

They meet (again) on the metro under the bustling streets of Paris. Eren, the student whose vibrant dreams take flight under his paintbrush, and the nameless man with the familiar steel eyes and foul mouth, who won't touch the door without wiping it down first. [Modern!AU. Reincarnation fic.]

Being reborn into a world of modern civilization, a world where Titans have long been diminished and are only conversed about in tales like some sort of mythology, is the greatest gift that any former victim of their peril could ask for, if, and only if, they're cursed by the memory. Unfortunately for Eren Yeager... [ Complete summary in the beginning of Chapter 1 ]

"Gute Nacht, Corporal." Inspired by "But You Didn't" poem. One-shot, part of Schadenfreude.

"Why do you always go for your blades when I'm around?" Eren asks Levi. The Captain doesn't trust Eren and it hurts. One-shot, part of a series of moments called Schadenfreude.

There are certain things about his subordinates' private lives that Pein really doesn't want to know about. This doesn't stop Kisame, Kakuzu, and Sasori from talking about those things in his presence.

Eren attempts suicide. Ereri. Rated M because Levi curses a lot. I will write an extended ending if enough people ask for it so please R&R! Not an amazing summary, but the fic is better, I promise!

You sat next to each other on the train, still pretending to be strangers. [Reincarnation!AU, pre-slash Riren]

Eren is completely addicted to caffeine, however, the only shoppe that knows how to make his coffee how he likes it is where...he works.

Sasuke left his fiancé Naruto in Konoha County to make something of himself in the City of Sound. He's forced to come back when he receives an invitation to the late mayor's funeral, and is surprised to find that he may still have feelings for the blonde...only it seems Naruto has eyes for a certain outlaw instead. SasuNaru GaaNaru. Rated M.

If told something enough, one starts to believe it. Eren Jaeger, having fought and helped humanity win, has been put back into custody and awaits his fate. There, his spirit has taken a beating. Treated like a monster and a beast who should be put down, Eren starts to think the same way. Can his dear companions help free him from this misery or will despair take him?

After having his hormonal desires being countlessly neglected by his Corporal, Eren is finally fed up with being told "no".

Levi finally shows emotion. Fanfiction is better than the summary, I promise. Ereri/Riren. / Last updated 20/06/2019 to fix spelling/grammar mistakes.

Eren didn't think anyone would notice if he fell from Heaven. Unfortunately for him, his insignificance doesn't matter. It causes him a world of trouble anyway.

Sasuke never expected to fall for one of his student's father so quickly. Naruto hadn't expected the teacher to be as fine as he was either. Funny how these parent-teacher meetings tend to work out. AU. SasuNaru. OOC

When Gaara overhears Kankuro sobbing in his room over a simple home video, the redhead gets suspicious and very, very curious. Sand Family. Pre-chuunin.

In the 18th century, an artist creates one of the most famous paintings of the period from a recurring dream. Over one hundred years later, Eren finds it. Based on hemademefeellikeihadaheart (Tumblr)'s AU.

Eren is an artist, and Levi is a barista in a coffee shop. They hit it off as soon as Eren works up the courage to actually start a conversation. And then the accident happens.

Eren wonders about afterlife and sets up a date with Levi. In 2000 years.

It was early morning and Yato was already awake, however Yukine was still asleep. Not to mention he had a visitor today. Based on Official Noragami Art

The gang goes to the biggest candy shop known ever, only to be dissapointed.. or will they? I don't own the song and this is rated M for naughty things. I'm such a bad girl.

Something tells him that all his comrades are dead, their corpses here or in titans' stomachs. But there's still Levi. (Character death, reincarnation)

Eren crashes into Levi's life. Literally. And he takes out a fence and a mailbox along the way. Modern AU; Oneshot.

When Sasori is taken in by the Akatsuki, a travelling... 'Freak Show', for lack of a better term, hefinds more then a simple bed to sleep in, as he was promised. Going into it hating the very thing that keeps him from living a normal life, Sasori will learn what it truly means to be... different.

Eren just really wants Levi's help! AU

Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.

Eren tries to get the cabin cleaned up and ready in time for Levi's awakening.

AU Modern fic; Deidara Iwa has loved Sasori Akasuna for as long as he can remember, but when Sasori leaves without a word, the blonde is devastated, leaving his best friend Kisame to pick up the pieces. When the two meet years later at college, they are forced to consider old feelings. SasoDei, some KisaIta - Yaoi lemons, kink - FULL SUMMARY INSIDE Review!

When Eren trips and spills his dinner all over the floor, Levi orders him to clean all of headquarters. All goes well until he reaches the kitchen, where Petra and Oluo are baking a cake. Things start to get sticky when they leave Eren alone, and it just gets worse when Levi checks in on him. RiRen.

Naruto had absolutely no problem with his new apartment...That is...before he looked out his window. Rated M for future chapters.

Deidara is forced on a school trip to konaha college where he is grouped with a few... interesting - for lack of a better term - people, including an 'emo' with no drive, a jashinist on detention, a fujoshi and an idiot who doesn't know the true meaning of art. Throughout the course of the day he learns more from the students than the teachers could ever show him. shounen-ai. AU.

Levi is a drug lord in a world that has been trashed and beaten by war and crime. Eren is just another lost soul, who is addicted to Levi's drugs. From two different worlds that collide, they mix and struggle together. (Levi x Eren or RiRen)

He had lost enough, too much. He wasn't losing Eren too. Slight ErenxLevi. Set after episode 21.

Hanji and Petra get bored and decide to dress Eren up. But then Levi walks in and blushing happens. Levi/Eren. Based off a fanart. Rated T. Nothing explicit happens but it's not completely sfw either

Their flexibility of spirit has ever been what has made those who were born of the sand endure. He knows this, knows that Suna will overcome, knows that even these dark days will pass. Sand Sibling-centric.

"Well, those weren't Hidan's exact words," Sasori admitted in a monotone. "Something along the lines of getting it on with the bitches, all day all night, woohoo, that sort of thing. He then tried to tell me some foolproof pickup lines, but Kakuzu ran him through with a tent pole for being too loud." Crack, one-shot. Sasori Deidara friendship.

Levi and Jean speaking seductive French.

Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.

No one ever said that the game was dangerous. It was an unspoken rule that Ciel knew all too well. Pieces fell on the chessboard all the time - crashing to the floor, never to rise again. Ciel just never expected Sebastian to stumble. Seb/Ciel

Well, it certainly doesn't say anything nice.

Everyone knows Gaara is mentally unstable... but just how mentally unstable?

Levi's squad dies horrifically and after the matter he's nowhere to be seen. Eren can't help but feel responsible. He seeks him out to make things right again. (Levi X Eren or RiRen)

The Titans are gone. It's time to be human again.

When the light is left on after lights out, absolute chaos ensues in the male dormitories of the 104th training squad.

AU- What happens when Armin, unaware of Jean's feelings towards him, invites Jean to his house to help with math homework after catching said boy following him home? Small insert (to make up for the summary)-"Um… Could you do that again, only this time right here?" Jean asked as he tapped his finger against his lips. "If you don't want to, that's cool…" (not my cover art)

It was just supposed to be a simple recon mission. Go out, explore, return. But something went terribly wrong, and now they're fighting for their lives. Implied LevixEren. Character death.

In which Eren is completely oblivious to Corporal Levi's attempts at courting him, said Corporal is frustrated by the absolute lack of progress he is making in wooing an aforementioned cadet, and Hanji Zoe has a field day with the entire thing.

You can only push your lovers so far, before they're going to leave. How will the Akatsuki members cope during an unwanted separation? kisaita sasodei kakuhidan zettobi

It's exam time and who doesn't love a bit of procrastination, especially when it comes in the form of the library chat-room! Banter, study-unrelated discussion and the invasion of personal lives ensues. Who needs secrets anyway? Yaoi pairings

Team 7 genfic. Tsunade knows she's never been the maternal type. ::Major character death, no pairings::

Eren accidentally knocks over a cup of tea. So naturally, Levi gets a little upset. Basically, explicit smutty tea sex one-shot.

The council has made its decision. Gaara is to be eliminated once and for all. By the one person who can control his sand. The Kazekage drags his son to the Land of Lightning, away from his siblings' protective eyes, planning on finally assassinating him with his own two hands. That is, if he can bring himself to do it. *Sequel to And Now I'm Stuck Here With You*

It hurts to watch your only love die slowly in front of your eyes, but that's what happened to Levi. One-shot. Ereri. Don't like BL/Yaoi? Don't read. Criticsm? Okay. Flaming and trolling? Not so much. Slight gore.

AU. Eren and Levi are on their honeymoon. Lacy lingerie and smut.

Marco is found critically injured after the breach of Wall Rose, but is found in the aftermath and miraculously pulls through. Although he survives, his body is left disfigured. Jean can't help but stay by Marco's side as he recovers. Jean x Marco.

Going alone to declare your unrequited love at a secluded mountain was obviously not the best of ideas. But hey, at least Eren didn't put what he was going to do on Facebook. ...Or did he? LevixEren, Modern AU, drabblish.

Second part of the Akatsuki saga. A new gang has come to town, and threatens the supremacy of the Akatsuki. sasodei kisaita kakuhidan zettobi peinkonan

The first story in the Akatsuki saga, wherein they all come together. Mayhem naturally ensues. AU, kisaita sasodei zettobi kakuhidan peinkonan

Whenever he comes close by, they all ask themselves if they should stay. But they never seem to be able to. And is it possible that he's asking himself the same question? Sand siblings fic.

Insert (because really I am no good with summaries): "Jean crouched down and shook the shivering blond but was unable to wake him. Realizing he needed to act quickly, he very carefully climbed over the blond, planting himself between said boy and the wall. "What now?" He muttered to himself- his answer coming from Armin's next actions." (Jean/Armin) (Not my cover art)

They are the siblings of the sand, united in theory. But in practice, they are a fractured family and that has never been more clear since the failed invasion six weeks ago. They are silent, for a time, because six weeks mark the beginning of some kind of change and some kind of a lessening of fear. Hopefully.

"Their first meeting in the obnoxiously loud nightclub is definitely not love at first sight." AU; Oneshot

Eren gets jealous of Erwin because Levi talks so much about him. Modern day AU. ereri.

Kakashi was numb and tired, and he didn't even know it himself... Young!Kakashi, Wee!Naruto

Straight up EreRi smut.

When Eren asks for permission to kiss the Corporal, he is told to offer up his heart.

Eren has become quite the little tag along to Corporal Levi.

Itachi goes online looking for friends but finds more then he bargined for when he meets the Akatsuki, will he let the group drag him down? centered around all Akatsuki members so P.O.V changes a lot. there will be pairings, the usual ones. THERE WILL BE YAOI so beware. SasoDei and other Akatsuki pairings.. i'm sort of really into ZetTobi right now... so BEWARE. HighSchool AU

Levi starts talking dirty in French, leaving a very, very confused Eren. (translations provided)

Their noses sought the salty smell of the ocean; the sound of waves splashing was welcomed in their ears; the warm air softly caressed their faces. The outside world was no longer a dream. But the vision of it can only be dreamt upon. Ereri

Eren and Mikasa are orphans, living in cardboard boxes and eating minimally to survive. Mikasa earns money for them by competing in underground boxing matches, but it isn't enough. Eren needs cash, and fast, so he becomes a prostitute at a club called "The Wall." However, he runs into trouble when he wanders onto RECON turf and the boss, Rivaille, is not happy about it. LEMON.

Marco confessed and Jean is an idiot. Marco died and Jean can't forgive himself. Tears will follow.

Rivaille kicks Eren in the shins and they topple over onto the floor, Rivaille accidentally pinning Eren to the floor. On top of that, Rivaille is injured and can barely move...not to mention his knee landed right between Eren's thighs. Will Eren be able to control himself? ErenxRivaille. Yaoi. Rated M for sexual content.

In this AU, Jean finds himself cast as the lead in the upcoming school play. During his first rehearsal, he must work through a heart-wrenching scene with Armin standing in as the lead female. What will happen when the two boys, beginning to feel quite natural acting together, approach the final kissing scene?-There is a hint of Levi/Eren in this :) - (Not my cover Art)

Sometimes, when you share a bed, you need to turn a blind eye... KakaNaru

What happens when Hanji and Petra, annoyed by the constant arguing, devise a plan to lock Corporal Rivaille and Eren in the cold dungeon of their HQ until they settle their differences?- Disclaimer: Not my picture for the cover

Corporal Levi punishes Eren for hiding that he's being beaten by another squad member. yaoi(malexmale) First yaoi so be nice. helpful criticism is welcome. please R&R. My english sucks but please enjoy anyway.

Deidara is 21 and in need of a place to stay, what happens when he is taken in by his highschool friend Itachi who just happens to live in an apartment building inhabited by the Akatsuki? will he side with Itachi and get his life together or fall into the hands of the crime life? WARNING: Yaoi, SasoDei & other Akatsuki pairings implied. DLDR. rated for violence & language.

He couldn't really blame Dean's angel for not wanting to deal with the guy who had demonic blood in his veins and was consorting with a demon, but Sam would do anything to find his brother. Anything.

One-shot. In the aftermath of Gaara's death and second chance at life, recovery needs to be a team effort. And no team is complete without their sensei.

They may all be accomplished ninja, one is even the Kazekage himself, but they're still siblings. And, as brothers to Temari, Kankuro and Gaara know they have to protect her, whatever it takes. Sand Sibling bonding and ShikaTema.

Kakuzu hasn't spoken to Hidan in 8 years since the end of high school, just when winter would turn into spring. He now finds himself the financial adviser of the Uchiha Medical Group, and learns that Hidan has become a porn star. Even though Hidan is well…Hidan, Kakuzu can hardly believe it. Oneshot. AU. Yaoi/BL. Rated M for mentions of sexual situations.

Naruto wants to save his friendship with Sasuke, but Sasuke doesn't wish to be saved. Gaara offers help and advice. AU.

MIB AU- Agent A has had a crush on Arthur, the cute air traffic controller, for three years now, and he's pretty sure he likes him back. The only problem? Every single time A and Arthur had ever worked together had been completely wiped from Arthur's memory. USUK with a touch of GerIta

Something strange is happening at the Akatsuki base. Kakuzu is acting odd. Hidan is curious. Everyone else just wants to stop having house meetings.

Her brother didn't make normal coffee... He called it normal coffee... He drank it like normal coffee... He offered it to her like it was normal coffee... even though it was anything but. (If you are a food connoisseur or an appreciator of good coffee, please be aware that some of this content might upset you.)... Very Old Fic.

One-shot. Ariel D version Yondaime Kazekage. Karura told Hirohiko that he would enjoy being a father. After her death, he wasn't so sure. The road ahead looked very dark and bleak, and he wasn't sure he could make it alone. There were times when he thought he'd ruined everything. In the end, though, she was right: he loved being a father, and he loved all of his children.

A collection of one-shots and short-stories, some AU, some not, mostly centered around Ciel and Sebastian and how they interact. Angels and demons, childishness, love and hate, truth and lies and everything in between... it's all here. Enjoy.

Does Nara even have a chance? (Quite an old fic.)

Guts... and a birthday cake? Gaara IS in for a surprise! Sandsibs fluff.

Sympathy for the Devil missing scenes and tag: There's plenty to be afraid of besides the Apocalypse.

After breaking off a long-term relationship, Sakura and Ino convince Naruto that all he needs is a bar hop to find a piece of fresh meat. AU. Gaara/Naruto.

Random crackfic about the first day of kindergarden for our favorite gang of criminals.

What happens when the Sand Sibs get shipwrecked onto a deserted island during a mission? Especially since Gaara is still a murderous psychopath. Temari and Kankuro are the only ones stuck with him. The worst part... It was no accident. Sand Sibs

Hidan is mezmorised by a frog in the garden. Kakuzu normally wouldnt care but when Hidan started acting weird, things start GETTING weird. Rated T for Hidans language. Now also featuring the sequel: Konoha vs Froggy!

The coronations of the village hidden in the sand don't really fit the word. Sand Siblings one shot.

They are all in High School, and yet one person remembers their lives as shinobi. They are different, so different, but so the same. This person only wants to bring back the memories of the people he calls family. This person wants to bring back the memories, because it's just all so wrong, but yet so right. A twist on the classic Akatsuki High School AU. Oneshot.

Acrid, sick bile coats his throat as he swallows another bite of cake. Light realizes something is off with the detective, or rather, something doesn't align evenly with the detective's other quirks. Set during the Yotsuba arc. Oneshot.

"M-Matt…h-help me…" The gamer's breath hitched in his throat when he heard the familiar voice that flooded the phone's speakers. His felt his heartbeat accelerate. "Mello? Where are you?" All he could do was to pray to the idol he never thought existed.

Mello's got quirks, lots of 'em and boy-howdy what the Mafia doesn't know is pretty ridiculous. Of course Matt knows of them and he can't say he doesn't love them. Quick write ,hints of boy love. MXM

Gaara learns he must form a bond with his siblings in order to deal with the changes he now faces in life, especially the change of heart he seems to be undergoing.But things will not be easy! Set between Operation Destroy Konoha and Sasuke Retrieval arc

"He hasn't given up on L, even though L hasn't been to see him in two years. He hasn't given up on L, even though he's been alone for too long now. L wouldn't forget. He promised." In which both promises and hearts are broken. One-sided Near/L. One-shot.

"When you used to mumble 'I hate you so much,' into my shirt as you cried, it always confused me how you were the one crying when I was the one bleeding." Rated for abusive themes and language. Matt/Mello. Abuse fic. Song fic. One-shot.

The first time Matt and Mello came face to face, the redhead was backed against a wall with a cold muzzle pressed under his chin. He stared at the blond hellion holding him captive, quickly scanning his orbs for any sign of mercy. There was none.

Shizuo didn't realize that Izaya was a skilled artist until the day his partner asked him to pose for a sketch. AU, Shizaya. Rated for language.

Very fluffy Easter-ish oneshot. Matt figures out a true, slightly humorous standard Mello seems to abide by. Rated for cursing and very slight implied sexual content. T is probably too strong, but it's just to be safe. This is MelloxMatt, obviously. XD

Shizuo has been ignoring Izaya for the past few weeks and Izaya finally discovers why. Shizaya. Incubus!Shizuo. Virgin!Izaya. Lots of smut. One-shot.

They are thirteen, and for the first time, Mello realises just how far he will go for Matt, and how much Matt has been through. Rating for vague, non-explicit mentions of child abuse.

A funny drabble about Matt and Mello's trip to the convenience store. And the gamer being his usual corny self.

It was a peaceful evening when L babysat Near, Mello and Matt. There was no Kira and no Light. There were no problems except the meaning of a word that the three younger boys didn't know. Just a small short about innocent brotherly love.

"His heart is breaking; and it's a deep, agonizing, excruciatingly insufferable pain. It's the type of pain that makes him want to scream, and scares him that he's not." Contains blood, language and a surprisingly happy ending. Matt/Mello. Three-shot.

After spicing up L and Light's wedding, the trio is in Japan, ready to cause chaos! "Hell yeah! It's like a real video game!" The sequel to M, M, and N's Plane-jacking Extraordinaire. Has sexual themes and violence. Do NOT read if you are opposed to yaoi! (Now with a sequel in progress!)

"Excuse me?" A voice suddenly piped up. Near glanced at what appeared to be three children. Three boys; all of different heights and ages, except two of them seemed fairly close together. "We're looking to meet someone here. A close friend, really."

Why? Was he suicidal? Did he want to die? Or was he just willing to die for me?

Not a yaoi. Mello gets caught in the rain, which doesn't go to well for him. Matt gets to see the aftereffect and...well, Matt is Matt and makes jokes. He pushes it too far, which causes the...anger side in Mello to come out. Please enjoy and review.

Every night, Matt would find himself sitting in the music room, tears littering the ivory keys bellow his fingers. MelloxMatt friendship/romance oneshot.

No one ever said Shizuo and Izaya's first date would be easy. But neither of them thought it'd be this damn complicated.

Matt wasnt going to give him all he had just yet, although his words said otherwise his eyes glimmered with desire and his lips twitched into a smile of lust, he wasnt used to this, not with Mello,

AU. "And I know I said that there are many types of fish out in the sea...but I don't want any other fish. I want you, Mello. Cuz you're the perfect fish for me." Only Matt would refer to someone as a fish when attempting to woo them. MattxMello FLUFF!

This had to be a dream. There's no logical way for L to be standing in front of me claiming to be dead, right? Matt's POV. Implied onesided LxLight and MelloxMatt.

Mello threw our favourite gamers DS in the sink, Matt is bored out of his mind and seeks payback for his boredom, now what is a better weapon than lust and desire? One-shot, crackfick, plain weird.

Near tends to walk right into their traps, because Mello and Matt aren't exactly known for their innocence and well, how else are they supposed to wrap him up in their world?

"I've always been the background, the thing that everyone sees but no one really pays any attention. I guess that's probably why I wear the stripes, you know?" MelloXMatt Vague MelloXNear AU

What would have happened if Matt never got shot, and got questioned instead?

Mihael's father decides to take him to a toy store, where he meets the red head of the same age as him. They never see each other after that day again...until the Mafia's new hacker arrives. Au-ish One shoot MxM

In which Light's walls crash down under cover of nightfall and L is there to see it all happen, as usual.

Post Invasion arc, pre-Sasuke Retrieval. Gaara reaches out to Kankuro for the first time. Kankuro manages not to run away. Thus starts Gaara's change. Kankuro's POV. NOT sandcest.

Matt and Mello are back together after the explosion, but they want to know if the other feels like they did when they were back at Whammy's. Rated T for Language. Songfic to Better Than I Know Myself - Adam Lambert

Oneshot, set straight after chapter 65. An ill boy and his injured demon. The hour after a ship arrives and what follows.

After three rounds of Call of Duty, two pink Band-Aids, and one lesson on how to make Top Ramen, Matt learns that he can't do much without Mello. In fact, he kind of loses it. Funny One-shot. Matt/Mello.

Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari all have secrets as it concerns their identities; they all have things they want but think they can never have. Can they help each other heal? Post War Arc. AUish.

After the 4th Shinobi World War, Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari have to face problems and tensions that threaten to rip apart their small family. Sometimes you can't have what you truly desire. Can anything good come from something bad? Spoilers War Arc. AU.

Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.

He hasn't heard from England in a while and America is worried. He goes to check up on his friend and meets someone he never expected to see: teenage England. Which is awesome and all, but can teen!Iggy really replace HIS England?

Kakuzu is a man living with money wasters and wants freedom while Hidan is a man with all kinds of freedoms. Summary sucks, it's a WIP, dangit . KAKUHIDA YAOI Mature! PointsCommission. I WILL MAKE THIS SUMMARY BETTER!

Honesty isn't always the best policy. Especially when perverted doctors have a hand in it.

Collection of shorts. Insights, projections, snapshots, theories, etc. #23: Jiraiya - Being ridiculously awesome comes at a cost.

Izaya, Shizuo, a kitten and some tuna. It can't be good... Fluff

Sequel to "Magic Mirror" - Gangs are always looking for power and recognition. What better way to get it than to take down the strongest man in Ikebukuro by using his new boyfriend as a hostage? Established relationship Shizaya.

There's a new Vocaloid in the Vocaloid Mansion named Oliver! How will Len react? LenxOliver fanfic. First fanfiction ever. Extra at end with Lemon Len and Oliver are older.

A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.

Have you ever wondered how the Bingo books get pictures of S-class criminals? Akatsuki. Giant Chanel sunglasses. Pure, crack fun.

An AU story with the Akatsuki from their childhood to adulthood. YAOI in late chapters. Pairings: KakuHida, SasoDei, KisaIta, and various popular pairings! Warnings: Shounen-Ai/Yaoi. Language/Hidan. 'Light' Sexual Themes/Hints?.

"You forgot that my war and yours were always meant to be two separate things. I love all humanity equally, right?" Durarara!/Supernatural cross-over

"All's fair in love and ootoro, ne?"

Itachi and Kisame have been BFF's forever but when Kisame becomes a star athlete Itachi feels they're drifting apart. His emotions begin to make him feel sick-literally. KISAITA - Yaoi - Smut at End - Safe on dA YaoiPhox

After times of war are over and everyone's finally at peace, Sasuke and Naruto settled down to share a plate of pork buns, a cup of sweet green tea. . .and discuss some rather disturbing things in a curiously interesting conversation. Yaoi implications.

"Me...You're just relieved I'm nothing like you." Closure between and father and son.

Based on a youtube video. Shizuo is convinced that Izaya is sending gangs after him again just like high school. Izaya figures out what's really going on, and he's not too happy about it. Fail summary! Shizaya! Rated for language.

Kankuro tries to deal with the aftermath of the war. Spoilers through about chapter 515.

Poker faces are surprisingly difficult to perfect. Luckily,Gaara has both Sand Armour and rather dim siblings to help him. Or hinder him. Whichever. Sand Siblings humour.

It's Mellos fault this happened to Matt. Matt very sick and its up to Mello to find him in time to save him. Better then it sounds, I suck at summaries. MattXMello

It all started out as an innocent joke. Just a simple test to see how truly invincible his butler was. Because for all that Ciel had seen through the years, Sebastian seemed as though he could handle everything thrown at him. Until now. Seb/Ciel

The Akatsuki do things some things very religiously. This is the tale of Amatarasu; a rock that must make a journey from Deidara's room all the way to... THE LOUNGE. LE GASP.

When the sun goes down, the moon rises and night prowlers roam the streets. The Akatsuki police force has their hands full when the criminal actions of Orochimaru pull them deeper into the hidden secrets of Rain City. And what's this about a traitor?

Can wounds really be healed? Can love be gained or offered in a world of hate? A look at different phases of Gaara's life, before, during, and after the Konoha Invasion. A Gaara and Kankuro-centric brother fic.

Let it be said that Deidara had no sense of danger in regards to himself, he hated being compared...and that Akatsuki really did care. They just had different ways of showing it. Albeit, some more odd than others.

Throwing somebody in front of a bus has its consequences, Shizu-chan.

Everyone has to let go at some point... You can't hold on forever.

Under the blood-matted hair, stained most likely by a drying wound on the side of the man's head, was a pair of familiar red eyes, opened just a crack as they followed him pleadingly, fearfully. Warnings inside. Eventual Shizuo/Izaya

Izaya suffers with chronic migraines, and quickly discovers that Shizuo is the only one who can help.

Izaya and Shizuo are brutally gangbanged. In the aftermatch of this traumatic event they end up clinging to each other for emotional support. Rather dark fic.

Until he met the Winchesters, he hadn't known what family could be like. Partly outsider POV.

A story about the most under appreciated ninja in the manga – Baki. After all, he himself seems to have held Sand together more than once, was the only jounin capable of being sensei to Gaara and even negotiated peace after the failed invasion.

Shizuo agrees to hand Izaya over to a gang of criminals to be tortured, feeling that Izaya deserves it, but he isn't prepared for the consequences. Blood. Rape. M/M. Angst. Suicide attempts/suicidal thoughts. Possible death.*

Sasori leaves a sick Deidara home at the base for the day to complete a mission on his own, trusting the others to take good care of him as fellow comrades. What a mistake! The Akatsuki is sent into chaos when a head cold and fever get way out of hand

Izaya his having a tough time getting out of bed. Angst/Fluff.

What has been lost cannot be replaced, but something still exists to fill the void. SHIZAYA - rated M for serious smut.

"Enough with the sticky notes. As much as I hate to admit it, I miss you all yelling at each other." Inspired by luckystars135

Izaya and Shizuo fight all the time, but what happens when Izaya actually gets hurt for once? The rating will probably go up after the first few chapters. Reviews are always appreciated.

It all comes back to the wind, the sun and the sand. 100 Sand Sibling drabbles and oneshots.

Gaara reflects on his relationship with Kankuro and Temari as they head for the meeting of the Five Kages. Sibling love. Not sandcest. One shot!

The Akatsuki are on spring cleaning! Deidara finds a thick album of Akatsuki photos, fanpics, and fanfics in his bathroom...and the unwise Akatsuki decide to venture within its fangirly pages...CRACK FIC/T for Hidan

Hammer of the Gods missing scene: Mortals are so gullible.

Izaya wakes up in a coffin with nothing but a flashlight and a cell phone. He doesn't know where he is or how much air he has left. All he knows is that he's running out of time and there's only one person who can save him – Heiwajima Shizuo.

Smile is everything.

Temari goes searching for Gaara on his birthday, only to discover him sitting in front of a familiar grave.

Full title: A Slightly Drunk Matt's Guide to Mello and Other Holiday Activities . In which Mello gets analyzed, Starbucks gets made fun of, candy gets eaten, and Matt gets wasted more than once. Matt/Mello, rated largely for language.

Ciel is kidnapped and tortured; who comes to save him, and what happens to young Ciel?

He was in adult entertainment. It was as simple as that. No questions asked. But what happens when the red head meets a pestering blond who wants to know everything about him? What happens when Gaara can't answer his questions?

You'd be surprised just how far a heartbreak can go...

Matt is a chaotic neutral, which means that on the one hand, he might save your life. On the other hand...he might steal your car.

Shizuo x Izaya. Tsugaru x Psyche. Izaya keeps having dreams of Tsugaru and Psyche. He couldn't help but feel jealous of their relationship.

Kuro II, condensed down to facebook status updates. After all, it takes a long time to watch 12 episodes...

Swan Song tag: Just because you can't see God working doesn't mean He isn't.

Matt and Mello are alive and Near is...horny. This is my first story so be nice please! Matt might be slightly out of character please forgive me. I forgot to put a disclaimer in the story but I don't own Death Note!

Ciel has an important question to ask Sebastian.

Sand Sibs. Gaara-centric. He finally knew what it meant to be a family. It was seeing Temari smile, and hearing Kankuro laugh.

Uchihas are special and therefore, have their own 'time-of-the-month'. Poor Naruto unfortunately becomes the victim of acertain Uchiha's Time-of-terror... Major OOC-ness, CRACK, and YAOI

One shot for Selyann. Sasori is a young hard working chemistry professor, while Deidara is born into a rich family; awaiting college. What happens when they are invited to the same party? Lemon, rated M DEISASO. Character Deaths.

It was ironic that that their father had torn their family apart, but they were still here at his funeral, together, learning to trust each other and beginning to feel like a real family.

It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.

My first songfic. Naruto and the gang have finally decided Sasuke is never coming back, so they decide to clense the village of his memory and the memory of his whole traitorous clan ex-wife style: burn his house down!

The Whole Village Is Fed Up With Naruto. So They Make A List... Ideaa Credited From the indifferent child of earth For This

Original Aburame/Inuzuka/Hyuuga team. Shibi/Tsume/Hiashi. Shibi has just been promoted to jounin, the first one of the team to be elevated to that rank. Tsume produces a bottle of liquor, specifically tequila, to help celebrate the occasion.

Shizuo always appears at the worst of moments, like right after Izaya has had a bad run-in with the yakuza. But every time Izaya thinks he's got him figured out, the stupid brute has to go and defy him. One-shot. Implied Shizuo/Izaya.

A MelloXNearXMatt threesome oneshot...So what does his emotionless Near and impulsive Mello have up their sleeves for the redhead's birthday?...My interpretion on MNM...M for kink, lemon, you know the drill...Please R&R

The first time Agent Arthur Kirkland met Doctor Alfred Jones, he was not impressed. James Bond/Indiana Jones AU. Non-graphic sexual references. USUK, AlfredxArthur.

Random Oneshot: Shizaya plus Mairu and Kururi. Shizuo finds out after a fight with Izaya that his rival has younger siblings too. Older brothers must do what older brothers are meant to do...right?

The Akatsuki are acting strange, and poor Itachi isn't getting out without a mental scar. CRACK FIC SO MUCH CRACK IT'LL MAKE YOUR EYES BURN!

Shikamaru knows that no matter how much Temari loves him, he'll always come second in her heart. Because even though she would give up her home, her identity, and her very self to be with him, she would never give up her brothers.

France thinks the world is lacking love and persuades everyone to take the legendary Seme/uke test in an attempt to help the nations find that special someone. This proves especially helpful when a certain uke doesn't want to submit to his fate. US x UK

Temari-centric. Which is worse: the monster under the bed, or the monster wearing a familiar face?

I GOT FLIPPIN TAGGED! Please enjoy!

The title says it all. a list of 50 things Deidara is not allowed to do. a sort of Meme. Rated M for to be safe. -DSG

SANDSIBS fic. Kankuro wants desperately to connect and communicate with Gaara, but something seems to always get in the way. Covers pre-series all the way through Shippuuden.

Whilst travelling in the Land of Fire, Gaara and his siblings come across a strange white substance that falls from the sky and coats the ground. What on earth could it be? The three sand siblings are about to find out.

Gaara finds love, Temari finds courage, and from those come a family's endings...and beginnings. *Violence and language*

One-Shot. Akatsuki crack. Kakuzu has a secret side job that he doesn't want discovered. Pein finds out and isn't sure he approves. Please read and review.

This started out as a simple SasoDei oneshot but it kinda changed into a multi-chap whole group fanfic xD I don't own the characters or the song used as the title. Please be nice with comments and no flames, thank you! Rated M for Hidan's swearing xP

Sasori leaves on a mission. And he's late from coming back. All Deidara can think about is Sasori. Will Sasori come back to Deidara? Deidara's Pov. Sasori x Deidara.

HIATUS / A series of horror stories featuring all your favourite Akatsuki. Watch them encounter paranormal problems which could leave them scared to near death or even killed. /AU. Series of oneshots. Violence/Horror.

People have strange coping mechanisms for getting over the death of a loved one- even when that loved one came back. Kankuro-Gaara brotherfic, multi-chapter

Temari Gaara and Kankuro are at the cemetery, and a stupid joke sets Temari off. Stupid and dark humor. Sand siblings one-shot.

She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.

Kankuro Sabaku has a list of things his siblings do not know. Oneshot

Received 3rd place in the Summer 2009 Naruyaoi fest competition. “The face of a lover is an unknown, precisely because it is invested with so much of oneself. It is a mystery, containing, like all mysteries, the possibility of torment.” - James Baldwin

Dean doesn't even have to get on a plane to have a really bad time at the airport.

One hundred and eight ways to get through a scary situation… Kaoru couldn’t call to mind one. That was why he was trying to laugh at it, but there was a reason why the laughter was tinged with hysteria. He was petrified. Complete

Twenty truths about the Great Green Beast, aka Rock Lee. Set before Shippuden.

Akatsuki crack. Sasori and Orochimaru return unusually late from a mission, and no one really wants to know the reason why. Contains cross-dressing. Please read and review.

Temari's not a morning person. But she'll do almost anything for her brothers, especially Gaara, even making breakfast at 3 a.m. Just a short one-shot exploring life in the Sand Sibling's home, with some creative license taken!

Ciel isn't quite sure why he's still alive. Didn't he die in episode twenty four? Wait... what do you mean, a second season?

America's never been hurt like this before. England reacts.

Ciel is curious about why Sebastian's nails are black.

The devil will go to great lengths to get what he wants. -"Hide and Seek" Saga, Part 1-

He'd been watching him some time now, from the darkness until one day simply watching was no longer enough. All he ever wanted was to tell the blond stranger his name. Implied yaoi.

This is not a happy story. No fun and games. How about some abuse, demons, sick parents, and family bonding under the worst of conditions. Not too happy now, are you? But for you crybabies, there IS a happy ending. No incest. Why do I even need to say it?

Ah, the wonders of senior year in high school! Parties, beer, getting arrested...Deidara is just a normal teenager attending a normal high school, except for the fact that he's suicidal and his dad's a violent alcoholic. SasoxDei PeinxKonan HidanxKonan

War leaves everyone hurting, but when your greatest wound is not only unseen but self-inflicted, how will you heal? Naruto is looking for an answer, but it may already be too late… -NaruGaa-

It was green. And hot. And possibly radioactive. But they were the young, the few, the brave, and they went ahead and tried it anyway. Short Sandsibs fic, set between Part I and Shippuuden. Rated for language on the part of Kankuro.

Gaara is a young child. He was hurt. He was broken. Pulled apart, put back together as a monster. He would watch them bend and watch them break. Song: Misery:;:Hypnogaja

crack!Akatsuki Halloween! Or is it?

Well, the playroom will never be the same again, thanks to Mello and Near, with Matt's help that is. MxN with sprinkles of MxM and MxNxM

The Kazekage’s most frightening duty doesn’t involve battle, but a red suit, pillow, and fake beard. Enter Sandy Claus. Post-Shippuuden. Humor/Christmas!crack. One-shot.

Kankuro tackles giving Gaara and Temari their first Christmas presents and wonders if he's taken an S-rank mission. Post-Sasuke Retrieval, pre-Shippuuden.

Temari gives Kankuro a pep talk after Gaara is revived and realizes once and for all that she is the only sane member of the family.

While on a horrible date, Naruto meets a redhead that just might make the night worth it. GaaNaru. Rated M.

Sandsibs fic. Kankuro hangs in the moment between Gaara's life and death, struck with a pain he can't face. Set during Shippuuden. READ AUTHOR'S NOTE.

Naruto, a member of his high school football team, finds his concentration diverted drastically by a sudden intimate encounter with his new tutor - a feisty red head named Gaara.

When they return to Konoha to retake the Chunin Exams, Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari are dared by Shikamaru to visit the haunted house attraction at a festival. Little does anyone know, this house is haunted for real. Halloween special. Pre-Shippuuden.

Sasuke is a model student. But little do his classmates know that behind the closed doors of his home is a living nightmare. When new student, Naruto, discovers Sasuke’s secret, will he be able to save Sasuke or drive him closer to the edge of insanity.

SANDSIBS fic. The greatest gift someone can give is dying for a loved one. But could Gaara cope without Kankuro, or could Kankuro cope without Gaara? Set post Shippuuden ep. 32. Sequel to "Requiem for Atlas."

Mello's drunk, Matt's not happy.

Kankuro liked to believe that his younger brother was getting more normal as time passed. Unfortunately for him, that assumption was wrong. Post Retrieve Sasuke Arc, Pre-Shippūden. Sand sibs fic. Humour/crack horror fic. See Author's Notes for details.

A battle rages on. A war on the sands. Some live, some die. The Kazekage fights alongside them all. His siblings, the Sand shinobi, all attack for the village. One-shot. Gaara/Siblings/village.

The Akatsuki leader realises the importance of team work and orders the members to swicth partners with each other.

While reassessing his life, Gaara realises that he wants his brother to love him as a person. But he doesn’t actually deserve love, right? Angst/hurt/comfort. Post Episode 32 Shippuuden. Cowritten with Ariel D.

It’s Temari’s birthday, and Kankuro and Gaara decide to bake her a cake. Or try to. Humor/crack fic. Post Episode 32 Shippuuden. Cowritten with Ariel D.

crack!Akatsuki. Sir Leader thinks it’s about time that everyone in Akatsuki learns how to drive! Featuring school bus hijackings, transvestite hookers, hit and runs, a professional drunk driving course, grand theft auto, sexual harassment and MORE!

Deidara is just starting college. What was supposed to be a normal experience turns out to be something completely different: two men and a twisted love food web. Pairings: You'll see.

In which Kakuzu learns that Sasori is sneaky when it comes to smuggling drugs and Kisame's temper gets the better of him. -Side story to "Mania"-

They had gone through a lot together. They had gone through a lot apart. And it all lead to where they were today. Sand-sib fluff! Oneshot

Baki watches over Kankuro after his battle against Sasori.

Fishing was Temari’s idea of male bonding. Kankuro didn’t buy it. Gaara didn’t get it. Ironically enough, Temari was right. Summer fun and warm fuzzies abounds! Post Episode 32 Shippuuden. Sand sibs fic.

Kankurou keeps wondering why his pets keep disappearing, and he sets out to find out why. With the help of a camcorder, and in the face of his sister's complaints, will he find out the culprit? Crack. Oneshot.

The Uzumaki’s and the Uchiha’s get together to take a picture. Just a cute little drabble. Possible spoilers.

Sasuke never liked the piano, but he always had to listen to it since his father was a famous piano teacher. When Fugaku takes piano prodigy Uzumaki Naruto under his wing though, things change, but is Sasuke really falling for the young pianist?

A series of things that Konoha's genin are not allowed to do in order of teams. Now, a blast from the past! The one! The only! Team Minato!

SANDSIBS fic. The Sibs have made chunin, and Kankuro thinks Gaara should celebrate by attending the summer star gazing festival. Brotherly love. Set post-Sasuke Retrieval and pre-Shippuuden.

Temari wakes up with an unexpected little insomniac in her bed. And he doesn't want to leave. Post "Save Gaara" Arc. Family bonding.

SANDSIBS fic. Kankuro is hurt during a mission, and Gaara finds himself in the place to offer comfort for the first time in his life. Post Chunin Exams, pre Sasuke Retrieval.

Crackfic! Its the end of high school and the Akatsuki have to take their exam in GCSE Villainy. Warning for language - contains Hidan.

Kankuro tries to reach out to Gaara after the Chunin exams, but he doesn't always know what to say.

Twenty truths about Deidara and Sasori. Who they were, what they are, why they died and how they lived. SasoDei at places.

Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.

Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.

When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.

A Sandsibs story. My first, so be kind. A bunch of Drabbles. NO SANDCEST! Thats just sick. WARNING! Some cuss words

MAJOR SPOILERS! After learning that Sasuke ‘killed’ Itachi, Kisame goes to bury his dead partner.

There are some things in life you have no control over, and family is one of them. Hating them and despising them is ridiculously easy. Loving them and caring for them is infinetly difficult. Sometimes love is irrational, but sometimes, it's all you need.

AU: When the man proclaimed 'I must be sane', Sasori replied 'Yes, in your head at best.' :ItaSaso, Prequel to Bomber, Baby:

A Sand Sibs oneshot, with NO incest. This was originally my very dark Gaara-centric fic, but I have too much fun playing with Kankurou's humor. Shikatema, Kankurou gagging, all the essentials.

..."I still can't figure out why I kissed him." Naruto and Gaara. The sun and the moon. One and the same. A sudden mission in the Sand Village causes Naruto to reevalutate his relationship with the Kazekage. NaruGaara. Yaoi. 3-part-fic.

SANDSIBS fic. Kankuro has hurt because of Gaara several times, but every time the pain is different. Spoilers through Shippuuden ep. 32. One shot.

When Naruto decided to be generous and give the strange redhead a ride home. He didn't think they would have ended up like this. Warning- This is yaoi and contains mature content Naru/Gaara. All flamers shall be burnt with their own flames!

A future fic, telling the story of blood and life. Temari centric. Character death, minor Shikatema, at the end.

Sasori on a sugar high...enough said. part two of the 'candy chronicles'.

Somehow, Gaara thought, it makes it easier to fall when you know that there is someone who will catch you. Set during the fight between Gaara and Deidara.

Crackfic. Temari had entered the home improvement store hoping to find a decent paint color for her younger brother’s room. Instead, she found a foul mouthed monk who was not afraid to offer some blunt criticism for her every selection. Oneshot.

Being S class criminals means cutting off your emotions, even more so than just being a ninja, but it’s always good to have someone to run to Kisaita, Sasodei

Crackfic. Upon gazing into that Plexiglas box and peering at the rows of stuffed animals, Gaara swore that one of them would be his. No matter what the cost. Oneshot.

Kankurou is terrified when he walks in on Gaara in the bathroom. Then he tries to give his little brother The Talk after seeing what Gaara is up to. Not the smartest idea. KankyGaarGaar brotherliness.

“Don’t cry Deidara. I’ll be with you forever, remember? Just kiss me one more time before I go.” Deathfic, songfic, Character OOC

[AU] So Deidara had said 'I thought you were dead,' and Sasori replied 'No, but you might be though.' [DeiSaso] [Sequel to Bomber, Baby]

part 1 of candy chronicles. Gaara finds some candy and things get a little crazy. wait...did i say a little?

[Crackfic] Tobi is horrified to learn that Uchiha Itachi has never played a board game. In his eyes, such a thing is unheard of. Much to Itachi's chagrin, Tobi vows to teach him all about such seemingly frivolous pursuits. Friendship. [Oneshot.]

[AU] And the terrorist claimed, 'Art is a BANG' while Sasori said 'Not', and almost got shot. [DeiSaso]

In which, is fifty things Hyuuga Neji is no longer allowed to do. Crack!fic, warning of randomness, and humorous traces of yaoi.

Itachi, Gaara, Kakashi, amongst others, have been shoved into a car where they must stay for 10 days without leaving the car. Danger, people, and mental health will all be risked for our gentlemen. What shall they do?

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.

Crackfic. When a homicidal explosives specialist and a happy go lucky good boy are locked in a closet, chaos is bound to ensue. Oneshot.

Kankuro is holding Gaara as he's dying from sickness and begins to regret not being a better brother. Is this really happening? He cries out, 'Please wake me fromt this nightmare' [not incest]

Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]

Gaara is dead... Naruto was too late to save him. Although there may be a way. He has to share the Kyuubi's chakra with him, but what he must do to do it is a little... complicated. NarutoXGaara Rated M for Yaoi contents. My first Naruto fanfiction.

Twenty simple truths about Team 10 from the day they were put together until the day they were torn apart.

Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.

Deidara didn't realize that Sasori was a skilled drawer until the day his partner asked him to pose for a sketch. SasoDei oneshot.

Dysfunctional, quicktempered, and more than just a little emotionally stunted, the Sand Siblings were proud to call each other family.

Konoha's finest get high.

Twenty Random Truths about the Master and his Lackey. [Interpret as you will]

[Spoilers up to chapter 281] People can really suprise you sometimes, given the right circumstances. The sand siblings are no exception...

Twenty truths about the relationship between Hatake Kakashi and Gaara. Betaed by AisCrim.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!

There's something about Sasori that Deidara, Itachi, and Kisame never knew...

Her brothers' hair is softer than hers, and Temari isn't about to take that sitting down. Rated M for language and dirty humor.

Some things never change, nor should they. SasuNaru oneshot. Possible manga spoilers.

A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.

Written for 20 Truths. The Twenty Truest Things About Uchihas, as written by creepycrawly.

Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.

Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.

A pocket full of posies... A tissue, a tissue... Someone to catch you when you fall.

Training alone in the desert leads Temari to realize she'll never really be alone. Spoilers pre-episode 81 only. No Pairing. Stand alone.

Naruto is sent on a mission to the Hidden Sand. There, he meets Gaara once more. (Spoilers for up to manga chapter 246; goes AU after that.)

In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]

It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.

Siblings should always knock before entering a bathroom. Unless you like to be traumatized, but I think the Siblings of the Sand would agree that they've had enough bad images burned into their brains. One Shot, Completed.

A year after returning from Konoha, Temari becomes depressed as she notices her family growing farther apart. And after easing her loneliness in alcohol, she returns home one night to find that Gaara has noticed it too.

Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.