Hey guys. I'm Xovercrazy as in I am crazy and I like the idea of crossovers. I was not trying to make a math reference turns a break the 3rd wall "math is evil". To the point Mavelites and DCs might lynch and burn me. "Blows raspberry, If you can catch me!!!" I scream as I run to my jet pack case. On said case is a sigh the say incase of angry crazy fan mob. I don't post stories much mainly because I'm so dyslexic it's not even funny, and I've seen the flames of this site for spelling. It's called CONSTRUCTIVE CRITSISM people say something positive give the negative, give another positive not the same one.

I am a girl.

I'm legal.

I'm 18, and I'm 5 foot barely one inch. So yeah SHORT JOKES ALL AROUND!

Cartoon: TMNT!!! All the way found Fanfiction.net because of TMNT, Avatar The Last Airbender, Korra Young Justice, Gravity Falls.

TV: Law in Order: SVU, NCIS, Supernatural, Arrow, The Flash, Legends of Tomorrow.

Movies: The Mummy, Transformers, Avengers, Blade series as in half-vampire Blade, Rise of the Guardians, How to Train Your Dragons, Thor, Riddick, X-Men, Zootopia, Inside Out, DEADPOOL, Batman VS. Superman.

Anime: Fairy Tail, Ouran High School Host Club, starting into Hetalia, Yu-gi-oh, Bleach and RWBY.

Books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Lord of the Rings, Hunger Games, Maximum Ride, Chronicles of Narnia, Hobbit, Outsiders, Song of the Lioness, Divergent, Ranger Apprentice.

Games: Pokémon, Assassin's Creed

My ideas for stories but I'm to impatient to write them so I give you the chance to tell them BUT PM ME FIRST!

Harry Potter: Not your normal Harry has a sister fic. Days after she was dropped of on the doorstep of the Dursleys. Vernon sold her to a place where scientist experiment on kids. Harry's sister is named Phoenix Sunrise Bugg-Potter (she lacks the potter part until she figure out she the lost twin of harry potter) and is named so by a older boy from the outside(outside of the lab) after she asks him for a name that means she will rise again he and he purposely missed spell Bugg to prevent a swell head or that's what he claimed. (Phoenix meaning the first rise because they rise from there ashes Sunrise for rise again = Bugg because even you can be squished... though you'll just rise again and annoy the person some more. You're the annoy fly that never DIES MAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!)

Sun's magic appears to save her by trying to give her a 3 animagus forms, but she has used so much magic she only gets part of them. A crown of feathers that are made of pure light magic and harder than diamond, a set of horns that resemble a dragons, a large set of light magic feathered wings and a tail that resemble a peacocks also made of light magic for when she is calm the full form would be a phoenix simurgh/ dragon mix. In this form only her feathers can catch on fire the flames are a orange and yellow color.

When she is incredibly piss off dark dragon scales appear lining her face and jaw line and grow over the top of the light feathers as they get smaller, her wing turn jet black with the scales growing mixed in with the feathers, her tail just turns black the horns grow longer. She can catch on fire in this form the flames are a purple, dark blue and black color and she looks like a demon. In her dragon form she uses dark magic most of the time.

In her pure simurgh form all her feathers turn blue and dark green and she loses the horns. she only goes in to this form when she feels incredibly protective. This form uses gray magic meaning it could uses light spells and dark ones more easily. She also get a set of swords that are chained together.

After she bustS out of the scientist compound. She runs into who she will call Gray "Furry"back and escapes him by running to the protection of the world tree a legendary site for magic. she will meant a white simurgh and bond with it as she touches it for the first time. A column of magic energy shoots up in to the sky and calls more animals for her to bond with a basilisk, a griffin, a phoenix, a rare moon dragon, a dusk dragon, a Cerberus (just for shits and giggles can we name the baby Fluffy?) a chimera all of these animals are babies when she gets them. She also gets a tribal looking tattoo of the animal on her. Plus more animals

Year 1 Sun has grown up in the wild and has no idea how to read. So when a bird finds her in the biggest pine tree in the Forbidden Forest (other side form Hogwarts) to give her a letter. Sun gets angry and chases after it to kill it and it owner for knowing where she is. Sun chases the bird to Hogwarts and run pass the Room of Requirement 3 times lost. Hogwarts responds by manifesting itself into a human form to explain to her the letter and tell her about her brother and Voldemort not holding back anything like Dumbledore. When Hogwarts is done Sun knows about the horcruxes her parents death, how the headmaster took her and her bother to her aunt house, and he did not know what happened to her after that, but the wizarding world thought she was dead because the letters are mailed to what your known by. So it wrote the name Sun called herself in stead of her birth name. The Dursleys had been question about her death and they had said Sun had died as a baby from sickness. Sun questions if Hogwarts could teach her to read, and how she could share he story because at the time she did not have the words to describe what happened to her. She also ask if Hogwarts could keep her a secret because it would be easier to help her brother while blending in with the other kids. If he told about her all eyes would be on her and she could not help as easily. Hogwarts promised this if she would live in the Room of Requirement. Sun asks if her friends (animals) could stay. Hogwarts smiles and says because of what Sun is they can not be parted from her. Hogwarts helped Sun place many different glamour's on herself and weave them together for when school started. Sun get sorted in to Hogwarts because for those she chooses to be loyal to she would died for. Sun very smart to be able to read as well as she was for how she had learned. Sun is as brave as Godric Griffandor himself, and was possible on par with Slytherin in her cunning. she was perfectly balanced between houses. This allows her to move more freely between houses. Minerva acts as her head of house. Sun steal the stone and leaves a fake in it's place for Voldemont to get a hold of and it will slowly kill him as he uses it. Harry still goes down there and stays to save the fake stone. When he doing that Sun was trying to learn Occlumency and is organizing her mind she find the twin bond they share and the horcrux she wedges she mind in between the hocrux and Harry. She then uses the mind link to try to help Harry while he was in the room with Voldemort. after she try's and fail to get out of there mindscape.

Summer after first year: Sun hides in the room of requirement as all the other kids leave. For the summer Hogwarts send her back in time to when the founders lived so she can learn more magic. Merlin trys to make her a wand but because she had done wandless magic for so long, the first and only 3 wands he hands her explode. All of the founders at the end of the summer make her the sole heir, and give her the family rings so she can claim her right when she goes back. Sun also saves a goblin who is an ansestor of Ragnok. She is given these goblin metal cuffs that when you move your wrist the right way a hidden blabe pops out. (think assassin's creed) Sun also learns she can talk to snakes while shes there. Slytherin is not evil. His son puts two basilisks in the chamber hoping one day his desendants will kill Sun with it. Sun learns to sense different kind magic and see it and read a peoples mind using there magic.

Year 2 She get to Hogwarts in her time, and learn about the chamber again before her brother and goes on a killing sprier down in the chamber, because the two original basilisks were male and female. Sun kills one of the originals. The other she sense the magical power of behind the statue wall thing. She comes down in the chamber many more time trying to catch it out. Sun has Hogwarts teach her DADA instead of Lockhart after the first class with him. (she still goes to the class but doesn't listen) she gets petrified with Hermione but uses the mind link to help Harry again. during the school year Sun goes to the restricted section trying to guess and learn what tom learn and a counter for everything she thought he might know. (Sun reads about horcruxes but the page on destroying them is ripped out. She also now know the evil forces invading Harry's mind is a horcrux. And she know knows to destroy them with basilisks venom, because of what happened in the chamber.

Summer after 2nd year. Sun goes Horcrux hunting and uses the link in Harry's mind to the horcrux to her advantage by sensing where other magic energys are like it. she follows Narcissa Malfoy in to her sisters vault and sells the cup. Sun got the ring next. then she goes to the cave but Keatcher shows up and trys to warn her away from the cave. she tells keatcher that she senses tom magical signature and dark magic and that she wishes to destroy that magic. This gains Keatchers trust and he gives her to locket to destroy which she does in front of him. Sun heads toward Hogwarts and into the depths of the dark forest to trap Nagini. and then returns to Hogwarts. Sun asks the Room of Requirment for a places she can hind the Horcruxes and destroy them. apon entering the unplottable place she senses the diadem and them destroys all the horcruxes Starting with Nagini, then the ring, then the cup, and finally the diadem. for the last few weeks of summer Sun reads in the restricted section and completes she holiday homework. she Learns that she is an Anamimalis, and that she descends from at least 3 different clans of Anamimalis directly the Crystal Phoenix, the World Simurgh, and the dark clan called Death Dragons. all she learned in an Anamimalis appears as a human half way though there Animagus transformation, that Anamimali are the whole whole species there are 3 subspecies based on magic the white, the gray, and the dark. Then there are clans in each subspecies this clan are based on the animal they resemble. they Anamimalis where hunted for a time, feared by wizard because of there magic power. And that there presumed to have died out. With the exception of some clans in Bulgaria that the author could not find out about because of privacy laws protecting the last clans. though there are rumors that all the clans survive in secret and proptect the very balance and essence of magic.

Year 3 Sun steals the map from Lupin after he takes it from Harry, and uses it to check on Harry. She finds Pettigrew's name on it soon, and it constantly trying to find away give him to Sirius with out being obvious. Sun is just as effected by the dementors as Harry is the food cart lady was at her cart when the dementor came on and she gave Sun a butt load of chocolate free. Sun was trying to get Peter during the game. Sun uses snakes to catch peter after he escapes Harry and shows up to the hospital wing just in time for Snape, the Minister, and Professor McGonagall to show up. Minerva tranforms peter as Snape and the Minister agree that it a stupid tale told by Sirius. Peter escapes a second time. Siruis name gets cleared, and Harry is told for the first time about his missing twin when surius asks where she is.

Summer of Year 3: Harry lives with Sirius telling him of the abuse the Durleys did to him. the Dursley are trialed for there crimes against Harry. Harry blurts out the question of what happened to his sister during Vernon's questioning under the truth serum. Vernon tells how he thinks that Sun would be dead by now or a good whore, and that he sold her to and illegal science group that specialize in kiddies. Sun keep her head down in Hogwarts and listen in on the entire plan for the upcoming triwizard tournament.

Year 4: Sun confounded Cedrick Diggory into putting her name in too. Then in the first task Sun speaks dragonese to ask for the false egg. This particular tips Victor Krum of that Sun is an anamimalis.(the dialect did more then the language itself). Rita Seeker is on Victor at the time of this talk. Sun thankfully shuts him down before he could talk much, but they had both confirmed what they were and that Sun might be dangerous because she doesn't know all about her powers and how to control them. They agree the next day that Rita has to be an animagus to spy on them and have meeting on the Bulgaria ship instead because the mess hall there has a ward on it that forces animagi to transform into there human selves. Victor tell how in all magical countries the Anamimali animals that they bond with are protected and it is impossible to remove them from there humans side and that for every clan you are a part of and every clans animal you bond with you will get the tattoo of the animal of the clan on you and the way the animal is depicted shows a lot about you. That only if an anamimalis is not born then does a wizard inherit there family thing but they are not told of the anamimalis side of there heritage unless they have an anamimalis children and then there told bare minimum. So if it skip a generation the grandparent will only tell their kids the bare minimum and then tell the grandkids all of it. Victor takes Sun to the Yule ball. Hermione goes with Cedrick Doggery. Cho goes with an OC. Harry and Ron are with there original pairing. In the 2nd task they put Sun's bonded Simurgh in the lake. She gets first place and she bonds with many water animals in the black lake 2 days before the task giving her the ability to breathe under water for the task. Sun is the first anamimalis to bond with anI water animal. in the last task she goes in to the maze first senses Victor become impuriused ran to him to snap him out of it. Sun intervened just in time to save Fluer, the 3 of them continued together Sun leading them to Cedrick and Harry. They all decide to make it a tie for all 3 school and go at the cup together. They land in the grave yard. Voldemort wants witness to spread panic with after he is reborn so he separates Harry from the rest and binds them to a large angle headstone as Sun is cutting though a lot of rope, Voldy is reborn. She get the others to listen and all go at Harry to grab him and she will touch Harry and accio the cup. Which they do but not until after she shoot a spell at the disarming spell letting Harry be hit by the killing curse, Voldy knocked down by killing his last horcrux. She hit the group and summons the cup, they go back. She has Hogwarts and her animal scary people away as she drag the Death Munchers and Voldy though the port key too. Voldy get up yells at her asking who the hell she is and Sun goes off saying she is the one who destroyed all of his horcruxes, that she is the one that was lost, the one that chased a stupid owl to the best place she ever been, and she is the one he must fight for she is the lost potter! She is Phoenix Sunrise Bugg Potter. He shot the killing curse at her she and Harry shot disarming spells at him. The dark lords wand was catch in both there hands as he falls. A joke of a battle ensues as death eaters fight to escape surrounded by all the adult and 17 year olds from 3 schools shot stunners at them it all over in a matter of minutes. Sun hit Moody with a stunner and hands the hip flack to Snape then Sun drags Harry to the hospital wing, for them both to be looked over and when the glamours are lifted, Suddenly going to Saint Mangos is a tiny brown eyed version of Lily that's way to scarred and missing an eye.

When Sun finally wakes up a month later fully healed of all past wounds consisting of over 30 broken bones that needed to be rebroken and then potioned straight, 56 bones had to be removed entirely and regrown, malnutrition, muscled that were in various states of messed up(healed wrong, reattached to the bones in the wrong places, infection in the deep tissue that her magic is trying to contain and fight), scars that went to the bone, older frostbite, sunburn scars, bits of wood and metal that were not remove originally and tissue grew over and around them, a 99% magical core block(made a barely contend explosion when the magic was let lose), fleas, and a new magical eye from the real Mad-eye Moody, because they come in a set of two, as the med-witch told her all of this Sirius shows up telling her thank god she awake everybodies going crazy especially her bonded animals.

Maybe the next 3 books are about her over coming PTSD and bonding with her family and anamimalis mate Victor Krum especially having a problem with stability, and not moving/leaving all the time (pre-Hogwarts on the run life style coming in to play there) not having someone to fight, not having someone to protect, insomnia, nightmares, and some other stuff don't like my ideas for things wrong with Sun look up what Rape and Prisoners of War victims go though. and at this point I'd like to say good job you survived, if you went though anything like that.

book 5: In addition to the above it could consist info about her past but more in depth. For example (oculus repro, name that movie!) instead of a month of being unconscious Sun could be out of is from the whole summer, or because she could not read well at school thus did not do well in school from the first few years and she could have summer-ish school at Hogwarts to do better and Hogwarts could become a family for her with all of the family. she could go to Sirius place toward the end of the summer because it's being fix-up and de-eviled.

A little bit of my weirdness.

Okay kid, this is where it gets complicated

I like poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick!

Bazinga!!!

I'm to old for this crap

Good morning. I see the assassins have failed.

Stranger things have happened. And do so with alarming regularity.

Its art! A statement of modern society, ooh ain't modern society awful

Then for my next trick...Aw sod it, I can't be bothered coming up with something clever to say

We are about to get our asses whooped

She's ton's of fun an you're no fun at all. She completes you.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

Revenge is so sweet

I am a Bomb technician, if you see me running, try and keep up

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ….

The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

(x) You have jumped out (off) of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

() You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow (NOT true... BELEIVE me I've tried...)

() You just tried to lick your elbow. Not right now awhile ago

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

() You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

(x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow.

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire

() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

() You have caught yourself drooling.

() You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

() You just laughed.

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

() You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

(x) You have eaten a bug. Does fired scorpions count?

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

() You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

() You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

() You have fallen out of your chair before (and nearly got detention for it!)

() When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

aaahhhh 19 !!!

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

DAUNTLESS: THE BRAVE

WE BELIEVE

that cowardice is to blame for the world's injustices

WE BELIEVE

that piece is hard-won, that sometimes it is necessary to fight for peace. But more than that:

WE BELIEVE

that justice is more important than peace, and that some times it is necessary to fight for peace but more than that.

WE BELIEVE

in freedom from fear, in denying fear the power to influence our decisions

WE BELIEVE

in ordinary acts of bravery, in courage that drives one person to stand up for another.

WE BELIEVE

in acknowledging fear and the extent to which it rules us.

WE BELIEVE

in facing that fear no matter what the cost to our comfort, our happiness, or even our sanity.

WE BELIEVE

in shouting for those who can only whisper, in defending those who cannot defend themselves

WE BELIEVE

in action

Truths Of The World

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Evening news is where they begin by saying "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance

"You and I are friends. You smile, I smile...You cry I cry...You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge. I'm gonna miss your texts."(or “I go get a boat and save your butt.”)

"A man is like a deck of playing cards. You need a heart to love him, a diamond to marry him, a club to hit him and a spade to bury him.”

“We live in a society where pizza gets here faster than the police.”

“Life isn’t about finding yourself it’s about creating yourself.”

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone.”

“I always arrive late to work. I make up for it by leaving early.”

“You realize we’re all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.”

“You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly!”

“Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it’s important.”

“I am your WIFE. I am the GREATEST GOOD you will ever have!”

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. "

The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago.

That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin.

The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family.

That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home.

That girl you called fat. She's starving herself.

The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country.

The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You DON'T!

Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but REPOST this if you're that 1% with a heart.

If you hate animal abuse, child abuse, any kind of abuse at all.

If you hate homophobia, sexist views, racist views, any kind of un-equality.

If you hate how others look upon you and say 'bah, no use at all'

If you hate it when people say 'a girl can't fight'

If you hate it when people say 'he's a guy, that is the only reason'

If you hate feeling crushed when you stand up for what you believe is right.

If you hate when people look upon you and only see your face.

If you hate when people find pleasure in the pain of others, though you do as well.

And last, if you hate when someone undermines and underestimates the mentally ill.

I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were, and sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy. How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad happened. But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. Because they were holding on to something.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth. (Only if it's with my best friends or parents)

Sleep with your socks on at night

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing

Wow I’m female with a guy’s spirit.

At age 8, your dad bought you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was IN FASHION. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a SINGLE letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom DOOR LOCKED.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your dad, post this on your PROFILE.

•"It is better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness" - Eleanor Roosevelt

•"Generous deeds should not be checked by cold counsel"- Gandalf

•"Do no harm. Unless you have to, then do lots of harm"- Master Splinter

•"The circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."-Mewtwo, The Pokemon Movie

•"I want to eat him [Xever] just to shut him up" - Rahzar/Bradford

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it? If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile.

I am that girl,

The one who likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

- by Ravenhearst, copy and paste if you can relate to this.

Friends

1.FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN LIKE THE WIND BULLSEYE!'

2.FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

3.FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

4.FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FREAKING AWSOME"

5.FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

6.FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

7.FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

8.FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

9.FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

10.FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

11.FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

12.FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

13.FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

14.FRIENDS: Will tell you that you're a great singer even if you're terrible BEST FRIENDS: Will tell you that you suck.

15.FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Will already have a shovel to bury the loser that made you cry.

16.FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap many times because it’s important!!

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.

BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.

BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.

BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.

BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you find your prince.

A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you

A good friend will offer you a soda.

A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.

A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel.

A best friend just sits down and cries

Best Friends are about killing each other over a bag of chips, and then when it's all over not saying sorry but saying "Ha Ha loser.

Best friends. Were the ones who Practically live at each other's houses, Stay up all night talking about absolutly nothing, Dance until were out of breath, Laugh at the stupidest things, and still find a reason to love each other, even though were complete idiots

FRIENDS: never ask anything to eat or drink BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa by there last/first names BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DANG we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your best friend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much, retard?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain BEST FRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, LOSER, RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice. BEST FRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced. BEST FRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before & after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night). BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something. BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Say "see you later!" BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Forgive you. BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd butts that left you

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you. BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth. BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Annoy you. BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch nickelodeon, cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Just for once...I want someone to be afraid of losing me

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize… I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with buttholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough guts to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' if you’re a guy post it as “what girls don’t realize”

loved you once, love you still. always have, always will

When a boy is quiet ... millions of things are running in his mind.

When a boy is not arguing ... he is thinking deeply.

When a boy lets you lay on his chest ... he is wishing for you to be his forever...

When a boy wants to see you everyday... he wants to be yours 4eva.

When a boy says ' I love you ' ... he means it.

When a boy says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more than that

Life only comes around once make sure u r spending it with the right person...

Find a Guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot...

Who calls you back when you hang up on him...

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep...

Wait for the guy who ...kisses your forehead...

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats...

Who holds your hand in front of his friends...

Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you...

Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!!

He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies."

-Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

I want to be known as the girl who could always brighten up your day, even if she couldn't brighten her own.

Sometimes when I say 'oh, I'm fine' I want someone to look me in the eyes and say 'tell the truth'

You asked what was wrong and I said NOTHING but then I turned around and whispered EVERYTHING

True friends are hard to find, Harder to leave, and Impossible to forget

It's hard to wait around for something you know might never happen, but it's harder to give up, especially if it's all you ever wanted

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...

“You have an answer for everything don't you? What’s the capitol of Pittsburgh?!” – Bloo from Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends

All that is gold does not glitter; not all those who wander are lost; the old that is strong does not wither; deep roots are not reached by the frost. — J. R. R. Tolkien

“There is good and there is evil, but the line between them can be almost impossible to find…. Does one good deed make him a hero? Am I to blame for all of it because of a single mistake…? In the end, all I really know is that the answers don’t come easy. It’s supposed to be simple…. But it’s not….” – Robin from Teen Titans

“It is simple; there is good and there is evil…. There are those who commit crimes – and those who try and stop them…. Both sides are opposites; as different as day and night, and the line between them is clear…. Or at least, it’s supposed to be….” – Robin from Teen Titans

“There will always be people who say mean words because you are different, and sometimes their minds cannot be changed. But there are many more people who do not judge others based on how they look or where they are from. Those are the people whose words truly matter.” – Starfire from Teen Titans

She turned back to face him, a single tear clinging to her cheek. The sun poured light in an angle, softly lighting him from behind like an angel, an expression of forced calm chiseled on his perfect face. A question hung on her lips, but no sound emitted. In defeat, she lowered her head and began to walk away.

As she passed him, his calm turned to determination. "No."

"What?"

"No." He reached out and took her hand between both of his. "I watched you walk away from me once before, I won't let it happen again. You think you don't matter, you think no one sees you. You think no one would miss you if you were gone..."

His eyes locked with hers, fresh tears streaming from them. She didn't think anyone knew how she felt, silent and unnoticed, watching the world from the sidelines. Now she realized someone had been watching her too.

"But I do see you." He took a step closer to her. "You matter to me, my heart aches when I think of you." He placed her hand over his heart. It drummed like music beneath her fingers. "And if you were gone, I would die without you. You are my world. I can't watch you go, not again..."

She smiled up at him and placed her free hand gently against his cheek. "And you never will again."

Jinx Triggers

A.K.A Five things that you should never ever say:

1. What could possibly go wrong?

(Everything. Everything could go wrong.)

2. There's no turning back now.

(And now you all will die. Way to go.)

3. Things can't get any worse.

(Oh, believe me. Yes they can.)

4. Well, that was easy.

(And now comes the hard part. . .)

5. How hard can it be?

(Very hard. It can be very hard. Why would you ask that?)

Honorable Mentions:

Nothing can ruin this for me.

(Wanna bet?)

It's foolproof.

(Again I say, wanna bet?)

Don't keep things bottled up.

(No, instead, just let it all flow out, like relaxed peeing.)

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

When someone tells you to 'expect the unexpected', punch them in the face and ask 'did you expect THAT?!' (A really awesome t-shirt)

Life isn't passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

I don't believe in divorce. The only way your getting out is by dying. Even if I have to help you there. (me. . . Fear me.)

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the least. (me)

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he is lost?

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Whatever it is--I didn't do it. Honest!

I try to take one day at a time-but sometimes several days attack me at once.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

They say a true friend is someone who’ll bail you out of jail at two in the morning. In reality, a true friend would be there with you, sitting next to you and saying, “Man, we screwed up!”

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Legit q and a’s

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

If the SWAT team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

The words "probable cause" and "plausible deniability" are frequent phrases in my everyday life. . . (me)

Beware of my dark side, I can be evil and malicious and sadistic. . . All in my path shall suffer. (me)

Darkness shall fall and the world will reel at my presence. -- Sadie Arvizu

We don't fear the dark, we fear the unknown inside it. – Unknown

Okay everyone, now check this out:

(From Scotty1609's profile page)

This is an interesting story.

Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in God?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is God good?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is God all powerful?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is this God good then? Hmm?

(The Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From . . . God. . .

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And God did make everything. Correct?

Student :Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(The Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(The Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen God?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelled your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter.)

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir. . . Exactly! The link between man and God is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

x x x

There was a professor of philosophy who was a deeply committed atheist. His primary goal for one required class was to spend the entire semester attempting to prove that God could not exist. His students were always afraid to argue with him because of his impeccable logic.

For 20 years he had taught this class and no one had ever had the courage to go against him. Sure, some had argued in class at times, but no one had ever really gone "against him". No one would go against him because he had a reputation.

At the end of every semester, on the last day, he would say to his class of 300 students, "If there's anyone here who still believes in Jesus, stand up!" In 20 years, no one had ever stood up. They knew what he was going to do next. He would say, "because anyone who does believe in God is a fool". If God existed, he could stop this piece of chalk from dropping to the ground and breaking.

Such a simple task to prove that he is God and yet he can't do it! And every year, he would drop the chalk onto the tile floor of the class room and it would shatter into a hundred pieces. All of the students could do nothing but stop and stare. Most of the students were convinced that God couldn't exist. Certainly, a number of Christians had slipped through, but for 20 years, they had been too afraid to stand up.

Well, a few years ago, there was a freshman who happened to get enrolled in the class. He was a Christian and had heard the stories about this professor. He had to take the class because it was one of the required classes for his major. And he was afraid but for 3 months that semester he prayed every morning that he would have the courage to stand up no matter what the professor said or what the class thought. Nothing they said or did could ever shatter his faith, he hoped.

Finally the day came. The professor said, "If there is anyone here who still believes in God, stand up." The professor and the class of 300 people looked at him, shocked, as he stood up at the back of classroom. The professor shouted, "You fool! If God existed he could keep this piece of chalk from breaking when it hit the ground!" He proceeded to drop the chalk, but as he did, it slipped out of his fingers, off his shirt cuff, onto the pleat of his pants, down his leg, and off his shoe. As it hit the ground, it simply rolled away unbroken. The professor's jaw dropped as he stared at the chalk. He looked up at the young man then ran out of the lecture hall.

The young man who had stood up proceeded to walk to the front of the room and share his faith in Jesus for the next half hour. 300 students stayed and listened as he testified of God's love for them and of His power through Jesus.

Words to live by:

Normal is boring, abnormal is way more fun. -- Sadie Arvizu

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. -- Dr. Seuss

Never fight an inanimate object. -– P. J. O’Rourke

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. -- Napoleon Bonaparte

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -- unknown

Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. -- Albert Einstein

Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia. -- E.L. Doctorow

If I knew where poems came from, I'd go there. -- Michael Langley

Facts are important for your story ... so be sure to make up good ones. -– Mort Castle

You know you're a writer if your work clothes are mostly sweat pants and pajamas. -- Kathryn Smith

Write about what really interests you, whether it is real things or imaginary things, and nothing else. -- C. S. Lewis

If I'm trying to sleep, the ideas won't stop. If I'm trying to write, there appears a barren nothingness. -- Carrie Latet

I write to give myself strength. I write to be the characters that I am not. I write to explore all the things I'm afraid of. -- Joss Whedon

My political views:

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. -- Abraham Lincoln

Loyalty to country always, loyalty to the government when it deserves it. -- Mark Twain

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I am from the government and I'm here to help. -- Ronald Regan

Without God, democracy will not and cannot long endure. -- Ronald Regan

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the First one. -- Rush Limbaugh

Learning to master violence does not encourage unneeded violence just as owning a gun does not encourage its use

Random/Useless Facts!

Ohh! My favorite kind! I live for these puppies! Beware, some may be disturbing or down right odd.

Did you know, lobsters are immortal? They will not die of old age. If a lobster is not caught or killed, it could potentially live forever.

Did you know, at 90 degrees (F) below zero [-90* F] your breath will freeze in midair and fall to the ground? (Mind you, it would more than likely be your last breath that xD)

Did you know, skunks can accurately spray their smelly fluid as far as ten feet?

Did you know, almonds are members of the peach family?

Did you know, the dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle?

Did you know, nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously? (O.o I don't want to know how someone found that out. . .)

Did you know, a 'twit' is a pregnant goldfish?

Did you know, no one knows where Mozart is buried? (. . . o.O)

Did you know, most tropical marine fish could survive in a tank filled with human blood? (And again I say . . . o.O)

Did you know, more people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes? (Remember that next time you have a choice between air travel and donkey travel)

Did you know, grapes explode when you put them in the microwave? (Kids, don't try this at home!)

Did you know, 'strengths' is the longest word in the English language with just one vowel?

Did you know, the face of a penny can hold about thirty drops of water?

Did you know, Walt Disney was afraid of mice?

Did you know, Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots?

Did you know, Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors?

Did you know, there are about eight fly legs in an average chocolate bar? (Mmm, yum. A sprinkle of protein to go with my sugar.)

Did you know, 87% of all percentages are made up? (Wait for it. Give it a minute. . . Yeah, you get it now? xD)

History Lesson!

In Turkey, during the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries, anyone caught drinking coffee was put to death. (Talk about harsh no-caffeine!)

During the time of Peter the Great, any Russian man who wore a beard was required to pay a special tax. (Ha ha! Beard tax! xD)

In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, Gaylord Perry hit his first, and only, home run.-_

In 1990, there were about 15,000 vacuum cleaner related accidents in the U.S.

It was once against the law to slam your car door in a city in Switzerland.

There is a city called Rome on every continent.

The Americans lost the Battle of Bunker Hill. They ran out of gunpowder and had to retreat. Further, the Battle of Bunker Hill was not fought at Bunker Hill at all. The actual skirmish took place at Breed's Hill in Charlestown, Massachusetts.

Strange fears!

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the irrational fear of long words. (Yeah. I know xD)

Velumiphobia is the irrational fear of umbrellas.

Heterodactylophobia is the irrational fear of thumbs.

Dendrophobia is the irrational fear of trees or forests. (Not exactly strange, but I find it interesting.)

(When I say 'strange fears' I do not mean to be insensitive to any person or persons suffering from any of these fears. Fear is a very serious matter and I suffer my fair share as well. This is not meant to be making fun of someone suffering from any strange/severe/irrational fears, merely pocking fun at the names and fears themselves, which really, any of you suffering from one should be able to laugh at it as well. It would be healthy any. You have a fear of umbrellas? Laugh about it! Just because you can't laugh at the umbrella, doesn't mean you can't laugh at the fact you yourself are afraid of it. Smile. Everything will be alright.)

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If you sit in your car waiting for the song you love to be over, then leave...

If someone tells you "don't look now", but you do anyway...

If you love waking up in the middle of the night, and realizing you have more time to sleep...

If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back...

If your headphones are ALWAYS tangled...

If slow computers drive you CRAZY...

If you love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe...

If you used to blow into video games and it actually made them work...

If you use your cell phone to see in the dark...

If you can't help but find everything hilarious at 4 AM...

If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference...

If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is...

If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL...

If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings...

If you pull out your phone and pretend to text in awkward situations...

If you check behind the shower curtain for murderers before getting in...

If you love people who text back instantly...

If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good...

If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later...

If you don't consider people who have only seen the movies to be "real" Harry Potter fans...

If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies...

If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING...

If you walk a little faster when you see a creepy van...

If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up...

If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet...

If you and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically...

If you have to try SO hard not to laugh when you're getting scolded...

If you and your best friend could sit down next to each other, not say a single word, and walk away feeling as if it was the greatest conversation ever...

If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs...

If you know because everyone's house has a different smell that yours must have one. But you still can't smell it!...

If you have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what letter comes next...

If you get paranoid because the spider you saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore...

If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument...

If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life...

If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway...

If you mentally say "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday"...

If you used to climb on furniture and pretend the floor was lava...

If you want to STRANGLE that kid who reminds the teacher about homework and quizzes...

If you were first in Mario Kart, you fell off a cliff, and then you were... last...

If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing...

If you look down at your cell phone when you're walking past someone you want to avoid...

If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done."...

If you have dropped your phone on your face while laying down texting...

If once you turn off all the lights in the basement you run the heck out of there...

If you feel like a ninja whenever you drop something and catch it...

Then you are the best kind of human there is, and we should be related

You say English, we say Japanese

You say cats, we say Nyan Cat

You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say reality, we say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say hello, we say konichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think we're just normal

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto

You say Family, We say Vongola

You say notebook, We say DeathNote

You say Gay, We say Yaoi

You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny

You say butler, we say One Hell of a Butler.

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.

My Skillet Story:

You Are My Hope; You’re Powerful, when I’m Comatose. Sometimes, I feel like I am a Monster in need of a Rebirthing, so this can be The Last Night on my own alien planet, Saturn, while I listen for the Whispers in the Dark, in my Alien Youth. I scream, Hey You, I Love Your Soul, to tell others that they can be Forgiven, as I was. That you are the Hero they need to save them when they are Looking For Angels. The Earth Invasion has begun. So will you Live Free or Let Me Die? My Beautiful Robe is Falling Inside The Black to where The Fire Breathes. Don’t be afraid, I am Yours To Hold. I am oddly convinced that You are Rippin’ Me Off, but I will Never Surrender because It’s Not Me It’s You! You are the Best Kept Secret of mine, my Savior. Faith and fear Collide, allowing me to finally Believe. But what if it’s One Day Too Late? What if I have to Say Goodbye? I’m Locked In A Cage, but You are Better Than Drugs. On Those Nights, I begin to realize, I am not Forsaken by you, and I notice A Little More, Gasoline, and more Energy. I Can Splinter the Boundaries and get Deeper into you Jesus, Jesus, you are the One Real Thing. I used to wonder, Will You Be There, but you have Come My Way to give me Rest. You Are The One, You’re In My Brain, and I Trust You to heal my Open Wounds, and cleanse me of my Imperfection. Now I Cycle Down as The Thirst Is Taking Over. And I am no longer more than a Vapor, Suspended In You, and so I Dive Over In to your Promise Blender. I'm Awake and Alive on this Circus for a Psycho. I am Sick of It, just let me Rise. You are my Salvation, but I still have the Madness in Me. I'm Not Gonna Die 'cause it's Good to Be Alive. Here my Battle Cry that I scream with Fire and Fury. You are My Religion, but your Hard to Find in all of this American Noise. Now, I am Safe With You.

You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? O.o

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? O.o

Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?

If two wrongs don’t make a right, then how come two negatives make a positive?

Why do scientists call it REsearch when they are looking for something new?

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

Why are they called apartments when they’re all together?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

If all is not lost, where is it?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea; does that mean that one enjoys it?

(Now you'll learn about ME!) For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones I am, underline the one that just depends.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world and go to hell

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (I get along better with guys than girls I mean I go frog gigging all the time)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I am comfortable so shut it.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (I take Pride in knowing I'm different)

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat( I bought my first car my dad blew that car up, bought me a truck blew that up, so now I have another car that his not allowed to touch. Now that car died to Damn you dad! Why do you buy 500 dollar cars that are plainly on it’s last leg?

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo (or gay).

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I get my tmnt shirts from the guy department because there are none in the girls department sooo?

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I’m an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I’m INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent love hockey and beavers.

I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. Not any more I’m 18 now!!! WAAAAHOOOO

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth and have been the bad guy in every movie in existence. Not English but I love this one!)

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don’t like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. NOT A HOMOPHOBE I HAVE 3 AUNT THAT ARE LESBIANS 2 OF THEM ARE TRYING TO GET MARRIER AT THERE CHURCH soo raspberry to you.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (I was more of an outcast in school)

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want/have a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I'm OVER 21 so I MUST be able to drive and like to drink.

I'm friendy, so feel free to PM me if you need help or want to talk, I promise I wont bite ... Hard

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2009 WHEN...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or

myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the

TV.

6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job. NOT TALKING ABOUT THE DISABLED!

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED. Apparently you told Santa that you had been good this year. He died laughing

Put in yours

100 truths about me

WHAT WAS YOUR:

1. last beverage = Kool-aid

2. last phone call =My Brother

3. last text message = don’t text so idk

4. last song you listened to = Sheryl Crow Strong Enough

5. last time you cried = I don't know

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. dated someone twice =No

7. been cheated on = No

8. kissed someone & regretted it = nope

9. lost someone special = yes

10. been depressed = Of course

11. been drunk and threw up = Nope

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: (In order)

12. red

13. more red

14. yellow

LAST YEAR (2015), HAVE YOU:

15. Made a new friend =Yup

16. Fallen out of love = No

17. Laughed until you cried =Absolutely

18. Met someone who changed you = YES!!!

19. Found out who your true friends were = Yep

20. Found out someone was talking about you = yeah

21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend's list =no

GENERAL:

22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life = all of them

24. Do you have any pets =My dog and the fish in the pond in my backyard and the turtle that hides in the pond and a 3 legged cat named Piper

25. Do you want to change your name =Nah

26. What did you do for your last birthday = ate cake

27. What time did you wake up today = 6:00am

28. What were you doing at midnight last night = On fanfiction.net

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = chicken and dumplings at home hell yes!

30. Last time you saw your Mother = last night

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = bigger library

32. What are you listening to right now = Free fallin’

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom= yes

34. What's getting on your nerves right now = slow computer

37. Nickname = Pyro

38. Relationship Status =Single

39. Zodiac sign =aquarius

40. He or She = I'm a she

41. Elementary School : over with

42. Middle School = way past

43. College = not there yet

44. Hair color = Dark brown and gets lighter in the summer faded bleach at the ends

45. Long or short = Long

46. Height =5'1"

47. Do you have a crush on someone? = no not now

48. What do you like about yourself? = attitude

49. Piercings = Ears

50. Tattoos = No, but I want one

51. Righty or lefty= Righty

FIRSTS:

52. First surgery= not yet

53. First piercing = I was like 4 or 5

54. First best friend =Casey… Jones

55. First sport you joined = basketball

56. First vacation = Louisiana

58. First pair of trainers = idk

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating = Nothing

60. Drinking = Nothing

61. I'm about to = work

62. Listening to =Breathe 2am live

63. Waiting for = The sun

YOUR FUTURE:

64. Want kids? = 2 at least

65. Get Married? =I would like to

66. Career? =I don't yet

WHICH IS BETTER :

67. Lips or eyes = eyes

68. Hugs or kisses= Hugs

69. Shorter or taller = taller

70. Older or Younger =Older

71. Romantic or spontaneous =Both

72. Nice stomach or nice arms =Both... again

73. Sensitive or loud = LOUD LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

74. Hook-up or relationship = relationship

75. Trouble maker or hesitant =Depends ;)

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger =Ha Ha no

77. Drank hard liquor =Nope

78. Lost glasses/contacts = yes

79. sex on first date =hell no

80. Broke someone's heart = maybe

81. Had your own heart broken? =No

82. Been arrested? Nope

83. Turned someone down = yes

84. Cried when someone died =yes

85. Fallen for a friend = nope

DO YOU BELIEV IN:

86. Yourself =Eh

87. Miracles = Sure why not

88. Love at first sight =No

89. Heaven = yea

90. Santa Claus = YES!!!!

91. Kiss on the first date =nah

92. Angels = Yeah

93. Jesus Christ is the Son of the living God= absolutely

94. Horoscopes=Depends on my mood

95. Wishing on stars= when I need it

WHO DO YOU LOVE?

96. Your family = Yeah

97. Your pet= yes

98. God= I don't have a choice... ha ha jk of course I do

99. Your Enemies=Hell no

100. Your BF or GF=Sure if that person existed in my life

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

1. I need to tell you a secret.(look at #5)

2. the answer is... (look at #11)

3. don't get mad. (look at #15)

4. calm down. (look at #13)

5. first. (look at #2)

6. don't be that mad. (look at #12)

7. i just wanted to say hi lol :P

8. what I wanted to tell you is... (look at 14)

9. be patient. (look at #4)

10. this is the last time okay. (look at #7)

11. I'm not crazy. (look at #6)

12. sorry. (look at #8)

13. don't be hype. (look at #10)

14. i don't know how to say this. (look at #3)

15. you must be ticked off now. (look at #9)

Ok this is not mine I stole it off of aj92 profile I took it cuz I loved it, and I will do it when my Ipod is fixed.o

Rules:

1. Put your iTunes on shuffle (Or mp3 Player, or whatever you use)

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3. Don't lie and pretend you're cool.

4. Don't be a mod-hugging n00b and report this.

1) IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY

Save Room- John Legend

2) WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

When You're Mad- Ne-Yo

3) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

Hot In Here- Nelly

4) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Mambo #5- Lou Bega

5) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Shoulda Let You Go- Keyshia Cole

6) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

I'll Be Right Here Waiting For You- Monica

7) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Push It- Pretty Ricky

8) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Teach Me How To Dougie- Cali Swag District

9) WHAT IS 2 2?

That's When I'll Stop Loving You- N'Sync

10) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

All My Life- K-ci & Jojo

11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Move If You Wanna- Mims (No, I don't want them to)

12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Get Like Me- David Banner

13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Coffee Shop- Young Joc

14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Boyfriend #2- Pleasure P

15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Caught Up- Usher

16) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Fabolous- Jaheim (Cause I am :P)

17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Better Than Me- Hinder

18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Imma Star- Jeremih (Oh yeah XD)

19) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

They Don't Really Care About Us- Michael Jackson (Not True... they care)

20) WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Boulevard Of Broken Dreams- Green Day

21) HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Hip Hip Chin Chin- Club Des Belugas

22) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

My Curse- Killswitch Engage

23) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Buttons- Pussycat Dolls

24) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

We Belong Together- Mariah Carey

25) WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

I Know You want Me- Pitbull

26) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Freak On A Leash- KoRn

27) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Super Cali- Orlando Brown

28) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Girlfight- Brooke Valentine

29) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Nothing For Me Here- Dope

30) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS JOURNAL AS?

If I Hit- 112

(o) Music is Life _

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

'Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.'

'Don't get mad; get sadistic.'

'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?'

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.'

'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'

'My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.'

Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.'

'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.'

'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'

'Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.'

'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.'

'There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.'

'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'

'The devil sold his soul to Gaara.'

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?'

'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?'

'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.'

'Define normal.'

'I will call him George, hug him and love him and rub his fur the wrong way.'

'He who walks with wolves, learns to howl.'

'Of all the things I've ever wished that I know could never be, the thing I wish the most is that I wish I wasn't me.

yeah, I'm crazy, it runs in the family, what's your excuse?

I am the type of person who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened... yesterday.

A good friend will be there to calm you down when you are mad, but a best friend will be holding a shovel asking "Do you think the hole is deep enough?"

No matter what life hands us, just remember...Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass - it's about learning how to dance in the rain."

What goes around comes around and when it comes around, I hope it knocks u down, runs u over, backs up and runs u over again!!

I am strong because I know my weaknesses. I'm alive because I'm a fighter. I am wise because I've been foolish. I laugh because I've known sadness.

Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason!

Whatever it is, I didn't do it. Unless I was supposed to do it, in which case I did it brilliantly.

I don't know about you, but a highlight of my childhood was talking into the fan to hear my robot voice.

I couldn't ask for better friends. I could ask for normal friends, but where's the fun in that?!

Every person in your life will serve a different purpose at a different time. Some entertain you, some enlighten you, and some piss you off daily.

Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clocks broken and I’m wide awake. Not sure who won.

I have life moments where I want to pause, look up, and yell "SERIOUSLY?!"

Is it just me, or are the people who claim they hate drama actually the most dramatic people I know?

The next person who says "It's not the heat, it's the humidity" will learn that it's not my fist, but the impact.

My mission is accomplished. I ran down the street, threw skittles at people, said "TASTE THE FRIKKEN RAINBOW!" so it was a good day.

Fact of life...After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F !!

If your going to get accused of it, you might as well just do it!

The people that make the difference are those that do things differently - Be one of them!

Don't ever tell someone you're FINE - it stands for Frustrated, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional.

I think some people should come with warning labels.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Teachers are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.

Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil.

Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some people just abuse the privilege.

I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity, I think you crossed the line a few miles back.

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?

Roses are red, violets are black, please go to hell, and never come back.

I'd explain it to you, but your brains would explode.

I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Like Daddy always said: If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit!

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Weird but True quotes:

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think good thing it’s a good thing I’m not average then!

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

The road to success is always under construction

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

What do you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."

Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."

Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."

Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"

Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"

Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"

Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

If you re-post this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost

this...

If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

RE-POST THIS AS "female comebacks"

85 Random Things I Would Choose

1.Pepsi or Coke?: Pepsi

2.Soda or Juice?: Juice

3.7up or Sprite?: Sprite

4.Yellow or Purple?: Purple

5.Blue or Green?: Blue

6.Rock or Rap?: Rock

7.TV or Movies?: movies

8.Scary or Comedy: Comedy

9.Night or Morning?: Night

10.Kisses or Hugs?: hugs

11.Life or Death?: Life

12.Up or Down?: Up

13.Noise or Silence?: Silence

14.Run or Walk?: Walk

15.Burger King or McDonald's?: McDonalds

16.Apples or Bananas?: Apples

17.Mexican or Italian Food?: Mexican

18.Winter or Summer?: Summer

19.Spring or Autumn?: Spring

20.Chocolate or Candy?: chocolate

21.Chicken or Beef?: Chicken

22.Left or Right?: Right

23.Doritos or Cheetos?: Doritos

24.Cold or Hot?: Hot spring I miss the South Dakota Winter begone!

25.Weird or Normal?: Weird is the normal!

26.School or No School?: I'm conflicted by this question...

27.Meat or Fish?: fish

28.Long or Short Nails?: Short

29.Hot Fudge or Caramel?: hot fudge

30.Halloween or Christmas?: ummmm….. both?

31.Pizza or Spaghetti?: Pizza

32.Scream or Cry?: Cry

33.Camera or Digital Camera?: Camera

34.DVD or VHS?: both

35.Pickles or Cucumbers?: Neither! Hiss while running away muttering about satan.

36.Love or Hate?: Love

37.Chocolate or Vanilla?: chocolate

38.Latte or Espresso?: neither

39.Outside or Inside?: Inside

40.Evil or not Evil?: Not Evil

41.Clean or Dirty: Clean

42.Bad or Good?: Good?

43.Sunrise or Sunset?: Sunset

44.Truth or Lies?: Lies

45.Apples or Oranges?: Apples

46.Teacher or Student?: Student

47.Rich or Poor?: In between

48.Sports or Reading?: Reading

49.Cookies or Cake?: ask me who my favorite kid is first. Someone from the back yell “you don’t have one!”

50.Town or City?: Town

51.Birds or Horses?: Both!

52.Cats or Dogs?: Dogs

53.Monkeys or Penguins?: penguins

54.Rain or Snow?: rain I live in SD! I see enough snow!

55.Sun or Moon?: sun

56.Smart or Dumb?: Smart

57.Cd's or Mp3 Players: MP3

58.Baked or Mashed Potatoes: Both

59.Motel or Hotel?: Hotel

60.Cars or Buses?: Cars

61.Trains or Planes?: Planes

62.Forks or Spoons?: Spoon?

63.Family Guy or Simpson's?: NIETHER!!

64.South Park or SpongeBob?: NEITHER!!!

65.Money or Love?: ummm? Single forever!

66.Hamburgers or Hotdogs?: hamburgers

67.Nachos or French Fries?: French fries

68.Blue or Green Eyes?: green

69.Blonde or Brunette?: Brunette

70.Converses or Etnies?: Converses

71.Pen or Pencil?: Pencil

72.Beach or Pool?: Pool

73.Dolphins or Whales?: Dolphins

74.Drums or Guitars?: guitars

75.Salt or Pepper?: Pepper

76.Basketball or Football: Football

77.Soccer or Baseball?: Soccer

78.Skittles or Starburst?: Skittles

79.Finding Nemo or Shrek?: Shrek

80.Sausage or Bacon?: bacon!!!

81.Skateboard or Roller Blades?: Roller Blades

82.Ferris Wheel or Roller Coaster?: roller coaster

83.Wet or Dry?: Dry

84.Circus or Carnival?: Circus

85.Bath or Shower: Shower

Robin and Zatanna stood on a balcony alone. Zatanna began asking because she felt she had to know

"Robin, do I ever cross your mind?"

"No."

"Do you like me?"

"No."

"Do you want me?"

"No."

"Would you cry if I left?"

"No."

"Would you live for me?"

"No."

"Would you do anything for me?"

"No."

"Choose -- Me or your life."

"My life."

Zatanna, feeling like she wants to cry, begins to run off when suddenly Robin's hand grabbed her wrist.

She turns to tell him to let go but then he smirked and spoke

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind."

Zatanna's eyes widened at this statement and as Robin wraps his arms around her and continues speaking

"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you."

"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you."

"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left."

"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you."

"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you."

"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

Zatanna starts to grin as she returns the embrace crying from happiness.

Support Chalant by copying and pasting this on your profile. Or change the characters for your own purpose

Now to address a serious problem:

Angie was a good girl. She did her homework, she got home on time, her life was average. One day, at school, a boy named Sam started teasing and pulling harsh pranks on the new boy, Zach. Angie witnessed it all... every punch, kick, lunch box thrown across the ground, every single thing stolen and returned broken... Angie saw... she wanted to do something but didn't!

One day Angie went under the football field bleachers. She was meeting her friend, Stacy. The 2 girls spoke before heading to leave. When, out of nowhere, a bag fell from the sky and hit Stacy on the head. The 2 girls looked up and screamed... Zach was hanging by his neck...

The investigation lasted only a few weeks. Angie told them what she knew. She couldn't help but wish she'd said something sooner! Maybe then Zach would still be alive... Sam was expelled and no one heard from him since, his family moved out of town.

Every year, to this day, Angie wished she'd said something! She couldn't help but feel partially responsible. Zach was 15! He had his entire life a head of him! And it was gone... all because of a bully!

Kids commit suicide because they're being bullied all the time. If you're against bullying please post this on your own profile… OR PROVE YOU'RE HEARTLESS!!!!!!

Dear bullies,

You might not know that what you say or said hurt me. You might not know that what you do or did broke me. You might not know what kind of a person I am. You might not know my history. You might not know what I see everyday. And yet, you want to be in my life. I know that most bullies don't even know they're bullies. But if you ever did mean to hurt me in various ways and never looked back to say a single sorry or have any signs that you've regretted my unhappiness, then you might want to think that maybe one day in the future you might be hurt and I could be the only doctor that could ever save you.

I promise to think about Robin when I see someone do something techy or cackles.

I promise to think about Zatanna when I hear someone say things backwards.

I promise to think of the ship chalant when I see a couple who flirts a lot.

I promise to think about Wally when I see someone scarf down lots of food and do or say something silly.

I promise to think about Artemis when I see a long pony tale braid or when I see a movie about a dad making her daughter kill his ninja boyfriend.

I promise to think of the ship spitfire when I see a couple fight when they really do like each other in the inside, but they just don't have the right words to say it.

I promise to think of Superboy when the static goes on, on the T.V. or when I hear something about a movie about clones.

I promise to think of M'gann when I see someone really peppy and when someone just made cookies.

I promise to think of the ship supermartian when I see a couple who kisses a lot.

I promise to think of Kaldur when I see someone who is a good swimmer or who talks all sophisticated.

I promise to think of Raquel when I hear someone say, "I got it!"

I promise to think of the ship Aquarocket when I see a girl kiss a boy on the cheek.

And I promise, if I ever see all of this stuff happening in the same day then I will cry from fangirling!

Sincerely, Xovercrazy