Favorite moments:

Kim: What page was our homework on?

Megan: Twooooooooooooooooooooooo
*5 min lata*
Twoooooooooooenty one. ~~In math class~~

Everyone sits doing homework*

MR. C: ROADTRIP!

Everyone looks at him strangely. He doesn't notice.*

Mr. C: *Grabs erasers and walks out. Everyone follows and starts to laugh. He cleans erasers*
Rhiannan *grins* I like this class.

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~~Lunch~~
Rhiannan: *grins evilly* Ya know what I just realized. M. B and Mr. V are both single, over 30, and always together.

Me: Ewwww. That is wrong! They are not gay lovers!

Allison: *smilles* They might be. But Mr. B is 30 something and Mr. V is 60 something.

Everyone at the table: Ewwww!

Mr B: *walks over* What?

All: *start laughing*

Mr. B: Were you talking about me?

All: Yes

Mr B: *walks away muttering*

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*at Amandas sweet sixteen party*

DJ: Now, Amanda, you are going to have a dance with your uncle.

They start dancing*

Stacy: Thats her uncle? He is only fourteen!

Erika: Long story. Don't ask.

Me: *drooling*

Stacy: He is hott!

Me: You are two years older than him!

Stacy: So?

*Honors Biology*
Mr V: *walks around holding a ruler and talking about atoms*

Lindsey: *starts hiccupping*

Mr V: *slaps ruler down on Lindsey desk hard*

Eveyone in class: *jumps about three feet*

Mr. V: *continues talking*

From the movie Holes*

Stanley picks up lispstick tube.*
Stanley: What does KB stand for?

Zigzag: *looks at it* It stands for Keith Baringer.

Stanley: Who was he?

Zigzag: He was in my math class.

Jess: Hey Ashley, did you get a text message from me?

Me: Nooooooo...

Jess: Well I sent one to *-*-* Is that your number?

Me: Noooooooo...

Jess: Oh crap.

Me: What did the message say?

Jess: Hi, I am stalking you.

Me: Oh, crap.

Jess: *cell phone rings* Hello? No I am not stalking you!

Me: *starts laughing* ~In Math Class~

Mr. C: Do yall wanna hear a story?

All: *shrug*

Mr.C: *claps his hands together in delight* Well I used to have to take math tests on Saturdays,a n one time we locked him in his office. This wasn't on a Saturday. We left him in there for a few hours, and flushed the keys down the toilet. But you see, he was also the principal, and a priest.

Me: Wait hold up! You locked a priest in his office! That is, like, a mortal sin!

Mr. C: I know. Anyways, he knew I did it, but couldn't prove it. I had to get a recommendation from him for this job I really wanted, and he wouldn't sign it. I didn't get that job. That is why I am working here.

Me: Thanks, Mr. C.

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~Once again in Math Class~
Mr. C: Ashley, why don't you do the problem on the board.

Me: *gets up and starts to do the problem*

Mr. C: Wait! Have you always been left handed?

Me: *looks around and shrugs* I think...

Mr. C: Anybody else here left handed?

Anita: *raises her hand*

Me: Yea Anita!