samthecanadian
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Joined 09-06-02, id: 263927
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.
Sam's list of insanely good things:
Pixie sticks - especialy at night time
Pepsi Blue
Aragorn (hey, he's mega cool. Anybody that wants to argue this can expect a fonging from me.)
Candy in general
Lord of the Rings
Action Movies
Popcorn
Fanfiction stories
Canada (CANADA RULZ!!)
The Simpsons
Homer Simpson
Legolas torture
Popcorn (if I already haven't said that)
Movies in General
Food in General (except for like liver etc. ugh)
OOh camp!!!!
Throwing snow at chris
Playstation 2
Other insane things. Hanging out with friens. Going on sugar highs. Playing corners with five people in one seat row.
Bad things:
Legolas. HE SUCKS! *ahem* I mean..
Old Science and Math teacher from h-e-double hockey sticks.
Math
Aragorn torture
Veggimite
Being away from Camp
Other stuffs
ORLANDO BLOOMM!!! I HATE HIM!!! arrggghghghggh!
Description of me:
I am short. I am blonde. I am not stupid, because I am in Grade 10 and well, just turned 14. So ppfitible to people who think blondes are dumb. I have an obsession with the Simpsons, which reminds me I should do a simpsons crossover with something... yeah. Anywhoo, Read stories and Review. Now. Bye. Ooh, did I mention I have an obsession with LOTR? And everything LOTR?? Which reminds me.. Ive got to make lotr cookies... Hahah. Watching a bat fly into someone's face is so funny, hehehehehahahahaha. Its also scary when someone knocks at your door at 2 am and shakes their fist and asks for a night-light. Hehe. Yeah.
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The Lord of the Rings Remade reviews
Rated PG-13 for the presence of Gandalf in the story. Please read this parody!!! 3 chapters... chapter 4 coming up!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003
Are you insane? reviews
Rated PG for, um, I dunno... insanity... about the fellowship accidentally coming to one insane girl's birthday party... madness!!! Please r&r!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2003
Of Hogwarts students and Middle Earth reviews
What will happen when a mysterious ring (cue lord of the rings)pops out of nowhere and comes in contact with Ron, Harry, and Hermione... Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/9/2003