hi everyone who is bored and has decided to read my stuff (you got some nerve!)
i am martyn mercer from a little country called the UK.
i joined up to this thing cos someone recomended it to me (hi louise p or SHARI if thats your real name!)
i am hoping to dosome more comical and humorous
fic-things.
for anyone who wonders what my inspirations are for these fics its Weird Al Yankovic,the simpsons and my good old self.
any how the school (or tech college)bell is about to go so i'll just finish up
i was born on 20/07/85
im 17 and...
ok i'll shut up now i can see you all yawning!

Ok enjoy...