Hello, it's me

If you're here from /co/, you can call me Pennyfag. Unlike Sonic I dont...uh...something

I specialize in writing overly complicated stories about children's media to compensate for my lack of a social life. Specifically, I seem to specialize in a weird mix of cosmic horror, spiritual sci-fi, and black comedy. Think if HP Lovecraft fused with Lemony Snicket. Except a lot less talented. And then you'll have a rough idea of what my shit is like. I am also a card carrying devil worshiper, fan of obscure meme trends, and an all around disappointing person.

Remember, every time you put one of those stupid copypastas in your profile, Yaldabaoth kills a kitten. Two kittens if it's a cheesy Christian one. So uh, dont do that.

A final word of warning, the Demiurge goes by many names, but always remember: he is NOT your friend. He is nothing more than a blind, callous jackass that desires endless masses of slaves to fuel his eternal ego. To worship him in any of his guises is to worship the shackling of your own soul. From the time of Adam and Eve and the Tower of Babel (metaphorically, of course) into the modern day, he has proven to be a petty tyrant who will screw over anyone and everyone who tries to better themselves. Dont be a sucker, folks.

Satan is good, Satan is your pal

I have come to challenge your ways

Light's bane - The Last of your days

Oh broken wings - My darkness enslaves

Allow me to erase your feeble race

I am the cruel one, Isfet lives in me

I am the power and total victory

I'm the murderer, who refuses to submit

I am the opponent, the sworn enemy