Brain Dead Tamponhide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Twilight. I love love love love love love Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse. I am 17 and a senior. If I'm quiet that probably means I'm thinking about what I'm going to write about. The best place to think is...in the car. Dont know why but I get good ideas there. I hate beeing at home doing nothing. Which is what I do all the time. I love being hyper (when I am, I make weird noises. I think it has something to do with it being to quiet.) I love to laugh even though its weird. My friend recorded me and yeah I sounded weird. But hearing it made me atomaticly start laughing again. Most of the time I'm fake laughing. When I really laugh, you'll know. You tickle me prepare to get hurt. I scratch and punch. Trust me, I have people you can ask. Lmao I can't stand when its quiet. Even when I read I have to have some background noise. I LOVE REVIEWS!! well not flames. Favorite Movie: 17 again Food: lemon pepper wings from WING STOP Color: torqouise Twilight character: Emmett, and Jake TV Show: Big Bang Thoery, Supernatural Song: the Bird and the Worm-the Used Band: dont have one. |
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I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4153 - Favs: 7,436 - Follows: 5,963 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Queen of Fist by HRH-The-Otaku-Queen reviews
"I need you to help me with something," Sasuke said calmly, staring Sakura straight in the eye. She smiled and held out her hand for him to take. She knew he wouldn't take it, but the gesture had to mean something to her former teammate. "Whatever it is, Sasuke, I'll help you." "I need you..." He turned his head away and folded his arms. "To help me rebuild the Uchiha clan."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 193,714 - Reviews: 2262 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 6/13/2015 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
The Masquerade by fearthepaintedangel reviews
When Queen Serenity falls suddenly ill she decides it's time to find her daughter, Princess Serenity - a husband. What better way to search for one than to host a Masquerade ball every week? People from around the galaxy are invited - including the Sailor Senshi! Drama ensues as the Senshi fall in love with handsome generals and Serena discovers the man behind the mask...
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 205,517 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 3/17/2014 - [Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon] [Shitennou/Generals, Sailor Senshi/Sailor Scouts] - Complete
Eskimo Kisses by jemmasimmmons reviews
In which Wanda thinks inappropriate thoughts, Ian is amused, Melanie dreams of colour and Jarred mourns his hat. O'Wanda fluff, R&R please! Rated K , just in case.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
The Anticlimactic Non Imprintment of Embry Call by Guns and Drums reviews
"I'd accepted the fact that I was going to imprint just like my other brothers had. I'd been pretty much been waiting for it. Then one day, Sam goes and blows my mind: I might not imprint. So, I have to find a girlfriend all by myself? This sucks…" This is the piece that will attempt to combat many of the major issues I have with Twilight. Nothing is sacred. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 288,226 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Embry - Complete
Massacre by Mari xx reviews
AU/OOC Set in New Moon, Bella is left to herself in Forks after the Cullens leave. She tries to pick herself up, using her friends as her stepping stones. As things in Forks calm, suddenly murder rages the small town, and people are dropping like flies...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,751 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella
Never play Truth or Dare with a vampire by Red Giraffes reviews
Yep! Another Truth or Dare story! What else is there to say beside's that one might die at the end of the day? Now COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,196 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
The Manly Diary of Mr Maturity by notthtgurl reviews
This book is property of James Sirius Potter and It is to be read by me and me only. Everyone can shut their fat mouths about this being girly too. I'm telling a story not wearing hairbows! Anyway I am a man now and I will do whatever I please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,844 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Rose W., James S. P. - Complete
Twilight Fanfiction Etiquette by Insanity's Partner reviews
Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Teardrops on My Guitar by VivianBlood reviews
Edward leaves Bella for another vampire. Bella moves on and becomes a singer who is quite famous. For the past three years she's happy and content... Until Edward shows up in her life again with his new girlfriend. What'll happen? T for language. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,296 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007
jacob is black by death by twilight reviews
ok, this is just something i wrote for fun. its funny, but not really detailed...VERY OOC. its really not about anything in particular, so i really have no idea what to write here! just read review! rated t for language... you got a problem with that?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Shopping Fun by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Alice and Bella take Edward shopping, 2 words, poor Edward. Please read and review, promise you'll like it, It's my first fic so I want opinions!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
How to Love a Guy you Hate by SkyCullen reviews
Bella Swan is a Journalist in New York. She hates guys who make a move on her without knowing her, she can't stand guys who are well idiots, but for some reason she can't let go of Edward Cullen, but she really hates him, why can't she leave him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,852 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Complete
Scary Bella by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Bella is at Jessicas party, and get's drunk and drugged. What will the Cullen's do? My first story, full of spelling mistakes and kinda funny, so please be nice! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Illuminati by Lilith Filth reviews
Wild Hearts in Love Always Stop Beating
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,813 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Things you shouldn't do after reading Twilight by Werepanda07 reviews
This is a list of things me and my friends came up with. Please read cuz it's really weird and funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
She Had it coming by SinisterSweet07 reviews
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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Dusk by VICIOUSLY.VENOMOUS reviews
This story picks up right after Edward and Bella get back from Italy... What happens? Will they stay together? What about Jake?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007
Nocturnal Pulse by Lilith Filth reviews
More forbidden than the forbidden
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,930 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
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Angel's Cry Too reviews
You...don't...want...me?" I said rolling each word over my tongue trying to see how it sounded from my mouth. I replayed the same words over and over again in my mind. No matter how much I tried it always sounded the same.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,363 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008
Behind Crimson Eyes reviews
When Edward and Bella fall in love, will they have their happily ever after or the man that's after Bella ruin everything? Bella is the vampire, Edward is human. May be some characters deaths.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,897 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008
Love Can Drive You Insane reviews
I stood there in my room trying so hard not to cry. Had he really just said that? It couldn’t be. His sentence still rang in my ears. “I don’t love you, Bella.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,627 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008
Faces of the Moon reviews
What happens when Bella gets attacked 8 years after Edward leaves her? Will they find each other again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,101 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
A Change in Ways reviews
One shot: What happens when Jasper and Alice meet? Why did he go with her to meet the Cullen's? What was going through his head when he left his past?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete