Name: Alexis Jamie J-that's a secret. ;)

Age: That's a secret!

Height: 6ft...TOO FREAKING TALL!!!!

Home: Queensland, Australia

Notes: Transformers will one day take over Earth, look out you puny squishes!!! *laughes evilly*

Questions that may be asked in a Transformers fanfiction questionnaire.

Q1: Which is your favourite faction?

A: I don’t really have one, I like both of them for different reasons. That’s why I have created the Nanobots, World Domination in a peaceful way!

Q2: Who is your favourite Decepticon?

A: Barricade, Starscream and his trine

Q3: Who is your favourite Autobot?

A: Bee, the twins and Ratchet

Q4: What would you do if you met your favourite Decepticon/Autobot?

A: Pray they the ‘Cons won’t kill me, look out for flying wrenches and go partying with the twins and ‘Bee.

Q5: What would you do if a Decepticon attacked you?

A: Run for my life, duh!

Q6: Do you have any OCs?

A: Some in progress

Q7: What are their names?

A: Don’t have any yet.

Q8: What would you do if you saw you favourite Autobot and Decepticon getting it on?

A: *grabs popcorn* FRONT ROW SEAT!!!

Q9: How would you react if you were to live out one of your fanfictions?

A: Oh….my….Primus…………

~WARNING!! 30 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!!~

1. Can recite the entire movies from memory.

2. Can tell you what Decepticon and Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs.

3. Always has tabs on the best Decepticon and Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel.

4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up.

5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!!

6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by.

7. Dreams transformer pairings.

8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot.

9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences.

10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Rumble, or Frenzy.

11. Makes references to Transformers in every school subject.

12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people.

13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers.

14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home.

15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Decepticons.

16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Autobots.

17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her sister. (I'm gonna have to ask Hide about that one...)

18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers.

19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys.

20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers.

21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer.

22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun.

23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Prowl and Barricade.

24. acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly.

25. When she sees 2 or 3 jets automatically knows it's the Sexy Seekers and screams, 'OH MY PRIMUS! IT'S STARSCREAM, THUNDERCRACKER, AND SKYWARPP!!'

26. Will do anything to get her hands on G1 models.

27. Screams out the names of random transformers.

28. Can't help but cosplay as them constantly.

29. Talk to electronic devices, saying that they are Autobots or Decepticons.

30. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer...

YOUR REAL NAME: Alexis Jamie *insert last name here*

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Aleizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Tiger

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Jamie Fifty-Second

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Johalith

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Dr. Pepper

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Lhimaje.

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Jasmine

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LIST YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:

1- Bumblebee

2- Jazz

3- Starscream, Thundercracker and Skywarp

4- Ratchet

5- Megatron

6- Barricade

7- Soundwave and his classists.

8- Sideswipe and Sunstreaker

9- Prowl

10 – Alexis

Then ask the following questions~
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night

Me: *wakes up*

Bee: *waves*

Me: *screams* WTF!!!

Bee: *screams back* I am Bumblebee!

Me: Oh, I am Alexis. Hey.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: WHAT THE HELL!! GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!!! *throws sponge at them*

Screamer: Human fleshling!! How dare you threaten me!! *powers up weapons*

TC: *gaps* wow, free strip show. *sponge lands in face*

‘Warp: *bursts our laughing* Naked. *shampoo bottle lands in face*

Me: *grumbles* Stupid ‘Cons.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Ratchet: o.O

Prowl: No….freaking…..way.

Me: Never going to happen!!!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: Hi ‘Cade.

Cade: Fleshling.

Me: *throws sand at him.* Get off my beach.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Me: …..o.O.

Soundwave: Alex, I am your Father.

Me: YOU WISH!!! *Runs away madly*

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Me: They are visiting me, how ni-, oh……

Sunny and Swipe: *in pretzel position*

Me: How did that happen?

Sunny: ………

Swipe: You don’t want to know.

Me: I can only dream……*perverted look*

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Me: No one takes him seriously anyway.

Prowl: Whatever.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Me: I ignore myself all the time. It really doesn’t matter to me.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Me: BUMBLEBEE!!!!

Bee rolls on, activate his stingers. Activate his holoform*

Me: Run, little bitches run! *snogs Bee while serial killers run away from giant robot.*

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Screamer: What’s a birthday?

TC: Here, jetpack.

‘Warp: Here, gun.

Me: YAY!!! *shoots Screamer and flies away.*

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Me: Ratchet...get y'all yellow and red aft over here now, and get me out of this house.

Ratchet rips the roof off and sticks his hand in, feeling for me.

He grabs me by my fave top and it rips just as he places me over his palm.

Me: I'm gonna KILL you!

Ratchet: Well, that is one way to thank me from rescuing you from a gruesome death.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Megatron: I wouldn’t do that if I were you.

Me: As if you would care. *takes off shirt*

TC: Free strip show!!

Me: *looks down to see I don’t have a bra.* Frag it all to the Pits.

Megatron: I did tell you.

Me: Frag you.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Me: I am marrying myself? O.o

Bee: Is that even possible?

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Soundwave: I will kill male human.

Me: *dances with joy*

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Prowl: *walks away*

Me: Thanks Prowl, GREAT team spirit! *rolls eyes*

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Again, stop with 10!!! It is me!!!! I wouldn’t do anything!!!!!

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Me: Transformers wise, yes.

Bee-holoform: Who else do you dream of?

Me: *smiles* None of your business.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Me: *giggles* You sure?

Jazz: Positive, lil’lady.

Me: *yells* PROWL!!! JAZZ WANTS TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!

Jazz: *facepalms*

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Screamer: Have no parents.

TC: Have no parents.

‘Warp: If I had parents, they would love you.

Me: My parents would shoot me if they met you.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Megatron: *looks at me*

Barricade: *looks at me*

Me: *looks at computer screen. Turns around, looks at both of them. Turns back around and types* No chance in Hell.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Me: *singing* Womanizer, wo-wo-wo-womanizer, you’re a womanizer, oh!

Barricade: Shut it, fleshling. *plays music*

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Me: Papi, you perve.

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Me: I’ll be your girlfriend.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Me: Hun, you are really nice and all, but…I am sorry. I cannot date you.

Prowl: *bursts into tears and walks away*

Me: *yells out after him* GO BUY SOME HIGH GRADE, IT HELPS!!!!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Again, I cannot catch myself snogging what is mine. MY sparkmate, MY Camaro, MY snogging session. LEAVE!!!!

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Me: Ratchet, please do not have killed my guardians.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

If ‘Cade wants to die, sure.

Would 2 trust 5?

Well, seeings Megzies ripped him in half, and I pretty sure the answer is no.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Me: Ratchet?

Ratchet: *pokes me twice.* Yes.

Me: *takes deep breath then yells* STOP POKING ME!!!!

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Me: What’s for dinner?

Screamer, TC, ‘Warp, ‘Cade: Autobot!

Me: I’m goin’ out to the Cheesecake Factory!

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Soundwave: Computer hacker.

Prowl: Stripper, cop stripper.

Me: I’ll be there!! *wink*

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Well, for starters, Megatron has no hair. Second of all, they hate him, so it would most likely be crap.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Barricade: I AM NOT DATING ALEX!!!

Me: PROWL!! I HAVE A MATE!!

Prowl: *grins evilly*

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Me: Thanks Bee. Now my aft is broken.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 8 got it. What would happen?

Swipe: hey Jazz, Saturday night, yeah?

Jazz: ..?...

Sunny: LOVED THE VIDEO!!!

Me: Oh! I wanna see!!! *Sunny looks at me*

Sunny: Not suitable for people under the age of 200.

Jazz: *blushes*

Me: OH! PORNO!! *everyone else: face palm*

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Me: Hey ‘Cade.

‘Cade: *shoots me*. Stupid fleshy, couldn’t even come to your birthday.

Me: Ow.

7 won the lottery?

Me: *steals money* THANKS DAD!!!!

How would 3 greet 4?

3: ‘Bot.

4: ‘Con.

Please note that I may or may not be writing stories for a little while. This is not due to any important reason, just the fact that I am lazy and that I am busy writing up plans for the 'Cons and helping the 'Bots kick their afts. It is a win-win situation for me, not so much for you guys...;)