You Know You're a Book Nerd If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc.

You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books.

Everything reminds you of the book. (EVERYTHING)

You quote random lines all the time. (ALL THE TIME.)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a specific book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

IF YOU ARE A BOOK NERD AND PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

Otaku

You say English, we say Japanese

You say cars, we say Nyan Cat

You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say reality, we say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say hello, we say konichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

You say friends, We say nakama

You Say Ninja,We Say Naruto

You say Family, We say Vongola

You say notebook,We say DeathNote

You say Gay, We say Yaoi

You say rabbits, we say Usagi

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.

Re-post if you're a Otaku and proud.

Choose 12 of your favorite video game characters in any order and answer questions. (I'll just go with FT characters..)

1. Cana

2. Natsu

3. Lucy

4. Elfman

5. Gray

6. Juvia

7. Erza

8. Jellal

9. Happy

10. Gajeel

11. Sting

12. Levy

Have you ever read a six and eleven fic?

Stuvia.. that's a new idea..

If you think 4 is hot, How hot?

1 - 10, it would be a -7. Sorry bro.

What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

Jellal: I'm pregnant!

"Uh.. I- Uhm.."

Do I recall any fics about 9?

Happy? I just read one about him, but I didn't see the rated M ;(

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Jutsu? Navia? Uh, no. They barely know each other.

Make a summary for a 3/10 fic?

Lucy and Gajeel are total opposites, but can Lucy break through his tough guy act into his heart? (Lol nobody ships this)

Would anyone on your friends list write a 2/4/5 fic?

Natsu, Elfman, and Gray. Epic fight :D

But I have no friends..

If you wrote a 1/6/12. What would the warning be?

Warning: Drunkness is unavoidable.

What might be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?

"Your fire melts my iron, baby." XD Gajeel was never good with pickup lines..

Cuter couple. 5/9 or 10/12?

Gray x Happy, or Gajeel x Levy. Grappy or Gale..

Gale, of course :D

(Gray and Happy is now a ship, tho)

What would 6 say if he/she saw 8 and 3 kissing?

Juvia: Lucy and Jellal? Never saw that one coming..

How would you feel if 11 died?

I would murder the producer's family in front of him, then kill him as well. Slowly. And painfully. (I love Sting so much it's not even funny)

More disturbing pair. 1/4 or 1/7?

Just thinking of Cana and Erza together gives me nightmares.. 1/7

Would 8 ever want to kill 5?

Jellal kill Gray? Yeah.. I can see that happening..

Would 4 or 9 ever get sad if 12 got run over by a car?

Happy would tear up, and Elfman would look down in shame or something (Because they don't know Levy that well)

Choose 12 of your favorite video game characters in any order and answer question. (Again, FT characters, different order)

1. Elfman

2. Erza

3. Gray

4. Happy

5. Jellal

6. Gajeel

7. Sting

8. Levy

9. Natsu

10. Cana

11. Juvia

12. Lucy

What will happen if 1 woke you up in bed?

Elfman: Real men get up on time!

"Elfman no shut up."

"..How'd you get in my house?"

3 walked into the bathroom while you're taking a shower?

Gray: Oh, sorry.

"GRAY YOU PERVERT" *Throws soap at him*

4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Happy: Remember that time me and Natsu accidently kissed? Well..

6 is lying next to you on the beach?

"HEY LEVY!"

Levy: Yeah?

"I'M LEAVING, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE MY SPOT NEXT TO GAJEEL? *Winka wink wink*"

Gajeel and Levy: ..Uh..

7 suddenly confesses he/she is part of your family?

"NOW I HAVE A REASON TO LOVE YOU!!"

Sting: Wtf

8 got into the hospital somehow?

"LEVY NOOOOOOOOOOO! GAJEEL GO KISS HER BACK TO HEALTH!"

Gajeel: Wtf

9 made fun of all your friends?

Natsu I thought we were all nakama :(

10 ignored you all the time?

OH NO CANA'S IGNORIN- Oh wait I don't care :D

Two serial killers are hunting you down! Quick! What will 1 do?

Elfman: A REAL MAN PROTECTS A LADY

*Facepalm*

You're on vacation with 2 and you managed to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Erza: I'm afraid we'll have to amputate it..-

"THAT WON'T BE NESSASARY!"

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Gray: Happy birthday.. just a small something..

"Oh Gray you got me something- YOU LOVE ME BE MINE" *Leaps into his arms*

Gray: Wtf?

Everybody else: Uhh, we ALL got you something.. *Sweat drops*

You seem to have stuck yourself in a house that's on fire! What does 4 do?

"DAMMIT NATSU WHY'D YOU BURN THE HOUSE DOWN! HAPPY SAVE ME!"

Happy: Mk e.e

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Jellal: Uh.. good luck..

"Gee thanks"

You're about to marry 10! What is 1's reaction?

Elfman: Uh.. I think you've both had enough alcohol..

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Sting: I'm so sorry.. if I could do anyth-

"Marry me."

Sting: Wtf?

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Natsu: PUNCH HIS LIGHTS OUT!

"It's a chess tournament!"

You can't stop laughing. What will 11 do?

Juvia: ...This is awkward...

1 is all you ever dreamed of. Why?

Elfman..? Probably fanfics about him and Evergreen getting together lol

2 tells you his/her deep feelings for 9?

Erza: I really like Natsu..

"Y-you don't ship NaLu?"

Erza: Nope.

Erza went missing that day. Her body was never found.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

Well, they're dead, so you mean he showed me their graves that he made himself because his village got rampaged, then that would be pretty heartbreaking.

6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts...

Gajeel you player you.. e.e

8 thinks that he/she will never get a boy/girlfriend. What do you tell him/ her?

"Levy, ask Gajeel. And if he says no, I'll just lock him in a closet until he agrees." *Smiles innocently*

Levy: Uh..

9 is too shy to face you in public and confesses their admiration by sending you an email. Now what?

That's my answer.

"Now what?"

You spot 11 trying to kiss 1. How do you respond?

Juvia.. what.. Gray.. you.. ELFMAN?! *Explodes*

You notice 5 and 6 have been inside that motel room MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

They're probably fighting it out in there :D (I hope)

Would 2 trust 5?

Jerza is on a roll here people! (So.. yes)

Who would you kiss, befriend, or marry out of 9,6, or 5?

Jellal, Gajeel and Natsu? Hm, befriend Gajeel, (As even though I love him, he's Levy's and not my type) marry Natsu, (I know, I love NaLu, but Jellal and Erza have too much of a past) and kiss Jellal (Then maybe Erza will get jealous... eheuheuheuehueUEHEUHEUEHUEHE)

If 1, 3, and 4 were a band, what do you think they'd be called?

Elfman x Gray x Happy.. The Manly Ice Fishes? XD

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Elfman and Gajeel.. Elfjeel? GaMan? Nope.

What would 4 envy about 5?

Happy is a flying cat. Happy envies none.

Who would 3 jump in the way of a bullet for?

JUVIA!!

*Gruvia shippers explode*

2 and 10 manage to kiss; on accident. What happens?

Guild: OOOOOOOOOO

Cana: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT YOU PERVERTS

Erza: I was such a fool, Lucy, slap me for my mistake.

Lucy: I'm good...

You get in a fight. Would you rather have 3 or 5 as your partner? Why?

Gray or Jellal.. Gray because he might love me if I get hurt ;O (daydreams)

3 has to marry either 8, 4, or 9. Who do they choose?

Gray has to marry Happy, Levy, or Natsu? I ship Grappy (Is that weird? Gray x Happy lol)

But he would probably choose Levy :D (He hates Natsu, and Happy's a cat)

9 became a singer?

Natsu: THIS- GUY IS ON FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *Burns stage down*

*Facepalm*

How would you bribe 6?

"Yo, Gajeel"

Gajeel: Eh?

"Want some.. iron..?"

Gajeel: Wtf?

If 5 was in the Dictionary, what would be the definition?

"A blue-haired man named Jellal, he's taKEN BY ERZA SO DON'T HIT ON HIM. K?"

Your ten favorite characters in FT. (Same but from different thing, I'll just put in random order again)

1. Erza

2. Natsu

3. Juvia

4. Gajeel

5. Sting

6. Lucy

7. Levy

8. Happy

9. Jellal

10. Gray

(Only 10)

Have you ever read a 5/10 fanfic before?

Well it had them both in it, but not as main characters together.

Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

Juvia's pretty cute I guess..?

What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

Fanfiction come to life!

Do you remember reading any good fanfanfics about 9?

Jellal? I read one on how they were all on vacation, and Jellal pops up out of nowhere and makes out with Erza.. yeah..

And one where they were stuck in a maze.. together.. alone.. ;)

Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Levy x Natsu.. Navy..

NOPE

4/8 or 4/9

Gajeel x Happy or Gajeel x Jellal..

Uhm, surprisingly 4/8 because Gajeel likes cute things, right? Sure we'll go with that :P

What would happen if 7 found 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

Levy: *Walks into a room and sees Juvia and Happy making out*

Levy: I'll just.. leave then...

"There goes all MY fanfictions.."

Make a summary for a 2/6 fanfic at least 20 words.

(NALU YES) Lucy is living the life. She's got great friends, her writing is getting better, and her rent just got lower! Then, just when she thought nothing could go wrong, it strikes. And Natsu never knew how important she was in his life until she was barely clinging onto life..

Omg that was sad Dx I could write that fanfiction though..

Is there such thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?

Grajeel.. let's pretend this question was never asked..

Suggest a title for a 1/5 Hurt/Comfort fanfic.

A Fallen Star? (What? XD)

Does anyone on your friends list read a 7/9 fanfic?

I have no friends.. but I hope that there's no Jevy fanfics on here..

If you wrote a songfic on 10 what would you choose?

I don't know what a songfic is ;c

If you wrote a 2/3/6 fanfic what would the warning be?

WARNING: Bloodshed is unavoidable in this.

What pickup line would 8 use on 5?

Happy: You STING my heart..

"Happy no just leave"

Happy: Okaay.. :(

Sting: ..Did a cat just flirt with me?

80% of people wouldn't do much if someone said "FairyTail sucks". Repost if your the 20% that would just tell Natsu to go burn their house.

Repost if your a NaLu believer!

Repost if you don't always watch Fairytail, but if you do nobody sees you for a month.

Repost If you think Gajeel Red-fox is still a better singer than Justin Bieber.

Repost if one of the most scarring things you can ever think of involves Ichiya from fairytail, fangirls, and short shorts.