Yay for updating!! For the first time in a YEAR AND A HALF I have updated!! I think everyone should randomly start dancing in celebration to "I'm too sexy for my shoes!!" Yes, I said shoes, but since I can't find a word to rhyme with 'shoes', I can't continue with that verse. Did I say that right? Whatever. Who cares? Just be happy, everyone!!

Ja Ne,

Mooby

I say this meaning as little harm as possible. I'm not mad, nor do I want anyone mad at me. I'm just stating my opinions.

When it comes to these profiles, I really don't care. All it needs is a little information about the author and a picture or two. A lot of people put all kinds of complicated stuff up here that is multiple pages long. I find it unnecessary. Though I say that, I might still put up some random things, but that's it.

Okay, so that wasn't very insulting. I'm just paranoid. That was me trying to explain the lack of text here.

I might just contradict everything that I just typed.

Now for some random crap about me...

I personally believe that everything written that comes from my mind sucks. If you believe otherwise, THANK YOU!! That makes the me very happy.

I am on a constant sugar high. If it seems like it's worse than that, I probably forgot to take my medicine that morning. Knowing my luck, I forgot this morning.

Though my only story on here is Invader Zim, I still love other shows. Most are anime.

When it comes to Invader Zim, my favorite character is GIR. Zim is my second and Dib is third. There are only two things I like about Dib. One would be how he spazzes randomly, and two would be his love of the paranormal. I want to be a cryptozoologist myself, so I feel as if I have to like that about him. I don't think I spelled "spazzes" right. Oh well.

When actually talking, I tend to use a big vocabulary. Well, at least I think I do. I probably don't. Knowing my friends, it probably just seems that way. Just because they don't understand me sometimes, doesn't mean other people don't. Maybe it's just me.

I'm a red head.

I'm left-handed.

I'm adopted.

You do the math.

My handwriting is completely illegible. Be made happy by the fact that this is typed.

...Very intelligent quotes by my friends and me...

My Quotes

"How do you spell 'intelligent'?" ~To Alex

"How do you spell 'entertaining'?" ~To Alex

"Mr. H! We thought you were a student. No, no, your head's too big to be one..." ~To my geometry teacher

"SHIT! My grandmother's in the car..." ~To Alex

~Alex: Hey, Moves... How do you think Goku from Saiyuki would be in bed...?

~The Me: Well...At least you know he'd like to eat out...

"My socks smell like dog... I guess she was sleeping on them again..."

"Where do you keep getting those pillows?!"

"Where's your foot?"

"I'm going to kill you in my own strange, pathetic way that resembles flailing. nod"

"Would you like some chin-water?"

"Stop trying to kill me with your chin!"

My Best Friend's Quotes (She's a girl...)

"You're not entertaining, all you do is sit there and make funny noises and fart sometimes." ~Alex...to me

"Every time you call me Flipper, I die a little inside..." ~Alex to our Karate Sensei

"Are you guys dating?" ~Sensei "Each other?" ~Alex

"Hey, hey, Jessica, Jessica, JESSICA!! Who's your baby's daddy?" ~Alex (The sadistic freak...)

"Ew." ~Alex

The whole conversation:

~Random black guy on bus (RBGoB): Insert random annoying song here.

~Alex: Shut up! Nobody wants to hear you sing!!

~RBGoB (To me): Still singing Fuck you!!

~The Me: B-but, that was her, not me!!

~RBGoB: Well fuck you, too!!

~Alex: Well, fuck you back!

~RBGoB: You know you would!!

~Alex: Ew. ('Cause she was trying to think of some brilliant comeback, but this was all that came out.)

...Something about ADD and a cheesepeeler...

Alex Talking to Other People!!

~Alex: Sempai got his hair cut!! He looks so much better now...But, you know, it's a little too short... He kind of looks like a monkey...

~ToFu: Well, that's not important, because you like him for what's on the inside, right?

~Alex: What, are you kidding me? Haha, that was funny!

~ToFu: You're horrible!

~Alex: No, I'm Alex. Horrible's my middle name.

~ToFu: I thought you're middle name was Evans...?

~Alex:...Shut up.

Alex and Me Playing Apples to Apples...

~The Me: Okay, the next description card says 'Mischevious...'

~Alex:...(Puts card on table)...

~The Me: Okay, okay, I put 'Toes!' Not mischevious at all, I know, but...Ugh, whatever. What'd you put?

~Alex:...(Evil grin, pushes card to The Me)...

~The Me: (Looks at card)...'MY BODY?!'

~Alex: Bet'cher ass!!

~The Me: You sicken me...

EKKA!!

~The Me: (With song stuck n my head...) Uugnh!!

~Ekka: Eew, was that your sex noise?! Stop it, I'm gonna barf!!

~The Me: (Five minutes later...The song is still there...) UUGNHHAAGH!!

~Ekka: Waahhh!!