Some Authors I like:

Tamora Pierce (Tortall)
Stephanie Laurens (I want a Cynster)
Lisa Klaypas (Wall Flowers)
Jim Butcher (Codex Aleria)
Mercedes Lackey (Valdemar)
Charles de Lint
Celest Bradley (Liars and Royal Four)
Julia Quinn ( I also wouldn't mind a Bridgerton)
Robert Jordan
Suzanne Brockmann
Kathy Reichs

Some quotes I like:

"If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle."

"My mom is Welsh and my dad is Hungarian. That makes me Welhung."

"When a victory is told in detail, one cannot distinguish it from a defeat."

"I have a great mind to believe in Christianity for the mere pleasure of fancying I may be damned." (I love Byron)

"Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

"Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake."

"Acursed be he that first invented war"

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

"I could have danced, danced, danced all night"

"Come on Dover, Move your bloomin' arse!"

"Being nice when you say something pricky is even prickier."

"I do ballet because it has nothing to do with the people. Give me tiaras and boys in tights any day."

"In politics, absurdity is not a handicap."

"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."

"Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away."

"If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity."

Quotes From Books:

"You have to live each hour as if it is your last, and each day as if you are immortal"
~Kate Sheffield, The Viscount Who Loved Me

"The best attack is the one on one sees comming"

"Long farewells give time for the enemy to aim"

"Knowledge will always be the best weapon against tyrants"

"Jesus, whisky, and Robert the Bruce. The woman is daft."

"You're stating the obvious and being obtuse, old man. Don't torture us any more, I beg you, or I will be forced to fling this bun at your delicate cranium."

"I never joke. I sometimes make witty remarks, often sarcastic ones, but I never joke."

"But Sergeant Osbern, Sir, I like my head."
~Giles of Veldine, Squire

"What has that got to do with the price of peas in Persopolis?"
~Daine, The Realm of the Gods

"Men dont think any differently from women- they just make more noise about being able to."
~Alanna, The Woman Who Rides Like A Man

"The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, a wind rose. The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning."
~Robert Jordan, The Wheel of Time

"Mithros, Mynoss, and Shakith!"
~Numair, The Immortals Quartet

If you want to know who said these, just PM me.