It's the summer before Hermione's first year at Hogwarts and she's gone to Diagon Alley with her parents to get her school supplies. There's so much for her to see, so many things to do, and a whole new world to get used to.

"I love you, Mum and Dad. Are you ready?" "Ready." "Obliviate." When Hermione's Mum and Dad hear her sleep-talking the night before she goes horcrux-hunting with Harry and Ron, they want to know what's going on, so she tells them. But some things cannot be avoided, and soon, Monica and Wendell will be packing their bags for Australia. Partly canon- compliant.

Albus and Scorpius suddenly really WANT a new, VERY expensive state-of-the-art broomstick (actually two). Now all they need to do is convince Scorpius' dad to buy it for them. But what will happen in the process? (Clue: contains accidental magic).