IWantedCaellach
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Hey, I'm Kelly, and this is where the magic would happen if J.K. Rowling's world of amazingness were real!

I love Snape/Hermione fics. Nothing will change that.

Devan (aka Spoon Lass) is actually the one who got me addicted to... errr... interested in fanfiction of every variety. She will also be updating 2

Well, I like to read. I have four bookshelves full of books I have memorized and now scorn like the awful owner I am. I also love online stories- not only fan fiction, but also Questionable Content (which I guess is technically a comic) at www.questionablecontent.net and Tales of MU (www.talesofmu.com).

I am enrolled in a military academy and will attend it July 13th 2008 thru Mid-December 2008.

Oh, yeah.

And I absolutely LOVE guitars. I drool over the pictures of Les Pauls on www.musiciansfriend.com for hours and hours on end! :goofy grin:

But yeah, I can be summed up in six words. Music and literature are my life.

Hope you enjoyed my little rant.

Love always,

Kelly "Caellach" B.

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Another Man's Wife by lady-kyo reviews
Hermione Weasley is tired of letting her life be decided by a childhood fantasy of love; the gods themselves are going to interfer to make her find her true passions... in the form of a potions master just learning to let go himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,794 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Frustrated by imslytherinatheart reviews
Hermione is sexually frustrated and takes it out on Snape, revealing a secret about herself. He black mails himself into her secret world, where more surprises happen along the way. Hg/SS. rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,931 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Patrimony by Theolyn reviews
My answer to the surrogate challenge. Hermione is a successful witch. She knows who she is, and she knows what she wants. And what she wants is a child fathered by Severus Snape. Rated M for later chapters. Non DH/HBP compliant. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,935 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Three Blooms in the Cauldron by melusin reviews
Be careful what you wish for. You never know what you might get.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,716 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Stuck on you by imslytherinatheart reviews
A potions accident leaves Snape and Hermione stuck together with no way to reverse the effects for a year. Will they survive or end up killing each other. M for later chapters HGxSS, I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,090 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Matter of Need by binkykiatch reviews
COMPLETE And what if I don’t want to love him? The Oracle shook her head at Hermione. No, child. It’s not about want… It’s more a a matter of need. How do you love someone because you have to? Hermione and Severus are about to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,773 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
No I in team by jremme reviews
House and the team are off to the Pine Barrens for a week of team building! Read and find out how that goes and what happens when the Jersey Devil gets involved! Rating upped just in case. Hameron mostly, starts very slow, but I'm planning a sequel!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,497 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Soundtrack from Secretary by Houseketeer reviews
Warning: this fic contains BDSM. I used to say tasteful BDSM, but a reader has recently informed me that this description is erroneous, and that reading the story makes her want to excise part of her brain. It will be safer to simply avoid reading it.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,593 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Time Is On My Side by Houseketeer reviews
House, Cameron, HouseCam HouseCameron. This story started life as a one shot, but grew. Cameron plans to ask House out until either he or she can take no more.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,279 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 11/4/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Boxers of Briefs? xxx RATED M by StephalewANDhugh reviews
COMPLETE PURE SMUT NO STORYLINE OTHER THAN SMUT! This is what happened with House and Cameron when she snuck into his bedroom to tell him about Addie and for weeks afterwards! RATED M xxx SMUT SMUT SMUT
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,592 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Thank Merlin He Can't read My Mind, Can He? by lady-kyo reviews
HGxCW they meet after so many years since her first year. HG's changed, and so has CW. What is so alluring about CW, and why does he know exactly what HG needs? rating for future chapters, sexuality ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,036 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
Childhood Memories by WhiteChedda reviews
Allison Cameron and Gregory House meet each other on a base camp when they are really young. They are soon separated, but years later, fate brings them back together...
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 27,765 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Play the Game by KellyAnnie reviews
When House's apartment is infested with roaches, he needs a place to stay. But Wilson's not taking him in, and two of the three ducklings have excuses. Where can he go? HC, rated M for later chapters. Completed!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,312 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Two Is Less Than Three reviews
He saw her naked in the prefects' Bathroom and now the forbidden fruit is hanging right in his face...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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