ow... i have totally forgot about this place... my bad wont happen again...

just to let you people know i have a fictionpress acount as well i go by jinto of the forsaken stars

A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friend sits there laughing their ass off saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

CHALLENGE!!!!!!!!

harry potter:

time travel demon harry harem it can be any girl you want but it has to have luna (main girl) hermione and ginny it has to have molly and dumbledore bashing.
harry ron hermione malfoy go back in time to stop both dumbledore and voldemort

CAN HAVE LEMONS!!!

demon harry has to be a mix between kitsune (fox demon) wolf demon (not a warewolf just think inuyasha but with a wolf and fox ears and tail mixed in with each other) and finally both veela and incubi he has to be weird and he must have the cheshire cat's grin and his abilty to become invisble in any part of his body making him dark or evil is optional but he must have a love for pranks his animagus form must be that of a wolf, fox and a god like dragon or a basalisk

have harry, ron and hermione in sytheren ron hermione harry malfoy must be the next marruaders

animal forms:

ron:shadowfang a panther

malfoy: venom a very poisonus snake OR spider

hermione: vixen a breed of fox

harry:shifter due to having more than form

harry and said people above will jump (from the movie jump) instead of appearate well except those who are being bashed.

if you have any qestions pm me and i'll do my best to answer those qestions