I am a college student at Sam Houston State University. I love the Harry Potter series, the Love at Stake series (mature readers on that one, please), and a bunch of other stuff that would take me a life time to recite. I'll try to post as often as possible and update as often as possible, but no promises. I did clean sweep with my stories, but I may start REVISING VoP before continuing it. I wrote it as I was reading Nina Bangs' novel almost ten years ago, and I haven't read the book since. If I decide to revise it, I will redo most of the chapters so that it is more original. Also, I have another story in progress that I am debating publishing here, though it's an original fiction.

Stay excellent,
MmeGray

P.S. Je parle francais, mais un petit peu.

Just a couple of my favorite funny quotes:

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
Whoever said "Nothing is impossible" has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe.
If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.
Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
Music is love in search of word.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Damn, that was fun!'
My favorite word is sarcasm.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?