Bio of a temper-mental goth:

Name: Lily AKA Myoko

Last Name: Matthews. =P

Sex: NO THANKS!

Age: NONE OF YAHH DAMN BUISNESS.

Stereotype: Goth/Weird

Ermmm.. Hello? Lol, I have no effin' idea where to start... I hate cheeezy stuff, like SasukexSakura. OBVIOUSLY, Sakura is weak fangirl, and always get into Sasuke's buisness of avenging. CAN'T YOU SEE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE YOUU??!!!! But seriously, he should go to Temari or something. They both are strong, and -shrug-, I admit that the best person for Sasuke to revive the Uchiha clan, is Hinata, because of her Byakugan. I wuv the pairings, ShikaxIno, NaruxHina and NejixTenTen.. Sakura deserves Lee... soo SAKUXLEEE!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! And OH EM GEE, I think TEMARI is lykee. a BITCH!! She suxx. And INO ISH LYKEE MORE AWESUMER. Now that I look at it, it's kinda weird that a goth would like such a "prep". But seriously.. SHES JUST LIKE ME! A Loudmouth... A "ditz" as Kirara puts it. AND SHES LYKE ... AWESUMMM. ShikaxIno 4 Eva, bitch.. SCREW TEMARI

-cough- Okay end of Story.. HAPPILY EVA AFTAHHH!!!

Online quizzes that Lily took and what her result was: (and Lily wouldn't lie.. lyke she does in other situaitions.)

Who's your Naruto Boyfriend = Gaara. (SQUEEE!!!!)

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Which Naruto character are you = Kiba. Loud. Overbearing. You love to boss people around and be the centre of attention. You have some less endearing qualities, but people are constantly drawn to your energy. And your cute puppy dog. Whosdacutie? Whodacuteliddlepuppy? (YAYY!)

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Are You a Naruto Hero or Villain = Hero. (Aww.)

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What clique/stereotype are you = Emo Centric. (-.-')

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What stereotype are you(different) = Emo. (OH CMON!)

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What High School Stereotype are you = Emo. (OMFG!!)

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What High school Clique are You in = Emo/Goth. (OKAY THAT'S IT!!! IT'S OFFICIAL!)

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Who ish your Naruto Dream Date = Sasuke.

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(I couldn't Help itt.) Naruto Truth or Dare =

"DARE ALL THE WAY...I LOVE THIS GAME!" you shouted out to Naruto.
Naruto thought for a while and finally said, "Okay, I dare you to go up to Sasuke, when he comes back from the bathroom, tell him you have a secret crush on him, and that you love him grab his hand and go to the training grounds, to tell him more about you secret crush on him."
"Nooooooooo," you screamed. You have hated Sasuke sinse you first met him, and despized him even more because he wants to gain more power to kill his brother, who you thought was hotter than Sasuke. When you glared at Naruto, you just saw him smirking because he knows how much you hate Sasuke.
"Yessssssss, you have to do it, it's a dare."
"FINE"
"OH, you also have to go out with him for a year, after you sleep with him."
"Wha-WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY?"
Naruto was very scared of you now, but he just kept saying that you had to do the dare. You finally gave in as Sasuke walks into the room. He notices that Sakura and Ino were fighting, and everyone was staring at him, as you were beating up Naruto.
"Eh...whats going on, losers?" asked Sasuke as he walked up to you and Naruto. You looked up and Sasuke stepped back from the pissed off look you had on your face. You got off of Naruto after you finished beating him til he was knocked out. You walked up to Sasuke, as everyone stared at you to do your dare.
" ...sigh Sasuke I have had a deep crush on you, and I love you." Sasuke looked puzzled, then you grabbed his hand went to the training grounds to tell him more about your major crush, even tho you really didn't have one on him.
He was shocked to here something like that out of your mouth, sinse you were very emo, besides him, you were a major emo, you never really talk to him, and you gave him death glares. Sasuke shook his head to wake up. You were giving him death glares.
"Is that all true?" he asked you
"No," you said as you saw Sasuke look like he was ready to cry.
"Then why did you tell me all that?"
"Cause Naruto Dared me to tell you all that, but theres more, but i don't really want to do that."
"What is the rest?" asked Sasuke curiously
"I have to sleep with you and go out with you for a year."
Sasuke smirked and blushed.
"What are you smirking and blushing about, loser?"
Sasuke kissed you and you were shocked. You pushed him off you and said, "What the hell are you doing?"
"Well im starting the rest of the dare"
"WHY?" you said annoyed and looked down at your wrist and snapped the rubber band around it repeatedly. Sasuke grabbed you hand and made you stop.
"Because Lily, I Love you."
You looked up at him.
"Loser, say what?"
Sasuke blushed, and kissed you again. You were still shocked, but this time you didn't pull away from him. He wrapped his arms around your waist, as you wrapped your arms around his neck. You saw a flash from the corner of your eye. You pulled away from the kiss, and looked to see Naruto take pictures of you and Sasuke. You were ready to charge at Naruto, who fled back to his house, but was stopped by Sasuke picking you up, as he took you to his place. You both weren't seen for 2 days straight. When you guys came out, everyones jaw was propped open, as you and Sasuke dated each other for the rest of the year for the dare, and until you two got married. (WOW.)

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THE ULTIMATE KWIZ: What do the Naruto crew think of you =

Boyfriend: Sasuke. (Ish that good?)

Team 7:
Naruto: She's nice to me and understands me. Hate Sasuke for taking her.
Sasuke: I love her more than anything. If anyone lays a finger on her head, I'd kill them. But I'm too scared to tell her.(Aww.. Emo-boys lyke meh)
Sakura: I hate her, even though she unbelieavly nice. She took Sasuke. (BEAT THAT BETCH!)

Team 10:
Ino: A bitch. (...)
Shikamaru: She's very smart, and strong. Pretty too. "He likes ya" (SQUEE!)
Chouji: She's nice to me.

Team 8:
Kiba: She's really nice.
Shino: Whatever (...)
Hinata: She's really nice to me, and helps me with Naruto and my shyness. (LYKE DUHH!)

Sand Siblings.
Gaara: She's very kind. I really like her. (SQUEEE!!)
Temari: My best friend! SHe's the best! (Bitch, please.)
Kankoru: HOTT!! (THANK YEWZZ.)

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NOW SOME RANDOM AWESUMM STUFF!

Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.) xD

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile:

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!!!!!

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

Things to do at Walmart...(awsum list by i like pie123)

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy"

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin-to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

46. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

47. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

49. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

51. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."

52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

53. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

54. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

55. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

56. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

57. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)."

58. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

59. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

60.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

61.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

62.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

63.Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. (HA! This one can't be done any longer since Walmart has no lay a way policy any longer! WHICH IS BULL$HIT!)

64. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

65. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

66. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

67. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. (My sister came up with this idea, but I'm thinking "Are there any more "new" typewriters in existence?")

68. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!

69. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

--Girls--

--are-like-apples--

--on-trees.-The-best-ones--

--are-at-the-top-of-the-tree.--

--But the Boys don't reach--

--for-the-good-ones-because-they--

--are-afraid-of-falling-and-getting-hurt--

--Instead,-they-get-the-rotten-apples--

-from-the-ground-that-aren't-as-good--

-but-easy-so-the-apples-on-top-think--

-something's-wrong-w/them-when-in--

--reality-they're-amazing.-They-just--

--have-to-wait-for-the-right-boy-to--

--come-along,-the-one-who's--

--brave-enough-to--

--climb-all--

--the-way--

--to-the-top--

--of-the-tree--