Hey everyone!

My name is Emma, I'm a sixteen year old girl from Australia and I love reading. My entire social life revolves around the fact that if I'm at a great part in any book I'm reading, I refuse to stop and go out.

My favorite book categories are Twilight Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter, I also enjoy a few Pirates of the Caribbean stories, but I find it hard to find well written Pirate stories... sorry Pirate writers, but it's true!!

Check out the Harry Potter fanfic challenge down the bottom, it's sick! ;P

Here are some of my favorite parts from some of the stories on Fanfic! (all of them are VERY funny) : (Please authors of these stories, don't get mad!! If you are mad, then send me a message and I'll take them off! Sorry!)

If you are looking for a great read (which, let's face it), is becoming harder and harder to find..) just search these stories, they are FABULOUS! (They're also all in my favorites)

1 (Na na James's Wand, by hateater27)

“James, if you don’t give Daddy his wand back, he’ll take away your broomstick.”

James froze. His light brown eyes grew wide and fearful, and his bottom lip gave the tiniest of trembles.

“Na na.” James shook his head mournfully. “Na na. James’s broomstick. Na na.”

2 (Potatoes, by charming-holly)

Ron: “I don’t start pointless arguments!”

Hermione: “Which is exactly why you’re poking a potato you claim to be a rock at my chest.”

“Ron!”

“What?”

“Quit being perverse.”

“I’m not being perverse, Hermione, I’m being a male. Besides, you brought them up.”

“I did not bring them up, I merely stated a fact concerning a general part of my body. Not specifically them.”

“Boobs.”

“Ron!”

3 (The enjoyable experience that is passing notes, by GhostOfBambi

James: Mr. Prongs recognizes that beautiful handwriting anywhere, and also bids the future Mrs. Prongs a good day.

Lily: Potter, I am not the future Mrs. Pongs... and yes, that spelling mistake was deliberate.

Remus: Mr. Moony dies laughing.

Peter: Mr. Wormtail doesn't get the joke.

4 (Good Morning is an Oxymoron, Usually, by charming-holly)

I shrieked once again and dropped my towel. Then I jumped out of the shower, forgetting about Harry. Obviously.

We both stood there, shocked and frozen in place.

Harry looked at me, and then his eyes traveled down to my chest. His eyes went wide, and his mouth hung open. I think maybe if I had stayed still long enough, he might have started drooling.

I snapped out of it and shrieked again, grabbing the shower curtain and covering myself with it.

“GET OUT! GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!”

Harry snapped to attention and smacked his hands over his eyes, turning bright red. He whipped around and tried to run out of the doorway.

However, as the door had closed itself because it hated me, he succeeded in only smacking into it and falling to the floor, unmoving.

I gasped, and released the shower curtain, running over to him.

“Harry! Harry, are you okay?”

I kneeled beside him and brushed my hand on his face.

He groaned, and his eyes fluttered open. They widened, and then snapped shut again.

“I’m not looking! I swear!” he said.

That’s when I realized that I was kneeling over him, entirely naked.

My character couples for Harry Potter include:

Harry/Ginny

James/Lily (Aduh!)

Hermione/Ron

Neville/Luna

Remus/Tonks

Sirius/Sirius (I hate that most people pair him off with some random character, he's a player and we all know it! I LOVE SIRIUS!)

Couples I'm (VERY) against:

Harry/Hermione (He is her sister, he has explained that many times..)

Hermione/Draco (Alright.. EW!)

James/Sirius (PLAYER!)

Lily/Snape (Alright yes, Snape fancied Lily, but LILY DID NOT LOVE HIM BACK! Jeeeeezz...)

Harry/Luna (although some of them are quite cute, Luna is still more of a sister to Harry, like Hermione)

Lily/Sirius (Again, hes a player, let him live people! And eew, poor James!)

Sirius/Remus (C'mon people, we all know they're not gay, Remus married Tonks and Sirius loved women too much, get over it!)

P.S

I hate Legolas/Aragorn stories in Lord of the Rings, they make me sick and none of them are in character, they don't belong together! ARAGORN & ARWEN 4EVAH, and as for Legolas, well he's mine ;)

Harry Potter fanfic challenge... number your favorite characters in Harry Potter in any order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!..

1 Ron Weasley
2 Hermione Granger
3 Sirius Black
4 Remus Lupin
5 Lily Evans
6 Harry Potter
7 James Potter
8 Severus Snape
9 Albus Dumbledore
10 Luna Lovegood

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
A Lily/Luna? No... thank god!

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
What? Sirius? Oh.. only VERT HOT! FK YES! HE IS MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER! HIS HOTNESS IS.. Oh god, I think I'm drueling!

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Harry got Ron pregnant? Well.. that would start a massive bitch fight between Ginny and Hermione!

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Yeah, Dumbledore is a magnet for good fics, you have to be skilled to write Dumbledore...

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
Hehe.. Hermione and James? Um.. kind of sick.. but if they were the same age.. I guess Hermione is a little like Lily.. who knows?

6. Four/eight or four/nine?
Remus Lupin with Snape or Dumbledore? Oh god! Well the Marauders would probably kill Lupin if he went with Snape.. so Dumbledore I guess...

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
HAHAH! James catching Sirius and Snape in a relationship? Right.. thats not good.. James would probably kill Sirius for even.. wait, no comment.

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Hermione/Harry? Well, they're everywhere! I'm not a big fan of them though.. too out of character, Hermione is Harry's sister, nothing more.. sick...

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Remus and Luna? Well... I haven't seen one.. but I'm sure theres a couple! Hell, if theres Snape/Hermione (gag) then theres bound to be a Remus/Luna..

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
A Ron/Lily? Well, thats something I've never heard before.. I guess I'd call it Yo Momma lol! Harry would be pissed...

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
Remus wanted Ron in the pants? Sick... right I'd probably make a plot like that WHEN PIGS FLY!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
James.. Dumbledore...? Ew.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
Hmm.. a songfic about Luna... probably Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo, by the bloodhound gang, because it makes no sense :)

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Hermione/Harry/Sirius? Warning: Completely wrong. Do not read.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
What pick-up lines would Snape use on Lily? How about.. can you drop me off at the hospital wing? James Potter is heading this way!

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Luna and Snape? I don't think so! Totally wrong!

I hope you enjoy my stories! I spent a lot of time not doing homework on them ;)

Emmi-Chick x