You probably won't want to read this it'll be boring I promise.

Hey my name is Lynzi .

Favorites:

Books: Harry Potter (1,3 and 7 are my fav), Tithe, Ironside, Blue Bloods, Riddle of the Wren, The Keys of the Kingdom, The Hollow Kingdom, Gemma Doyle Trilogy, Lord Of the Rings(like the movies better; books were too detailed and drawn out for my liking), Sabriel, Lireal, Abhorsen, Echo, The Weetzie Bat Books, I Was A Teenage Fairy, The Hanged Man(I absolutely love Francesca Lia Block), The Laura Ingall Wilder books, The City of Ember, The Twilight saga, A Matter of Profit, The Goblin Wood, Sorahb Trilogy, The Vampire Lestat, Maximum Ride, Unwind, The Dangerous Days of Daniel X, etc.

Movies: She's the Man, Lord of the Rings, Secondhand Lions, Sahara, Hancock, Batman: The Dark Knight, Harry Potter, Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist, He's Just Not That Into You

Shows: Kyle XY, Heroes and The Avengers (it's a really old british tv show I think it was made in the 60's really good quite funny, my best friend and I love it.) Harper's Island

All things in BOLD are true about me.

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kiss someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish.
I'm AGNOSTIC, so I MUST hate all Christians.
I BELIVE IN ATHEIST VIEWS, so I MUST be an atheist, hate all jews, christians... etc, be gay, and hate all homophobic jackasses.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

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My Story's

The Piper: will be updated soon, don't worry but my computer has a bug and will not allow me to get onto microsoft word at this time, but I have almost forty-five pages written so far. It's just the matter of finding a computer to type on seeing as I never get a chance to get on microsoft. Plus, Bloodhound is coming out soon, for those of you who haven't heard it'll be coming out April 14, so hopefully that will keep you preocupied, while I fix this damn computer. And I might have to pay a third in the new computer, lucky I've saving my change, really people you should save your change it adds up in the long run. Hopefully, The Piper will be updated this weekend, but it depends if I go to my moms this weekend. And after Terrier I'll have to do one on Bloodhound, but only if it's good. A story coming from Tamora Pierce I think it will be. But they always put her name with Christiphor Paolini and Philip Pullman and their first books rock but the last two sucked (good books: The Golden Compass and Eragon) & (bad books: The Amber Spyglass and The Eldest) &(okay books: Brisinger and The Subtle Knife), so I expect a lot from Tamora Pierce; she hasn't disapointed yet. Wow, I went off on quite a long tangent, I feel like Ray Bradbury, If you've read Farenheit 451 you would understand, 'cause in fifth grade I had trouble understanding it. God here I go again!!

The Bella and Edward story has been discontinued: Why? The bug or virus that is in my computer that will not allow me on microsoft deleted my story and I'm not really in the mood to try and rewrite all of that so it'll no longer be up, to put it bluntly. So sorry. Maybe someday!!

So, Yippy Skippy